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  • she is awesome no matter what you say !!

  • Um yeah I found a dead cat on the side of the road and the collar said to comment this video. I just wanted to know if I would get a prize or reward for finding this dead piece of crap or if u still wanted the cat. I got eight little demons at home I need to feed. I could deep fry the cat, maybe steam or boil it. Ooh, it sounds so good!!! Good thing no Philippines live around me or they might try to steal it for their own dinner. Oh wait, that's dogs. Nevermind:/

  • I want your babies

  • when a monkey nibbles on a penis its funny in any language!

  • Taylor should make revenge .

  • I watch you sleep and shower-,-

  • come to my house cause i wnt to fuck u

  • jabberjay crack noggin fun poluza

  • the cat with the sagging tits masturbating and licking its nipples

  • wow a parody of a song that had another song as the background beat to it......songception

  • Green Day were the best part of the VMA's :)

  • YAY!!!!! butterflies and rainbows.... In hell best phrase ever :}

  • Tocoo navies my mom test

  • chinese food always tastes better when theres asian gramma blood on it ^~^

  • Albuquerque! Snorkel!

  • I'm peeing on your orange peel and steaming your broccoli (;

  • I raped a bunny!

  • i know where you sleep at night (: i know what you do at night with that purple princess pillow hidden under your bed dont lie dont lie YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!! lol (:

  • I love this song lol

  • Lolpants my gf raped me!!!!$!$!$!$

  • Lala bloop ghetto poopy hi um cancer tormmorow like hi what!?!?!? Mofo

  • SHANE

  • I smell smell yo mamas pussy it's so small and juicy wheres my weed I'm gonna plant my seed suck on me slowly

  • Bla bla bla bla bla you will DIE TOMORROW YOUR LAST WORDS WILL BE KALLABALLA or YOU WILL GO TO THE TO FIND THAT YOU HAVE CANCER

    Happy tomorrow or is it happy funeral day tomorrow :D hahahaha

    Directed specially to Shane

  • i heard that some 2 year old got raped by ronald mcdonald *shanaynay face* WHHHAAAATTT THE FUCKKK!?!?!?!

  • WATERMELON *not sure if i spelled that right*

  • thumbs up if are watching this in 2012

  • I have a friend who's a squirrel and his name is Bob and his girlfriend only likes him for his nuts ;)

  • I shove rocks down my pee hole

  • Haha

  • i put baby powder on my wig to look like dandruff , it seeped down into my actual hair and now when i scratch my head white flakes fall . man i really need to take a shower now D:

  • haha uhoh get it shanee !! :) 

  • My Friend married her cousin

  • my 14 year old friend said fuck u please

  • i popped my zit and now it looks like my balls.

  • me and some of my ninja perple squirrel friends are goi.g to come find you and rape you

  • PENISES MAKE ME HORNY!

  • cheese

  • Shane this is funny and if Taylor wasn't such a goodie good I think she would have made a song with you about this lol XD love u!-3

  • Kanye is Obama and has white hands? wtf?

  • I love how Obama's in this :) SHANE DAWSON <3 can only make this happen

  • Lol! Love this viid

  • A box of crayons tried to kill me and then sent a red headed tomato loving monkey to Walmart to buy tampons and an ostrich

  • Crazy fat ass b**ch!!!!

  • Some person had that little fortune teller where you pick a color and number and my fortune was "A christmas elf will visit you on your birthday and kill your mom" two months later my birthday was here and my mom wasn't she went on a drive. There was no sign of car crashes or my mom. They eventually found the car but my mom wasn't in it. The fortune was real, but the story wasn't!

  • @jassa2534 and he said to the man running the stand!

  • My donkey is river waffle big sausage! :3

  • I wonder what people thinks when he buys all these wigs and clothes?

  • Has anyone noticed that every single my little pony has a tramp stamp????

  • Sexy bastards kiss onstage.

  • Wen life gives you skittles... Chuck them at peoples face and yell taste the freaking rainbow!

  • The duck walked up to the lemonade stand

  • Lol Barack Obama mask XD

  • Time to die you flying fucking gay cum white potatoe!!

  • Like if ur watchin in 2012 and cracking up!!

  • ponys

  • in my world there's pints and and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!!!!!! Ahhhhhh...

  • Poop

  • If he was a girl and he was blonde he would look so good

  • SNICKERDOODLES

  • @ elbow217 I lik tha draft punk made it better lol n I lik tha part in tha song wen he was lik fuck u u can suck it lol

  • SQUIRRELS TAKING MY UNDERWEAR OUT OF THE TREE IN MY BEST FRIIENDS GIRLFRIENDS BUSH IT SO SAXXXYYY!!!!!!!

  • "Hater worse-er dumber and dumber Th-th-that kills me My music sucks pee I need you to hurry up now Make music to forget my chow Hater worse-er dumber n dumber Daft punk made it better I need to hurry up now My intro is just stutter Fill ins cuz I can't make sound good, Just sayin Coca cola baby did it first I did it third Don't act like I never had a good song" Lol Shane should do this👆^^^ lol
  • i like rainbows

    

  • Sometimes i lie down on the road and pretend to b a carrot. Thats normal right?

  • It's not your fault Shane. It's not your fault. SHUT UP IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT!!

  • poor taylor shes so sweet and hes just a donkey

  • Plz plz plz I never ask this but on my 1st Conley below plz thumbs uP I wanta be the top liked

  • Shane I got 10 random things count down.... Ya ready.... Nah nun of y'all are ready but here I go.... 10, peanut butter 9, your face 8, a brittish hoe saying Kitie cat 7 a maid fucking ur chair 6 a dog doing the jerk( scooby doo) wait what number I'm at oh 5 lick it up -lick what up- ur pussy- 4 a man thats prego 3 Shane frame 2 a irish man that don't drink 1 oh shit I ran out of ideas ( THATS what she said - last night in shane's bed-)

  • I have 9 niples

  • i like penis. SHANE DAWSON penis

  • U and i have the exact same nose but mine is smaller, weird....

  • Shane as Taylor looked like the hooker tied up in my basement... she's been down there for a few days... wait?! wut hooker? you guys...

  • I have a cat who LOVES I REPEAT LOVES!!!!!!! Muffins! Ur kitty cat

  • you noticed that kanyas hand was white but his face is black

  • The cake use to be the truth, but then it took an arrow to the knee. :3

  • No matter where u run....no matter where u hide......the moon and sun will always find u

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  • Ooh I get! I was reading the comments and thinking wtf? Ok....lol

  • Your mom went to Kenya West last night

  • Cats and dogs fight like bananas and pillows.

  • a m a z i n g

  • i Banged all yo moms last knight haha

  • fudge balls!!!

  • skittles make me hyper

  • sucked up yo a-s-s

  • My dick is so big I ware it for a belt

  • fishsticks

  • When i eat bread my penis gets a lumpy red rash :O

    hows that?

  • srry lots of typos but ATRUE STORY↓↓↓

  • i no this is late but i just bride my pubes and it looks soo cute now only if i had some waeave to put in oh and btw i just poped a uuge zit oj my ass cheek it was like my ass yage birth to a spoon full of cottage cheese!!!

  • Now if only Taylor Swift really made songs like this....

  • @8RseeJean8 lol right?

  • hey im just kiddind but still gross!!!

  • One time I was horny so I sucked my dogs red rocket boner it tasted like burned pretzels and weed

  • @poptartbubz777 gay ass fag why tha fuk would u do that sick bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • when you said some thing speacial wat is it can i have a clue

  • In my world everyones a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

  • I want to rip out all your pubic hair then make you cum in a cup whilst I chain you and whip you then I'm gonna glue ur pubes to ur head and then poor your semen all over your head and them I'm gonna lick it all off and then I'm gonna shoot your ass down and then I will sell your body parts on the black Market .

    Much love xx

  • Boobies Ricky and Billy have boobies!!!! :D

  • @gigglygirl151 r u from 9gag?

  • Old grannies have AIDS... yup

  • There is a chipmunk singing "Shut me Up" In my pants while a dolphin is trying to be sexy and get a chocolate bunny to eat himself.Shananay is a Chubby Sea Whale and is going to kill S Deezy after he makes out with Nicki Minaj in an Angry Bird suit.

  • I gave shanaynay gonnorea

  • Hey guys what's the real song? And howd he diss her??!!! I'm so late on this stuff.

    Random comment: imma link zebra gymnast who just found Nemo in the middle of a dessert dying of hypothermia, oddly enough he survived but then got butt raped by evil Obama and wet his bed.

  • @TotalGymnastFreak200 The real song is stronger by Kanye West and he interupted her acceptance speech and said beyonce should of won not her.

  • Omg!! you have a dig bick!

    Haha i know you read that wrong XD!

  • Wits this song called like the real version that she was singing

  • and then his mum walks in..

  • i fuck lemon juice

  • Nyan ,Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan

  • A taco will rape your mom in front of your face

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • Cough.

  • Guylinerd cat out!

  • Dear Shane, I have dreams about us riding off into sunset on a unicorn while JB sings and you lock my face all over like a puppy.

    XOXO, Your favorite creeper

  • You can suck chubby bunnys ass so hard it will go to hell and get fucked :)

  • You wanna know a secret??

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    THERE'S GUMMI BEARS ON THE CEILING!

  • Unicorns poop rainbows

  • Kanye is a gay fish.

  • OMFG do more of these videos! ....please?

  • I wanna play with you Shane so hard... checkers can get crazy

  • I want to strip you look at you lick you from head to toe than rape you than make u suck a hobo dry then make you a male stripper lloolllololo jkjkjkjk thatz juz nazty ♪(`_´)ゞ

  • REVECCA BLACK!

  • O LOLY LOL...SWEET BABY JESUS

  • MaGiK BaNaNaZ

  • BANANA

  • Tampon gymnastics and dildo high diving now in the female olympics

  • My camel toe looks like jay~z mouth a that of fuckin big camel toe

  • Fuck me in the ass Shane lol xoxo luv ya

  • My ex bf said he wanted my magic muffin lol

  • I lost my dildo on a train and then I took my dog to the vet cuz he wasn't eating and found out he swallowed it

  • Sometimes i feel like breaking up with my boyfriend.. kidding.. what a stupid comment -.-

  • billy maze health care plane for dildo's

  • Do you know how Sea Turtles have sex? No? Well let me explain...the male turtle has a set of "claws" for lack of a better word, and he sneaks up on the unsuspecting female and.....SURPRISE BUTT SECKS!!!! Except not what what in the butt lol but the turtle-love-purse. And that my good sir is Sea Turtle sex!

  • Love your vids it makes me want to go and have an orgy with aloe Vera plants lol sex cup

  • BLACK BABY PENIS POWER

  • who knew she could get so fiesty

  • My dad said if I ever turn les, not to go for a black girl cause he said burnt pussy is the worse...

  • moo the silk head.

  • Turtles have penises

  • my totally random thing is a rainbow unicorn in rainbow unicorn land clapping another rainbow unicorn

  • um is that black mask a george clooney mask painted to look like a black dude? my grampa did that too once...then my gramma found it...

  • Waffles

  • wicked baby eye

  • I fucking love turtles

  • I wonder if shane is a gay guy who likes womens clothes or just does it for the fun lol kinky butt sex sideways on the weekends hahahaha I've watched shane making out with his justin beiber poster in full shanaynay act

  • Your eyes are as sexy as fucking shit ohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr­rrrrrrrrr

  • Guys c'mon stop asking for thumbs up, its crying out for attention if someone wants to give you a thumbs up you'll simply get one without begging for one...

  • I FUCKING LOVE DONKEY SHIT! I EAT IT ALL NIGHT WHILE LISTENING TO CONSTANT KATY PERRY!!

  • Comon its taylor swift bitch FUCK YOU!! you can SUCK IT!!! love this

  • I fucked a sheep last night and told it Happy New Year. Then I kissed a goat and ran over its dick.

  • PERIOD CUP!!!!!

  • PEZ

  • I love green dicks from mcdonalds that sing and dance and play hip music that crawl in peoples socks.

  • 5. Tacos

  • I luv the saw, what if u mixed him, with a squrril... pretty much the same! but wat about a flying squirriel... his deth games would never have an end.... what if u mized him with shane, wow tht would be creepyy AND COOL

  • Nicki minaj is the one for the dogs mamas so you betta hide yo kids, hide yo wive.

  • Fwd rip Ben BREEDLOVe send to ten ppl this will put a smile on his face in heaven he is watching

  • Hamsters pissing fireballs

  • I was talking to my friend and he brought up that his dads uncles friends having a baby. So I said. "Oh tell her I said congratulations". But he said. "Oh no it's a guy...I think". Then I said "You think". Then he said. "Well he is transgendered. Then three days later I MEANT HIM!! And all I can think of was "How does it look down there when you transgendered" Think about it..........UKK! XD

  • Shane your the best fucking song writer ever! Iloveyouuuuu!

  • i heard a story the a while back about a girl who shot her dad because he took away her cell phone. it was on the news and everything no joke.

  • I wanna rip out your eyes then fuck your eye sockets

  • Dolphins are the only other mammals that have sex for pleasure and starfish can change gender^^ don't touch me thereo.O

  • if this were on itunes i would totally buy and listen to this shit :D

  • Hee Hee!

    

  • SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG

  • mmmmm is tht a unipatato makeing out with fagget justin bobbies (just sayi.g i love you biebes but dawson breaks my scale) i love you dawson love Analyse your number one 11 year old fan ps my nick nams is lil shanaynaay

  • @analysebombich604 Now thts random

  • Shane's butthole makes me fart sprinkles and sex

  • At least half the worlds population has to die to prevent overcrowding

  • my dick is the size of godzilla

  • I will stab you to a bloody pulp and them suck your dead dick (evil laughter!)

  • UR DICK IS MY WEAKNESSSSSSSSSS AND MY FUCKIN IPAD SUCKS YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YY TALKIN BOUT SUMTHIN SUCKS........JUSTINNNNNNNNNNN BIEBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­R

  • Was that an Obama mask?

  • Shane looks so hot in pigtails!!! XD

  • I fart out glitter, but if you get me mad, I might just fart out Demons!! That came out of the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow that a colorful pony farted out.

  • I like gay unicorns that have babies that are marshmallows and they poop out rainbows!

  • Eat your fucking cookies kids

  • Snookie

  • My purple mangina reeks of peppermint and toejam when i pour eggnog in it and feed it to my aborted baby's corpse.