Brilliant lyrics and great catchy tune.Pity it ends tragic but the message is don`t drink and drive. This song should be used in a drink drive campagne.
Thanks for posting this track , its brought back childhood memories.
Thank Allah for telephone answering machines, bless the person who invented them. He can listen to her voice any time he feels sad and lonely. However, this may make him even MORE sad. Perhaps he should just 'move on'.
I remember hearing this song on the radio and instantly liked it, a few days later i went to a collage dance at the Madison in Middlesbrough, ..couldnt believe it when i went to the toilet and this song was playing through the piped music they had in the toilets way back in about 78" at the same time was driver 67 and the same happened also,
When this came out when I was a kid (about 8 or 9) I always thought it was weird that such an up beat, catchy sounding song could have such a tragic end to it. I was quite devastated when I first heard it. Good song though, and while it is entertaining, it also fairly effectively puts the message across of making sure we patch up any disagreements before anyone leaves to go anywhere.
@anya933 By his own admission he drank too much and got into a fight with her. She was then so upset (and probably sporting a black eye or had blurred vision or something) and crashed the car. He should be ashamed of himself. And you should be ashamed for trying to cover up for him. Domestic violence can never be condoned. Got that?
This is my all time favorite record, i still have it on tape from when i recorded it off the radio in the beginning of 1979 with some other classic top 40 songs!
...just got scraping someone off the road in my role as a jobbing ambulance driver stroke para ambulance cardiac arrest numpty but there was nothing we coulkd do to resucitate (sp) for Jonnie!!!!......sorry
@steve2wardle OK, I'm not Paul, but somewhere down in the comments he mentioned that the actress (whom he did not name) was one of composer Joseph Brooks's ex-wives.
I LOVE THIS SONG - one of my all time favourites!!!! My mum has it on Vinyl and i used to play it over and over when i was little... she refuses to give it to me so THANKGOD i can listen to it here! :-)
heard this on the steve wright in the afternoon show back in the late 80's, this is the firs time ive heard since! dont know why but this song just got in my head haha
"Lullabye Tissue Paper Company", the "B" side (Not everyone can remember "B" sides - LOL), was almost bought by Kleenex for a commercial. The key word here is "almost". ;-(
I heard this on radio 2 the other day, a real blast from the past which I'd forgotten all about. Funny how I can still remember all the words all these years later.
A really sad song. Really like this song though, with the blond girl in the background hard to believe anyone would want to argue with such a hot babe lol.
I was 10 when this came out, loved it then & typical of me, once I like a song it stays that way! his 3rd U.K hit & biggest reaching number 6 on the 16th-Dec-78. His 1st being 7 Little Girls Sitting On The Back Seat (#25, 27th-Nov-59) then Midnight Special (#41, 31st-March-60. 18 years between this hit & the previous one! Wonder who she is & what she's doing now.
The girl on the album cover was a model, once married to Joey Brooks ("You Light Up My Life"). The singer, Lea Jane Berinatti was a top notch Nashville studio singer. She's sung with me on other songs, including "Santa's Stuck Up In The Chimney". (A You TUbe video with over 150,000 hits.)
I was so glad to find this song, I remember it well from my childhood, but could never remember who sang it, I had searched for it before with no luck, I was starting to think it never actually existed, that I must have made it up! I thought it was a neat song back then because hardly anyone I knew even owned an answering machine, lol
was only little when this song was out.Was just a memory,spent years looking for it.Was about to give up thinking it was a dream then found this little gem.
thanks so much reminds me of my much older brothers getting ready to go out and party.
The Paul Evans who hit the charts with "Hello, this is Joannie (The Telephone Answering Machine Song)" is the same guy who hit with "Seven Little Girls Sitting in the Back Seat" Twenty years earlier!
I remember this song and film clip very well from my childhood and it was one of those songs that I have never forgotton but sadly never heard it again, it seemed to be one of those lost classics.
Thank God for you tube, on a hunch I ran a search and here it is, just as I remember it and in excellent quality.
Brilliant Thank you so much for posting this gem from the vaults ;o)
I too remember this song from my childhood. I remember that the lyrics make the lead sound so unaffected by Joannie's horrific death. Sure, he'll never kiss that funny face again, but he can listen to her answering machine message over and over!
the best i love the part where it goes hello this is joannie im sorry but im not home but if you leave me your name and number i promise soon as i get in ill call
mum used to sing this song all the time then i put it into youtube and i found she couldnt believe it she said you can get anything on youtube which is true.
I was 8 years old as well when it first came out. Strangely enough, the song didn't chart in America where it was recorded. Probably because Paul had been out of the music spotlight for a number of years.
What a great song / video! I remember all of Paul's songs except this one. I was busy raising a family in '79 and missed one fine song. Now I can't stop watching it on uTube. Does anybody know WHO the singer "Joanie" is or the actor???
I have had this tune in my head for weeks - sad person really, but at last I have found it and can now hopefully think of something else. Still enjoy it no matter what anyone else thinks.
Thanks for postin my friend....reminds me of a more happy time for me, arguably a less torrid/ violent society...too, either way allowed me a glimpse back in time...so many memories...thanks again
mi mom wuz telling me about this song nd wen she found it she jumped 4 joy nd made me watch it nd its been stuck in mi head ever since. wen i get a fone that is mii answer phone thingy wit mii name!
Its an ok song,don't particulary like the chorus though,because it reminds me of this annoying young kid where i lived,who used to keep singing it back in in 79.Everytime i hear it it reminds me of him.
It's very upbeat considering the subject matter!
envioustime 3 weeks ago
I don't know who she is but is she an older relative of Cat Deeley? She looks similar.
2467deadman 3 weeks ago
Apparently someone called Leah Jane Beranati. She has a studio in Nashville.
Was mentioned on Radio 2 today on the Graham Norton show.
mandywithell 3 weeks ago
@mandywithell I heard it too :)
lythambear 3 weeks ago
Who sang the part of Joanie tho?
68bee 3 weeks ago
Brilliant lyrics and great catchy tune.Pity it ends tragic but the message is don`t drink and drive. This song should be used in a drink drive campagne.
Thanks for posting this track , its brought back childhood memories.
eggerinwirral 3 months ago
One of my all time favourites, thanks for sharing!
sozurface 3 months ago
Think I cried when i first heard this (was about 9)
spalf73 3 months ago
Thank Allah for telephone answering machines, bless the person who invented them. He can listen to her voice any time he feels sad and lonely. However, this may make him even MORE sad. Perhaps he should just 'move on'.
jezebel892 3 months ago
@jezebel892 What's the point of thanking Allah when he doesn't exist?
marksoutof10 1 month ago
Great tune!
thegilker 4 months ago
Joannie has a very nice voice.
Londonman84 4 months ago
so catchy...its good as any other songs around today.
forestgumpaed 4 months ago
God they just don't do songs like this anymore these oldies are bloody so great
TheTWIX0 4 months ago
I remember hearing this song on the radio and instantly liked it, a few days later i went to a collage dance at the Madison in Middlesbrough, ..couldnt believe it when i went to the toilet and this song was playing through the piped music they had in the toilets way back in about 78" at the same time was driver 67 and the same happened also,
frostyone0164 5 months ago
When this came out when I was a kid (about 8 or 9) I always thought it was weird that such an up beat, catchy sounding song could have such a tragic end to it. I was quite devastated when I first heard it. Good song though, and while it is entertaining, it also fairly effectively puts the message across of making sure we patch up any disagreements before anyone leaves to go anywhere.
vcat10 5 months ago
OMG !! Been looking for this , that's for posting
MrKiss5150 6 months ago
To be fair though he obviously gave her a good hiding.
Reluctant6 6 months ago
@Reluctant6 She has died. How can he do such a thing. Fool. Maybe you are being 'funny'. Jokes about domestic violence aint funny. Got that?
anya933 6 months ago
@anya933 By his own admission he drank too much and got into a fight with her. She was then so upset (and probably sporting a black eye or had blurred vision or something) and crashed the car. He should be ashamed of himself. And you should be ashamed for trying to cover up for him. Domestic violence can never be condoned. Got that?
Reluctant6 6 months ago
@Reluctant6 Absolutely. Thank you for enlightening me.
anya933 6 months ago
@anya933 No worries. Zero tolerance. Even in minor novelty hits from the 1970s.
Reluctant6 6 months ago
Very, very catchy - it reminds me, funny enough, of Meri Wilson's phone song, even though she isn't even Welsh! Neither am I.
squirell1952 8 months ago
Very, very catchy - it reminds me, funny enough, of Meri Wilson's phone song, even though she isn't even Welsh!
squirell1952 8 months ago
THIS SONG IS CATCHY AND PAUL EVANS, HAVING A WELSH SURNAME, WAS OBVIOUSLY BORN TO SING! ROLF HARRIS AND KYLIE MINOGUE ARE HALF-
WELSH. AS I'VE SAID BEFORE: THOSE WELSH PEOPLE WERE BORN TO SING!!
DES, DUBLIN, SOUTHERN IRELAND.
squirell1952 8 months ago
@squirell1952 Go Welsh!
cd1mp3 8 months ago
@squirell1952 I have searched every where for this song. thank you thank you and thank you for uploading
sivvamg 7 months ago
Hey Uknavynige,
Thanks for the good words.,
cd1mp3 9 months ago
loved this cos it actually had my name in it!!!
joanyh 9 months ago
@joanyh
If I new how you spelled your name, would have titled it "Hello, This Is Joanyh".
cd1mp3 9 months ago
@cd1mp3 awwwww thanks very much x
joanyh 9 months ago
@cd1mp3 awwww thanks but Joany would do xxx
joanyh 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
This is my all time favorite record, i still have it on tape from when i recorded it off the radio in the beginning of 1979 with some other classic top 40 songs!
uknavynige 9 months ago
i remember my mate's sister being mad about this record when it came out . i bought it for her for christmas , as it was in the charts around then .
midsaint776 10 months ago
@midsaint776 Hi to your sister. :-)
cd1mp3 9 months ago
...just got scraping someone off the road in my role as a jobbing ambulance driver stroke para ambulance cardiac arrest numpty but there was nothing we coulkd do to resucitate (sp) for Jonnie!!!!......sorry
krasnyploshad3 10 months ago
@krasnyploshad3
A secret. Joannie survived.
cd1mp3 10 months ago
Tell Laura I love her.
Kevin107ish 11 months ago
Spring Records? I hope the "boys" are happy and healthy,
Paul Evans
cd1mp3 11 months ago
Scratches and all - "it still sounds great". Good to hear,
Paul
cd1mp3 11 months ago
@cd1mp3 who is the girl in this video ? i seem to know her face but can't put a name to her
steve2wardle 11 months ago
@steve2wardle OK, I'm not Paul, but somewhere down in the comments he mentioned that the actress (whom he did not name) was one of composer Joseph Brooks's ex-wives.
uthant 10 months ago
just been in the shed and thought '' i'll pop some tunes on'' and low and behold I still have my 7'' single of this, and it still sounds great
charliechicpea 11 months ago
it's cheesy
it's twee
and yet it's brilliant!
al3699 1 year ago
great song it was on my dad's and unlce label when i was a kid i listen 3 times aday
delraybeachmedic 1 year ago
Heard it on the radio for the 1st time in years... I was 8 when it came out and remember every word too
3rdbar 1 year ago
@3rdbar thats a good story
sigmundur2 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS SONG - one of my all time favourites!!!! My mum has it on Vinyl and i used to play it over and over when i was little... she refuses to give it to me so THANKGOD i can listen to it here! :-)
eviet27 1 year ago
@eviet27
Thanks to your mom for holding onto that vinyl. Glad you still enjoy the song.
cd1mp3 1 year ago
@eviet27 It's a great song... Today's music is tuneless, deafening tripe in comparison.
lizichell2 1 year ago
Great song!
If you want to remove the black bars just type yt:stretch=16:9 in the tag box. It works most of the time
GRAHAM2109 1 year ago
@GRAHAM2109
Thanks for the "stretching" tip. It distorts just a little. I'll leave it and see if I get any comments. Thanks, too, for your comment.
cd1mp3 1 year ago
heard this on the steve wright in the afternoon show back in the late 80's, this is the firs time ive heard since! dont know why but this song just got in my head haha
xmsjmx1 1 year ago
I remember this record, I played the grooves out of that tiny 7" black vinyl disc and the B-side was called Lullaby Tissue Paper lol
Motzila9372 1 year ago
@Motzila9372
"Lullabye Tissue Paper Company", the "B" side (Not everyone can remember "B" sides - LOL), was almost bought by Kleenex for a commercial. The key word here is "almost". ;-(
cd1mp3 1 year ago
class song
JKTOFFEE74 1 year ago
Ah, the original video, cool. great song and a real blast from the past.
JimManclark 1 year ago
Hi Msfyn,
Glad you liked. I'm working on a Christmas video, ""Santa's Stuck Up in the Chimney"
Paul
cd1mp3 1 year ago
An avid record collector I admit I was delighted when I acquired this classic the other day. Love it - thank you for sharing.
msfyn 1 year ago
I heard this on radio 2 the other day, a real blast from the past which I'd forgotten all about. Funny how I can still remember all the words all these years later.
Narcissisticnobody 1 year ago
A really sad song. Really like this song though, with the blond girl in the background hard to believe anyone would want to argue with such a hot babe lol.
ALIVEUNALIVE 1 year ago
came out just after my da died i was 8 but always remember this song after
MsCazz1970 1 year ago
I was 10 when this came out, loved it then & typical of me, once I like a song it stays that way! his 3rd U.K hit & biggest reaching number 6 on the 16th-Dec-78. His 1st being 7 Little Girls Sitting On The Back Seat (#25, 27th-Nov-59) then Midnight Special (#41, 31st-March-60. 18 years between this hit & the previous one! Wonder who she is & what she's doing now.
DavidJHarrisonEssex 1 year ago
Hi, DavidJHarrisonEssex
Glad you like!
Just to let you know about "Joannie" ....
The girl on the album cover was a model, once married to Joey Brooks ("You Light Up My Life"). The singer, Lea Jane Berinatti was a top notch Nashville studio singer. She's sung with me on other songs, including "Santa's Stuck Up In The Chimney". (A You TUbe video with over 150,000 hits.)
cd1mp3 1 year ago
@charliechieckpea: me too!!
missymarie81 1 year ago
I'm old enough to have this on 7" single lol
JayRocks108 1 year ago
Great song that holds many memories for me!
PAGEY62 1 year ago
my name is joannie and im 16 (L)
Janie70 1 year ago
I was 13, now 44 and I still know all the words
charliechicpea 1 year ago 22
Me too! ! was 9, now 39!! You never forget some tunes.
satchiification 1 year ago
@charliechicpea I'm the same this song could never be forgotten
soniad1973 1 year ago
@charliechicpea Same here & Im 47!!!!!
jollyboatman 4 months ago
I was so glad to find this song, I remember it well from my childhood, but could never remember who sang it, I had searched for it before with no luck, I was starting to think it never actually existed, that I must have made it up! I thought it was a neat song back then because hardly anyone I knew even owned an answering machine, lol
beckie930 1 year ago
Great lyrics, something songwriters fail to produce in a lot of modern music.
Thanks for posting.
ballochdubh 1 year ago
my name is joan from Ireland and I used to love to hera this song as I worked in factory I hated this song helped me cope
sxccia 1 year ago
love it, a real BLAST FROM THE PAST!! x
Cazzandrablue 1 year ago
was only little when this song was out.Was just a memory,spent years looking for it.Was about to give up thinking it was a dream then found this little gem.
thanks so much reminds me of my much older brothers getting ready to go out and party.
TheMarry40 1 year ago
check out my bio and interview Paul Evans about this song
rouens 1 year ago
O.M.G.!!!!! "Seven Little Girls Sitting in the Back Seat",the p.c brigade will have a field day with this.........
mrblushy 1 year ago
The Paul Evans who hit the charts with "Hello, this is Joannie (The Telephone Answering Machine Song)" is the same guy who hit with "Seven Little Girls Sitting in the Back Seat" Twenty years earlier!
headphone355 1 year ago
my god i remember dancing round my bedroom at my mums 2 this song ... classic lol x
brummiemel 1 year ago
not heard this one for years does anyonestill use answer macines now we ahve mobile phones? thanks
mrdee11091 2 years ago
i love this song soooo much. brings so much memories from my childhood. xx
judgenaheed 2 years ago
I remember this song and film clip very well from my childhood and it was one of those songs that I have never forgotton but sadly never heard it again, it seemed to be one of those lost classics.
Thank God for you tube, on a hunch I ran a search and here it is, just as I remember it and in excellent quality.
Brilliant Thank you so much for posting this gem from the vaults ;o)
bjornfaltskog 2 years ago
First heard this last sunday on the radio (love the oldies show)...thought it was amazing!
RandomMaggot 2 years ago
On Dale Winton's show on Radio 2??Same here...great tune
Steveoqotsa 2 years ago
Dale Winton?Radio 2?!...never heard of them I'm afraid..it was John Clarke on Ireland's Biggest Jukebox on 2FM...
RandomMaggot 2 years ago
is this a young patsy kensit in this video
laffs 2 years ago
@laffs ,
I know Patsy Kensit looks a bit rough, but I think its a bloke playing the Guitar!!!!!!!
mikethefoto 1 year ago
Don't drink and drive
judgedredd123 2 years ago
I too remember this song from my childhood. I remember that the lyrics make the lead sound so unaffected by Joannie's horrific death. Sure, he'll never kiss that funny face again, but he can listen to her answering machine message over and over!
HGbunny 2 years ago
Merry Christmas Paul! Still love this song.
TheComplainer 2 years ago
I haven't heard this in 25 or more years
delboyplonker 2 years ago
She looks like the girl from Carrie
girlgoneweirdo 2 years ago
the best i love the part where it goes hello this is joannie im sorry but im not home but if you leave me your name and number i promise soon as i get in ill call
jewller20 2 years ago
@jewller20 eh its called the chorus
rouens 1 year ago
@rouens i was about 5 or 6 when this was out and i just found it too after looking for it for years.
Leediverify 1 year ago
A Brilliant song i love this song but sad think your a great singer Paul love Shirls xx
shirls2 2 years ago
I remember hearing this on Radio 1 back in the late 1970's and also seeing it on Top Of The Pops as well. It brings back memories of my childhood.
JasonB1969 2 years ago
LOVE this song, brings back so many memories of when I was younger!!!!
SAREDAN07 2 years ago
I want a guitar that can transmoglify from acoustic to elecric and then back again. Just like his! Fantastic!
fellephant 2 years ago
I have looked for this song for ages, can't believe that others remember it. Thanks so much for posting it here, brought back lots of memories.
jillaroo1001 2 years ago 8
Thanks for the post! This brings me back to my pre-teen years in South Africa.
hnorky 2 years ago
helllo...oh its joannie,hi...
forestgumpaed 2 years ago
loved this cos it had my name on it not the most trendy of names lol
joanyh 2 years ago
mum used to sing this song all the time then i put it into youtube and i found she couldnt believe it she said you can get anything on youtube which is true.
viczz100 2 years ago
A lovely song and a great favourite paul evans love Shirlsxx
shirls2 2 years ago
This song is very addictive to listen to!
BFMVaholic 2 years ago
what was funny about Joannies face?
adan712 2 years ago
Fantastic i was friends with mattew and luke goss (when) this song was out in the charts !! michael
michealbarone 2 years ago
even though it was classed as a novelty record,it was rather catchy with it.
forestgumpaed 2 years ago
Boy, I love this song. Haven't heard it in 30 years. Thanks!
pheatetr 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
shame the guy looks like a retard
adan712 2 years ago
This is why we need youtube..so we can can relive memories like this..thanks for sharing..
vndunne 2 years ago
I have the 45 somewhere. Cant remember the label but its green!
mooghead 2 years ago
gosh i was 8 years old when i heard this song....great to here it again...
redwhitch17 2 years ago
Hey Jacky , Oh yes I do remember this!
alagumbo 2 years ago
thanks Jacky for sharing!!!
yeah brought back some memories, great to hear:)
kaattz 2 years ago
I was 8 years old as well when it first came out. Strangely enough, the song didn't chart in America where it was recorded. Probably because Paul had been out of the music spotlight for a number of years.
fatpizzaman 2 years ago
Ahhh great memories
juleslious 2 years ago
oh god i used to hear it when i was6 years ,and know im 36 ,
q8rab 2 years ago
Another good tune, remembeer it well.
Cazzandrablue 2 years ago
fuckin ell this is a tune remember this when it came out it lodged in my head for days
marketgarden20 2 years ago
good song from the 70s again .
gb95v14197 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Thank you very much for uploading this videoclip, I've been searching for it for many years!
Rating: 5 Stars!
Zoetepasweiden 2 years ago
lol i hav this as my answer fone !!
killerhots 2 years ago
What a great song / video! I remember all of Paul's songs except this one. I was busy raising a family in '79 and missed one fine song. Now I can't stop watching it on uTube. Does anybody know WHO the singer "Joanie" is or the actor???
thegilker 3 years ago
I have had this tune in my head for weeks - sad person really, but at last I have found it and can now hopefully think of something else. Still enjoy it no matter what anyone else thinks.
ZenaKay 3 years ago
do you spell it joany?? cos i do
joanyh 3 years ago
Top :)
GoodByeKyle 3 years ago
only song with my name in it oh apart from joan of arc
joanyh 3 years ago
Still have the 45.Played it so many times!
fluxgenerator 3 years ago
Lol. Me too actually. Only I don't spell it Joannie. =[
FlipGarador 3 years ago
Oh well, at least I don't have to change it for my answering machine message! =]
FlipGarador 3 years ago
gosh, we used to play this song over and over when i was a kid!! Thanks so much for posting, its the first time ive seen the clip!! :-D
PhanSpikenBob 3 years ago
Excellent song and one of my all time favorite writers.
johnnyvallis 3 years ago
I've also been searching for this ages, to the point where I thought my memory had failed me and I'd made the song up!
Mostaroinjapan 3 years ago
Thanks for postin my friend....reminds me of a more happy time for me, arguably a less torrid/ violent society...too, either way allowed me a glimpse back in time...so many memories...thanks again
aldorraman 3 years ago 2
mi mom wuz telling me about this song nd wen she found it she jumped 4 joy nd made me watch it nd its been stuck in mi head ever since. wen i get a fone that is mii answer phone thingy wit mii name!
iwishiwuzbellaswan 3 years ago
Thank you very, VERY much for posting this clip! I've been looking for it for many, many years. Also 5 stars!
Zoetepasweiden 3 years ago
For nearly 6 years I have had Joannie's answer phone as mine, except I sing it with my name instead of hers!
MyMyxomatosis 3 years ago
Its an ok song,don't particulary like the chorus though,because it reminds me of this annoying young kid where i lived,who used to keep singing it back in in 79.Everytime i hear it it reminds me of him.
chezzeeX 3 years ago
Wow not seen this video for Thirty Years. Thanks for posting it. I always remeber Joanie being a bit of a looker. Thanks for the memories
CODYGUYHAGGAR 3 years ago
WOW, its been a while since i heard this! Love it x
syzygy85 3 years ago
definately a lesson on not drinking and driving...so sad but true...
yves2lee 3 years ago 2
sing this when im pissed
potcock7 3 years ago
Did you know someone called Joanie,by any chance? lol
chezzeeX 3 years ago
i thought i would never here this song ever again thanx
3366fred3366 3 years ago
A sad song that you can actually dance to - Paul Evans you are a genius.
TheComplainer 3 years ago
Love all your music. Thanks.
Cometobaby 3 years ago