"Did God tell you to do that? Don't be ridiculous... God doesn't tell people to run for President, he's too busy making sure Jupiter don't explode. And if God DID call me and say I should run, I'd say, 'you get back to work God, be thankful you have a job!'"
I joined my friends for breakfast at the local IHOP the other day and told them I was gonna vote for Quasniki. Fred said, "Hey! That sounds pretty good! Where's that on the menu?"
I had rain when I wanted it and dryness when I needed it. Thank you Marvin E. Quasniki, for keeping your first campaign promise, though it was more of a slogan and less of a campaign promise, you still showed that you were not full of Bullshit.
The new world order (bilderberg, trilateral commisson, council on foreign relations, ect) have already decided to keep Obama for four more years. Already been decided, its done. The fake rigged elections and debate are a wwe wrestling side show to make the idiot freedumb monkeys think its a real democracy. Its not real kids, grow up.
Sir his power level is over 9000!!! *cut that bullshit out, no bullshit.* But sir this isn't a drill it's really OVER 9000!!! *what'd I say before no bullshit! Now back to nobullshit mobile home* Yes sir :(
Regardless to who we put in office this countries economic situation is still going to decline... All the people in office are doing .. is robbing peter to pay paul
@dlferich of stuff that robbing peter to pay paul bullshit because that is just what it is...see that cock in your mouth? go ask the person it belongs to what it is when a corporation gets money from the government to put in their infrastructure...or what it is when the government pays money to provide a trooper with a gun, fly him to another country and shoot someone with it...or use money to put in a road in a state different than mine so people there can drive.
@KO9958 1) He won't win 2) some of his ideas are good but for the most part his basic ideology would NEVER work on a national scale...still better then Gingrich or Caine though
@fugoff12232 Uhh he has a very good chance of winning, and his ideas would work because it's what most americans want. You may not have seen the signs but he is extremely popular, as he should be. He's the only one that is morally correct, People are seeing through the bullshit of our politicians and they want change, change that most certainly can be applied because it has worked before. And yes i agree with you that he is better than ALL other candidates.
Come to Jesus and be saved. God loves you, and whoever believes that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died for their sins, was buried and rose again will have eternal life in Heaven. Call upon the Lord Jesus Christ, and “Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved,” - Acts 16:31
only watching this kind video on youtube? Why not go to find a fling partner and have casual fun??!! for one night stand thing, please check: ___FlingPartner. c O m____
hey i like going on random vids and rite long bullshit comments.this coment is about teddy bears. have u ever wonderd y they are called teddy bears.well ill tell u y.A long time ago there was a guy named Jim he bought a teddy bear from the gay guy across the road and the guy he bought it from was named ted.So he didnt want to be mean and name the bear the same name as the gay guy so he put a dy on the end.so he was the next in line for king from this wonderfull idear. plz thums up this coment!!!
42 people are full of bullshit
tcbchad 1 week ago
Got My Vote
realnameunknown2011 2 weeks ago in playlist TRANCE
Mar fallow Amaracans.
MrRicky1999 3 weeks ago
why hello there, Eddie Izzard.
kaniphish 1 month ago
well he doing his speech 4 days before 9-11 .. that when the we started our slope down a lot faster..
nachoo31 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
"Did God tell you to do that? Don't be ridiculous... God doesn't tell people to run for President, he's too busy making sure Jupiter don't explode. And if God DID call me and say I should run, I'd say, 'you get back to work God, be thankful you have a job!'"
PurpleTsuyoi 1 month ago
The muppet makes more sense...
redconvoy 1 month ago
Did anybody else mistake his podium for an advertisement?
Joshawotter 1 month ago
*someone in another country watches this* "Pfffft, god damn Americans."
Eckosquad 1 month ago
lol I think this is the first time I haven't gotten annoyed at the opening advertisement, thanks FPN!
witherwings14 1 month ago
Lol
SG9427 1 month ago
I joined my friends for breakfast at the local IHOP the other day and told them I was gonna vote for Quasniki. Fred said, "Hey! That sounds pretty good! Where's that on the menu?"
kellison94544 1 month ago
I had rain when I wanted it and dryness when I needed it. Thank you Marvin E. Quasniki, for keeping your first campaign promise, though it was more of a slogan and less of a campaign promise, you still showed that you were not full of Bullshit.
Sairin13 1 month ago in playlist Marvin E. Quasniki for President
Not just another puppet of the SuperPACS!
edwardmeade 1 month ago
"Firstly, NO BULLSHIT!"
Quasniki 2012
Hell, I'd vote for him even if he was Republican :-D
Skulldragon999 1 month ago in playlist Marvin E. Quasniki for President
I like how there is and Obama ad :D
Ownnelson1 2 months ago
This is amazing...
DaitenshiHogosha 2 months ago
Hes got my vote.
LegitNitrim 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
MEQ 2012
UnculturedRobot 2 months ago
Count me in!!!
rkt4052 2 months ago
Nice!
iamcdirk 2 months ago
I ACTUALLY laughed out loud on this. Incredible puppet, great writing.
dunyafilm 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Nerdist
Did someone say cool comment sounds?
jonsuderman 2 months ago
May you have rain if you want it, and dryness if you need it. :D
DamnViolas 2 months ago in playlist Marvin E. Quasniki for President
keep it up
MrZahran20 2 months ago
Paul Rugg?
Kilsimiv 2 months ago
Geek time
sublime4doz82 2 months ago
geektime!
cmedeiros17 2 months ago
just commenting so i hear the sound
fritobandito41iphone 2 months ago in playlist Campaign Announcement
I love the sound it makes when you comment
DJStefixx 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@DJStefixx Sound? :O
JSHuiting 2 months ago
I wish I could like this more
tehstizzle 2 months ago
Sure, Ron Paul may be popular right now, but can he get us into the playoffs this year? I doubt it.
NKingTotoro 2 months ago 50
This has been flagged as spam show
One more year and we can say goodbye to the most anti-American president in history.
Vote ***A B O*** in 2012
Vote ***R E D*** in 2012
AlliedForcesWW3 2 months ago
I was going to run for president but then i took an arrow to the knee.
Afliction1987 2 months ago 2
@Afliction1987 No... NO! Meme is dead.
zythaera 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@Afliction1987 I was going to run for president but then i took a mace to da face.
BezimiennyBot 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
This is beautiful.
TheConfoundry 2 months ago 2
You get back to work God! Be thankfull you have a Job!
Hecknslai 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos 2
this is the best candidate for president in 2012 ever!!! vote marvin
davidaafitzsimmons 2 months ago
they need to bring this puppet on SNL for weekend update.. that would be amazing
Musician4231 2 months ago 2
please do one for England
sroyle01 2 months ago
bullshit?? xD
thekash6666 2 months ago
The new world order (bilderberg, trilateral commisson, council on foreign relations, ect) have already decided to keep Obama for four more years. Already been decided, its done. The fake rigged elections and debate are a wwe wrestling side show to make the idiot freedumb monkeys think its a real democracy. Its not real kids, grow up.
chuck3377 2 months ago
Let's start with the biggest source of bullshit... CONGRESS!!!
agent807 2 months ago
Does anyone else find it kind of creepy how he never blinks?
mrlinker99 2 months ago
Sir his power level is over 9000!!! *cut that bullshit out, no bullshit.* But sir this isn't a drill it's really OVER 9000!!! *what'd I say before no bullshit! Now back to nobullshit mobile home* Yes sir :(
iliketube531 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
My votes in xD
acehero2500 2 months ago
God: *looks away from Jupiter* Jupiter: *explodes*
Marvin: BULLSHIT!!!!!
acehero2500 2 months ago
KEEZUS!
FireFz 2 months ago
His voice is Jukka HIlden ♥ !!
MultiMichelleMusic 2 months ago
Got my vote.
taurran 2 months ago
when you say something many times, it don't make any sense
Fredrik951753 2 months ago
Can I count on your subscription onto my channel
How2dolife 2 months ago
fuck yeah i am going to register
SolidGoldKalashnikov 2 months ago
terrible films endorses you!
terriblefilms 2 months ago
@0:36-0:40 sounds like the last time I went to the bathroom. Oh well, guess I'll have to wait 4 more years to see the oval office.
EagleWatch1007 2 months ago
yup too true and too funny
URAJAD 2 months ago
Regardless to who we put in office this countries economic situation is still going to decline... All the people in office are doing .. is robbing peter to pay paul
dlferich 2 months ago
@dlferich of stuff that robbing peter to pay paul bullshit because that is just what it is...see that cock in your mouth? go ask the person it belongs to what it is when a corporation gets money from the government to put in their infrastructure...or what it is when the government pays money to provide a trooper with a gun, fly him to another country and shoot someone with it...or use money to put in a road in a state different than mine so people there can drive.
Its MY tax money being used!
rdrakken 2 months ago
Anyone notice that at 0:03 his suit changes color?
BlackOpzLegend 2 months ago in playlist Campaign Announcement 2
Brilliant!
guardianDogg 2 months ago
I THINK WORLD WAR 3 WILL START WITH HIM
Theacm24 2 months ago
imma vote 4 him
MrBrown1591 2 months ago
Finally someone to vote for. HA , HA , HA.
computerpurple 2 months ago 13
0:23- 0:26 " and im use to the niggers of torn and labor!" o_0
digdug52970 2 months ago
@digdug52970 rigors you moron ._.
STUFFMAN720 2 months ago
AOTS!! #4
mazz82joker 2 months ago
FINALLY! Someone who can actually pronounce Nevada right!
Pandananner 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
watch YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE
differentandalike 2 months ago
It wouldn't be the first time we had a puppet for president.
theoriginalmgb 2 months ago 123
@theoriginalmgb OHHHH!!!!
failblorg 2 months ago
@theoriginalmgb Nice one, I think I love you! lol
MrECHOfox 1 month ago
NO MORE BULLSHIT!! <THAT
Bastgoddess7 2 months ago
hell I would vote for him lol
groundbeef98 2 months ago
you cant bullshit a bullshiter
noobwerd 2 months ago
im on board!
youraverageuser 2 months ago
Ron Paul 2012
MrMichaelistheshit 2 months ago
I like him! Out with the bullshit in with the new!
E. Quasniki for President!
ChemaShima 2 months ago
God's too busy making sure Jupiter don't expode
KingSiddhartha 2 months ago
im just waiting to see him the the acutal debates like thoe one this saturday ... LOL then ill buy some "merch "
heartlandham 2 months ago
ron paul 2012
redhotRISPOLIpeppers 2 months ago
This wasn't funny. Sure the concept is a little entertaining, but the execution lacked comedy.
chisp1210 2 months ago
I'm a fan of his comb over platform.
benben99100 2 months ago
Well, I did ask for a candidate worth voting for... and I do believe I have found him ;-)
tornadowitch 2 months ago
the president of..these united states
ShabazDraee 2 months ago
All the Way with M.E.Q
timthegreat26 2 months ago
Lol
KeyboardGangster1 2 months ago
Better than Newt Gingrich
cobrompton 2 months ago
honestly... may be the best candidate right now.
LetMeReviewThis 2 months ago 97
@LetMeReviewThis i agree
thequadriders 2 months ago
@LetMeReviewThis HELL NO! there is RON PAUL!!!!!!
KO9958 2 months ago
@KO9958 1) He won't win 2) some of his ideas are good but for the most part his basic ideology would NEVER work on a national scale...still better then Gingrich or Caine though
fugoff12232 2 months ago
@fugoff12232 Uhh he has a very good chance of winning, and his ideas would work because it's what most americans want. You may not have seen the signs but he is extremely popular, as he should be. He's the only one that is morally correct, People are seeing through the bullshit of our politicians and they want change, change that most certainly can be applied because it has worked before. And yes i agree with you that he is better than ALL other candidates.
KO9958 2 months ago
@EyeChoice Get a sense of humor.
dhelfond 2 months ago in playlist Campaign Announcement 2
rofl subbed!...his stance on bullshit has my vote
Cptstarcrunch1 2 months ago
Loved it so I'm subbed. Keep it up, this was great.
131kimber 2 months ago
My Videos need Comments
kgedelian2000 2 months ago
I'm not American... but I would like to see this guy be president!
CleansWithRag 2 months ago
I didn't giggle I had myself a little chuckle.
joutwaterjr 2 months ago
Got my vote. Haha.
dangmattsmith 2 months ago
This looks like Huckabee.
combatsambonyc 2 months ago
I think he's a Jew.
spInrAt42 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Fantastic, have a look!
Check Out This Once in a Lifetime Opportunity to create a Better life.
amazingautosystem.weebly.com
MultiAhka 2 months ago
Huh , dis dude doesn´t look like Donald Trump at ALL ? !
Hemulen40 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Come to Jesus and be saved. God loves you, and whoever believes that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died for their sins, was buried and rose again will have eternal life in Heaven. Call upon the Lord Jesus Christ, and “Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved,” - Acts 16:31
JesusPaid4You 2 months ago
23 people do Bull-Shit
danielissoc00l 2 months ago
Id totally vote for a tortoise farmer!
AlohaBiatch 2 months ago
I'll vote for this guy !!!
parsonman05 2 months ago
Scary but too close to the truth to be really funny.
SuperStig23 2 months ago
My goal for tonight +1 subscriber... THIS COULD GET EPIC
How2dolife 2 months ago
MUSIC is LUV! Youtube/REGGIEWRITEOUS
ReggieWriteous 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
only watching this kind video on youtube? Why not go to find a fling partner and have casual fun??!! for one night stand thing, please check: ___FlingPartner. c O m____
FlingPatner 2 months ago
Atleast he will do better than obama
DsFToXiiC 2 months ago
I For One Welcome Marvin E. Quasniki As Our Future President.
AndGoProductions 2 months ago
I hope jupiter doesn't explode.
arthmyx 2 months ago
22 dislikes...must be Herman Cain supporters *ZING*
arthmyx 2 months ago
MUSIC is LUV! Youtube/REGGIEWRITEOUS
ReggieWriteous 2 months ago
I'd vote for him!
Stingerbillion 2 months ago in playlist Campaign Announcement
REBELLIOUS TRUTHS! RISE! STAND UP! FIGHT WITH TOOLS!
artuno1207 2 months ago
Couldn't be any worse than what we have already!
Lisaatchoice 2 months ago
I think we should skip the playoffs and go suck for CHINA!
sputnik11ben 2 months ago 17
Is he The NO MORE Bullshit party? lol
gr4nd7h3f731373 2 months ago
lmao
toxylmfao 2 months ago
Down with bull-shit! Vote Quasniki!
Razrix 2 months ago
id vote for him
AssemblyHall54 2 months ago
is it wrong for me to vote donald duck for president?
iwashere2011able 2 months ago
BULLSHIT IF YOU SAY BULLSHIT I WILL THROW YOU OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE VOTE FOR ME if you want to live
mikemikemikeW2 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
His voice is very much LBJ. Loved it.
HandMeThatHammer 2 months ago
I WILL VOTE FOR YOU!
Nobody13579ify 2 months ago
YOU GET BACK TO WORK GOD
kranktank 2 months ago
I keep thinking his podium is an ad
ImEverythingYouCrave 2 months ago
hm i learned something... god doesnt let jupiter blow up. i didnt know that! hmmm interesting.
KramSogellag 2 months ago
"Firstly, no bullshit. Anyone that does bullshit I throw them out of the oval office." Yes! Yes! Yes!
AshleymSoliz 2 months ago
better than cain
RuckDemUp 2 months ago
you're dead bitch
Nolanm14 2 months ago
I'd vote for him....just sayin
KasunK18 2 months ago
1. No bullshit. Any bullshit, and I'll throw them out of the oval office
2. Make the oval office more circular, and pleasing
3. No more bullshit again. Cause you give people a few more hours, and their back to you with bullshit.
AMD889 2 months ago
Is...... Is that Paul Rugg?
Nevidge 2 months ago
i watched this the 115th time and i was still rotflol
drumrguy67 2 months ago
funny
Polarexpresso1 2 months ago
This puppet is more intelligent than Herman Cain lol.
7794john 2 months ago 2
Marvin, Marvin, Marvin!
MonkeyWarrior881 2 months ago
Ron Paul's best speech ever.
hawkermustang 2 months ago
Dere's bullshit on da' left, dere's bullshit on da' right, dere's bullshit above, dere's bullshit below! Dere's bullshit everywhere!
We need someone to cut through all that bullshit!
GO MARVIN!
SuperEnergyAddict022 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Nerdist
no more bull shit
vintagewolf 2 months ago
Pure Awesome!
ncallen2586 2 months ago
My kind of guy.God bless his bulb nose.
petegozo 2 months ago
Hahsh
mozza1411 2 months ago
I am so, voting for this guy.
machinedean100 2 months ago
I would definitely vote for Marvin if I wasn't a damn foreigner :-(
coldfusion1970 2 months ago in playlist Campaign Announcement
I support his stance on bull-shit
fawnfromdown 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Nerdist 75
LMAO! I love this video! So voting for this guy!
hendrieth 2 months ago
Marfallowmarcans...
MrRicky1999 2 months ago
Comment removed
MrRicky1999 2 months ago
FIRST!
FAYMprod 2 months ago in playlist Campaign Announcement
This is the president america needs.
EmeffMonkey 2 months ago
nao tem vergonha seu maluco. zica. faz outro programas pra gente ri da sua cara feia
guilherme15978 2 months ago
ese cara e muito feio
guilherme15978 2 months ago
skyrim players everywhere
gembelobosok 2 months ago
hey i like going on random vids and rite long bullshit comments.this coment is about teddy bears. have u ever wonderd y they are called teddy bears.well ill tell u y.A long time ago there was a guy named Jim he bought a teddy bear from the gay guy across the road and the guy he bought it from was named ted.So he didnt want to be mean and name the bear the same name as the gay guy so he put a dy on the end.so he was the next in line for king from this wonderfull idear. plz thums up this coment!!!
randomexpress100 2 months ago
@randomexpress100 I want to punch you.
courtdarwin 2 months ago
i'd vote for him
MrEd0tT 2 months ago
He has my voice^^ NO BULLSHIT!
WalkthroughOne 2 months ago
Dudesons Rock!
Xzero3384 2 months ago 2
@Xzero3384 the dudesons are cunt nuggets that should be round up and shot to make the world a more intelligent place
dezza2001 2 months ago
None of the other candidates are going to get us into the playoffs, that's for sure.
YamiSatoshi 2 months ago
Thank you fellow Americans for allowing for me to come to you and stare at you where ever you are!
McMildChild 2 months ago 3
im british but then i took an arrow in the knee so i watched this god bless america...NO BULSHIT
ShotgunEclair 2 months ago
Че за хуйня???
MrEvgen41k 2 months ago
Thumb up if Machinima got you here!!
rmcccg 2 months ago 2
VOTE FOR NO BULLSHIT 2012!!! XD
VIOLEnTCC 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
ok who else will vote for him? i will!!
CPsuper1mega1guy 2 months ago
dude, call us when uv got a real vid
Mohayed100 2 months ago
Gotta admit... I'd vote for em... that or Jermas Grandpa... lol
BledAngelShadowPOM 2 months ago
Shut up Mario, Please, Your Full of BullShit
BlickEnforcer 2 months ago