New Knock-off Nigel - downloads knock-off films

[sky9878]

theft of a laptop is more serious than piracy. Lets hope the nigga goes to court.

[WhiteKnight402]

Well, I've yet to see an anti-piracy advert or any actors playing burglars in anti-robbery adverts that were black.

That's not being racist, it's an observation - piss off if you're going down that route :p

[daveygravey123456]

and he also mows my lawn

[safe4eternityandaday]

its a knock off of anchorman and everything ron burgundy stands for :(

[daveygravey123456]

i would be far more concerned with the fact that paki terrorist swiped his laptop the typical thieving black wog shoot the cunt

[Snooch1984]

haha, he's like the black robin hood, except he also rapes and kills your children

[daveygravey123456]

and he also peels bananas with his feet

[megamadic]

I bet 80% of the office are also knockoff Nigel's XD

[antifascotland]

knock off nigel is a looky looky man

[Jpurser1]

ROFL!!!

[ekhornbeck127]

oi... forget nigel, i'm more concerened about the black fella who walks off with nigels laptop!

[JacobP2008]

This must mean all black people are thieves. Just as all people who download films steal from their Gran's purse.

[marc4859]

He doesn't walk off with it.

He holds it under his arm!

[ekhornbeck127]

didn't give it back to him though did he!

and of course he didn't walk off with it straight away, he's an actor who is full of vanity so the audatious fucker stayed around for the end of the advert first... silly!

[webmastergeneral]

Why is this so sexist, why isnt there a forger gorgina or a pirate violet video, bloody sexism.

[callum1880]

GunsR4Cowards ur gay

[GunsR4Cowards]

What a fuckin Joke this crap is..Piracy RULEZ!!

Nigel can go fuck himself and our government!

[kiddie66]

knock off nigel saves money on rip off DVD's. Do these silly arses think that these adverts will shame pirate video sellers into stopping ?. I bet they are quaking in their boots as we speak.

I know, lets try it in schools to make the kids behave.

[euan14]

I don't stand for any intimidation nor do I stand for any racial abuse! If anyone was to abuse any English person I would not support them. I was not standing up for the guy who called the English ''wankers''!!

[callum1880]

ur a retrd

[dilaudid]

Are they selling T-shirts with knock off nigel on them yet? I really like the guy - I don't like spending money on the shit that hollywood produces.

[hamsterwaffle]

If it's so shit then why would you even waste your time downloading it?

[dilaudid]

>>If it's so shit then why would you even waste your time downloading it?

because I can afford two mouseclicks. I can't be arsed to pay £15 for a "cut price" DVD. It's not *so* shit I wouldn't get it for free. It's just *shit enough* that I won't pay more than say £4. How is it stealing if I download something I wouldn't pay for anyway?

[dilaudid]

>>If it's so shit then why would you even waste your time downloading it?

because I can afford two mouseclicks. I can't be arsed to pay £15 for a "cut price" DVD. It's not *so* shit I wouldn't get it for free. It's just *shit enough* that I won't pay more than say £4. How is it stealing if I download something I wouldn't pay for anyway?

[blackback786]

ive read back & seen the argument, & well the 1st guy takes the piss out of the english. the 2nd guy retaliated, the 3rd guy has cried because they can give abuse but not take it. its real life. if you hit somebody they would hit you back. if u dont like the english, keep it to yourself

[kingofkings63a]

to the stupid scottish cunt johnohh1, english rnt perfect but least our men dont dress up as women & prance around being gay, if england was ever described as an arsehole, scotland wud be the annoying boil on the end of it

[euan14]

What you have said kingofkings63a is racist, sectarianist, offensive & just wrong!! The kilt is part of our national outfit and is not only worn by the Scottish but is worn by pretty much somebody every day in every country in the world, including yours!! And I will not allow anyone to call the kilt gay nor anyone who wears a kilt to be called gay and if it happens again then I will personally report you or anyone else who does the same for racial abuse!!

[blackback786]

how retarded, the 1st wanker abused the english, now if u back that your racist & should also be reported

[kingofkings63a]

typical init, cry the race card but wen there takin the piss out the english its ok, fuck them

[yourma2000]

0:23, lol? was nigel trying to dance along, fuckin muppet!

[fireblade929]

a very funny thing this, but they are telling us about " knock off nigels " but how can they say this when the main character is infact a rip off of the main character from the film " anchorman " from the seventies costume and big tashe to the fact they both play flutes aswell.

[truthspeaker2000]

"piracy" rules, government and music industry

suck my dick. period.

[xanderxine]

The fucking jockstraps really piss me off! YES we do subsidise your fat haggis arse cunts! Im totally fucked off with paying for your diamond white you fuckin skanky piece of shit! now be a good little colonist and shut the fuck up! after all we own your arses thats why we annexed you!

[braindigitalis]

What a total bunch of crap. Sorry, but this just makes me laugh and download more. Nobody i know thinks that this is going to shame them into stopping. Put something GOOD on tv in the uk and maybe we wont be downloading stuff that only airs in the US.

[w3dn3sday13]

lol nerd fight, i love watching dorks fight over youtube :P granny porn and royal family... hell thats my friday night in a  nutshell!

[garnett1796]

can i download this on limewire yet???

[PunkPrincessXD]

Hahaha! Lawl! :D

[MurrayTheMac]

If the government and corporations want to put legal pressure on us not to download movies, then that's fine. But I find it really offensive that they want to try and encourage us to put peer pressure on people who do.

Fuck off, government.

[thomejones]

Poor old Nigel. He doesn't deserve this! I mean don't we all steal food from the fridge? And doesn't everybody like to do things on the cheap? What with the credit crunch and all.

I think we should give Nigel a break, after all, there's a little bit of Nigel in all of us...

[HAYDNWRIGHT07]

lol

[Witek84]

Bollocks. Don't listen to those fuckers Nigel; you carry on downloading at your leisure.

[alexistarr]

According to the article "Industry Trust for IP Awareness 'knock-off Nigel' by Sell! Sell!", viewable on the "brandrepublic" website, this piece of crap was commissioned by Liz Bales, Director General of the Industry Trust for IP Awareness. Even they're ashamed of it, which is why there are no references to them on the "Knock off Nigel" website. If it really annoys you, I urge you to send her an email at "info(at)copyrightaware(dot)co­(dot)uk", and tell her what you think of it.

[attentionaddicts]

lucky i download proper films via bittorrent and not knockoff ones then innit.

[anewman1980]

There's nothing wrong with being a Knock-off Nigel. At least we're not Money-wasting idiots who buy overpriced DVD's - or the rip off merchants involved in making and selling them.

If we can't download them, doesn't suddenly mean we're all going to buy them. Want to blame loss of profits on something? Blame it on shit movies and start making some decent ones please.

[thebigtomman]

i thrt it was an advert for a movie download website lol

[jeetkunedobruce]

So this is what happens if you download knock-off films? Oh no, how inconvenient.

[raidenonvent]

I know! im downloadin till they come to my house!

[rpgcrazy8]

this advert is the best looool but bad if your called nigel my cusion is called nigel and his scared to go to the cinema becuase of this advert loooooool

[godofrock987654321]

Yes, at the end of the ad the man points at us that's weird for nigel named guys...

[CarlHughesUK]

to start to do it*  :P

[CarlHughesUK]

wtf!?!?!?!? worst fucking advert ever, every1 says its trying to persuade pple not to download films....yes for me..its persuadin g me to tart to do it =)

[nikoqwerty]

so the governmnet has resorted to name calling? lol, shows that Brown really is an idiot

[Scotvar]

Is it just me or is the guy with the tash a poor Ron Burgundy impersonator?!

[ttooulos]

nigel is my hero

[cionad]

oh my dayz, thats comedy right there :-)

And as onekinobi says, a complete waste of time and money.

[euan14]

Pirated DVD's are illegal!! It is against the law!! You should not be encouraging people to buy knock off dvd's. Would you like it if you had spent years making a good film only find other people making money from copying the film and selling it off for themselves without you getting a single penny?

DON'T BUY KNOCK OFF DVD'S

[blackmesa2Gfreeman]

Fuck off !! hahahahaha

[euan14]

Childish! Immature! GROW UP!!

[blackmesa2Gfreeman]

fuck off you filthy prick....you need to learn something, nobody cares for your opinion 1 bit, and after looking at your youtube channell it looks as if you are a another narrow minded scottish wanker and prob love yourself. try and campaign against my boot on your face you self important cunt

[johnohh1]

who the fuck are you talking to...talking to my fellow scot that way ya english wanker. the boot you'll be campaigning against will be mines up your arse.. all of you english pricks think yous are so big with your granny porn and royal family...shut your fucking mouth your english and thats the biggest slagging ever!!!!! hahahahahahahahah

[blackmesa2Gfreeman]

and anyway , whats the big deal with scottish independance from england....there isnt really any point is there !. Mabey england should sent the SAS in to your shithole just like in ireland to waste you fucking treasonous bastards

[euan14]

I'll tell you why scottish independence is a big deal!! Scottish independence whould give Scotland the ability to control its own affairs, its own resources and to make Scotland a better, more prosperous nation. It whould be good for England as well cause the English whould be able to do the same. And by the way, last year we Scots sent £55 billion to westminster but only got £35 billion back!! So stop complaining that you're subsidising us when really were subsidising you in England!!

[hamsterwaffle]

Or a third option. You stop watching braveheart every day and then we can go back to the business of making Britain a better place.

[euan14]

1. I DON'T watch braveheart every night (you would have to be insane to do that)

2. The state that Gordon Brown has put this country into is disasterous!

3. The good people of Glasgow East have just voted for the SNP to represent them showing that they trust the nationalists more than they trust the unionists (example - hamsterwaffle)

4. Never believe the lies that labour (new tories) or the Conservatives (toffs) tell you!

[euan14]

Yes, the English do unfortunatly give tax money which gets sent to Scotland, but it is something which myself & the SNP are strongly against. We believe that all of the money that is given in tax by the English should be kept in England to help the English, just as we believe that all of the money sent in tax by the Scottish should be kept in Scotland instead of being taken by Westminster and for that money to help the Scottish! But for that to happen we need independence!!

[hamsterwaffle]

People need to stop with the England and Scotland crap. We are Britain.

[gabberdeen]

your still a fucking twat tho mate.

[onekinobi]

i love this advert, but to be honest it was probably one of the biggest wastes of money in television advert history

[danuk2k7]

I LOVE NIGEL LOL

[ryanphe]

da first 1 is much better

[FinalAndZenon]

Maybe if Hollywood stopped 'knocking off' Japanese movies, comic books, and most films that were made before 1980, then people would be more likely to be enthusiastic about the cinema.

[Tommiddlecoat]

three cheers for Nigel the pirate! hip hip hooray!

[Deadbolt277]

And how does this stop people using torrents?

[drwalpurgis]

Nigel = HERO.

[DarkAngel182]

My god, now I have seen that I will NEVER copy or download another film AGAIN!!!!

(not!)

[Ahorgh]

i just went and illegally downloaded this advert :D

[will320]

evryone out there must love films and would rather watch pirate copies. WHY? if you really like films why don't you pay for them?

[patarciepaul]

It's a free market economy and there's nothing wrong with a little competition. Why don't the corporation charge a fair price for them then?

[musician1003]

I'm such a moron I get brainwashed by television adverts that make me think people that download films are scum. In fact, if I hear about someone downloading films I'm going to call them a knock-off Nigel and maybe punch them.

[surreypasty]

I just love the way this advert has been 'knocked-off'!

Also that the advert makers spend huge money on anti-piracy adverts that do nothing and we still have serious crime'n'stuff going on, maybe spend some money on sorting that but what do I know??

[unwin5721]

these advert makers want to get there arses down to the market stalls where I live, becuase there message ain't getting there, but in fairness, the technology (hardware and software), to copy DVD's is available on every high street in britian, so who's fault is the pirate DVD problem?

Erm????????

If DVD burners or blank media weren't available, the DVD piracy problem would never have started, sounds simple but it happens to be true!

[patarciepaul]

Wow who gives a fuck. So what if rich people get ripped off.

[Mavarik]

i just this advert i had to find it its fukcing amazing

[ragzouken]

Oh dear, he nicks food from the fridge! If this guy is as much of a loser as they are trying to make out, surely he lives alone with his own fridge, from which he is free to take food whenever he pleases.

[bobroxs]

Even though it doesn't make me not want to download films, it is a great advert!

[gronikthomas12]

y do every 1 in these adds look lyk there from the 70's apart from nigel (or rather the person/s reffered as a knock off nigel)?

[mightybear]

I get the feeling that partarciepaul may be a Knock-off Nigel ;-)

[patarciepaul]

Wow downloading a film is a major crime. My heart bleeds for companies like viacom and disney. Nah fuck em.

[DaGleese]

this ad has made me feel so much less guilty about getting sin city off my friend ^_^

[nigel40000]

awsome

[Zigster92]

It doesn't actually tell you that downloading films is bad though.. That means they want us too!

[smokintony]

How can I download this

[celt12345]

Good one!

I like to be a dirty scum bag, gets me the ladies.

[mcs1hr]

This is an outstanding ad - memorable and funny.

[MrBrainz]

Oh dear

The catchy marketing ploy to get the phrase Knock-off Nigel into every day life is working. Don't fall victim to the machine!

[jazzypoop]

What a great ad! It amuses me even more when Knock Off Nigel's see it and start posting comments saying how bad it is. They feel pathetic, losers!

[Raaawr101]

nah but the original is mejor

[notoriousBaz]

love the bit with the flute cracks me up