Clitter!

[TeamMagique]

133 Mormons saw this video

[PopKultured]

Heh. Cuntfetti.



[rosalielove11]

LMAO! This is so good hahahaha

[SarasOdds]

Clitter turned my yeast infection... Into... Um... It's worse.

[Gorgronzola]

2 things, when he laughs after "glitter babies" and my favorite "YAY!BIA" lmmfao

[EconAtheist]

Normally I can't stand Cracked, but that made me laugh.

[MandiJayneStrange]

...Was that Swaim from Cracked?

[princessem1981]

@MandiJayneStrange I think it's one of the girls from the Cracked vids, too..

[angstyDarko]

lmao yaybiaaa!

[jewfro212121]

wait....sooo this isnt a real product?

[yarpyarp85]

ha the guy laughing at the end credits.... 1:43

[Ditzykinz]

What did i just watch

[mestisnewfound]

so someone bought the 24 inch double sided dildo just for this video.... who ended up keeping it?

[savagerubio]

So if you use this your babies will come out as vampires?

[TheMentalTreehouse]

Yay, I want sparkle babies

[MrLinkyXD]

Clitter turned my yeast infection into a jewel collection.

[TheVesperExperience]

Yaybia

[braybeans36]

i wonder what dumb fuck has actually tried to buy this shit....

[CrzyEX]

and just like that I'm gay...

[GraigJ2008]

Oh my fucking god...



[gunitekored]

i love this!!!!!

[ITuMT]

i love how he laughed when he said sparkle babies

[ginapoof]

...and that is how a vampire is born.

[yaymelolboo]

lol... cock lights.... =D

[littleSayuri]

now i know why edward sparkles

[imahalfeatencheese]

@littleSayuri Win

[kittyo9]

YAYbia!!!

[shittyfagg]

cocklights? Cant think of a good use, but i want one.

[ClaytonChan]

lmao, i love how after he says Sparkle Babies, you hear him laugh a little after lol

[Perbear213]

Clit-on, apply directly to the clitoris!

[persephoneo]

123 people have not tried Clitter yet.

[therachelol]

and that my friends is how vampire babies are born.

[1stepklosr]

I love how you can hear the narrator start to laugh.

[punkrockzoie]

clitter kids? lmao

[92cosmicgirl]

So what's the number?

[chockid]

I always wanted sparkle babies.

[jbobom]

hahahahahahahahahaha

ha

[hellryza]

o.O

[Plankton555]

wait wat?

[kelseylucas00]

michael swaim?

[nittlegrasper1]

Fabulous herpes XD OHGOD

[YoSquashy]

is this a Cracked video?

[crus8ers]

is this where vampires come from ?? O_o

[laurierchick11]

clitter kids! Starting them young, eh?

[mrdragonfly69]

so thats how edwrd from twilight was created....

[wharfreek]

using this while pregnant could result on giving birth to a lame-ass vampire.

[KandaYu1421]

I bet Ke$ha buys this by the truckload.

[Hektotron]

I laughed the hardest at "Those aren't muskets!" I think I might be a trekkie. :(

[Gasolinepenguin]

THAT WAS SWAIN!!!!!!!

[MrLinkyXD]

Fabulous_Looking Herepes FTW

[VooDooXII]

I love how he laughs when he says "sparkle babies."

[FickleFairy02]

I want a sparkle baby :(

[toxikhiro]

Sparkle babies seems like a definite bonus.

[Razor1262]

WTF you can wear it to a BLACK HISTORY MUSEUM? A bit too specific

[HillOverkill]

I love how they predicted Vagazling

[Jessicanana89]

Meh, I like cuntfetti better.

[msbae]

LOL @ Sparkle Babies...

[roostercrowe1]

Now if they could only combine the "Splitter" and "Spitter" products ... hummmm.

[roostercrowe1]

Frickin' Hillarious! I laughed my ass off then almost fell out of this chair! I needed that laugh. Thanks Clitter! You sparkle-up my night.

[Gargomon251]

I would like to know what that "critter" product is for...

[RandomPath]

she DOES have a droopy ol' puss

[YukinoBau]

"boy, what a trip"

[calumisdead]

SCIENCE FACTORY.

[luxvoyager1111]

my favorite part comes @ 0:54

[luxvoyager1111]

LMAO @ "cocklights"

[groomgroom12345]

LMAOOOOOO

JEWEL COLLECTION

LMFFFAOOOOOO

[doingrings]

114 people havent got their hole yet lol

[maomao200]

Lebanese deli

Science factory

Rainbows?

[sanguinaryheart]

I love that he almost lost it after he said "sparkle babies" xD

[backflipperfmx]

113 people didnt use clitter

[StarTrekAbridged]

Spock and Kirk use the application wand on eachother

[linux750]

Swaim is a comic genius.

[shiftydriggyIzy]

twilight vampire are sparkle babys:D

they dont show it coz there ashamed there parents used clitter during s3xXD

[stephiesquirrel]

this is probably the best AND worst youtube video I have ever seen. WELL DONE!

fabulous looking herpes!

[klientastic]

LABIA.....TO YAYBIA!



[s0cialcha0s]

I love the fact that the narrator almost loses it and cracks up after saying "Sparkle Babies?" Outstanding..

[s0cialcha0s]

I love the fact that the narrator almost loses it and cracks up after saying "Sparkle Babies?" Outstanding...

[gooseyfroote]

Rainbows?

[MacHamish]

Hahaha!

[Loafaeralus]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mad props to the ladies who acted in this ad! Love women with a sense of humour! :D

[EmoZdarkpain]

this is how the vampires in twilight are made. DAMN YOU TO HELL CLITTER!

[stripysocks7]

@TheBurningDonut Haha, the butt of sex jokes.

[macbros]

ROFLAO!!

[kevstaz]

LOLLL!!! this made my life! hahah 

[TheHollywoodHeart]

I want a sparkle baby!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

[workpleasecomeon]

i love how he started to laugh when reading the side effects

[intoxsik]

haha, the narrator cracked up after saying "sparkle babies"

[Ninatheyoukai]

Two things:

OMG Swaim with the glitter on his mouth cracked me up!

And there should be a whole video about sparkle babies.

[flymarvin]

Medazzelers

[TheBurningDonut]

Oh man it's refreshing to see women get made fun of in sexual situations for once!

So often it's the MAN who's the butt of sex jokes these days to see the woman is awsome!

Ive allways felt bad that women are afraid to talk about the problems they have "down there" and every girl friend I've ever had Ive allways tryed to react to thing as an adult...

BUT I will LAUGH MY ASS OFF at this! A joke about something OTHER than the guy!

HA HA HA VIGINAS ARE GROSS HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

[FASCANTRON]

There's a still frame of this in some video that swaim posted on cracked. saw it forever ago, but never saw this until now

[chaosfood]

Hey, its Wikipedia!

[greymatterstome]

at a Lebanese deli?!



[ilovestyx22]

yeast infection into a jewel collection haha ew

[atreyujuggalo666]

and ...COCKLIGHTS

[halieccboo]

LMAO

[BobbieMcgee]

Cuntfetti sounds amazing

[MrKiller7001]

cuntfetti

[konnichiwaizze]

SPARKLE BABIES?

[CellarX76]

@konnichiwaizze Twilight: Origins.

[tigrbny1]

@konnichiwaizze that's where Twilight came from!

[sweetxrapturedxlight]

@konnichiwaizze Even the announcer started to laugh when he spoke that line.

[anastasiasproull]

YAYBIA!

[jaden596]

......... RESULT IN SPARKLE BABYS!!!!!!!

Rotflol

[SanePsychotic]

Whenever I have a bad day, I watch this. It makes everything worth it.

[RinoaZelda]

Clitter Kids....ROFL.

[hhsdance94]

they should make this for males. Cause it's not like they are all flashy and amazing looking down there. 

[xxDarkstreamxx]

@hhsdance94 rofl. thats true.

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

I want cocklights!

[xbrat1196]

@JakeandElwoodBlues same here

[Accipiter22]

my girlfriend has an easy application wand in her dresser....but I can't find where she keeps the clitter. hmmm

[SuperFantasticFox]

I cannot unsee.

[Obituary1306]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[trulyinfemous]

best thing happened when i used clitter... FABULOUS LOOKING BABIES

[MrMolineux]

@trulyinfemous Fabulous looking Herpies and may result in sparkly babies.

[nikkieup14]

warning: the use of clitter might result in sparkel babies!

hahahahahahahahahahahha

classic :)

[pred10122]

HAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH Clitter kids. you guys are fucking disgusting

[DaigoMoustache]

I love how the announcer laughs a bit at the end. Good stuff.

[OtakuShindiiHang]

LMFAO!! XD

[babyjacqbox]

That poor girl!!

I LOL'd so hard. Glitter babies! XD

[boxheadsfilms]

1:20

[THELICHKINGSBOO]

Lmfao



[Mayokitty7]

"Jewel collection"

BWAHAHAHAHA

[dlofasho]

It turned my yeast infection into a JEWEL COLLECTION!

[MajorMatthias]

Clitter Kids <3

[trevormac77]

droopy old puss, lol. *BARF*

[likingthecorner]

I spat out my banana nut bread when she said "Yaybia!"

[RainKissedRukia]

Sparkle babies!!!!!!

[xxbabiiloz12xx]

LOL!

[whatevarrr]

clitter turned my yeast infection into a jewel collection!

[Icedude55]

:O I bet Justin Bieber would LOVE this stuff!

[machome88]

this is not funny....

[catz72396]

may cause sparkle babies....

neat

[Mardigraz718]

OMFG! This has my head pounding....

[coolbeans8008]

I rarely go WTF... But WTF at 1:33

Clitter Kids?

[mrshope2007]

This is like my most favourite clip in the whole world have watched it like ten times and still cant stop laughing ;0)

[MissBlackVelvet]

LOL That's how Ke$ha was conceived!

[0blinkie0]

It tuned my labia into YAY-bia! Lololol

[Tinkizzonfire]

Sparkle babies! hahah 

[75VWhippy]

Sparkle Babes!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahah

[msmamba]

i'm pretty sure you mean "vulva" and not "vagina"

[PerfectGlitch]

Sparkle babies always makes me laugh the hardest, especially because the narrator laughs as well.

[SnowMonkeyXRebel]

"Using clitter while pregnant may result in sparkle barbies." XD EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!

[XMaskedMagicianFanX]

This is from AOTS.

[PerfectGlitch]

@XMaskedMagicianFanX No, this is from Those Aren't Muskets. Which most... awesomely includes Michael Swaim, AS SEEN ON CRACKED.

[Rawrzellers]

Twlight fans would eat this shit up if it was real. Because their vagina could look exactly like edwards.

[craigridleyUK]

@Rawrzellers It is real lol! Not so sure if its like that but I've heard you can get stick on jewels...:/

[Rawrzellers]

@craigridleyUK that's called Vaggazeled :3

[destroyer1187]

@Rawrzellers zing!

[invadercorren]

@Rawrzellers Major fucking burn!

[AmberOfTheDead]

@Rawrzellers My thoughts exactly!

[danossantanos]

one of the funniest vids out hahah love it

[ginabunny10]

lol

[webbugt]

lol @ cockligthts

[goldieken]

That is SO funny - must get some for the missus!

[jeffappleby85]

HAHAHAHA, im pretty sure that was the best thing i have ever seen!

[Legsconnectedtowut]

Show off your vagina in a Lebanese Deli!!

Wait, there are Lebanese Delis??

Side effects may include fabulous looking herpes. Lolololololol

[daniethebeautiful]

I want some cock lights

[wkamarinn1]

LMAO when he taps the window with a bat.

[xsultrysongstress79x]

Clitter kids? OH GOD, I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS OKAY?!

[EMOPRITTYGIRL]

lmfao

[USMC1989semperfi]

lmfao

[SenorBivins]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[admiralsugarpie]

Yaybia!!!

[mistyw49686]

RODFLMFAO

[CocoPuffs8D]

lol "using clitter while pregnat may result in sparkle babies"

xD

[benjabean1]

1:13 #LOL

[jenniferrrrrrrrrr]

hahhahhaha

[ComeDanceWithMe]

LOL funniest thing

[sexcswedelad]

hahahahaha i want some cock lites NOW ! hahahahaha . this is ACE ! :D

[EnoFrisk]

For best results apply Clitter after using the anal bleaching kit.

[MegaBlackDays]

SPARKLE BABIES!

[kingkilla57]

actually if u listen closely after he says may result in sparkle babies the narrator actually laughs a little bit himself

[stgm]

I loved the part after he kicks her out and taps the bat on the window.

[GT4604]

APPLICATION WAND

[Atlam79]

Yeak okay then....

[clortizael]

the application wand is the best! haha . btw dude is hot! more of him please!!!

[daysofinspiration222]

YAY-bia, Cuntfetti and cocklights!

[onenighttemptres]

Sparkle babies!

[UsernameRogen1978]

Fucking awful acting

[RockLobsta23]

@UsernameRogen1978 its supposed to be.