"The Greatest song ever written...."

[UniversalControversy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This makes me remember why I got divorced! Thanks, man! I really needed to be reminded, the time of year, you know............. so glad I ran into it! XD!!!!!

[trippinvic]

I loved this-my puppets argue all the time.If this offends people they don't have to watch it.Personally I laughed myself foolish and added it to my favorites list.Very creative and fun-political puppets...aren't we all? Wanna be really offended? watch the debates on tv-I'll be watching this and laughing.Peace!

[jimijamz2234]

right.

[gustransman]

hey what the hell -can relate to it everyday -more power to you man !-just forget the shit and move on -have a great day -gus

[Changes4TheBetter]

great way 2 release major tension/we r still human around hear

i played this way with eli's toy's before when things got a tad frustrating, just like this and my goodness did sweet lil ole trio use the f'word... opps so many x's i think perhaps the live in lost count

[CrazyMaggs]

Yeah...FU, I'm leaving man getting as far away from you as I can...so Fuck you MAN!!!

[Jiggs46]

Send it to the neocons

[RonanG]

Fucking Great! Fuck You! Thats what Bush, Cheney and all the neo-cons told the world when they decided to invade Iraq and make Haliburton a Forbes Top Five Company. 5 Stars and Fav!

Ronan

[SNAXDUO]

peace =D

[Quetzie21]

Oh F*ck you man..I am sooo offended... AGAIN!!! However in your defence, I must say that at least you are more direct than most of the politicians who f*ck us on a continuous basis!!!

[debijordan]

Ralph, I say this with the utmost respest. F*ck you. LOL, this is great. Thanks for the grin, and we always knew you were a smart feller haha.

Peace,

Debi

[jordanthecat]

I take great simulated offence to your gratuitous use of the word "dickhead" in this video.*****

[jbreezes]

It's funny how your voice is so distinctive that even when you use stuffed animals, can see your face doing the singing. What wasn't funny is that you had 66 ratings and 6066 views. I cannot get away from that number. Ahh

[HaywoodJabIomi]

are you still upset, after all theee years, that your face caught on fire and you tried to put it out with an ice pick  a simple fuck you,, dirt bag.

[stevenlindowinc]

almost the greatest story ever told ...

...neighbors 4 da cause send their luv

pg13rats

[WavelengthRose]

did you say fuck you?

[Quetzie21]

Yeah Rose..he said fuck you, oh and BTW, where were you when I got caught at customs, hmmm???

[jimijamz2234]

hehe Ralphy, u are too funny...OK it worked, I'm smilin'.......

[Quetzie21]

Oh..oh..I warned you this guy (Conk) is unsuitable for minors OR miners, even majors shouldn't see this. I AM sooooo offended. think I need to watch it again and again and again...just for research, of course.

[jimijamz2234]

I think I'm going to have a bad attitude today after watching this so early in the morn'

[jimijamz2234]

Unsuitable.

[jimijamz2234]

Master of the Puppets ...hehe F / U !!!

All right that's enough of all this "Vulgerian" activity............hope the flash worked.... he'll get it....

[paddedshell]

Brother Potty Mouth! Gotta love it!

[StellaB23]

Still offended....5 stars!!!

[Quetzie21]

Hey....in memory or George Carlin FUCK YOU!!!

[triondan]

ok kids dis here bein hob its a gonna bebs...we all be habin a partey n shutin down the tbs n all dat stuff.

web a gonna laugh n web a gonna be singing

so der

DATS da way tits goin down

so der

[DaveDaddario]

JUST F-KING AWESOME

[triondan]

ok, can't help it here i am

boobtube morality police woman is OFF duty until further notice

i like this

is this the major recording on one of your cd's

WOW

it should be

LOL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~­~~~~~~~~~

[triondan]

yeah the boob tube morality old crazy police woman is off duty, thank God

[triondan]

ralphy just started this, WHAT were u thinking dude? do u do this often? my dog would just love playing with u n your toys!

if u need a tigger that talks, missing his left leg due to my dog humping him since he was 8 wks old DAILY, hey my dog has the moves! u can borrow him for a short time! he gots a unicorn he likes to hump, a white rabbit and about 100 other characters. opps the morality police r headin this direction for the fu's in this, big ? DID U FEEL better After this? Should have

[StellaB23]

Someday I'm gonna find the guy that made this and kick his a** as this is soooo effin offensive....got that!!! F U

[conkling]

U R scarin' me...

zoinks

[StellaB23]

I'd be scared 2...its gonna hurt.

[sannie08]

Hehehe silly monkeys 'fuck everbody'

[conkling]

what can i say....."i know...i know"

thanks 4 droppin by

pEaCE

[StellaB23]

Hey Conk...u R repeating yourself....R U ok, as in OK!!!! I'll be there late and you'll know its me when u hear rocks being thrown at your window...at that point I'd RUN!!!

[conkling]

what can i say....."i know...i know"

thanks 4 droppin by

pEaCE

[StellaB23]

i am still really offended by this, that is why I keep coming back to listen to it... F U Ralph

[conkling]

yes...i'm quite addicted to being offended 2...

F me

[StellaB23]

Oh no you don't...u always want the last word...F ME!!!! So there. I AM certain that I am way more offended than you R....absolutely.

[StellaB23]

Ahhahahah....well F U MAN!!

[conkling]

f**k'n aye

[StellaB23]

U Got that RiGHt

[conkling]

F U 2...so good 2 C U again....nudge-nudge-wink-wink

[StellaB23]

i don't believe we have ever met....so F U.

those are some nasty bunnies you have there, and what is that other thing...a dog? he just sits there watching...kind of voyeuristic don't ya think. this is truly not 4 children.

"Hey Kids....leave the effin room" Effin kids... F U Conk...double winks

[DAGSTERZ26]

Kind of reminds me of Sifl & Oly.

[conkling]

right on....

[sabini1888]

I love this, truly the greatest.

[conkling]

i had a dream that this song went to #1 in the top forty.....but i got fined for every time I used the word 'fuck'....weird dream

[StellaB23]

It wasn't a dream.

[Pinkzippo]

Fuck you very much. LOL@the stuffed animals. Excellent!!

[conkling]

i've never received such high praise...!

fuck u 2

oh yeah and 'merry christmas'

[dirtbikefan07]

Fuck you man

[conkling]

thank u

[maggothon]

I reserve the right to be totally offended by all of this...therefore I shall watch it again and continue to BE offended and suffer slings and arrows and all that other shite..so F U man.

[DaveDaddario]

also very kick ass tune again,n again....

[Donovan7777]

Ok im crazy now. lol

[LovetheHottie102]

that was sooo funny!!!

FUCK YOU MAN!!!

[conkling]

thank u very much...!

[dabiribd]

lmao. freakin funky f.y. man! haha...

The sound quality rocks as always

cameraman

[zneella]

haha lol......5*****

[conkling]

u b happenin' znella....y'awl c'mon back now...

[MikeHelmsMusic]

LMAO' great Ralph'' and you are a Ham'...let'

[conkling]

yes...green eggs and hamlet...

now's the winter of my discontent...but hey, what are you gonna do?/

peace

[LeopardJoy]

F*cking EXACTLY, man! lol You said it, my dear friend! 'f'in' screw you anyway, d*ckhead'...lol!!!!! Please, I can't stop laughing, but it's soooo true... At least in my life anyway!(and apparently YOURS, too, Ralph)

Hugs and lots 'o love to you and the beautiful Marci! I LOVE your spirit, my dear friend...you ROCK!

Joy xo

[conkling]

amen sister....

u r 1 beautiful woman!!!

happy turkey day joy!!!

[AnnieCanada]

Hey Man, who cut your hair ........Gotta hate those dayz....~  You Rock Ralph.. ~ yup!

[maggothon]

i think that if you get the bunnies "fixed" they might not be so naughty. Either that or I have a great recipe for bunny stew. MMMMM; good

[soaringman]

funk you man , you fart smeller

[uncledave10]

I thought I saw this awhile ago. Its funny though /5 :o)tm

[maggothon]

You mean its effin good, right.

[uncledave10]

rite :o)tm

[dueconi]

you have done better than this in the past

[maggothon]

And no doubt he will continue to rise, rise and rise...so F U MAN

[SlumberPartyTheater]

Wow, this is nuts! Hahahaha!

[bigbeninjax]

Hmmm, i think you summed up just about all that's wrong with the world in just two words. An amazing accomplishment!

[rinotrip]

fuck you???ha hi fuck fffffffffff prik oooooh yeah fuck fuck!!!!!!

[DaveDaddario]

You have a cool voice dude,very raw

i like it again,,,

[newsoulenterprises]

You know, I must say....This video and song just makes me feel so much better about things. Feeling shitty and twisted? Watch this video and have a fresh outlook on life!!!!

It works!

DM/NewSoul Ent.

[DaveDaddario]

F-ing Great song man ! ! ! ! !

[Aalborgje12]

I am speachless like the animal behind the F using animals..hahahaha

[Ottawarocket]

What a well made and funny video man...I hate dodgeing the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune

Rocket

[Ottawarocket]

Holy fuck! just super Ralph.

Rocket

[afranb]

5 stars.......... yeah i no what you mean at time with all the political shite i often say same things meself its easier and cheaper than chucking a bottle of becks through the tv

peas on earth

fran

[MDunclestinky]

Fuck YOU man! (I mean that in the nicest way) -

Love it :)

[vmandanici]

At 4:59 I said "Fuckit" and stopped watching it because of the vulgarities.

[LilJohnnyR]

love it my friend

[vamosbabe]

Oh, this is brilliant! Yes, very funny and self-derisory! It's also good that you get some rest from all the political shit...every once ina whiole we need to step back and cool our heads a little.. :-)

[KGeert]

Hihihihahahehihi, this is really FUNNY, I could handle it ;-DDDDDDD

[yourlittleslave]

LOL!your funny!

[CalJennings]

Ok...

[marywinmusic]

Cute hand puppets with attitude. There's a very professional quality to your audio and the way your vocals are recorded. Your work rules. Saved to favorites : ) Cheers, ~Mary

[daligoddess2006]

After you hear the words so many times they just sound like, "Fu-Q" Funny.

[conkling]

yeah bunnies are notorious for that...

thanks sevenlamps

[chuckadile]

that IS the greatest song ever written.

[4DRY4N]

Rofl Ralph ! F***** Funny !

[rinotrip]

Maby you can mix ower songs conk?

[conkling]

yo yo yo...i can dig it....

[dhaffner101]

Fuc#%em if they can't take a joke!!

Loved the William Shakespear!!

More than 5 from me!!

[conkling]

to phuck or not to phuck...

[maggothon]

"to phuck or not to phuck" No questions asked.

[maggothon]

Actually to "phuck or not to phuck" IS the question...after that, no more questions.

[rinotrip]

ha ha ha conk great man !ffffffffuck!

[conkling]

u r da man rino....dig the vid u guy's did!!!

keep 'em comin....conk

[FanvanMel]

This sure is a distraction away from your typical 'conkling' video!

I love the song and video. Good you took it from the shelf!

*****

(you remind me of EELS by the way!)

[conkling]

scooby-doo...thank u

[bentonio07]

LMAO, too, Ralph - excellent vid!

Glad you posted this one, too.

[conkling]

right on antonio...me to

[MusiCureSanity]

that's fuckiNice!

[conkling]

u really fuckin think? :D

[EdMuirton]

Loved it! Very funny man! Yeah, UCK them all! Who's All, I hear you ask? Well...Depends on the day.

[conkling]

very well said...

[KobyBrandt]

That was one of the most unmafuckingbelievably bodacious displays of stuffed animal artistry that I think I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing! Once again, you make me glad that I subscribed. Great video Monsieur Conkling. And btw, fuck you too! :D

[conkling]

fuck me???? no man 'fuck u'....:D

[patman2112]

Clever and funny!

That first line "Who cut your hair man?" reminded me of an old Cheech & Chong skit.

[conkling]

class....Class....CLASS....SHU­T-UP!!!

commento excellento

[PaulW2007]

Yup! Greatest song ever written.. LOL. 5 stars. =o]

[conkling]

better then Barry Manilow's?

[PaulW2007]

Fuck yeahhhhhhhh... Loved the puppets too - Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letter 'F' and the letter 'U'

[maggothon]

Oh hell NO...Barry Manilow rules...have you ever seen his chicken act, beats this bunny effin crap all to hell .

[CasualDaveDotCom]

killer, Killer, KILLER! God, I love puppets especially when used correctly, wicked cool, my man!

[conkling]

i'm busted 4 racketeering and puppeteering..

there' gonna throw the book at me!!!

[newsoulenterprises]

Ralph, this is brilliant! A hell of a statement.

All these videos you have been posting are amazing. Let's take it somewhere, big. I am in the process of getting my ass to Hollywood to make some serious presentation to my attorney. End of this year or beginning of 2008.

You know, you could change the world. Or at least open their eyes.....

Oh, fuck you....hehe

Dug E./NewSoul Ent.

[conkling]

u say the word and i'll come a' runnin'...

oh yeah fuck u 2...hehe

commento excellento

[popstotexas]

Up front vid bud. Sounds like me and the buds in Tejas LOL

[conkling]

right on...hey have u seen the 'super highway' down there?

[stringtheories25]

haha cool vid

[conkling]

thankee...mucho

[modernoracle]

LMAO! Right on Brother! Wooo Hooo!

[conkling]

wow wee...its good to hear from ya bro!!!

solidarity brother!!!

thanks greg

[stihlman37]

Hey Bud it sounded like a bullshit session in Bushs office between him and Chaney lol with Rockefeller in the background lol. Good 1!

[conkling]

phuckin right on....speaking the truth brother!!!

comment excellento~

[tps607]

I hope no animals were hurt in the making of this video! LOL! Great piece,I could picture George Carlin doing this.*****

[conkling]

shit how did you know about that....i've got the animal rights goons all over my ass this morning...so let me state this for the record!!!

No animals were hurt or injured during the filming of this video!!!! for crying out loud...

thanks 4 da comment....

[TeamCannabis]

Fack me, conk, great song, sez it likes it is! I really dug the groove on this tune, and the point! There are those worthy of the

F.U. but Phuck THEM! LOL!

[conkling]

to phuck or not to phuck...that is the question

[guitmartiman]

Why would a mature audience be interested in this video? It seems as if at some point one would mature enough to reach saturation regarding this all too familiar suggestion. I guess if it wasn't so emotionally charged, it would have become a useless cliche a long time ago.

[maggothon]

Ahahahahah...I think you need to lighten up a little, uhhh that was the point of the whole song. Besides MY BUNNIES do this all the time; so don't buy stuffed bunnies they get naughty.

[KobyBrandt]

You mean you have naughty stuffed bunnies too? omg, I thought I was the only one!

[maggothon]

Nope, and let this be a warning to all the parents out there, stuffed bunnies are not for kids, they do "stuff." I have also discovered they prefer to do these things when listening to some guy named Conkling sing.

[KobyBrandt]

lol - Yeah, it appears Conkling can inspire extremely naughty behavior in just about anything. Hey, that's what great artists are for!

[conkling]

naughty naughty boy........

[conkling]

have u heard him to....he's fuckin awful...and he's a bad influence on our children. His mouth is foul and his politics are shocking....

conkling sucks

[conkling]

boy howdy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[conkling]

it was just by accident...but I just happened to have my camera out at the right time....oh yeah, I caught the bunny and the doggy "in the act"...

i'm surprised that CNN or Fox didn't want this piece of hard-hitting journalism???

go figure...

[conkling]

all of this is true...and i have the maturity of a 7yr old...and the point is???

[maggothon]

WE LOVE IT...CAUSE WE ARE ALL KIDS TOO

[maggothon]

Look, not so long ago I went into my bedroom and I SAW my stuffed animals acting the same way...and to the same music!!! Its something in the air man, everybody is saying it and shhhhhh (doing it) The creepy thing is the cops are trying to do it with tasers??? LOL

[conkling]

CAN U FUCKIN BELEIVE THIS SHIT???????? since the kid in Florida...i'm seeing cops gone beserk with tasers... and it ain't no coincidence, every cop is being trained to do this...otherwise it would just be an isolated incident. If your going to speak out...sooner or later there will be confrontation...

[maggothon]

Hey Conckling...just get the rabbits out after them, that would scare me, really. I'll be BEHIND you and the rabbits all the way.

[freesouljah]

right on...I dig it when it starts rockin' the fuck out... :D

cheers!!

[maggothon]

OMG...freesoul you said the "F" word??? My whole life has been re-arranged.

[freesouljah]

hahaha...if you only knew... :P

actually, the "f" word holds a special place in my heart...

[conkling]

u said it man....

WORD!

[conkling]

isn't it shocking....hehe

[conkling]

yo it's my fav part to...

thanks freesoul...

[DaveDaddario]

KIck ass ps you have something with the word fuck.LOL you fuckin' prick!

[conkling]

that 'fuck' is some kinda word...it makes the world go round.....i really dig that vid u and rino made bro....I'd like to do some more!

[piranhamaster]

hell eyah very nice

[conkling]

yo yo yo...right on...

thank u 4 droppin by

[SuicideFriendly]

Hahahaha That was cool!

Peace

[conkling]

wzup dave............

Peace 2 ya

[archtopbrownie]

I hope I got the joke. A lesson in how the over use of a word eventually renders it inneffectual... right? If so, well done. 5 stars. Besides, I like the puppets.

[conkling]

lance...it's the contraband of the adverstising industry....'repetition'......­...

..i like puppets to..seya soon

[archtopbrownie]

I don't quite understand... would you mind repeating that? ;o)

[maggothon]

I think he said F U Man...and something about slings and arrows and bad fortune etc. etc. It was probably just a bad day.

[conkling]

maggathon...u never fail to bring a smile! So with the utmost respect...I feel it is my duty to say 2 u just 3 little words of infinite meaning.....fuck U t00!!!

[maggothon]

Ohhh conk....by all means. And can I say it too...hey fuck U!!! With infinite meaning.

[Yellowcatz]

That was fukn amaaaazin man!! Wish i could rock out a bit more, i got ta be quiet in this house most times, i like the break in style man5*****

[conkling]

man let me tell ya....I wish, with everyday that passes that I lived in a house where I could just SCREAM!!!! without the neighbors banging on my door!!!.....

u r 1 cool cat..."yellowcatz"

[BOBOGHOST]

lol

[conkling]

i always though lol meant 'look at larry'....god after all this time...hehe

thank 4 da comment

[billybobjoe57]

My, what a 'fuck you' video.

[conkling]

my now...that's a comment!!!