Gold cowboy statue tips his hat for a fee

[mariromi11]

No entiendo qué es lo gracioso

[kentuCKY1487]

ok its just a bum with some gold spray paint

[25centsapop]

id whip out my wang and look at him dead in the eyes..

[oneloverastafarri]

@25centsapop jaja holy shit i laught fer a good 10 mins

[ne0l0]

They told me I could become anything.

[seancaseo84]

Hey Mom guess what I wanna be when I grow up.......?

[tmack3501]

would've been funny if somebody came by and teabagged his azz...

[DAMMITPANDA]

Another liberal asshole,let me lay around and you give me something for nothing~

[MrShaun42088]

not every day you see a homeless man made of gold just lying around

[bluegreenprod]

@mmommy2 bluegreen productions has stellar 3D, laser, magic, lighting effects and full lineup of pro entertainment & event planning / production -- thanks! You too!

[RAPLIBRECUBANO]

pufff que flojo ni si quera se mueve com o estatua foking vagabundo

[P8riotGam3r]

Thats dudes homeless

[Danimal102306]

He just like sniffing gold paint!

[juggaloclown111]

i love when people say this is easy lol its not

[TheDullahan]

Wouldn't give him a penny. Anyone can lie still and pretend to be a statue...EXCEPT this guy...Seriously, he needs to learn to regulate his breathing.

[Shadowcontheoriginal]

John Marshton lives on.

[BlobIslandGame]

@Shadowcontheoriginal Marston*

[Shadowcontheoriginal]

@BlobIslandGame Marshton.

[Shadowcontheoriginal]

@Shadowcontheoriginal If you beat the game you know that John Marston Dies. However John Marshton lives on.

[BlobIslandGame]

@Shadowcontheoriginal Did'nt know that, I only have undead nightmare.

[Freefall224]

@Shadowcontheoriginal Actually, it's his son Jack Marston that lives on.

[Shadowcontheoriginal]

@Freefall224 Clearly. John Marshton however has nothing to do with any of this.

[Freefall224]

@Shadowcontheoriginal You are right, good sir. I was merely correcting an error concerning one of my favorite games. Is that so wrong?

[Shadowcontheoriginal]

@Freefall224 No. I also enjoyed that game. Dragging people across the desert on horseback in a rainstorm after just losing a poker tournament to the sorry bastard then watching him being splatter by the 1230 steam engine. Awesome they way they did everything. Dunno how many times my horse fell off a cliff but i loved hunting the animals in that game. I would be cool to have another game come out like that.

[MisterMarmatote]

It would suck to get a boner

[qterfly]

Dayum... You's sexie as fuqq cowboy...

[Smokie181]

why not just lay down flat on the ground. I drop in a couple rocks in his cup and make him work for rocks ahahahahaha

[masticatingmyself]

lol i guess sooner or later he'll have enough for a gram

[97alexk]

he looks like the cowboy in red redemtion

[ezekyew]

wttf ? nothing special ?

disliked...

[Toizia]

What a lazy bastard..

[Qwalkson]

it would be funny to see him get up and go to McDonalds lol

or he is on the train and he goes "alrit" XD

[wnlchu55]

omg I saw that guy in Sweden!!!

[tarjr94]

I can't imagine what it would be like to sit in one position for anymore than half an hour, anyone know how long before they get up for a break?

[ThePotatoInfestation]

@tarjr94 On average probably about an hour, I did it for 3 or so once. You start to get itchy after a while. :)

[tarjr94]

@ThePotatoInfestation lol. I can only imagine, once you get a tip and you get to move that must be an amazing feeling

[Meansnare]

he haz the best job ever

[veronica1095]

somethin tells me he looks like jonny deep

[jameswsparker]

I was just thinking that.

He shares a vast similarity with him.

Otherwise, Jonny has a new secret job; Lol.

[DRiVASiAN]

@veronica1095 it is.

[Turian100]

@veronica1095 Sounds like a porn stars name.

[thatguyinthevideo]

im handsome

[walkdru]

class

[JaysakaJollies]

Ha! That is amazing. Love it love it!!