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  • 42 people are full of bullshit

  • Got My Vote

  • Mar fallow Amaracans.

  • why hello there, Eddie Izzard.

  • well he doing his speech 4 days before 9-11 .. that when the we started our slope down a lot faster..

  • "Did God tell you to do that? Don't be ridiculous... God doesn't tell people to run for President, he's too busy making sure Jupiter don't explode. And if God DID call me and say I should run, I'd say, 'you get back to work God, be thankful you have a job!'"

  • The muppet makes more sense...

  • Did anybody else mistake his podium for an advertisement?

  • *someone in another country watches this* "Pfffft, god damn Americans."

  • lol I think this is the first time I haven't gotten annoyed at the opening advertisement, thanks FPN!

  • Lol

  • I joined my friends for breakfast at the local IHOP the other day and told them I was gonna vote for Quasniki. Fred said, "Hey! That sounds pretty good! Where's that on the menu?"

  • I had rain when I wanted it and dryness when I needed it. Thank you Marvin E. Quasniki, for keeping your first campaign promise, though it was more of a slogan and less of a campaign promise, you still showed that you were not full of Bullshit.

  • Not just another puppet of the SuperPACS!

  • "Firstly, NO BULLSHIT!"

    Quasniki 2012

    Hell, I'd vote for him even if he was Republican :-D

  • I like how there is and Obama ad :D

  • This is amazing...

    

  • Hes got my vote.

  • MEQ 2012

  • Count me in!!!

  • Nice!

  • I ACTUALLY laughed out loud on this. Incredible puppet, great writing.

  • Did someone say cool comment sounds?

  • May you have rain if you want it, and dryness if you need it. :D

  • keep it up

  • Paul Rugg?

  • Geek time

  • geektime!

  • just commenting so i hear the sound

  • I love the sound it makes when you comment

  • @DJStefixx Sound? :O

  • I wish I could like this more

  • Sure, Ron Paul may be popular right now, but can he get us into the playoffs this year? I doubt it.

  • I was going to run for president but then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • @Afliction1987 No... NO! Meme is dead.

  • This is beautiful.

  • You get back to work God! Be thankfull you have a Job!

  • this is the best candidate for president in 2012 ever!!! vote marvin

  • they need to bring this puppet on SNL for weekend update.. that would be amazing

  • please do one for England

  • bullshit?? xD

  • The new world order (bilderberg, trilateral commisson, council on foreign relations, ect) have already decided to keep Obama for four more years. Already been decided, its done. The fake rigged elections and debate are a wwe wrestling side show to make the idiot freedumb monkeys think its a real democracy. Its not real kids, grow up.

  • Let's start with the biggest source of bullshit... CONGRESS!!!

  • Does anyone else find it kind of creepy how he never blinks?

  • Sir his power level is over 9000!!! *cut that bullshit out, no bullshit.* But sir this isn't a drill it's really OVER 9000!!! *what'd I say before no bullshit! Now back to nobullshit mobile home* Yes sir :(

  • My votes in xD

  • God: *looks away from Jupiter* Jupiter: *explodes*

    Marvin: BULLSHIT!!!!!

  • KEEZUS!

  • His voice is Jukka HIlden ♥ !!

  • Got my vote.

  • when you say something many times, it don't make any sense

  • Can I count on your subscription onto my channel

  • fuck yeah i am going to register

  • terrible films endorses you!

  • @0:36-0:40 sounds like the last time I went to the bathroom. Oh well, guess I'll have to wait 4 more years to see the oval office.

  • yup too true and too funny

  • Regardless to who we put in office this countries economic situation is still going to decline... All the people in office are doing .. is robbing peter to pay paul

  • @dlferich of stuff that robbing peter to pay paul bullshit because that is just what it is...see that cock in your mouth? go ask the person it belongs to what it is when a corporation gets money from the government to put in their infrastructure...or what it is when the government pays money to provide a trooper with a gun, fly him to another country and shoot someone with it...or use money to put in a road in a state different than mine so people there can drive.

    Its MY tax money being used!

  • Anyone notice that at 0:03 his suit changes color?

  • Brilliant!

  • I THINK WORLD WAR 3 WILL START WITH HIM

  • imma vote 4 him

  • Finally someone to vote for. HA , HA , HA.

  • 0:23- 0:26 " and im use to the niggers of torn and labor!" o_0

  • @digdug52970 rigors you moron ._.

  • AOTS!! #4

  • FINALLY! Someone who can actually pronounce Nevada right!

  • It wouldn't be the first time we had a puppet for president.

  • @theoriginalmgb OHHHH!!!!

  • @theoriginalmgb Nice one, I think I love you! lol

  • NO MORE BULLSHIT!! <THAT

  • hell I would vote for him lol

  • you cant bullshit a bullshiter

  • im on board!

  • Ron Paul 2012

  • I like him! Out with the bullshit in with the new!

    E. Quasniki for President!

  • God's too busy making sure Jupiter don't expode

  • im just waiting to see him the the acutal debates like thoe one this saturday ... LOL then ill buy some "merch "

  • ron paul 2012

  • This wasn't funny. Sure the concept is a little entertaining, but the execution lacked comedy.

  • I'm a fan of his comb over platform.

  • Well, I did ask for a candidate worth voting for... and  I do believe I have found him ;-)

  • the president of..these united states

  • All the Way with M.E.Q

  • Lol

  • Better than Newt Gingrich

  • honestly... may be the best candidate right now.

  • @LetMeReviewThis i agree

    

  • @LetMeReviewThis HELL NO! there is RON PAUL!!!!!!

  • @KO9958 1) He won't win 2) some of his ideas are good but for the most part his basic ideology would NEVER work on a national scale...still better then Gingrich or Caine though

  • @fugoff12232 Uhh he has a very good chance of winning, and his ideas would work because it's what most americans want. You may not have seen the signs but he is extremely popular, as he should be. He's the only one that is morally correct, People are seeing through the bullshit of our politicians and they want change, change that most certainly can be applied because it has worked before. And yes i agree with you that he is better than ALL other candidates.

  • @EyeChoice Get a sense of humor.

  • rofl subbed!...his stance on bullshit has my vote

  • Loved it so I'm subbed. Keep it up, this was great.

  • My Videos need Comments

  • I'm not American... but I would like to see this guy be president!

  • I didn't giggle I had myself a little chuckle.

  • Got my vote. Haha.

  • This looks like Huckabee.

  • I think he's a Jew.

  • Huh , dis dude doesn´t look like Donald Trump at ALL ? !

  • 23 people do Bull-Shit

  • Id totally vote for a tortoise farmer!

  • I'll vote for this guy !!!

  • Scary but too close to the truth to be really funny.

  • My goal for tonight +1 subscriber... THIS COULD GET EPIC

  • MUSIC is LUV! Youtube/REGGIEWRITEOUS

  • Atleast he will do better than obama

  • I For One Welcome Marvin E. Quasniki As Our Future President.

  • I hope jupiter doesn't explode.

  • 22 dislikes...must be Herman Cain supporters *ZING*

  • MUSIC is LUV! Youtube/REGGIEWRITEOUS

  • I'd vote for him!

  • REBELLIOUS TRUTHS! RISE! STAND UP! FIGHT WITH TOOLS!

  • Couldn't be any worse than what we have already!

  • I think we should skip the playoffs and go suck for CHINA!

  • Is he The NO MORE Bullshit party? lol

  • lmao 

  • Down with bull-shit! Vote Quasniki!

  • id vote for him

  • is it wrong for me to vote donald duck for president?

  • BULLSHIT IF YOU SAY BULLSHIT I WILL THROW YOU OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE VOTE FOR ME if you want to live

  • His voice is very much LBJ. Loved it.

  • I WILL VOTE FOR YOU!

  • YOU GET BACK TO WORK GOD

  • I keep thinking his podium is an ad

  • hm i learned something... god doesnt let jupiter blow up. i didnt know that! hmmm interesting.

  • "Firstly, no bullshit. Anyone that does bullshit I throw them out of the oval office." Yes! Yes! Yes!

  • better than cain

  • you're dead bitch

  • I'd vote for him....just sayin

  • 1. No bullshit. Any bullshit, and I'll throw them out of the oval office

    2. Make the oval office more circular, and pleasing

    3. No more bullshit again. Cause you give people a few more hours, and their back to you with bullshit.

  • Is...... Is that Paul Rugg?

  • i watched this the 115th time and i was still rotflol

  • funny

    

  • This puppet is more intelligent than Herman Cain lol.

  • Marvin, Marvin, Marvin!

  • Ron Paul's best speech ever. 

  • Dere's bullshit on da' left, dere's bullshit on da' right, dere's bullshit above, dere's bullshit below! Dere's bullshit everywhere!

    We need someone to cut through all that bullshit!

    GO MARVIN!

  • no more bull shit

  • Pure Awesome!

  • My kind of guy.God bless his bulb nose.

  • Hahsh

  • I am so, voting for this guy.

  • I would definitely vote for Marvin if I wasn't a damn foreigner :-(

  • I support his stance on bull-shit

  • LMAO! I love this video! So voting for this guy!

  • Marfallowmarcans...

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  • FIRST!

  • This is the president america needs.

  • nao tem vergonha seu maluco. zica. faz outro programas pra gente ri da sua cara feia

  • ese cara e muito feio

  • skyrim players everywhere

  • hey i like going on random vids and rite long bullshit comments.this coment is about teddy bears. have u ever wonderd y they are called teddy bears.well ill tell u y.A long time ago there was a guy named Jim he bought a teddy bear from the gay guy across the road and the guy he bought it from was named ted.So he didnt want to be mean and name the bear the same name as the gay guy so he put a dy on the end.so he was the next in line for king from this wonderfull idear. plz thums up this coment!!!

  • @randomexpress100 I want to punch you.

  • i'd vote for him

  • He has my voice^^ NO BULLSHIT!

  • Dudesons Rock!

  • @Xzero3384 the dudesons are cunt nuggets that should be round up and shot to make the world a more intelligent place

  • None of the other candidates are going to get us into the playoffs, that's for sure.

  • Thank you fellow Americans for allowing for me to come to you and stare at you where ever you are!

  • im british but then i took an arrow in the knee so i watched this god bless america...NO BULSHIT

  • Че за хуйня???

  • Thumb up if Machinima got you here!!

  • VOTE FOR NO BULLSHIT 2012!!! XD

  • ok who else will vote for him? i will!!

  • dude, call us when uv got a real vid

  • Gotta admit... I'd vote for em... that or Jermas Grandpa... lol

  • Shut up Mario, Please, Your Full of BullShit