Noni Hazlehurst reads "Go the Fuck to Sleep".

[sneakypreacher]

I was introduced to this book by none other than the drummer for the rock band Motley Crue. In turn, I done a Youtube search to see if the book in question was actually "real". And here I stumble across this BEAUTIFUL reading of it! Great video! Thanks for the upload!

[SnuggiesandLove]

my mom this book for christmas :)

[harleygirl1898]

you are funny

[Irenfyr]

been there, done that lololol

[SuperNathan90]

Still sounds like she is reading for playschool.. lol

[TheJayg13]

"How come you can do all this other great shit but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?" HILARIOUS!!! never heard Noni swear but this is awesome!

[Balthic]

She articulates it much better than Samuel L. Jackson. Jackson's version is just too over-the-top.

[Utgangen]

It's like playschool for adults. FUCK YEAH!!

[michellerounds]

awesome !!! love it - Noni is the best !!!

[ryotingpriests]

Holy shit, this is amazing!

[tylerjames24108]

I thought I was gonna lose respect for Noni upon hearing her say the "F" word but this was HILARIOUS!!

[kyteecat78]

LOLOL, funny AS! HAHAHA, so true too....sometimes my kids do all the things she describes!!

[PoohBaby10288518]

i swear i just bought this bought this book and i dnt even have kids rommflmao

[rosalielove11]

What the fuck Noni

[xXmuffinmuncher]

who publish's a book like dis LMAOOOO

[jesselovelyred]

like how she gets all into it

[sammieb913]

that was bloody awesome! good work noni, your an aussie legend :)

[xReventonx]

It's 1:48am and just watched this while im in bed ready to sleep, quite nice to get read this story by the same person who read me stories back when I was watching play school as a kid. That was a beautiful story well read, reminds me of my childhood how she once told us stories, fantastic clip, now I'm going to go the fuck to sleep :p

[mullyguts]

Please Noni come and read me a bedtime story!

[jayhoeleven]

I pick the arched window.

[Filofication]

oi, for real, where can i get a copy?



[Kaffyboy]

The ONLY bedtime story that would put Chuck Norris to sleep!

[jimmyroe45]

Noni sucks

[GoodOnYaBuddy]

Noni you are beautiful!!! You do this so well!!!! Love your work ♥♥♥♥

[risskapow]

I remember Noni reading stories to me via Play School. Good to see she hasn't forgotten me now I've grown up :)

[lolwut990]

go to fuck to sleep!

[bedgoupbedgodown]

its so TRUE!!!

[paisleycarol]

Love it! Every parent has felt like this at sometime!! Good on you Noni it's very funny.

[tigz681]

fckn legendary! my fav story.... EVA!

[townsvillestorms]

hahaha great video and story Noni. Whilst I would not say this to my two young children, I do think it sometimes.

[whatis888]

love it,,,, soooooooooooo funny.

[SunnyKelB]

I love this!! I would so love 2 read it 2 my kids ( but won't hehe ) and having Noni reading it so unexpected - great work Noni!!

[ozitrex]

noni , I remember PS and yourself fondly. This reading has re-enforced your ability as mum and a presenter. I know we as parents wouldn't use this language towards our kids , but by god we think it at times. Again great reading.

[Pendreic]

This is the greatest video on the internets

[odrade01]

Noni is a STAR!!!!!

[SecretNinjaSociety]

I always loved her most on play school back when i was 5. I love this!

[librik1964]

OMG , loved it , you read that so well !!

LIBRIK

[solidcitizens]

Love it !! Cheers

[TalesOfKrypton]

The BEST version - sorry Samuel! :D

[MrMarkarandell]

I saw an out take video 20 yrs ago where Noni was on a train in The Sullivans and she got a breifcase down to eat vegemite sandwiches and when she opened it a dildo flopped out! Noni didn't miss a beat and just grabbed it and simulated a BJ. She hasn't changed

[murtlemcturtle]

Noni you conveyed with touching warmth the seesaw battle between fondness and frustration.Light and dark.

[OZZl3]

Only in Australia :p

[cocolouiseau]

PRICELESS!!!! LOL

[Jazalibur]

LOL its creamy

[LuzArt]

I KNOW you're not thirsty, that's bullshit.

[colinalanapatterson]

How did she keep a straight face! This is awesome!

[spogee]

This is hilarious. Absolutely brilliant!

[19Seraya93]

omg lol

[melmikeaj]

We love you, Noni - In all your guises

[AnnieB1955]

LOL!! Noni rulez!

[newy22au]

Oh the memories of Play School, Can John waters do a rendition!

[xXJarvarXx]

1 Person didnt go the Fuck to sleep.

[xXJarvarXx]

I LOVE THIS SOOO MUCH!



[mark31118]

Noni's still got it.

[gilesderoet]

Sheer brilliance.

[helyeh100]

i need this book. brilliant

[samjs86]

bahahaha 'how come you can do all this other great shit but you can go the fuck to sleep' omg best bedtime story ever!

[shmackola]

Fuck your stuffed bear, I'm not getting you shit, close your eyes, cut the crap...sleep!

AMAZING!!!!

[pbs971]

Brilliant!!



[VENDOG996]

im lost for words......um.......awsome.!

[leonardmcpherson]

Fucking great



[TKSiate]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[cheng2006]

love how she had her usual play school presenter smile at first then jumped straight into the f bombs.

[teegzsara1]

this ruined my childhood.

[AwkiesBarinas]

LOVE IT!

[yeukwai2003]

This is so awesome! its so much better than the Samuel L Jackson version.

Noni is the best! I couldn't stop laughing!!

[johnnykakaruk]

It reminds me of the Australian Dream - thank you Noni for keeping it real

[DeanneKertesz]

this is my daughter all over... i've tried everything...

[eaglesrockwa]

obviously someone on here was not breast fed!

[ellpee0211]

Isnt she amazing!!! Long way from Playschool!

[GazmanForever]

you bunch of fucken phsycoz cant be mothers and cant be responsible or raising a child, if you know how to be a parent you would'nt have to say go the fuck to sleep... since you wana send that message to everyone.... shut the fuck up you dumb bitches and don't open your mouth till I tell you that you can!.... how do you like that??????? ...BITCHES!

[Talwyn22]

@GazmanForever Bawwww poor widdle gazboy fornever - looks like someone needs to get back inside their hug box. Now stay inside your hug box widdle boy with his wet knickers 'cause the adults are gonna have some fun.

[GazmanForever]

@Talwyn22 i can see where this world is heading & thanks to people like your self and others cheering this shit up. u will grow old and all the response you will get is go the fuck to sleep! becuase there will be a time when your attitude and manners will reflect the people you raised or contributed in raising! principles matter! but you're prop. 1 of those bitches that give birth then party in clubs on the weekend! modern fucken citizens! rat race mother fuckers!

[lynnmaree]

Noni, you rock. Samuel's reading was OK but yours had the desperation( and love) of a full time Mum.