That Dog Is Drunk!

[juliebean0123]

Hahaha your dogs do NOT look amused. XD

[Jennsega101]

Oh yo ooooh a pirate's life's for me! I sail the open seas...I like to drink rum and be free...I can't stand this boat I'm gonna sink...holy sh*beep* I'm gonna jump off..! XD XD XD

[studiobrussel]

Hahahaha awesome !!!!

[CupcakesMINTY]

Tehe marley is such a princess when she was going to lie down on the floaty, she only squatted cuz she didnt want to get wet :P

[Irategamefan]

one dog drinks vary little the other alot

[con0095]

Arrg!!! You scurvy Dogs!!!

[gammaga]

Bark! i'm a pirate Bark!

[ewlgod]

holy shit im gonna jump off

[TurquoiseTurtle15]

When cats and dogs are being skinned alive for their meat and fur, cows, pigs and chickens are in cramped, dirty dark cages on their way to be slaughtered, dolphins in Japan are being captured and sold to "Sea World" while the ones that don't get picked are killed inhumanly and for no reason, pet owners who don't feed and purposely hurt their animals... but you think paper hats on dogs.... is animal abuse.

LOL

[HeyItsMeJackiee]

'dont smell my face'

LOLLL. omg that made me laugh

[rid3r28]

ahahahaah

fuck wat ppl say

i lov zoey marley and i havnt evn met them ahahahahaha

shyt i preffer i a dog friend than a back stabbing human

R.I.P. TEDDY, MAD DOG, SPIKE AND GREVER

[PartyOnKeepCalm]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[12512cool]

I just broke up with my boyfriend. And this video made me laugh so hard. Thank you CTFxC for lifting my spirits. :) Love you, Charles, Alli, Zoey, & Marley!

[greaserslick]

Zoey looks like the lazy old pirate and marly looks like the energetic young pirate

[Jrockrantz]

I find this hard to masturbate to.

[CamillaHeggoy]

AWWWW :D <3 LOVE it :D sooo CUTE <3

[daynaXdoo]

i seriously just died laughing at Alli's voiceovers. tears are streaking down my face.

as for the animal abuse, if it were abuse there would be some type of complaining on Zoey and Marley's part. or they'd be taking the hats off. believe it or not dogs will stick up for themselves. Ya'll need to calm your shit. Charles and Alli would NEVER abuse their dogs, they are pretty much their kids! could you see either one of them abusing their kids!? NO

[soccergalcutie1011]

Alli ur dialogue made me laugh so hard xD

[maaanatee]

I miss my dog

[Janetfsho]

HAHA! Drunk zoey XD

[Hinson43]

Dogs look miserable. Lol

[Werewolfmagixx]

@Emoshons MMMM. MEAT IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL.

[EXiisch]

This is the best video I've ever seen <3

[zuneluvr]

Music added so much to this.lol

[MissAmirahSyafiqah]

Alli is so funny !!!

[ropcik21]

You gotta lay of the rum dude !!!! ROFL

[SASirotak]

Hahaha!

[HotFriedIceCream]

@Emoshons beef is good :)

[HotFriedIceCream]

they should go to Tortuga

[1amG0d4ndh31574C]

@HotFriedIceCream they'd probably like, die, if they went to Tortuga lol

[Skaitek09]

130 people are drunk

[supersillyy]

Thumbs up times a million! bahaha

[saffronsnake]

lol i put my dog on a floaty once that was funny

[thelovelybandgeek]

I don't get how this is animal abuse. Marley and Zoey are the biggest spoiled brats ever and WE the CTFxC army help out with that by sending them treats!

[kamielftw]

How is this animal abuse. Putting a paper hat on a dog which they can put off so easy...

[treez1k]

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[aNoodleThing]

marley's was tilted to the side. gangsta marley

[moskalmultimedia]

So funny! Were did you get the generic pirate music lol?

[chrislandancu]

cute overload

[29357sw]

I think you r drunk!!!

[love122you1]

zoe is sow drunk 

[batesy200]

Yarrrr, I be a pirate dawgg, U MAD BRO?

[becklesbee]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Awwwww man that's funny!

(I have two dogs too, it's not abuse. It's only abuse if the animal is put in a dangerous situation they can't get out of or if they're neglected. Dogs can swim, therefore it's not abusive).

THAT JUST MADE MY DAY!

[LittleMissToontown]

The dogs are drunk?

[XxMarioXZFernando]

I think youre the one drunk :/

[sarasst3in]

god people its just a stupid video. the dog is obviously not really drunk and i doubt they are either. all they did was put fucking hats on the dogs and then put them on the raft. so just shut up, its not animal abuse.

[BriamothTV]

Z0MG ANIMALZ ABUSE! <--- People who say that or talk like that shouldn't be on the internet.

[Jen18lol]

I love Zoe and Marley so much! They are so cute!

[awesomemlw]

This made me lol sooo hard!!!

[coolman593]

more like your drunk for thinking the dog is.

[Warx93]

hahaha best video ever!!!!!!!

[SARAakaAWESOMENESS]

@kandykreme89 :) ya

[kandykreme89]

If it's so lame then why did you come look at the video in the first place. Obviously you saw a sample of it on their main channel. So you pretty much came to this video just to bash these people and their dogs. Really? How pathetic can you be. They love their dogs more than they love each other, and you're saying that this is abuse. I feel sorry for your pets if you have one. They must be miserable, and probably don't feel like part of the family. GTFO!

[mxmaster999]

The dogs look so impressed lol....

[Danshro]

Poor dogs this is stupid

[kandykreme89]

@Danshro ur stupid

[kandykreme89]

@Danshro ur stupid

[S91shehan]

@Danshro if u look at charles' videos regularly you would know that they dont harm there dogs u just need to fuck off u dumb shit

[LittleMissToontown]

@Danshro They didn't seem to be bothered so they aren't poor dogs really

[JnCandie]

@Danshro U mad bro?

[dramadeyskitz]

@Danshro you sir are a true dimwit

[XxFroz3nAcidxX]

@Danshro you mad bro?

[darealodguy]

Zoey look really drunk but marley is like wat are we doing

[danicadvincula]

its sooo cuutee!

[hellboy373]

i laughed as soon as i seen the dogs with boat hats with jolly ranchers on them =D

[biz4markie]

What do we do with a drunken sailor

What do we do with a drunken sailor

What do we do with a drunken sailor

Early in the morning

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

I love that song

[rjunai]

hey .. not funny !

[pizzamaniac1]

they look happy... I also hate videos with titles not relating to the video.

[BrittnyPlease]

I swear these videos get funnier and funnier. I watch them at the worst times like now im in the library LMAO oh man this is going to be favorited

[ClarifyBones]

@29357sw U MAD BRO?!?

[dramadeyskitz]

@29357sw wooooooow there just wearing hats and chillin in the pool do you know what animal abuse is? that's when they don't feed them neglect them and hurt them in sometime stuff them in tiny cages you should think before you speak AND maby go back to school dimwit

[blood1523]

@29357sw U mad bro?

[12512cool]

@29357sw Cool story bro.

[XxFroz3nAcidxX]

@29357sw you mad bro?

[juliebean0123]

@29357sw Fuck you

[96sodapop]

um i dont think some of you are grasping the consept that their not ACTUALLY drunk.lol

[just2goofs]

my new kitty would love him!

[god0rock]

all of the people who write "abuse" "those parents suck" and shit like that aren't a part of the ctfxc...they just searched drunk dog so they could troll

[TheNickelBlitz]

what mother fucker disliked this video?

[THErealBrittneyy]

@TheNickelBlitz Its the dumb fucks that think Allie and Charles abuse Mar and Zo! haha idiots!

[Romero6one9]

everyone thats on here saying they abuse they're dogs really needs to fuck off sharpish. if you follow CTFxC on the regular and know what they're about they are nothing but loving and caring to zoey and marley or any dogs that they have in their videos. i have not heard one thing about charles and alli abusing they're dogs and im sure we never will because they would never lay a hand on them in a harmful manner. CTFxC FTW

[TheWwefan727]

awww i want a drunken dogg!

[scorpricorn7]

i want to kiss that little pink patch of nose!

[YUPnNOPE]

Marley on the float at the end... uber cute :_)

[paloms54]

aww marley was not happy to be in that pool haha

[TheKevon007]

I WANT TO PET THEM!!! :D

[Nadia8915]

lol.. How do u manage to keep those hats over their head?...

[Werewolfmagixx]

lol why is it that whenever i watch a video on youtube involving someone's pets there's a BUNCH of people that are like:

"ANIMAL ABUSSEE!!!1!! LYk omG leave that poor animal alone!" when it's never anything serious...

[isisorchid]

@Werewolfmagixx Exactly. Put a piece of paper on your head and tell me how abused you feel. Embarrassed? Maybe. Abused and traumatized? No.

[DrFlumpy]

@Werewolfmagixx that way they can feel better about themselves for all the fucked up things they've done to their animals in the past, so they take it out on normal people having fun, go douche bags!

[Trudermark]

@Werewolfmagixx XD So true.

[JaxxDaemon]

flagging for cruelty

[petrich88]

@JaxxDaemon U mad Bro?

[HotFriedIceCream]

@JaxxDaemon whats cruel about it?

[12512cool]

@JaxxDaemon Flagging you for being a faggot.

[Trudermark]

@JaxxDaemon -_- Watch CTFxC, moron. Freaking idiots these days.

[allycatphae]

@JaxxDaemon CTFxC FTW!!!

[iseeyalive]

these dogs look so sad, theyre sayin, "wtf, is wrong with the humans here"?!

[Koolkattj]

Just lame.

[rid3r28]

ahahaahah

lov it.......cute dogs



[Rbabaganosh]

its not animal abuse,it just lame,those poor dogs

[HotFriedIceCream]

@Rbabaganosh its funny so chill out

[ChrisJandB]

@Rbabaganosh nah they get spoiled don't worry. lol. I don't approve of dressing up dogs but the smaller one actually prefers it for some reason. haha

[abby52928]

Zoey looks drunk and Marley looks high

[drebenz1]

borin

[BigBoab11O]

animal abusin scum

[BaussAlder]

@BigBoab11O lol... retard

[BigBoab11O]

@BaussAlder



away n drink ur doggies spunk then eat his nutty shit heheehee

[12512cool]

@BigBoab11O U mad bro?

[allycatphae]

@BigBoab11O CTFxC FTW!!!

[luger74]

poor dog probably second hand smoked the marijuana the dudes were smoking...

[ILuvNinjasNamedPhil8]

@luger74 they dont smoke

[12512cool]

@luger74 Cool story bro.

[yesdance12]

Aww so cute!

[Jess92655]

Poor dog, they're like pushy stage parents:/

[neonbloodbath11]

@Jess92655 Its not animal abuse

[Jess92655]

@neonbloodbath11 I didn't say it was. I said they're like stage parents because that dog obviously doesn't want to do that. It's been pushed into it.

[neonbloodbath11]

@Jess92655 ok

[ChrisJandB]

@Jess92655 lol usually you're right but if you watch their daily vlogs the two dogs usually take off anything they don't like as quickly as possible. That and they spoil them like crazy.

[neonbloodbath11]

THIS IS NOT ANIMAL ABUSE!! LIKE SOME ONE IN THE COMMENTS SAID PEOPLE DRESS UP THEIR DOGS AND THATS TRUE AND SORRY FOR ALL THE RANT BUT ITS NOT OK

[kimchi4fun]

Lol, the dogs hate this xD

[TheRawrr3]

this isnt animal abuse.. everyone dresses their dogs up. wtf are you talking about?

[goldflame136]

Poor dogs you guys are the ones that are drunk

[phiconphy]

poor animals... 

[AlbumSleever]

No, not funny

[AlbumSleever]

pahahahaha. Dogs don't talk!

[natott123]

animal abuse...



[god0rock]

@natott123 you fuckin retarded dude

[12512cool]

@natott123 U mad?

[Softshow]

why is this on the front page?

[yesdance12]

@Softshow u mad bro?

[CTFxCArmyVlogger]

LOL ZOEY XD XD XD XD XD XD

[bullybulldog93]

mkae a sextape ali

[NeutralCountry]

dog: "God I hate this guy"

[puppiesrule77]

the dog isn't drunk your drunk!

[12512cool]

@MrBonami2 Everyone flag your comment for you being a dip shit.

[TigerJessie33]

lol wicked video mate

[RafaelTovar90]

He is just depressed.

[elpianiste774]

watch?v=AVrCT7-OaJQ

New Official Trailer of a movie talking about football. I think you should see it ;) Comment if you want. 

[RockSplitter]

The dog's not drunk. He just hates his life. =/

[1102nm]

@RockSplitter she is sleepy you idiot...

[CuttingOliver]

@1102nm he was making a joke you idiot, a little thing called sarcasm

[1102nm]

@CuttingOliver if he was joking he would put lol at the end of smiley.....

[CuttingOliver]

@1102nm ever heard of a thing called sarcasm? if you were to ask me if i was gay and i said yes, i would be being sarcastic, its basically lieing for a humorous effect.

[RockSplitter]

@CuttingOliver Thank you for understanding.

[PreachTech]

@RockSplitter Perfect summation.

[bourraslandboss]

what's an stupid idea.!



[96donov]

lol



[LifeisOverpowered]

I bet i would pwn you all on black niggers

[JoshuaD933]

Thumbs up if the person who was singing "Seven seas" or whatever is a faggot.

[CuttingOliver]

@JoshuaD933 you mean the camera guys girfriend/wife/sister/female person ?

[12512cool]

@JoshuaD933 Cool story bro.

[Iversoniv1]

No... Just, no....

[XSirXLoveX]

Is he/she really drunk, cause yes, than you're facking retarded.

[LowBatteryFilms]

I don't know much about dogs, but that little Marley-tail is pointing straight down :P

[AntiStass]

So THATS where my rum went =[

[malikrooma13]

should i lough ??

[JacobRileyFilms]

@Greggg57 sshhhhhh

[neonbloodbath11]

@Greggg57 your stupid

[yesdance12]

@Greggg57 u mad bro?

[demonskillheart]

dont know why people watching as myself also just weird ....

[rockerluigimont]

Dog: "this dude makes me wanna sleep...zzz"

[trellemarth]

What kind of dog is the one on the left??

[TheMitchM93]

65 people dont like drunk animals

[TheTommieboi]

penis.

[TheAlexis4444]

is he drunk or is he hating the singing? don't give much drinks to dogs or cats, as their livers are small, they'll die before you know it.