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  • Future headline: "Pastor Arrested For Public Indecency"

    Or ... whatever that is in German.

  • An absolute embarassment to the Christian faith. We need to pray for this delusional, stupid, attention-seeking soul.

  • go easy on him, he's great entertainment. and that's all he is.

  • WEEEEEEELL, DANG! I pee sittin'-"personal" reasons-Snicker! Hmmm... When my son was 2-he pee'd past the length of my 70's Grand Prix! I suppose that's manly! But I know some gals who can pee standing. I'm sooo confuuused...

  • Has anyone given this guy the memo that the Judeo-Christian God more than likely did not speak Shakespearian English?

  • This guy hasn't the slightest clue about Germany, nor does his wife. I've lived in Germany and know what he's referring to, albeit erroneously. German toilets (at least the older ones) have a "shelf" in the back and the hole to flush out the "piss" in the front - opposite to the US. One can only imagine. A German friend of mine had a sign over his toilet that read, "Hier pinkeln nur Frauen im Stehen, wenn überhaupt (Only women pee standing up, if at all). It's a common courtesy, not a "law!" :)

  • Exegesis FAIL!!! He's grossly mishandling the Word of God here.

  • so i actually talked to this guy. steven anderson is his name . and he said to me that if im not a part of his church than im dammed . if im a calvinist , im dammed . this man is totally ignorant of what the word says

  • Will I still go to heaven if I take a bog sitting down?

    (Concerned parishiner)

  • This man is blaspheming the Holy Spirit in his "preaching" on speaking in tongues. The bible says there is no forgiveness for him in this life or the next. I hope I'm wrong... but yea.... Good job exposing this man. He should not preach anymore, he needs to just read and pray... I don't like to touch a subject like this...

  • @WeaversBeam Blaspheming the holy spirit is not accepting Jesus as Lord and Savior. This man is just downright ignorant. I pray he wakes up.

  • what a dumbass wtf...

  • Right on

  • this is that person that was tasered along the border because he rufused to have his car searched.

  • o.O Ummm? what's the point?

  • I'm peeing against the wall right now!!! Amen brother, preach it!

  • amen

    

  • Poor topic!!

  • In Canada, we piss agianst the snow bank. Where are we going?

  • I like to pee laying on my back.

  • But what a minute. When I defecate, I often times pee! Now, is this alright? Or should I hold it and then stand to pee. All kidding aside, friends follow Christ not this false teacher.

  • This is the best preaching since ´´eat da poo poo´´.

  • @bopp9 I saw that one. Bazzar

  • I'v been to Germany and saw no signs preventing me from pissing while standing up.

  • They don't want people to piss standing up in certain places because of sanitary reasons. When you stand piss has a tendancy to splatter. My wife hates for me and my boys to piss cause it splaterrs over the toilet. I understand where this guy is coming from but the title of this video is very appropriate.

  • Did this guy miss the point that all the ones who "pisseth against the wall" were slain? I bet it was by a woman who was tired of cleaning it up. Elah should have had a "we aim to please, you aim too, please" sign over the toilet and maybe Zimri would have left him and his pissers alone.

  • @greyechophoto I know! God didn't say 'everyone that pisseth against a wall ... he's a respectable individual' NO He said I AM GOING TO DESTROY THEM. How shall we EDUCATE this stupid preacher.

  • 0 is your number of brain cells.

  • I use a NASB, but don't tell this guy that!

  • Not sure whether to like this for the stupidity or dislike this for the idiocy.

  • Hhahahahahaha wow I didn't know there were toilets back then, I didn't think men had a choice

  • Who is this guy?

  • This is the first honest title iv came across in a while! I got what I came for.

  • What the hell is this? LOL this makes no sense at all! This is the most hilarious thing everr!! "A man needs to be a man! Not a male!!"

  • Perhaps he was in the women's bathroom?

  • Shut up...you make no sense. Read your bible...

  • I've been to Germany at least 4 times, and I've NEVER seen a sign that banned men from peeing while standing! This guy must have been to the "other" Germany.

  • Seems like he's hung up on Old English (1611) slang. He doesn't seem to bright. Did this guy find a time machine, & it shorted-out, and he's in a warp ?

  • hahhahahahhahahahhahha

  • This is why you have to learn from a hebrew mindset to understand IDIOMS used in the scriptures.

  • good preacher

  • 1CORINTHIANS 2:3-5. I came to you in weakness and fear, and with much trembling. My message and my preaching were not with wise and persuasive words, but with a demonstration of the Spirit's power, so that your faith might not rest on men's wisdom, but on God's power.

  • @HolySpiritdisciple What? This ridiculous little bigot is preaching at the same intellectual level as St Paul? Hilarious.

    And this "holy spirit" of yours? Is this the thing that chooses to cure toothaches at church meetings and yet also freely chooses not to heal famine victims in Africa? That freely chose not to stop the holocaust etc. Because, if it is, then it clearly cannot be of God and must be evil to work in such an immoral way. Either that or a hysterical delusion?

  • Of course while we are laughing at this idiot we have to bear in mind that he has also been quoted as saying that Christians are commanded by God to exterminate sodomites. Sodomites apparently breed through child molestation and have no natural predators. All the great people in the OT like Jehosephat cleansed their kingdoms of sodomites. Not quite so funny now, eh guys? It sound particularly odd from somebody asserting his masculinity in this way. Reckon he's a closet case?

  • The hilarious thing is, he is actually defending the very people who, his text says, God said he is going to destroy.

  • Lenny Bruce is reborn!!!

  • Protestants have no central authority that's why their ideas are so way ward towards to the bathroom.

  • " the editors of the NIV pee sitting down."

    What are the odds that those words would ever be uttered in succession?

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  • potty training 101 in the bible : ) lol ... now i've heard it all .

  • They didn't want them standing up cos they're always hammered and splash everywhere.

  • I've been to Germany and I peed standing up. yay!

  • This IS bad, but, sadly, I have heard worse.

  • Well , a preacher that talketh bollocks is not a rare thing

  • I'm sorry i'm going to have to comment again. he also needs a king james controversy book aswell

  • somebody needs to buy him a webster's dictionary for christmas

  • Worst. Sermon. Ever.

  • a man that "pisseth against the nearest wall" has an arogant sense of entitlement and treats other with contempt, as asset to get what they want. common among drug addicts and alcoholics. A user, both meanings.

    David and his men gave Nabel's house security but Nabel would not feed them when they needed food.

    Jeroboam, Baasha and Ahab tried to use God in this way and were severely punished for it.

    1 Sam 25:22,34 1Kings 14:10, 16:11, 21:21, 2Kings 9:8

  • Eemo he certainly does have issues. Perhaps tho folk will rush out and by the Authorised version if the Bible to see if he's right. He must've been stuck for a topic for hit sermon. One other point he held up the Bible and said that the words of Jesus Christ were true. To me he had it open at the O. T which was written before the birth of Christ. Also Jesus is quoted in the N. T. He didn't write any of it

  • Do you think he has issues????

  • I bet his wife pees standing up too. All over him.

  • this preacher needs to "check" himself... I have NEVER heard this preached...

  • Fuck yeahhhhhhhhhh

  • Love is about love, and Christianity is about Christianity...part historical, part fabrication, part borrowed mythology, and full of male pompousity and power-mongering. A strange brew.

  • christianity is about love not hate. please go fuck yourself

  • He was angry

  • lmao. dumbass. all christians are dumb.

  • @baileysababy6 that's not "all' Christians... Some just approach the lifestyle a wrong way...They live it the way they think they should

  • What about when you're taking a HUGE dump and a small amount of pee comes out? Does that mean you're going to hell? :o

  • At the end, it sounds like he's hell bound (pardon the pun) to piss against as many walls as possible when he goes back to Germany. Godspeed! Make us proud! I'm clearly not a man, since I sometimes pee sitting down. Please Jeebus have mercy on me!

  • If man is 5...if man is 5...if man is 5...

    Then the devil is 6...then the devil is 6....then the devil is 6...the devil is 6...

    And if the devil is 6: Then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7!!!

    Excuse while i go 'pisseth' against the nearest wall. And sorry, preacher monkey--how you piss isn't going to affect whether you get into Heaven or not, if it exists. Sorry, bro.

  • When this man speaks about numbers in the Bible (that can be significant) he refers to chapters and verses. The classification of the Bible texts into chapters and verses has been added by scholars many, many hundreds of years after those texts were given to us by God, and are as such not a part of the text itself. They can therefore have no theological meaning. Besides, the whole attitude of this man is arrogant and ungodly. Conclusion: should this man be a pastor ?

  • This guy is dumber than a post ehm, a manure pile. I grew up in Germany: there is NO law that you can't pee standing up. It's simply a request to be courteous and not spill anything on the toilet bowl. Hygiene !! So others can use the facility after. Duh. I have yet to see a "sitting urinal", lololl What an uneducated moron this guy is. Praise the looo-rrrrdy.

  • I sit down to pee sometimes...in the morning I am tired smoking a joint and sometimes its nice to sit while doing both...in germany a sign says NO PEEING STANDING UP? I have lived in Germany...men stand up to piss all the time in Germany...ur insane and I guess your wife is a nut as well...and i doubt she is FROM germany...maybe parents were german.

  • Oh god I thought I heard the worst preacher ever earlier this year at a conference I went to. Clearly I was wrong.

  • Lmfao yeah cus the problem with America is that Obama likes to sit on the toilet when he takes a dump. This guy is more of a comedian than a preacher

  • Wtf does peeing have to do with ur manhood or even ur relationship with God? I mean really this guy is just wow he doesn't even know what matters anymore

  • WTF is this crap

  • there are signs of war and violence all over the world and this guy is worried about men sitting down to pee...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

  • 1200 pages and this ass-wipe can't find a better text to preach from? Sensationalist backwoods fuck!

  • the worst preacher ever is adolf hitler

  • My dog pisses on the wall when i take him out

  • yeah i was watching some porn last night , and i was amazed by this couple chicks pissing against a tree standing up,

  • I like this message. Wait Gotta Taketh A Piss. BRB

  • Oh of, course!  THAT'S what's wrong with America! Men don't pee standing up!!!!

    This guy should be a comedian! He makes me laugh!

  • okay let's keep this like normal people taliking with out fighting. you can say allah is a fals god but think about what that paster sayed he is not faking what ever he saw in germany it wasn't fake and do some resarch on that be for you say allah is fals god.

  • To all of you saying "He's takin it out of context" or "he doesn't know scripture" he seems to know it better than you lol.

    1 Samuel 25:22 So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

    thats just one example

  • This is what a preacher sounds like when he actually believes the bible and wants to speak the ENTIRE THING without taking anything out.

  • Who says pisseth anyways? , it's not even a real word , there's literally a red squiggly line under it to tell me it's not a real word

  • Wow, worst sermon I have ever heard.

  • this is not preaching its criticism and thanks for letting us know how you pee. has nothing to do with anything. highly doubt anyone got saved by this sermon.

  • This is intresting this paster just find this teching in the bible. but this teching it was in islam long time ago.

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  • ummmm...somebody is full of piss!! lol but all seriousness, be careful how you preach brother

  • 90 people pee sitting down

  • @rmcgov00leeuedu I pee sitting down and this was still kinda funny...

  • Wgoney "Who is this guy?" You are right -- the #5 stands for grace. That's what I've always believed, also. He doesn't seem to know Scripture.

  • @bishopjwc This man thinks he is sole preacher of Biblical Truth. Scary. No wonder ppl turn away from our Christian faith, if he is what they HAVE heard b4 we try to speak with them!! Of course, God's Holy Spirit rules, not this nut!! OOO-I hope he lifts the seat!!! To you, bishopjwc, you made me lmao!!!!! What you wrote--so true!!All of it! And ending with "What a dink." YEP, I'm with ya on that!!

  • This man thinks he is sole preacher of Biblical Truth. Scary. No wonder ppl turn away from our Christian faith, if he is what they HAVE heard b4 we try to speak with them!! Of course, God's Holy Spirit rules, not this nut!! OOO-I hope he lifts the seat!!!

  • Meathead, pisseth is a British term chewing someone out, cussing them out, yelling at them, etc. Note the Old King James, that I use. What a dink.

  • All jokes aside I understood him. Amen brother.

  • @malagrow123 I hope that one day you'll come to the understanding that your god isn't real, and that the very idea of god(s) is simply the result of ignorance.

  • So the main thing wrong here is he is taking the KJV as the correct translation. The KJV was written to be read as poetry as was popular at the time. THATS why the other translations exist.

  • HAHAHA, This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Men peeing sitting down, THAT'S what's wrong with America???

  • He must focus on the gospel more not on the pissing :), we agree we piss against the wall.

  • I though he was gonna "Whip It Out!" there at the end...Lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!

    That was the craziest thing I have ever heard...... Seriously?! Are you serious ???!

  • "I will destroy him that pisseth against the wall." I guess he has a new version of the Bible - Holy Bible (International Pissy Version).

  • I hate it that sometimes I pee sitting down...especially in the morning when ur tired...sometime i am surprised when i poo a little while peeing...haha

  • ...Something tells me that this guy isn't to crazy about equality between the sexes. And I'm pretty sure that being a man is about more than standing when you piss but... I don't know, I don't wanna fulfill the false fundamentalist christian stereotype that atheist are all arrogant. 

  • The bible was written by heat-crazed desert fleas in the Bronze Age, you delusional son of a bitch. Plus, your tie is too long.

  • @VerminHerman long tie!!!he he he!

    piseth against the wall????????wat the fek?

  • Respond to this video...  Oh pleeese stop - this is awful!!!!!

  • @VerminHerman His tie is a "European" length....(Your-a-pee'n)! Ha Ha Ha!

  • @VerminHerman I'm glad you're so sure. Where's your proof?

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  • @biggypimp thank you 

  • Who allowed this guy to preach? He needs to go somewhere and sit down

  • he has a twat....and he is ashamed of it, that is why he has to prove the 'standing' up part so much.

  • Is this for real?

  • So, the next time a police officer tries to give me a ticket I'm going to be like, "Hey buddy, I'm just doin' it like the bible says." jk

  • Well, Germany's president is a woman and the Bundeskanzler(I think that translates as the federal chancellor) is a flaming homosexual so where can you go from there? Next thing you know you'll be arrested in Germany for courting a woman who didn't fancy you. Jesus Christ I've accepted the fact that this world's going to hell in a handbasket but it's what the world's becoming in the process that boggles me.

  • Wow, out of the mouth of God? lol

  • So the problem with America is that not enough men piss while standing up? And the editors of the NIV sit down while they piss? Wow this is the worst preaching ever without a doubt

  • Hmm i am curious what does this guy do when he takes a dump? Isn't it scientifically impossible to poop without peeing? What does he do the "hover dump" so he can pee standing. He must have some strong thighs

  • @neonleonification Poop without peeing?!

  • He can read I'm impressed.

  • The number 5 IS NOT the number of death, it's the number of GRACE, Grace isnt a doctrine, a theology, it's a person and his name is JESUS!!!!

  • What a pathetic tool. The only real service preachers provide is entertainment.

  • what a moron

  • @yuppycalvinist, amen!! By the way, love your name:)

  • dude, how 'bout preaching the gospel?

  • Kick him out of the pulpit lol.. "Defiantly out of context, wrong preaching!"

  • Y did toobfunnybunny reply the same thing 3 times?

  • nooooo sooo funny

  • Why is this preacher encouraging men to do something that clearly offends God? He's clearly reaching for attention by being radical and confrontational.

  • Out of context. Doesn't deserve being called a preacher

  • hmmm i see a republican!!!!!

  • From what passage is he preaching? I don't remember encountering in the Bible any passage like that

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  • This is beyond stupid.

  • number 5 is the number of GRACE !! not death !! where does he get the bible interpretation from?

  • Epic Fail...

  • this guy is beyond stoopid. he is all about him, and not about honoring God.

    and his numerology crap is just whacked.

    and his KJVO nonsense is just that--nonsense.

  • this guy is beyond stoopid. he is all about him, and not about honoring God.

    and his numerology crap is just whacked.

  • this guy is beyond stoopid. he is all about him, and not about honoring God.

  • REALLLLLLY????????/

    

  • Yup its in there...

  • Dude...what's your point!?!?!?! It doesn't matter if you pee, piss, tinkle..whatever..God wants up to follow Him, reading the Word, telling others about His great love for us.

  • i like the way he preaches

  • hahaha is this real?

  • PISS SITTING DOWN ???? OH MY DOG , I AM AFRAID I WILL BURN IN HELL !!!!!

  • No German men pee standing up!?

    Jebus Krist, no wonder they lost WW2! We can't let this happen in Amerika!!!

  • @Mineav :)

  • Who is Jebus anyway?

  • What an idiot.

    There's a difference between men & women? Really??

    Besides God did not say any of those things; the Bible was written by men.

    And he obviously has a fixation on men's genitals & urination.

    "What being a man is all about"? It's that simple... peeing standing up?

    I don't care how he pees, as long as I don't have to see it or clean up after it.

    Ditto for the President, or the editors of the books he's railing against.

  • idiot...

  • The reason why they don't want men to piss standing up is obvious to anyone who has ever use a public toilet.

    Women can now piss on as many walls their bladder will allow, thanks to the revolutionary "Shewee".

    Heck, they can even piss out the window of a moving car.

    True equality, finally.

  • How does he know the president pisses sitting down?

  • WOW..................

  • RESPECT - I HATE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - GREAT SERMON.

  • What about when your taking a poo and some pee comes out when your sitting down?

  • I am so glad he clarified that men piss on the wall and females.... "dont!"

    such a revelation to my soul.

  • A LESSON TO BE LEARNED. DON'T PREACH IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN CALLED.

  • is anyone else in this room?

  • This guy is so lame.

    

  • think everyones fallen asleep

  • WHAT'S YOUR POINT, PREACHER MAN????????? Who is this poor guy?

  • someone needs to piss in his pie hole!

  • OK, I do piss standing up. But, there are those times after a crap that, well... I'm sitting down. Am I a bisexual? Lord helpeth me to pissith upright, to be a man and take a stand!!!!

  • Context! please context. Verse has nothing to do with how a man ought to urinate.

    This is pathetic!!!!!!

  • What the heck does this have to do with the gospel ???