Charlie Brooker's 2011 Wipe - Trailer - BBC Four

[adz1312]

WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE WATCHED INSTEAD IS "Mystro - 2011 Uk Rap Up [OFFICIAL VIDEO]"

[QullVideo]

Barry Shitpees has let him self go a bit. Charlie is still the loveable tyrant we've all come to love. It is does help you understand the BBC's way of thinking. Possibly one of the greatest shows this year (return of Charlie Brooker) is smudged onto BBC4 whilst the BBC go head to head with their shitfest Eastenders against rival shitfest Corinola Street. The BBC is known for brining out little gems, even if they are rare, still very enjoyable. Go Charlie.

[Zenobialove]

@EshnehGaming  "

[karadan100]

AMAZING.

[atreyufansrockk]

oh look its mr konnie huq

[FalseImpressionist75]

Has Charlie drank the fountain of youth or something?

Anyways, gotta say I'm surprised he didn't mention the death of Amy Whinehouse or the student massacre in Norway, although I geuss the former only really implies that Charlie couldn't give a toss about Amy Whinehouse like the rest of us.

[EshnehGaming]

@FalseImpressionist75

If by fountain of youth then you mean Konnie Huq then yeah, I'd be doing cartwheels.

[zbox720]

Death of Steve Jobs? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FOCUSES ON THE BIGGER PICTURE???

[spashieee]

@zbox720

Steve who?

[lizzielonglegs]

Charlie Brooker: why are you good looking?

[Ropponmatsu2]

@lizzielonglegs He doesn't. He looks like a paedophile walrus. He said so himself.

[lizzielonglegs]

@Ropponmatsu2 But he is. Like, just a little bit. He's sexy and repulsive at the same time.

[Ropponmatsu2]

@lizzielonglegs You're Connie Huq aren't you?

[lizzielonglegs]

@Ropponmatsu2 Damn, you got me. I admit, I am.. (but seriously though that relationship is a hardcore example of reachers and settlers).

[MAQ373]

Why is this on BBC4? I guarantee it'll far better than the majority of the crap that's been on the BBC over Christmas.

[PowerArmorV113]

@MAQ373 Because if it weren't for that, the channel may as well never exist!

[ConfusedProud]

He missed to death of Kim Jong Il! :(

[LegRoom3]

@ConfusedProud it happened like a day after they couldve done anything about it he said :L

[ConfusedProud]

@LegRoom3 Oh IKR. I was more cursing its timing, rather than Charlie's incompetence.

[jakeanthonyreynolds]

When he said 'wipe' followed by 'my' I thought he'd made a slip-up and the BBC were just like 'fuck it, we'll run with it anyway'

[cordia96]

Have mercy, fellow Britains and share this mans work with the rest of europe.

[kdgfg]

please be 1hr!!

[hifromrich]

@kdgfg iPlayer says it's 60 minutes

[trixiedoor]

Can't wait! Love Screenwipe and anything connected to it, I think it's still by far my favourite Brooker thing

[Yammahoo]

lol, since marrying Konnie Huq, I think she's reformed his "look"---thankfully not his brilliaNT humour though!

[0incorporeal]

I used to fancy the ass off Konnie Huq, but then a friend of mine met her (in a work colleague scenario) and said she acted like a total bitch. So, not so sure now. :-|

[ShaggyShan]

Ooo, another thing to look forward to at the end of the year.

[trollfinger]

It's about time he wiped something.

[megamadic]

About the one and only times I'll switch to BBC4 on purpose

[cjh666]

stop being not fat

[IceyOnly]

It's a shame he doesn't do Screenwipe in series anymore. Nevertheless, looking forward to this. :)

[gizmowidget]

Konnie Huq is Charlie Brooker's Yoko Ono.

[imhallowarren]

@gizmowidget Yeah because the black mirror episode she co wrote was total rubbish wasn't it....

[watermellony]

@gizmowidget That is the stupidest thing I've read all day, and I've had the internet on for hours.

[AlexTheRussianAnt]

YOSH! This should be ace.

[brandone11is]

Holly fucking shit stop trolling you big hairy teeth head go belly bounce time and argue with the back of your hand you ok people

[MrFunsocks]

Also the year that Kim Jong-Il became Kim Jong-Dead.

[XGDzX]

Fuck yes.

[mistermordancy]

Does anyone else think he's going to become slightly less caustic now that he has a wife?

[MrCriticize]

Is you Charlie from da factory ? I ain't needing to watch your Shit bro cos I is what going on holidays to abroad innit anyways don't squiny cos is what will be back feeling all betterer in da new year innit.

[inkyeyeddoll]

Charlie Brooker has always been sexy

[MrBoBoTom]

Charlie Brooker noiw has a wanker haircut.

He looks like a boy band memeber 20 years on after a nervous breakdown.

[pcvideogamer]

He's obviously looking so well because of the amount of huqs he's getting! ... eh eh... nudge nud oh balls...it wasn't very good... erm sod it, I'm off to watch presidential pig-humping live from the oval office!

[jesuswashere0000]

@pcvideogamer Oh, is your mum running for office then?

[pcvideogamer]

@jesuswashere0000 jesus never existed... it's going to be a phantom pregnancy.

[JEAnimation]

btw did you know about xy? i am that guy, and i am planning to work exclusively with the big chill fest in the uk. if anyone wants to join just talk to me.

[JEAnimation]

charliebrooker: are you autistic? :3

SO AM I! :D

[JEAnimation]

littlebylittle by groovearmada

youmustlistentothis

[JEAnimation]

tactics=pokemon *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

:D

[JEAnimation]

george-orwell: sexy=tactics

[herespaul]

Wow, you really do look much sexier lately.

[Stonio]

Looking forward to this

[IsolatedRose]

@boshno - he's always been rather sexy......

[MostUnfurrowed]

Lets play a fun game. It's called 'Why does Charlie Brooker look 10 years younger now than he did in Screenwipe?

[sickcellmate]

@MostUnfurrowed it's that boyish haircut and the slightly less misanthropic worldview now that he is not a bitter, lonely man anymore.

[JamesDAmadan]

@MostUnfurrowed He lost a shitload of weight. Possibly two or three.

[Carlosfandango67]

@MostUnfurrowed The love of a good woman?



[mbourgon]

@MostUnfurrowed It's that hair. Truly impressively unkept hair

[kilamonjaru]

@MostUnfurrowed A wizard did it.

[TheOrangeFondler]

@MostUnfurrowed Konnie Huq.

[mogcollins]

@MostUnfurrowed hair & make up dear

[Liusila]

@MostUnfurrowed :makeup: :D

[kingharris22]

No doubt it's going to be 60 minutes :( should be more

[GiantSandles]

Wasn't the last one on BBC2? The fuck?

[ZedBazinga]

bbc FOH. you english have funny voices.

[Xenctuary]

BBC Foooooourr

[TELEVISIBLE]

I love his accent :-D

[jamr2575]

So why won't they give hime a regular show. What ARE they scared off. And who is rastamouse anyway.

[flyboymitsu]

@jamr2575 They're scared of the fact that he actually has an opinion instead of the slack-jawed soliloquies that people on, say, The One Show spout.

[jamr2575]

@flyboymitsu Yeah, I don't know who comes up with that stuff, obviously a complete knob. Some of its actually illegal and mentally harmful you know.

[GazzaWelsh]

@flyboymitsu Whoa whoa whoa don't talk shit about The One Show.

[flyboymitsu]

@GazzaWelsh I'm not saying that it's all bad, but what I am saying is that they have one person, who is, say an expert in the field of the current discussion, but, for the sake of 'balance', they regularly turn to a celebrity who has not prepared for the question, and they will reply with something completely unrelated to the question to avoid offending anyone. A recent example would be Clarkson's comments, and the presenters complete dismay when he tore apart their 'balance' thing.

[Derm1991]

@jamr2575 oh your missing out!

[jamr2575]

@Derm1991 On what? I've never noticed anything worthwhile remembering taking note of or thinking to myself. I personally satisfied myself with Brandreth's jumpers in 1984 for a lifetime and don't like clone me's and critique -me's on tv

[BadAlbert]

ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! NO NEED TO FUCKING SHOUT!

[RachelMadeThis]

Wow, he's looking hot.

[vagrant360]

LIMMY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[AlexJSimps0n]

:D

[domh]

I sent this to myself 1 year in the past

[KillerKarrit]

This is the only show that I watch on BBC4.

[trolololo95]

PPPPHHHFFFFFOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

[fezile]

The best way to end 2011. can't wait for this.

[SeanieBlahBlah]

Fuck yeah :)

[iosian]

ooh, he's lost a bit of weight. Would that have been in the contract? same thing happened to David Mitchell. Does the BBC assign dieticians and personal trainers once you start getting more exposure?

[MushroomBombify]

@iosian Probably not, in all honesty. Most people want to look their best, and if they happen to be in the public eye I imagine they'll often consider losing weight if they feel like it'll make them look better.

That said, I know David said in an interview somewhere that he just sort of started going on more walks and subsequently lost weight. And at any rate, Charlie didn't really need to lose weight to be attractive.

[TheEvilOfScientology]

YAY! Decent Xmas telly at last!

[DougieFFC]

I might watch this

[ZakCanard]

Rastamouse. Quite possibly the most important thing to happen in television since two terracotta marionettes promoted to the children of the 1950s the consumption of hallucinogenic plants growing at the bottom of the garden.

Flobalob

[Chccy]

Excited!!!!

[WrestleTheDecibel]

Quiff-tastic!

[TheMassAnnoyance]

WOOP WOOP!

I'm glad there's someone with an opinion on Desperate Scousewives like My own. Twitter can only express My disappointment so much before being blocked by the cast! I feel embarrassed knowing that People everywhere will think that this is what Liverpool is actually like!

[KeyboardAttacker0]

Looking forward to a quick-witted summary of such a shit year (except for the Arabic revolutions)

[splashgirl13]

JOY!

[bukas12]

YES! Cannot wait. 

[iainreekiecouk]

Still not comfortable with his hair. Reminds me of Nicky '666' Campbell.

[kimdom]

excellent.

[boshno]

The elephant in the room here is that somehow Charlie Brooker got sexy.

[Interloper1976]

@boshno Somehow? He has always been sexy. I want to be him when I grow up.

[EedDeryi]

@boshno he's always been sexy >:(

[hadhad69]

@boshno He started jogging (not sure if soft J)

guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2­011/nov/06/charlie-brooker-bec­omes-a-runner

[monogirl3]

@boshno I've always thought he's sexy. I like my men jaded and cynical. But yeah the facial hair is definitely adding to his appeal.

[blenderpanzi]

@boshno Maybe his wife did rub off on him a bit.

[TheHappydead]

@boshno two words Konnie Huq 

[davethehostage]

@boshno By English standards, perhaps.

[phuckingkunt]

@boshno He's bangin' Konnie Huq ! I bet thats like drinking from the fountain of youth.

[charlesfrith]

No mention of the unconscionable NATO bombing of Libya?

[DiiKai]

2011:The year that was four years in disguise.

[theknightofcydonia98]

<3

[farshnuke]

Yes! The maestro is back! It'd be really epic if he did a review of Doctor Who. (perhaps mocking all the snotty fans who can't cope with the series being split up, the River Song revelation and the possibility that a movie might not contain 50 years of tv history)

[DerekHartley]

@farshnuke If you'd seen his rant on 'You Have Been Watching' about the poorly timed Graham Norton ad during one of the season finales you'll find he's probably one of those 'snotty fans'.

[farshnuke]

@DerekHartley Either way it would be funny

[Pridey2002]

Rasta mouse haha

[GlewGamer]

yayayayaayayayayayayaya! <3

[mwillis1000]

YEEEEES!!!!