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  •  actions speak louder than words so let me permanently ingrain these meaningless words on my skin :/

  • Wow money really did her wonders...she's so hot now on excused

  • Where's the black guy wearing a sombrero doing the BluBlockers Rap?!

  • this just shows u not to get tats if u dont have muscles. u look lame

  • iliza if you read this - call me

  • She sounds like Toby Tobuscus Turner!...xD...Jesus Christ That Was Random!

  • wearing a tatoo means "Look at me i'm stupid!"

  • gayret hunter

  • This makes tattoos look pretty stupid.

  • LOL. People should just get a tattoo that literally say stuff like: This is my birth date! This is not original! I'm a tough guy! I need attention! I'm a rebel! I'm a hoe! This is my address/phone#! I don't know what this means! I have no identity! I can't think of any other way to honor a lost family member! I belong to a clan, we do illegal activities and when the police catch us, they will know exactly what we did!
  • people are fucking idiots. they got those tattoos because they thought it was cool then they make up some lame story about how they are significant. i could care less if they just came out and said i thought it looked cool so i got it, but their idiotic explanations deserve ridicule 

  • Communism LOL! =)

  • Yooooo The morining glories girl was REAL OMG iliza is THE SHIT!!!! FUCK!!!

  • we need more people like her

  • she is a bitch

  • TRAMP. Daddy likes.

  • Her tatoo is a temporary one.People with tatoo's for the most part are missing something upstairs !

  • 4:24 "I am so hot" Yes you are.

  • hahahaah there are 7 continents!!!!

  • @TheNaskela

    Most people not from the United States count North and South America as 1. He wasn't counting Antarctica because it has no permanent population. It's a reasonable thing for him to say. He's still a dumbass though for different reasons.

  • @TheNaskela Two don't count.

  • Why do I have this tattoo? I don't know. Why do you have shoulder pads in your stupid man-suit? Mind ya fuckin' bizness bitch.

  • LOL Iliza nailed it ! THE TRAMP STAMP ! :D :D :D <3 always <3 u girl =)

  • She needs a nice protein tattoo on her back - of a map of hawaii.

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  • "you dont have to do it alone" lmaooo

  • Very funny Lady!

    Thanks for posting.

  • love her tramp stamp...

    classic ending

  • she's my age

  • you can say im a bad person i masterbate all the time

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  • so HOOOT!

  • Why do so many crazy girls come from Dallas?

  • If you want to enjoy the rest of your day without needing to relieve the liquid coming out of your butthole... DON'T EET PIZZA AT VENICE BEACH BOARDWALK !!

    Just a fair warning, kidz...

  • The ending was awesome.

  • I love how she fakes not having any idea what they're talking about.

    "It's a marijuana leaf."

    "...what does that mean?"

  • she uses the second woman in her stand up

  • @efagels Yeshhhh

  • 1:30 BORAT ROFL

  • cinamoroller...uh huh? lol funny video.

  • im one of the whitest woman in america despite being half cherokee believe it or not...

    people who make up ancestry suffer from inferiority complex because they are not proud of being who they really are. so sad.

    the most annoying people are those who brag to be something which they really are not.

  • wow when they were talkin bout the acton speacks louder then words i thougth masturbation too

  • its Venice Beach and no skateboards...

    why don't i see skateboards?!

  • douchebaggery is universal LMAO

  • "The five-pointed star represents People"! Holy crap -- do the editors of this clip realize that the guy just declared that he's a gang member?

  • "Why do you have a weed tattoo?" Because he likes weed. That way when the cops show up there's no misunderstanding. :)

  • "So does that mean you love skulls so much that you got that tattooed?"

  • when ma mom was a teenager, her & her friends went clubbing, & @ 3-in-the-morning, thy all decided 2 get a tatoo. thy walk into the place, drunk off their asses, & ths huge fat chick was on the table & the tatoo guy was giving her a tatoo on her ass. thy walk in, the guys so startled tht his hand smears his work & the chicks ass starts 2 bleed. tht was the end of my mom's tatoo wish. true story. her words, not mine.

  • if i were a tattoo... i wood be on u lliza... rite @ the door of heaven... kp her shaved.

  • was that alexis saying close to your heart

  • yep

  • five stars for doing this and then ending it like that lol though it may just be a water tattoo

  • Great vid! I was about to get a tattoo, second guessing it now.

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