LOL. People should just get a tattoo that literally say stuff like: This is my birth date! This is not original! I'm a tough guy! I need attention! I'm a rebel! I'm a hoe! This is my address/phone#! I don't know what this means! I have no identity! I can't think of any other way to honor a lost family member! I belong to a clan, we do illegal activities and when the police catch us, they will know exactly what we did!
people are fucking idiots. they got those tattoos because they thought it was cool then they make up some lame story about how they are significant. i could care less if they just came out and said i thought it looked cool so i got it, but their idiotic explanations deserve ridicule
Most people not from the United States count North and South America as 1. He wasn't counting Antarctica because it has no permanent population. It's a reasonable thing for him to say. He's still a dumbass though for different reasons.
If you want to enjoy the rest of your day without needing to relieve the liquid coming out of your butthole... DON'T EET PIZZA AT VENICE BEACH BOARDWALK !!
when ma mom was a teenager, her & her friends went clubbing, & @ 3-in-the-morning, thy all decided 2 get a tatoo. thy walk into the place, drunk off their asses, & ths huge fat chick was on the table & the tatoo guy was giving her a tatoo on her ass. thy walk in, the guys so startled tht his hand smears his work & the chicks ass starts 2 bleed. tht was the end of my mom's tatoo wish. true story. her words, not mine.
actions speak louder than words so let me permanently ingrain these meaningless words on my skin :/
moviedude22 2 weeks ago
Wow money really did her wonders...she's so hot now on excused
ETube37 2 months ago
Where's the black guy wearing a sombrero doing the BluBlockers Rap?!
XsweetxsacraficeX 2 months ago
this just shows u not to get tats if u dont have muscles. u look lame
skooobz 3 months ago
iliza if you read this - call me
emcee1337 3 months ago 3
She sounds like Toby Tobuscus Turner!...xD...Jesus Christ That Was Random!
abel4691 3 months ago
wearing a tatoo means "Look at me i'm stupid!"
Twostones00 3 months ago
gayret hunter
Speedosify 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Iliza has a show called "The Weakly News" that's funny as hell! YouTube it. I promise you all will like it.
rdrgzrobert 4 months ago
This makes tattoos look pretty stupid.
incrowdcynic 5 months ago 4
OmarAttacks 5 months ago
people are fucking idiots. they got those tattoos because they thought it was cool then they make up some lame story about how they are significant. i could care less if they just came out and said i thought it looked cool so i got it, but their idiotic explanations deserve ridicule
joeratti 5 months ago
Communism LOL! =)
syderwarp 6 months ago
Yooooo The morining glories girl was REAL OMG iliza is THE SHIT!!!! FUCK!!!
VirginiaTagz 7 months ago
we need more people like her
JamesianDGAF 7 months ago
she is a bitch
datniggarobb623 9 months ago
TRAMP. Daddy likes.
milesbennettdyson 11 months ago
Her tatoo is a temporary one.People with tatoo's for the most part are missing something upstairs !
demmylowther 1 year ago
4:24 "I am so hot" Yes you are.
khazal12 1 year ago 6
hahahaah there are 7 continents!!!!
TheNaskela 1 year ago
@TheNaskela
Most people not from the United States count North and South America as 1. He wasn't counting Antarctica because it has no permanent population. It's a reasonable thing for him to say. He's still a dumbass though for different reasons.
TheHawthorneAbendsen 1 year ago
@TheNaskela Two don't count.
humanills 11 months ago
Why do I have this tattoo? I don't know. Why do you have shoulder pads in your stupid man-suit? Mind ya fuckin' bizness bitch.
maximusdecimus888 1 year ago
LOL Iliza nailed it ! THE TRAMP STAMP ! :D :D :D <3 always <3 u girl =)
Cnupoc 1 year ago
She needs a nice protein tattoo on her back - of a map of hawaii.
bruhe 1 year ago
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86AAO 1 year ago
"you dont have to do it alone" lmaooo
TheAnime23 1 year ago
Very funny Lady!
Thanks for posting.
phil2856 1 year ago
love her tramp stamp...
classic ending
1brysonvaleros 1 year ago
she's my age
DSkehan2004 1 year ago
you can say im a bad person i masterbate all the time
IonDeity 1 year ago
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IonDeity 1 year ago
so HOOOT!
imgonnaRockyoAss 1 year ago
Why do so many crazy girls come from Dallas?
reebokj18 1 year ago
If you want to enjoy the rest of your day without needing to relieve the liquid coming out of your butthole... DON'T EET PIZZA AT VENICE BEACH BOARDWALK !!
Just a fair warning, kidz...
DancingSpiderman 1 year ago
The ending was awesome.
TheOJDrinker 1 year ago
I love how she fakes not having any idea what they're talking about.
"It's a marijuana leaf."
"...what does that mean?"
pryan37bb 1 year ago
she uses the second woman in her stand up
efagels 1 year ago
@efagels Yeshhhh
HyperactiveEmoGirl 1 year ago
1:30 BORAT ROFL
MrPhukface 1 year ago
cinamoroller...uh huh? lol funny video.
cmescal 1 year ago
im one of the whitest woman in america despite being half cherokee believe it or not...
people who make up ancestry suffer from inferiority complex because they are not proud of being who they really are. so sad.
the most annoying people are those who brag to be something which they really are not.
xXBlackxRebelXx 1 year ago
wow when they were talkin bout the acton speacks louder then words i thougth masturbation too
slaysdemons9 1 year ago
its Venice Beach and no skateboards...
why don't i see skateboards?!
mabro131 1 year ago
douchebaggery is universal LMAO
spinemelter2000 2 years ago 64
"The five-pointed star represents People"! Holy crap -- do the editors of this clip realize that the guy just declared that he's a gang member?
anjiaoshi 2 years ago
"Why do you have a weed tattoo?" Because he likes weed. That way when the cops show up there's no misunderstanding. :)
dietrichian 2 years ago 41
"So does that mean you love skulls so much that you got that tattooed?"
sprtrmp88keys 2 years ago 4
when ma mom was a teenager, her & her friends went clubbing, & @ 3-in-the-morning, thy all decided 2 get a tatoo. thy walk into the place, drunk off their asses, & ths huge fat chick was on the table & the tatoo guy was giving her a tatoo on her ass. thy walk in, the guys so startled tht his hand smears his work & the chicks ass starts 2 bleed. tht was the end of my mom's tatoo wish. true story. her words, not mine.
Cinamoroller 2 years ago 3
if i were a tattoo... i wood be on u lliza... rite @ the door of heaven... kp her shaved.
antoine007n369p 2 years ago 3
was that alexis saying close to your heart
ilizashlesingerrocks 2 years ago 2
yep
Xoich 2 years ago
five stars for doing this and then ending it like that lol though it may just be a water tattoo
archivesbc 2 years ago 4
Great vid! I was about to get a tattoo, second guessing it now.
kidkaibosh 2 years ago 2