ZVP - How to beat cannon rush

[Hwoarang134]

"it's lame but it's what gosus do.."

"it's a very bad dream for zerf.." - nightmare, dude, it's pronounced nightmare.

but i loled, so thx. and i know it's posted at 2007.who rly cares?

[one2threeblue]

that was a good match, but crappy comentary

[Xlarate1337]

Noobcraft

[Matzi21]

o mai god this kid says o mai god a lot

[o0DeathStrike0o]

Ur makin my skin peel!

[48tank]

I missed that song :(

[FakePriest]

o mai god

[GeMicIes]

okay so after 10 minutes:

blue has 1 zealot

a cloud of corsairs with only 2 ovie kills

2 retard reavers that are caged

has not expanded even though he had a strangle hold on the zerg.

wtf is he doing with 190 apm?

[FateAtYourWindow]

funny thing is that while he knows how the game went he kept saying, "oh looks like a cannon rush... ya i think it is a cannon rush... " lol

funny shit man

no hate, nothing personal man

[Keyboard858]

z -lot? lol

[ShadowLMFAO]

Do you have a cold?

[Conceited98]

OH MY GOD!

[Khordajj]

All you people hating on his voice. Go fuck yourself. He's probably a better commentator than any of you women.

[LMNzFIN]

"Oh my god" horrible commentator

[blackstardrag84]

wow, that was a really...really.... really gay commentator

[bicjubjub]

That was horrible casting.

[linktj2]

the protos needed to move forward his photon canons

[D3nnehy]

fucking pre pubescent voice.

[geganobo]

"that reaver is getting scarabs omg omg" ... no shit sherlock

[alahad]

are you the guy from two and a half men?? hahaha the little one??

[ezzwknoob]

dude stop making videos k? or at least dont talk in it..

fuck you!!! 

[sjok101]

gay

[rightarmer]

Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God,

Geezus, we don't need you to narrate.

[Teranex]

I think the protos player quited prematurely. He could have saved enough minerals and simply escaped to his cannon rush area or build a shuttle and kill the zerg base with the revers.

[Lahnas]

i bet you suck at stacraft... OMG IT'S REAVERS.. OMG 1 CANNON, shut the fuck up. you're annoying the shit outta me.

[N64zz]

i miss penguin plug -_-

[THGSBOY]

commentate when your voice breaks ye? you sound lame

[dong9589]

u make me puke

[mintalpeter]

"oh my god" you're the worst commentator in the world, so please do me a favor, and never make an other starcraft video! thanks! ps: your voice is annoying.

[Ram3nf0x668]

yo wat map is this?

[Ram3nf0x668]

goddd if ur not asian dont commentate on starcraft

[Luckyluke007]

omaygawd, this is a huge battle

[krzyxbne]

ooOH my good, Ooo my good OMG!! OMG oOoo my goooooodddd!!

[JayKwonDoe]

omg shutup

[GaliX622]

kinda lame? omg, pleas make no videos anymore... post the replay without any comments, or even sound of your voice..

[Neostrife216]

omg omg omg omg ... is that all he can say....

[Lubie225]

this guy is fag

[jsivaj]

oh my gosh..

[jsivaj]

die

[vyortx]

die

[LEMONSLOL]

i hate this guy.

[JustSpeechless1]

@LEMONSLOL hes trying to mimic an actual proleague commentator

[PRO7E]

It's almost not a cannon rush.... not very well done at the beginning.

I mean if he had just advanced cannons instead of going for warp gate it would have been over...

[Ultramilkdude]

There are way more ways to beat cannon rush than just simply this.

[rapaicruma]

Ts... Aw my God *mutters* Protoss vs Zerg

This I think probe is I think going to do I think some cheese move (I think).

Fail.

[samulisakka]

yeah rly rly rly nice NOT commentary

[valdez87]

actually zerg had the option of not letting toss know what he knew (spot the pylon and retreat without letting toss see), then muta harrass the main, and that would be gg :P assuming no cannons went up in the main... well, it's a rush, toss would expect to try to win the game at the choke at least in the first few minutes, so the early muta would be a surprise...

[valdez87]

actually, 1 base muta = fail against protoss :P lol, forgot that zerg couldn't expand...

[odin2358]

Yea the toss will just say, I didn't see any drones or lings try to come through so he obviously isn't trying to expand or attack frontally and therefore must have no idea what I'm doing, so I'm just going to not make cannons at his choke, not scout what his tech is, etc.

[valdez87]

I'm sure he'd still send a Zealot through, standard right?

Watching this back is painful, the commentator is O_o

[ibanezgrx222]

your voice sounds fucking annoying.

[ilikechinpokomon]

fucking noob

[Zenome]

You sound like a gay nerd little gay prick  kid.

[ehud12sc]

so annoying

[EarthDragonNinja]

you're commentary is extremely annoying and obnoxious. amazing game but you're a begginner, not even a novice or amateur

[Someonesumet2]

really nooby game...

[0esudn]

the protoss had like no gateways

[PlummetRu]

You can't just build Bruce up with photons :)

[aznmdragon1023]

toss had that game if he only expanded.

[DMK000]

The Protoss was an idiot. Reavers without Shuttles is pure stupidity.

[Gotred]

This was pretty interesting to watch.

Muted of course.

[beauzuluuluz]

yah i muted it too

[inframundo2006]

lol you said omg!! wtf? ,and stuff like that

and its a replay

[temucano71]

ahahaha

he is probably 8 or 10 years old xD

[Sobrexius]

You are so gay!!!! =P

[afp48]

your commentating on a replay?????????? WTF

[uremog]

"kinda lame" lol

toss didn't just expand after the harass?

nice z play either way

[evilfatsh1t]

wannabe korean commentator right here

1. youve already seen what happens...so why dont you stfu and stop saying "i think etc"

2. pros DONT do this...cause its way too easy to fuck toss up when they attempt this

3. toss didnt cannon rush, they cannon blocked...a typical cannon rush would be trying to destroy the base with cannons..not just blocking the exit

[tadashimori]

xD well, keep trying to commentate, but first of all, dun think your audience is stupid.

learn watching other commentators.

Anyway, toss was stupid, what was the point in closing his choke if he wouldnt expand? He was in a clear disadvantage after making so many cannons, so he had to expand first of all.

[Otarku]

I find it funny that he actually thinks he knows what hes talking about.

[MYpageOWNS]

you sound really gay!

[JimmyChiffels]

Man kid shut the fuck up... stop trying to imitate .... replays shouldn't be exciting to u lol.... u know what happened..

[NotAG4yName]

jesus everyone needs to give this dude a fucking break

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

Are you trying to imitate the narrators of the Blizzcon StarCraft II tournement?

[Kamikadze1992]

child shut the fuck up!! -.-

[raidtothegrave]

cheese isnt lame if its a practise strategy then its a strategy if its something that a mana pylon or getting in the way of a drone morphing into a hatchery thats cheese imo cannon rush blocking zerg expansion is a good idea.

[peterabottt]

hahahhaha terrible commentary

[NTL808]

Stop sayin " i think he's going that" coz u obviously already seen this match b4 you commented this, and makes it sound really stupid.

[DucklingShakespeare]

This is a huge comebackl LOL real stupid commentary sorry bout that :D i agree reavers without shuttle come on !!! BTW funniest thing happened, just when i was writing this my dad asked me what this is, i explained him, then he wondered what "the girl" is shouting about :D

[TomValedro]

lol 1 zealot and the drones are running away, wai?

[DudethatGross]

No, it is NOT the worst thing the zerg will expect...Seriosuly?

[RMB57K]

lmao

[shawnlux02]

he tries to sound like the people who comment the pros, and also he said the reavers would be able to kill hydras from behind those cannons without taking damage... no they got stuck and couldnt lol

[DudethatGross]

Yes, and he sounds like he's talking out of his nose

[canadiancanable]

O MY GOD HOLY CRAP i could not believe ur comentary its like the worst nightmare for any one listiening to ur video wow this is just crazy jeez realy reavers getting scarabs thats the most outrageous intense amazing thing of all time! Ur comentary is just like an amazing comback for a retard!

[Stoner0Jesse]

they both made lots of mistakes zerg didn't patrol quick enough when he new the map had small entry which is high advantage for protoss at the start and protoss not having shuttle?.... reaver withough shuttle is just usless.... and where is the tech.... atleast have a expo..? there was enough chance to get atleast 2....... if he had expo this game would not be up turned...

[avalonkiller]

zerg don't scout as fast as other races

but you're right about reaver without shuttle being useless, expo, teching, etc.

[jkon55]

yea like any good player wouldent c that breaking point

[PoisontheHoney]

ohhh my god. reavers getting scarabs.

what a crazy idea for a reaver. scarabs? really?

so cheesy, so "gosu"

[mechajabo]

lol

[avalonkiller]

that's the balance between tanks vs reavers

[Tinypig13]

4/5 next time watch it atleast a few times before making commentary

[thoughtwaretv]

ignore the comments, thanks for the vid

[pitipatr]

Judging by the comments, I'm glad I left it muted :)

[superbarnie]

lol u sound like a retard and ur commentary is gay

[DudethatGross]

lol Oh my god... oh my god... jeez and actually its not the WORST DREAM EVER LOL WOW

[pin3appel]

lmfao this kid is retarded

[DraggingMorons]

zerg's bad dream? worst night mare?

Yeah... rite...

That much cannon does not effect zerg.

After zerg upgrade drop, speed, sight

that cannon strategy is useless.

[tarquinbiscuitbarrel]

funny commentry.

[StuFFrisH]

He's just making a fool of himself, watch the match a couple of times, and comment when you acually have an idea of what's going on.

[AnotherAnonymous9001]

Its a cheap protoss strategy? Wow, kid, go kill youself because your commentary is the worst thing I've ever heard.

[itschewingu]

there was no gg at the end!

are u trying to be liek the guys on blizzard's battle report thing?

u should watch it before u comment so u dont sound so clueless

[KickbuttAsian]

It's so funny at the end when he tries to talk fast. "He's gonna lose a hydralisk! Oh. wait never mind." The hydralisk dies. "Looks like he's gonna attack. Looks like green attacking." Looks like? he IS attacking. lol

[KickbuttAsian]

maybe he should have scripted the commentary out before, but it's funny.

[hazillow]

hahahaha this kid is A+ entertainment

[Robotman42]

Three sides proving their incompetence: Protoss (doesn't expand and no tier-1 units), Zerg (doesn't use dropping capabilities to expand despite the protoss having no units), and finally, the commentator (doesn't understand the different imbalances in the game)

[sirlancerbots]

OH MY GOD.... tis is a zerg's bad dream OH MY GOD OH MY GOD..rofl

[stevepark124]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA the kid thats commenting is FUCKING hilarious.

[tilmanscherer123]

nice :D just looks great, play Starcraft since yesterday and it's pretty nice, to see how to play some strats.

Well isn't MYM Meet your Makers? (For those who don't know what Meet your Makers is: it's a professional E-Sports Clan)

[Chrisflamesfox]

Wow really? You think cannoning is "lame"? If it works it works.

[Glumglufs]

It's fun to know that younger people like Starcraft too :) However, countering a cannon rush is easy with good scouting.

[TurtleHump]

Why did i watch this? Never. Ever. Become a sports anouncer.

[Draelren]

- Stop saying OH MY GOD!

- Say 'good game' instead of 'gg'

- These players weren't that great

[Ree1BigChris]

hahahaha nice commentary

[peanutbutterandcrack]

this was in 2007, listen to his 2008-09 ones and you'll see the difference

[FLOODKILLA]

NOOB omg reaver getting scarbs .

WOW WHO CARES

[Zuori]

OMG OMG!!

[ZawEatsFish]

actually storm is a better counter to hydras then reavers.

[escaton18]

this guys wasn't so pro...

OMG

[Beamer22]

Man how much of a n00b is this kid seriously OMG THE REAVER IS GETTING SCARABS OMG

[gininginin]

if you reduced the "omg" count your commentary would be fine

[holyvin]

lmao the comments r killing this kid

[alexxxistighttt]

what map?

[CaptainWilliam9000]

Like, 24 hydralisks.

[Celerity2]

lol tough comments, but the voice IS kinda annoying :/. "omg reaver getting scarabs" lol

[cmomae]

LOL "OMG REAVER GETTING scarabs.."

[ZawEatsFish]

"I can´t believe whats going on"

[shiimshiim]

wow this kid is annoying

[promothus]

Get a deeper voice? god.

[SouseMyBouse]

Oh my god this reaver is getting scarabs. NO REALLY?1?!?

[MightGIc]

HAhahahaha

[islandfiles]

i usealy use reavers with carryers and attck the enemy base updrade the armor to max then try to watch the reavers because reavers can be easily killed.

[Luduxes]

omg omg omg !!!

omg!

Although toss idea was good, he had no defense at all!

omg omg omg-

counted 23 "omg"

(ye, didnt count omg)

[OcelotDAD]

AND IT'S GEE GEE.. IT'S GEE GEEEE

Woah omfg.. what a loser Xd

[DeSTRoYeR992]

"i cant believe this is happening" is like all he said all game LOL

[e3xdubb]

lol did anyone count how many times he said "ohh my godd"?! lol

it was a cute lil game tho... i had something like that recently... PvT... while i made the dude believe he's takin out my base w/ his tanks/vultures/marines i had another base w/ just 2 gateways, stargate and a buuuunch of DT's... killed his comsat n that was the end of him...

the first thing anyone should learn about starcraft is NEVER underestimate ANYONE! True story!

[e3xdubb]

I counted @ least 14... haha

[atla18]

i did that. i played a match against a friend of mine and when he took my main i had rebuilt all of my tech tree in another location directly above his main (he didnt scout behind his main) and he massed everything for an expo at 8 oclock that he thought had become my main and as he did DT's got dropped in his supply depots, carriers went at his natural and goon/zealot pounded at his front door.

[keef920]

idiot toss obviously just practiced the build alot but didn't know how to adapt, shoulda been more aggressive from the proxy

[flashman201]

too much orgasm!!111 **vocab-wise**

[ineXx]

lol all these idiots calling you a noob.

Not a single one of these people commenting would have a chance in a game of starcraft

Pretty strange to hear your voice before you puberty vocal change though lol

[amaizinglink24]

lol, that was both funny and good commentary, GJ, and wow, my solutes to the Z erg player for not giving up

[XjyujX]

ummm you bad at this

[Noobslayerk]

you said "Jew G"

and your were WAY over dramatic

[CommanderTyphoon]

i don't undestand what you are saying, learn to speak english idiot

[ytdood]

He`s a puber, what`d you expect, his diction and verbal orgasm = no sex for him. EVER :D

[ironfangs1234]

why would u make a vid if ur a noob n u cant speak english

[escorpiojosue]

Noob :)

[Mpaka]

Just Noob Protos ... No 2 expand .... no units.Lame

[staircapades]

where do you get this replay =o

[megadeth6660]

looks like transport yeah transport

[maxmight2]

Nice commentary ^_^ but i think the overall result of the gameplay was luck to the Zerg player lol ^_^

[yousucks10]

and uer a noob

[yousucks10]

nerd

[trigalg693]

Lol they're both pretty noob.

[Rhineville]

Not ZEE-lot, ZEHL-luht

Zealot.

[genlgenl]

your not a bizzard guy fucken wannabe

[Chinlc]

never knew cannon rush took 15mins... O_o...

[NoobsGetOwned4Life]

Stop saying omg u sound like a retard jerking off and ur a kid thats playing starcraft... pathetic. Id rather get better playing with the computers and post a better video for us to watch... It wasted 7 minutes of my life. and both players sucked ass i bet i can handle both of them...

[mjolnier8]

couple things, stop saying omg dude, gets pretty annoying... but at least theres commentating in it... that cannon rush needed to expand more into the zerg base and hit the extractor, no gas and zerg is in trouble

[stabbedintheback123]

Scrubbage.

[deejflat]

no one said GG.

[chinter]

cannon rush needs to take out gas.

zerg with no gas = gg

[pikachupwnsU]

couple things.

it isn't zeelot it's zealot.

and you couldn't be more annoying if you tried.

[rightarmer]

one final thing to spaz at u about.. u kno u said that the 2 reavers is anti attack? lets say... he sent guardians.. u may say lol wtf just get corsairs to attack.. BUUUUUT toooo late gg no more cannon rush move up no need for overlords and just keep moving up with hydras protecting guardians

[rightarmer]

this sucks

ok lets say that 1 zealot could own 1 hydra why the fuck did blue run back?

number 2

wtf.... 1 cnnon at home? he wasnt doing shit at home he shuda been getting dragoons or more reavers w/e to attack him so...

number 3

thats sooo dumb to have that reaver there -.- just get a shuttle drop the reaver and kick ass drones

finally blue is a nubshit for just getting corsairs.. no ground attack units except just 1 zealot and blocked off reavers soo

ITS OBV THAT U TOLD THEM WTF TO DO!!

[klawzee]

1. Drones + 1 Hydra > 1 Zealot

2. Can kill a good number of lings if some pass by.

3. Can kill a bunch of Hydras with 1 scarab if Zerg tries to break out.

4. Both of them are. xD

[horsefrankinator]

that wasn't a cannon rush.

[nowandforever117]

yeah blue should of pushed with cannons cause green had nothing in the beginning.... wasted that choke.... lol this game wasn't too exciting.... i could of saw that coming

[Pohaku207]

wow blues tarted i would mass expand... and go carriers if you want to win for reals... that why he didnt win... thats one of the queerest moves ever...

[Grislythrone]

wow kid, u state the obvious way to much " OMG! OMG! GREEN IS ATTACKING!!!!" your an idiot