Ms Swan at Customs

[yichen100]

LOLS....

[cousincrazy5]

Tehe lol

[partypanda1918]

haha ttly made my day

[preverootsrock]

These aren't the droids you're looking for LOL

[Anonymouz5]

love the note part

[Oracle13]

This must have been before 9/11...

[Oracle13]

Hey the 92 dislikes/haters made the like bar look like a lit joint. Nice...

[Hairyape35]

This is not my suitcase

Then whose suitcase is it

Your mum

Hahahahahahaha

[twbap79]

cop: your name is swan?

swan: yuh

cop: is that your first or last name

swan: yes it is te last name

cop: then whats your first name

swan: Bunny

hahahahahahahahahah

[CrazyCrayons2011]

SHE IS SOO FUNNY!!!!

Police: this isnt pot its oregano

Miss Swan: No wonder its so cheap! LOL

[mrfamilyguy36]

santay clausaussse lmfao

[cmelero4]

oh ok

oh ok

hokey pokey

[j3llybean21]

OH GOD! THIS IS HILARIOUS

[MrTylerGaga]

"Yo Mama" LOL

[xxthumbsup93xx]

tehe bunny swan 

[Awesomecrap5000]

Who's suitcase is this your moms

[X4nd3r22]

santaiiii clauuuus

hahahahah

[barijuju]

I loooveee MS.SWAN !! I wanna marry her !

[madmoney5050]

YO MAMMA'S LMAOOOOOOOO

[jacc89]

lol lol ah weak

[crazytaco202]

Police: " Mam, Im Ganna have to check your suit case!"

miss swan: " No!!! You Will Let Swan Pass! These Arent the droids You are looking for! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo!"

Police: opens suitcase " Uggg! this isnt even marawna, its arregeno!!"

Miss swan: " No Wonder it was so Cheap! Stupid Stupid!"

[intervention1081]

92 people dont get some of the funniest most simple things in the world

[kalebrewa]

Police - Your name is Swan. Is it your first name or last name?

Ms Swan - It is the last name

Police - what's your first name?

Ms. Swan - Bunny

Police - Your name is Bunny Swan?

Ms. Swan - Yes it is a Bunny Swan

[Girlakawildchild]

LOL

[jeneZelda]

police: this is not even marihuana is oregeno

Swan: oh no wonder is so cheap!!!

hahahaha

[shaquallep]

We dont pronounce it Santa Clause, its Sannnnnntaya Clauusee ROFL lamo

[K8andNat]

These aren't the droids you're looking for! best line ever.

[djwrekk13]

Yo mama!

[ThatUsernameIsTaken4]

3/15/98? that's two years after my birthday.

[SAlpsu]

"Did your doctor give you something to prove that"

"Yeah, he gave me the pot"

I want to try that on a cop sometime. The arrest will be worth it.

[MeesterBeaster]

santaiiii cloo

[kockgunner]

I want to hug her!!!

[musiclover4ever1234]

who's suitcase is it? ur moms.....lmfao xD

[DeathhsLegacy]

I would really hate to have that guys job when she got there...

[denisrenelara]

So many of this Asians ladies out there

[trackstar8100]

uuh ya he gave me the pot!!! hahaha

[pedagogik]

Sanntaaiii clauuuuuushh

[ILoveVinnieCostello]

jujube!! ahh the tranny! xD

[smilygirl1468]

police: "wait your suit case!"

miss swan: "thats not my suite case"

police: "who's is it?"

miss swan: "your mama's!"

lol i love her!!

[sylviairene11]

yeah he gave me the pot

[Zombeh16]

This is like my 10th video today of Ms.Swan and it never gets old!! xD

[Parkourgymnast]

Kiss your hand 10 times

[TheAGSproductions]

Two words: DUMB BITCH

[doglover123able]

lmao i wish getting on a plane was that easy

[cupcak3freak]

Ms.swan:yeah also from cuveria is swanta clause except its pronounced santay clause

Officer: thinking to himself she so fucking weird

[MsTiarna123]

Lololololololololol sooooo funny

[LordHines420]

i think we need more people quoting what they said.

[fluffybananacake]

I always thought her dog was called pot

[ChinnuWoW]

penis

[chrispy199]

Hahaha fuck that I'd never let her in the country!! hahaha

[AsianNinjasRock101]

Yoo' mama

[selenagomesfan2]

haha i laughed sooo hard at bunny swan! :D

[NiC3iC3]

guy:hey wait u forgot your suitcase!

ms swan:that not my suitcase

guy:then whos is it?

ms swan:your momma'

ROFL!!!!

[DaMan869]

"Woman, do you have anything to declare? Do you want pot?!"

"Just a little bit of pot."

"You can't have pot unless it's medicinal!!!!"

"Oh yeah, it da medicinal kind."

"You're gonna need something from your doctor to prove that, did your doctor give you something to prove that?"

"Yeah, he gave me the pot."

[itzfrancoo]

I will always love ms swan <33

[nhbdlove]

hahaha,

ohh yeah okay.

she always says that.

[frenchman770]

Santoya Calus

[skineboi23]

"You can let Swan pass.....these aren't the drugs you're looking for." LMFAO I Love it!!!

"Ma'am, your suitcase." "That's not my suitcase." "Then who's is it?" "Your Mamma."

LMFAO I Love her!!!! XD

[nabbocchild]

its pronounced Santaaaaaaaaaiiii Clauuuuseeee LMFAO

[skineboi23]

Kiss your hand 10 times

Say your crushes name 15 times

Post this onto two videos

And look at your hand

[ReadAndReturn]

santiaaa claws

[Be1smaht]

I bet customs meet A LOT of Ms. Swans

[lorenapopful]

Kiss your hand ten times

Say yoir crush 15 times

Post this to two videos

Now look at your hand

[jablonskited]

90 people didn't get a note



[alexjacoboramos]

Yu mama hahha

[dirthotch1982]

Bunny swan lol

[onna310]

i love how she wrote the note it was hilarious.!!!!!!!!!



[ChanniKarnimarni]

Chuchubee is soooo cute :D

[sandylavallie11]

My fav ms. Swan skit

[Brittnichole01]

Don't forget your suit case. It's not mines whose is it? Your momma's this crap has me laugh so hard.(:

[67gunna]

Just a littel bit of pot LOL

[785hector]

Yo mamma's!! Lol

[fbry17]

just a leeeeeetle bit of pot.......!

[idoda97928]

What hemisphere is it in?? southaeuromerika lol

[jemiiekiddo]

bunny swan! HAHAHAHHA

[Dina1292]

"dear ms. swan, i love u and i want to marry u and u dont have to pay for ur last visit signed dr pot" XDXDXDXD i love it

"this isnt pot, it oregano. oh no, no wonder it was so cheap, damnit!"

[RyanEmbry667]

Does anyone know the name of the guy who plays the custom agent in this episode?

[12345goliath]

Santai Kluase:) lmfao

[DiggyWife101]

what did the doctor give youu to declare it ..... yeaa the pot

[Brittany33401]

Yea he gave me the pot. LOL

[santana77780]

For those of you that are mexican, this woman reminds me of "la india maria" hahha

[B1kMagik]

@santana77780 why does somebody have to be mexican to know la india maria?

[thunderlover11]

hhahahahahahahahahhhahahhah any thing to declare yah- POT! hahah

[HappyDog4Life]

HAHAHAH I love miss swans videos, I rofl at each and every one of em ,

[Stewiegriffinist]

It looks like an alien was standing behind her at 1:50

[pinkshell1314]

If miss swan was a 2 year old why is she at the airport by herself? Btw funniest video I had ever seen:)

[The121909]

the oregno part wuz the funniest part and the end yo mamma

[The121909]

funniest thing i ever seen



[14keo14]

[iminent=xf4tqAgUWfOB] [iminent=Frjnj7YVffOB] LOL

[TheSoundTakesFlight]

Lmao oh my god I love this woman!

[h0tt0picka]

land of the brave & home of the poop

[coolsman64]

Dr.pot lol XD

[SpOrTySaRaH7]

These arent the droids you're looking for

[katalinafarfan]

hu hu hu) : you dont refuse swan in the land of the brave and the home of the brave

[tacla47]

hahahahahah! bunny swan! i love this chick my frnd told me bout her and i like saw it and loved it same with the "can i get yo #?" dude! :P

[tacla47]

were can i watch the hole movie like what is after this and so on.... :)thnks

[savannaNmairbear19]

if u love ms. swan and her voice and sayings... there is an ipod/iphone app called "ms. swan sound board".. get it @ the app store and enjoy lots of buttons with her sayings for only $0.99! its so fun! and worth it! the app also includes some links to her videos! get it now! (:

[ThatRicanKid97]

"These aren't the droids that you are looking for..."

FTMFW!

[crazygirlsamandakath]

Then who's bag is this

Your mamas

Lol she is SOO funny

[000CentCrewmax]

If ... i... served... Ms.Sawn ... I Wuld.. BLOW MY FUCKIN BRAINS OUT! Thank god i dont work @ any public place tho! :D

[CipherSorEyes]

Swan Mind Tricks, 04:54

[koala1209]

I think Ms. Swan is secretly smart and messes with people either for fun or to get what she wants

[seriousman99]

LMFAO

[bubbleslover4ever]

lmao. "put your foot over the line" , "now the other one"

[waterskigal1]

:O my b-day is on 3/15/99........

[TheTechnoa]

lol welcome to the USA Ms. Swan!!

[poseidonrox95]

It"s Pronounces SANTAIII CLAOOOO.

[HernandezNena]

Hahaha who's suit case is it yo mama lol

Love that oart

[TSPOWELL89]

how did that officer vote down 91 times, I thought you could only vote 1 time

[HillaryArchuleta]

SAN TAI CE LAUZ.

[HTCEVO23]

hahaha yuh mama best part of this video

[Littleelfbailey]

awww... crappy quality



[dmplace123]

wow! miss swan + mr.bean, they would be a very funny and odd couple LOL

[dmplace123]

wow! miss swan + mr.bean, they would be a very funny and odd couple LOL

[soccer9448]

lol very funny

[ajmalonly]

yo mama is d best part.. lol

[iluvchafer]

did ur doctor give u something to declare that....yeaaa the pot

[Daniel8978662]

South Euromerica

[RavieKulay]

LOL Ms. Swan might be Osaka's mother.

[micamoo11]

Wen I grow up I wanna b jus lik bunni swan lolz

[kayloana1]

i love ms.swan

[neneisme13]

OH THAT WAS FUN LIKE AH LIL HOKEY POKEY!

[jerryxs49]

This is not even Mariuana... it's Oregano

Ohhhh... no wonder it's so Cheap

xD thats my favorite part

[KerryDoan]

yahh he give a me da pot LOLOLOL

[kasrajamaat11]

santaii clausse

[ytaks14]

miss swan needs new clothes she always have the same, lol

[ilovebatista4ever]

Officer: And your suit case

Ms.Swan: That not my suit case

Officer: Then Who's is it?

Ms.Swan: Yo mama

XD

[poiuytrewq1030]

Dear Youtube,

This video rocks

Signed, Dr. Pot

[ColourFull990]

91 people lost their passport and get yelled by the custom officer.

[NatarTheGreat]

@hk2468 and 88 people like that

[missmasobeauty101]

That's not marijuana that's oregano lmao

[wallflower80]

"You should let swan pass. These are not the droids your looking for."

[timeout4u7]

I killed myself laughing

[gar8899]

That is not a dog Dat JUJUBEE

[BROOKLYNPAPI96]

LMFAO WHOS SUITCASE IS IT YOUR MOTHERS LMFAO

[katielovesppls]

this is such a funny video but its sorta hard to understand and its just like all of her other videos you go bunny swan and i just want to say happy third birth day i love ad ad is anitionals

[JesusFreak19761]

is she supposed to be mentally challenged chinese person

[mulan6]

@JesusFreak19761 idk, really maybbee lol

[MAnnaconduit1]

@JesusFreak19761

njo she's just confused on how everything works, or maybe she's just reall.y stupid either way she's a hoot and very epic

[kfki]

@JesusFreak19761 she's icelandic, not retarded!

[Dormog]

' Anything to declare? '

' Yea, I wouldn't want your job. '

*Glare*

Lol.

[SHAFIQ5]

Who's suitcase is this? YOUR MAMA. LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Booga7059]

@cindypu3 I hate you

[MsItalian91]

That's not Marijuana it's Oregano!!! LMAO!!!!

[clay24dog]

one foot then the other XD like the little hockie pokie lol

[NintendoGamer706]

You don't refuse Swan from the land of the brave and the home of the brave xD

[taylor12021]

CRACKS ME UP!

[WolfLov3r900]

"Ma'am your suitcase!"

"That not my suitcase."

"Then whose is it?"

"Yo mama" xD

[roxblue23]

Ms Swan is the greatest!!

[enzolim87]

She's from Kubaria, in south Euramerica in the northpole.

[kebireo]

"that not my suitcase!"

"Who is it for?"

"Yo mama!"

[Leelee6411]

love miss swan or should i say bunny swan

[tessXrawrr]

santayyyya claaause

[angelcity6]

@hk2468 LOL xD

[xsuckone]

@cindypu3 cm

[bastardjustice]

If I got costumers like that everyday, I'd quit my job right away. hahahaha!

[dragonslayer050819]

bunny swan

[SavannahGraceScarlet]

lol ur 2 years old? yes almost 3

[ddavis12341]

Hahahahhahahahahahahahhaha, This makes me laugh so hard!

[Kameron011]

@hk2468 89 now

[dabebegurl808]

i love you and i want to marry you...... signed Doctor Pot..... lol

[crossyourfingers00]

"i don't know he came with the suitcase." lol

[Zencba]

"Santaya Calaaaaaaws"

[cinnamongirlx1]

aaahhhhh ms swan is a riot !! SOUTHAURAMERICA !

[kendrajayx]

LMFAO

"Signed Dr. Pot"

[soccergirl051]

bunny swan... that is an AWESOME name

[fathimask1]

OHH! that was funny...i love alL the videos of ms swan! they are so funny you would watch it again and again.....THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!

[C0bfan666]

Bunny swan xD

[AuntKHALIRuckus]

yeah. he give me the pot. priceless

[peacelo]

"south of eur-america"... kinda sounds like south of your america