Old Spice man! you have now given me the ability to speak with a correct tongue, ride whales, save bottlenose dolphins, bake cakes, swan dive, build kitchens, and make ordinary objects turn to DIAMONDS. and for this...i am forever indebted to your kindness
Because there's always a girl begging to be rode upon, a cellphone needing to be romanticized and a whale waiting to be modified in to a machinegun/butterknife!
If I were to mix old spice body wash with battery acid and then inject it directly through my eye balls, will it increase the masculine effects of old spice?
I have recently used the advertised product and after precisely following the directions. MY house collapsed due to a shockwave of intense awsomeness while the same wave simultaneously impregnated every woman in a two town radius. My question is after rebuilding my old house into a mansion with nothing but a fork and spoon will it collapse once I use Old Spice Again?
@OldSpice I hope you answer questions until there are no more questions in the world left! Thanks for being brilliant! I've blogged and twitted your excellenceness.
@BravoBlanc Totally the Old Spice. Which is why I use it. It amplifies awesomeness by a power of kajillion, turning anyone who uses it into a MANLY MAN!
@BravoBlanc He was born this way, but the Old Spice has revamped the levels of Awesome in his muscled body to a level far beyond our pitiful capability of comprehending.
i can't stop loling at "wow thats alot of dos in one question?"
VamplordThorn999 4 months ago
NO, you have no free time BECAUSE YOU HAVE 185+ VIDEOS!! STOP ANSWERING QUESTIONS SO I CAN GO OUTSIDE, PLEASE! I'M HUNGRY!
Sibwarra208 6 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses 3
Who would win in a fight between Old Spice Guy and Chuck Norris?
devinbundy007 11 months ago
@devinbundy007 Old Spice Guy would charm Chuck Norris out of fighting lol
srjarrett 8 months ago
If you can see this old spice man, hi
simum1 11 months ago
dear old spice guy
if your cannoe is stuck in a tree in the middle of augest with no headlights how many pancakes would it take to reach the moon?????????
wowds1 11 months ago 8
@wowds1 Where did you come up with that question?? Hahahaha.
karate150 6 months ago
@karate150 i really dont know
wowds1 4 months ago
Sadly in new Zealand old spice supplies are hard to acquire so we must be manual men, man.
stevitosgay 11 months ago
Whir is theat time do go be Old Spice Guy
ENDORPHINSAM 1 year ago
A whale waiting to be modified into a machinegun/butterknife, a cellphone needing to be romanticized, and a girl begging to be rode upon, you say?
JubJubtheWonderHippo 1 year ago 9
Old Spice man! you have now given me the ability to speak with a correct tongue, ride whales, save bottlenose dolphins, bake cakes, swan dive, build kitchens, and make ordinary objects turn to DIAMONDS. and for this...i am forever indebted to your kindness
R33MiXlovesWAYNE 1 year ago
Are you naked under that towel old spice guy.
potpen10 1 year ago 6
....Can I be the girl you romaticise? Please?
TheOriginalJellicle 1 year ago 2
this guy is now getting more sex than he knows what to do with.
rkjpsn 1 year ago 3
Cell phone machine gun butter knife? Nikola Tesla would bow to this man's genius.
DuchessAliana 1 year ago 2
a cell phone transformed into a machine gun/butter knife? He's just discovered the meaning of life lol. This guy is awesome. Have fun at NBC!
ask3491 1 year ago
mchine gun / butter knife lol
TheLILGOB 1 year ago
Hold on a sec, i just need to get my machine gun so i can make a PB and J sandwich. brb
xceis 1 year ago
WHOA. A MACHINE GUN/BUTTER KNIFE?!? EPIC!! 8D
silverarrows13 1 year ago
Should have been "what do you do you do on youre free time dot dot dot questionmark"
Mac1634 1 year ago
can you modify my cell phone into a machinegun/butter knife, with an app allowing me to romanticize every woman in my country at once?
Jarsia 1 year ago 2
What do you do you do... hahaha I love how he reads it exactly as it's written, typos and everything..
DarkSigiles 1 year ago
Making cel-phones into machinegun/butterknifes? So the Old Spice guy is a weapons manufacturer for a living?
Now there's a side of the Old Spice company we didn't know...
Mjkaizer 1 year ago
i dont get it
Petlovedurian 1 year ago
@Petlovedurian I don't know how to respond to that.
IPurgeNonBelievers 1 year ago
hes the non violent chuck norris
unrealshrimp 1 year ago
thumbs up if you want a machine gun/butter knife
kylemiester69 1 year ago 212
do you ever use anything other than oldspice???
peacesofyou 1 year ago
Because there's always a girl begging to be rode upon, a cellphone needing to be romanticized and a whale waiting to be modified in to a machinegun/butterknife!
Epitzsche 1 year ago 10
@Epitzsche beat me to it.
cravingradishes 1 year ago
The machine gun/butter knife is now DIAMONDS!
xxTHALExx 1 year ago 11
LOL i fucking love how they keep picking the broken English comments
billtamer 1 year ago 122
I wonder what the stun gun is used for HAHAHA. I had to watch that twice to figure that out.
tomasuki7 1 year ago
What if you were in a epic battle with chuck Norris while on a erupting volcano
Cheesethatfool 1 year ago
Yep, The future of youtube. Crappy useless videos from ctxf sxephil, shaytards etc and ads.
GorgonLuvs8008135 1 year ago
I have a theory that the "Most interesting man in the world (the Dos XX's guy was once an Old Spice spokes man then he became the dos xey guy "
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MrSkinfuck 1 year ago
This guy is the new Chuck Norris. He will take up the mantle once Mr. Norris passes.
FuzzyRocksOfDoom 1 year ago
WE HAVE A NEW CHUCK NORRIS?
sleekkid 1 year ago 3
More like romanticizing dolphins and riding women, am I right?
acdragonx 1 year ago
fucking A
samar1537 1 year ago
I didnt want to say this but, he makes Chuck Norris look bad
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MrSkinfuck 1 year ago
into a machinegun/butter knife...
umean123 1 year ago 2
why is it old spice he isn't even old...
umean123 1 year ago
Dear OldSpice,
If I were to mix old spice body wash with battery acid and then inject it directly through my eye balls, will it increase the masculine effects of old spice?
gamma2992 1 year ago
Master Old spice man, What would happen if an imovable object collided with an unstoppable force?
SuperJadkins 1 year ago
i wanna see that machine gun/ butter knife!
bigrandom1989 1 year ago
@bigrandom1989 ohh, too late. the machine gun/ butter knife is already diamonds.
jeffbengtson 1 year ago
Dear Mr. Oldspice Man,
I have recently used the advertised product and after precisely following the directions. MY house collapsed due to a shockwave of intense awsomeness while the same wave simultaneously impregnated every woman in a two town radius. My question is after rebuilding my old house into a mansion with nothing but a fork and spoon will it collapse once I use Old Spice Again?
aajg15 1 year ago 4
this guy comes up with the most random shit.
L2rsSwc 1 year ago
@L2rsSwc funny tho...
ownerfate 1 year ago
@oldspice I have posted a comment everywhere i can think of, and i still dont have a video made @me. How can i get one?
ULT4M4T3 1 year ago
why are there so many of these videos???
kidwickid1 1 year ago
who would have thought that old spice would become cool?
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MrSkinfuck 1 year ago
DOES HE EVER SLEEP?
volchossa 1 year ago 3
NEVER!
eddienb 1 year ago
@volchossa why not ask him? but i bet the oldspice has a lotta things to do with it ...
a sniff of old spice will kick ur energy form -1 to over 9000!
ownerfate 1 year ago
this guy is god
IXI69IXI 1 year ago
@IXI69IXI what's his name?
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TheOfficalLilLen 1 year ago
If this guy can play guitar, he is instantly the coolest guy in the world.
I'm talking a mix between Chuck Norris, Brendon Small, and Vic Rattlehead.
So, can you play the guitar?
justforthelulzzz 1 year ago
What would happen if i gave you a random object for thirteen seconds at the same time as you are wrestling barney in a scuba suit with a tricycle?
MarkyMark4341 1 year ago
machine gun slash butter knife
KlassicGamer 1 year ago
didnt mean to put that many do's and you's lol ownerfate aka fate demo.
ownerfate 1 year ago
amazing
bjkruz 1 year ago
I don't own an iPhone but would if it had a machine-gun/butter knife app.
tranceotaku 1 year ago
I can't believe how epic this guy is?!?
fenserka 1 year ago
This guy is just too good. I saw him a while back on the Ellen Degeneres show, and he is just as personable. This guy is great!!! Love him!!
gmatt908 1 year ago
LOL! Pure Awesomeness
Lolshgirl 1 year ago
the awesomeness keeps coming....
erikacaton 1 year ago
The Old Spice Guy, AKA: A Troll's Ultimate Flame War
Pyro5139 1 year ago
@OldSpice I hope you answer questions until there are no more questions in the world left! Thanks for being brilliant! I've blogged and twitted your excellenceness.
letopho 1 year ago
Want... that.. butterknife.
HatHeartSpoonStraw 1 year ago
hey. i want a reply as well :( Old Spice Doesn't Love Me lol
caesarlivenloud 1 year ago
@caesarlivenloud i didnt think he would reply to that comment....
ownerfate 1 year ago
@ownerfate i know :) hehe
caesarlivenloud 1 year ago
Sometimes a whale waiting to rode upon and romanticizing a girl are the same thing ;)
TheVeeLogger 1 year ago 4
I honestly cannot get enough of this guy! He gets me everytime!
Axe can't touch this LOL
lalalalaaAa123 1 year ago
is it possible that some is better then chuck Norris.....yes, yes it is
lovebelow1210 1 year ago
@lovebelow1210 *Drool* Says it all ;P this guy really is modern Chuck Norris O__O haha
katiillac 1 year ago
A whale waiting to be romanticized
a girl begging to be modified into a machine gun/butter knife
and a cellphone needing to be rode upon
somewhere
supasexystick 1 year ago 3
I almost snorted out my drink whilst watching this, never again will I drink whilst watching these, its far too dangerous!
Okay98 1 year ago 2
LOL Machine gun / butter knife xD
ConfusionConfesser 1 year ago 4
@ConfusionConfesser LOOK AGAIN!! The machine gun is now diamonds!
maplejet 1 year ago
@maplejet Anything is possible with Old Spice. I'm on horse :D
ConfusionConfesser 1 year ago
my heart is now diamonds :)
Britneykb 1 year ago
The girl is now diamonds!
TeoTheAwesome 1 year ago
He sounds a bit like Sulu from the original Star Trek ;) Well @ least he came out of the closet :D
chco2006 1 year ago
Why are you so manly?
Ofnir6 1 year ago
so true
Bishop1293 1 year ago
SWAN DIVEEEEEE
charliesplinter 1 year ago
How do I get the Old Spice Guy to answer my question? :D
seabiscuit927 1 year ago
@seabiscuit927 i posted it on facebook.
ownerfate 1 year ago
@ownerfate lol no i was joking...i was trying to see if he would answer it XD
seabiscuit927 1 year ago
@seabiscuit927 oh....lol
ownerfate 1 year ago
The scary thing is, I actually dreamt about cell phone missiles a while back.
...Can you read people's dreams?
Elebreed 1 year ago
its like chuck norris and chocolate rain man had a baby
xSlapshot49x 1 year ago 3
Your cell phone machine gun butterfly knife is now DIAMONDS!
ghettopenguin92 1 year ago 3
You have reached the pinnacle of human potential. From here on out, everything is downhill.
FrostdPoptart 1 year ago 3
You'd better be riding a whale in the next commercial or i will explode
JuniorProducer1996 1 year ago 3
I think this is the greatest thing ever to happen to advertising.
MrEmmification 1 year ago 4
Old Spice guy, what movies do you suggest for lady wrangling?
carywhitt 1 year ago
Are you the reincarnation of Bruce Lee?
FrankWest1998 1 year ago
Every time this man speaks the space time continuum rips, impregnating a women whole will give birth on March 10, 1940 to a one Carlos Ray Norris.
phongbong 1 year ago 3
Seriously, is this guy born awesome, or is it just the Old Spice?
BravoBlanc 1 year ago 172
@BravoBlanc A little bit of both, but it's mostly him (;
Roland0314 1 year ago
@BravoBlanc Totally the Old Spice. Which is why I use it. It amplifies awesomeness by a power of kajillion, turning anyone who uses it into a MANLY MAN!
cpen22 1 year ago
@BravoBlanc watch?v=WFt78fd70Xw [Re: Levi Hunter | Old Spice]
DairyQu33n 1 year ago
@BravoBlanc He was born this way, but the Old Spice has revamped the levels of Awesome in his muscled body to a level far beyond our pitiful capability of comprehending.
Anguardia 1 year ago
@BravoBlanc Brain explodes from unanswerable question.
themax37 1 year ago
@BravoBlanc it's the superior combination of both
1FinalEffort 1 year ago
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12345jt55 1 year ago
old spice guy why are you such a pimp??
grimbomufc09 1 year ago 3
This man is a fucking deity!
theilluminatedeye 1 year ago 2
I just youred.
halfstring 1 year ago
Any tips on whale riding? Or romancing women?
mariomario42 1 year ago
Fate Doom should have known that when you are this awesome, your free time doesn't exist.
hockeyplaya131 1 year ago
@hockeyplaya131 its fate demo. and i really didnt think he would answer that....
ownerfate 1 year ago
does your manly items hurt when you ride the horse backwards?
speedblazer94 1 year ago
You are truly a god amongst Men. Share with me the secret to your achievement.
marshmellowmanable 1 year ago
Keep up the good work epic man
xTempesTx 1 year ago
THIS GUY IS THE KING OF AWESOMENESS
wwelover999 1 year ago 106
@wwelover999 uhhhhhhh pretty sure the most intresting man is the king of AWESOMENESS
joobaman 1 year ago
Ahaha! You made my day :]
Thank you for brightening my day with your awesomeness &Turning it into diamonds!
Bunnzilla 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU MORE
LeaFanatic 1 year ago
You just described the Iphone5... wow.
jammmmie009 1 year ago
LOVE YOU!!
kimmaytube 1 year ago