Camp Blood 3 - Shitcase Cinema

[Alevamltd]

Can you review Bill Rebane's "The Giant Spider Invasion"?

[GunHed17]

That classic 'worst acting moment ever' at 9:05 made this all worth it! Well done John, well done indeed.

[jollyforkplate72]

you should review moter home masscre

[jollyforkplate72]

at 3:32 the mask looks like quentin tarantino

[KYJ06]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (Clutches stump on arm)

[LiamTheGreat]

Jessica either has a hormone problem or is a porn star tryin to improve her acting range

[edutuario]

shit story, shit acting, shit dialoge , shit movie, great review, amazing tits

[kftc88]

Happy belated birthday!



[TheEternalDarkness88]

awww nooo what a third

[rofyle]

The killer hides in Jessica's bra.

[GinkoArtEtc]

Best movie reviewer on youtube period

[666brandon666]

The new clown mask is fucking huge, like it's a god damned caveman or something.

[zeTrojan]

I wanted bigtits to die so much when she wouldn't SHUT THE FUCK UP in the studio or whatever it was.

[habaify]

lol so funny XD



[Smallvillenerd]

Camp Blood 4?

[TheDarkHadoken]

@shitcasecinema i speak for everyone, does jessica show boobs?

[kenneth2051]

theres another camp blood lol? this is getting repititive

[xXxcollectorxXx]

NO NO PLEASE GOD NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[counting1210]

THANX



[zaha352]

Could you review "The Room", 2003-movie?? I'd like to hear your comments about it

[Anarchist86ed]

@zaha352 NO! Enough of promoting that jerkoff...

[zaha352]

@Anarchist86ed I wasn't talking to you analchrist

[JMDNelson]

I can't believe they actually made a damn 3rd one!! And whatever happened to the main character of the 1st 2 movies?! Meh, you know what, I don't care!!

Great vid, my man!! AWESOME review!!

[EpiquestGame]

Wow what a terrible franchise.

[kpalmzz98]

lol awesome

[duieb]

john, thar was one of the funniest reviews you did latly! keep up the good work and remember- the gun is good.....

[jarnovanderwerff]

anyway, having qouts in the intro is a great idea! keep it up!

[jarnovanderwerff]

shitcase

Y U NO APPEARING IN SUBSCRIBING BOX

[FudgePackProductions]

FUCK YOU, BRAD SYKES!

[mymovienerd]

I actually tried to look up the conversion of 19 pence UK/USD so I could better understand the humor.

[ShotTakeProductions]

hahahaha fuck sake what a shit production. How do these even get distributed to dvd?

As for the beeewbs! mmmmmm :O

[flaguy34]

I am sure someone is working on a camp blood four, ZardoZ help us.

[buffilms]

new intro for 2012!

[Bluesit32]

You have to ask yourself: Do they KNOW it's shit when they release it? Do they shrug and say "Well, we spent so little on it, it'll probably have SOME return." or are they patting themselves on the back for making a "terrific" film on such a low budget, like the next "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"?

[cheesyman1]

My cat just passed away, Thank you for cheering me up with this review.

[brian15243]

WTF? This is a movie?

[fedexior]

Excellent review! Happy new shitcase year!

[LivinWorstNightmare]

For the love of Zardoz!

[Seraphim3040]

According to Mythbusters here in the States, you CAN indeed polish a turd, fun episode.

I loved the skit with you in the woods =D maybe you should make camp blood 4!

[BardWraith]

Awesome as usual. Love it!

[MmaSmarty87]

OMG This was shit..the other 2 Camp Bloods made me laugh and chuckle but not this shit At least John Lightened it up a bit with his Boxers and Stache (epic) ..did i mention this film was shit?? Happy New Year John

[ilikemartialarts]

that has to be the best nooo line in movie history

[ScottOrKaze]

Loving the new intro

[Mannike54]

Ah yes, I was waiting for you to review this. Hilarious as always, great start to the new year!

Also, I just realised you've never done a review of The Room?! PLEASE DO A REVIEW OF IT! PLEASE!

[Themaniacnextdoor]

This is a rip-off of Halloween 8, which is a shitty movie to begin with. 

[TheLongHallway]

Can't wait for Camp Blood 4 lol

[able506]

does cluedo have colonel mustard? that guy was the shit 

[banneradders]

Loved it...as ever. Swamp Creature in the new titles too :D

[zspieg9]

you never fail man.

[Bamskrull]

as always i like the vid before watching. your reviews never dissapoint man XD

[RockerReview]

Great Review to start a new Year John

I was waiting for a scene like this when you use Zardoz epic Line "The Gun is good" but the best part is you as a plumber XD

[remshot1998]

did they get the length of the movie right in this one, or were the minutes off in this one also

[ChasingGracex]

Wow they made a number three? These guys just won't give up will they -.-

[staypuftlova]

JUST COME TO FIX YOUR WASHING MACHINE!!!!!!!!

[DaneCookHater]

Noooo! Noooo! Noooo! I always look forward to your videos shitcase and this is why. Well done!

[FesteringHeadsFilm]

There's a part 3?!?!

[Sustenance21]

Hmm...worst acting already went to almost every single character in "The Room".

[AximusPrime81]

I would have almost thought that killer was a cousin to the first killer. And they are all blondes. At least it had some nice boobies.

[Wayavas1337]

Oh man I love these videos! Thanks!

[666brandon666]

YAAAAAAY!

[JollyGingerKid]

Lol a plumber with a tash ... If only they existed

[topperheartramada]

Have you noticed that when the clown throws the machete at the guy, it's obvious that the throw is so weak that it would not have even reached him, let alone penetrated his entire body and come out in the front?

[666brandon666]

@topperheartramada

This film is clearly above petty things such as realism.

[topperheartramada]

@666brandon666 What I really like is how some of the dumb things inevitably repeat themselves in movies of this sort. Just look at 7:22 ! Look at how half-heartedly he throws that thing. He could have put some more bloody effort in it.

[TheTitto]

You probably won't believe this, but this is the first video of 2012 I have watched.

[ThePrinceII]

@TheTitto Me too!

[lee0nline1]

Mmmm Jessicas boobs

[Anacondas101]

@lee0nline1 you know the'yre fake right?

[lee0nline1]

@Anacondas101 I couldn't care less

[sgtmattkind]

top notch vid! keep up the great work lol

[OgreMECH]

Well? Does Jessica get naked? Prolly not or she wouldn't have survived :(

[sfighter991]

0.1 out of 10, your so generous. Good Review.

[TheInfectous]

Why is this even a sequel all it is, is the same name and theres random killer clowns but it doesent connect anything no familier surrondings not even same clown mask no same charcters the only thing that possibly is the same is that the clown is always a blond girl

[Anacondas101]

Never get tired ov Zardoz Jokes!!!

[Clara666CherryBomb]

I was hoping the killer would be Trish, the survivor from the first two Camp Blood movies, but whatever.

[FullmetalAnimator]

You seem to be giving out a lot of 0.1/10s lately, yet never gave it to Battlefield Earth. :P

[EPICsliceOFcake]

I must see these movies.

[johnnyhorror92182]

Bollocks Quality Video & Sound.

[seanmbrosnan]

You like Morrissey? I like Morrissey. :)

[oliverscott2007]

Very entertaining review.

[RebbedHot]

You should do War of the Worlds 2

[GoblinXXX]

I wonder why the game is "ClueDO" in Britain? It's just plain CLUE in America. Anyway, I'd give the movie an extra 2 stars for the chick with the big boobs.

[balkloth]

@GoblinXXX It's a German game, called Cluedo. In America, they just made it Americafied because we would be too confused or something, I don't know, Milton Bradly market research.

[GoblinXXX]

@balkloth Actually, it's was British to begin with, called MURDER! by it''s creator, the publisher named it "Cluedo" as a cross between clue and ludo, Latin for "I play". (I stand behind that being a stupid name, unless you're an ancient Roman.)

[AlucardFanboy8745]

Wow, this looks fucking bad.

[leptonsoup337]

So CB 3 nets an (un)impressive 0.1 out of 10. Kind of scrapping the bottom of the barrel, eh John? That's fine, we kind of like that around here. I wonder what of other wonderful turd gems are stuck to the bottom of the barrel (of shit).

[PunkR4wk3r]

There's seriously a third one? When will the madness end?! T_T

[zeonzaku2s]

funny review.

[leptonsoup337]

I'd like to see how long OneManForce(tm) would last in this little reality show. With no Pepsi machines around, I'm guessing not long.

[youngfly44]

I praying to god that there isn't a Camp Blood 4 haha. I thought Camp Blood 2 was pathetic but this one takes the cake. Compared to 2 & 3, Camp Blood 1 looks like a masterpiece lol.

[mupo1811]

love it

[AwesomeDominic1000]

Awesome review dude

[OmgitzM4J1K]

Ive been waiting for this YESSS!!

[counting1210]

another great review john

[MrWackypackages]

SERIIUSLY tgey madw anotger movie!! WowZ

[lordginge2010]

Hahaha, fucking classic. Men who scream like women and dude's who hardly react when they loose a hand. Camp Blood 3 keeping up the shitty quality lolz

[pretorious700]

The chick with the cans is one of those who will weigh about 250 lbs. in 10 years.

[xwf2001]

when will we get a camp blood 4 or a operation delta force 5

[IggyHazard]

'Within the Woods' was Sam Raimi's pre-Evil Dead moviefilm Raimi and friends made to raise moneys for 'The Evil Dead'. Bruce Campbell played the villainoid a go go gajoob and a ho de oh jo. Technically, his character is possessed by the villainoid which is a medicine man maniac. That moviefilm was made in 1979 and then they went on to make 'The Evil Dead' the same year and both of those moviefilms have withstoid the test of time. How's come these Camp Bloods is lemon-turkeys gajoob?

[IDMWEIGHTSIDM]

"where's my stick" \o/

[lyrics689]

There's more camp blood?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[terrorfinder3]

Please review SPAWN

[AnotherWhiskey]

Whoa, 'tache-free intro!