Fletcher automated Capstan Table

[goldenmage]

"No no no! I left my drink on the table!"

-Now unwelcome houseguest

[petipotty]

its not good enough, it changes hight from size to size. :P :))

[fucktopyo]

imagine the table full of stock and a little fucker push the button wow

[TheCeilingKat]

Well I suppose if this is the most technologically advanced table you can find, I suppose it will have to do.

[Emmet209]

geezzz, there's a lot of compartments to clean-up if i spilled some coke on that shit! or will i get electrocuted and die first????

[Krasnodarka]

Dat is da magic!:)))

[SatanRobot]

This is a lawsuit waiting to happen

[nguyent139]

that a poker table

[Tribilin104]

1000,000,000,000 de tomas despues...

[gingerbread185]

PUT YOUR MIDDLE FINGER AT THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE AS IT CLOSES

[cromaxdesign2]

quanto custa gostei da mesa

[ollymid]

all it needs less noise and you have an awesome futuristic table

[pieface1726]

you wouldnt want to spill your coffee on that table

[Durkastatus]

Center part needs a minibar, or a secret safe.

[clockworkjames]

PUT A WALNUT IN THERE

[warlock0110]

Make sure no one presses the reduce button in the middle of the meal.

[goodmechanic]

That's Optimus Prime's great great grandfather. Just kidding. Would love to have one.

[84AMA]

it`s the best !!!

[Dimitri112825]

were can i get one lol

[MicDav23]

Put your hand in the middle

[sc1dude]

I had my mouth open the entire time I was watching this. Need. One. Now.

[joodude]

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dine!"

[Fuzzy192006]

@joodude brilliant!

[farlcoon]

I prefer the manual one. more stylish.

[MatthewTS22]

Seriously, I could do that all day.

[dreamweaver60]

I want one,i am carpenter

[mrradiochicken]

So is it an autobot or a decepticon?

[roland9663]

Hi, check out youtube at HSAF space saving automation furniture. Not made in China!!

[JacobCain86]

All I could think at first was "What The Fuck!" then after that all I could think was "I wonder what would happen if a ________ was in the center while it was closing."

[xXxLAMBOFGOD12xXx]

:O I want one.

[TheSameGuyFromYuTube]

How much?  Where can I buy?

[TheDeceivingPig]

@TheSameGuyFromYuTube It ranges from 25,000 to 30,000 they can only be found in the UK

[firegarden90]

Or you know, You could just put a larger cyclindrical piece of wood on top of the smaller table....

[mp4f1]

Too Cool! dare I ask how much?

[sphinx245]

The knights of the round table used to use this.

[Unbeginner]

I felt I want one right away. But I wouldn't really need one...

[adlerbr12]

i want one .

[Blacckkfire]

Dear santa.

[FJLMR]

Transformers are here.

They are tables O_o

[RedRangerAidan]

It's like if RoboCop was a table

[Vic234]

Autobots, rollout!

[HypercatZ]

Now that's a smart dining table. When you are not using it it turns smaller and hogs less space in the room.

[tagocsenodmu]

@HypercatZ Well obviously..

[MrRmshelly]

"I don't get it..."

[ThoroughbredofSin]

Yes, yes, yes, but is it an Autobot, or a Decepticon?

[tjwakaa]

Now Id like to see this with 3 sizes of expansion

[TallmanMike]

WHAT.

[DontGiveOutYourCell]

I almost cried.. Then again, that could have just been due to the fact I didn't blink ONCE..

I want this table.. I want to play with this table..

....I want to make love to this table.

[kolobite]

This is what rich Homer Simpson does all day.

[Smittee]

Sweet

[JAGT9999]

is more than meet the eye

[YousefAB]

now that's a table!

[EvilxMerlin]

That has to be one of the fucking coolest things I've ever seen.

[MikuHatsune10728]

I want to put my penis in the middle.

[foxxylink]

A table that turns into a bigger table woo! Call me when it can shape shift into something like Optimus Prime.

[TheFlojj]

Autobots... transform!

[AlphaGodith]

WANT.

[CMJewels19]

where can I purchase this table?



[LudwigVanGallegos]

Straight out of Myst.

I want one so bad.

[ThinkingSkull]

Doesn't this look like it should be in the home of a super villain? I have expected for four computer workstations to pop up and a holographic globe to materialize over the star in the center of the table.

[x3xMzHaRl3qUinx3x]

@ThinkingSkull

I know right... lol

[viridae]

Put your hand in the centre while it closes...

[omgwateverlol]

put your finger in the middle 

[voyfan99]

Definitely saves time and pain putting a leaf in!

[ConlangFan]

Well I just stumbled over this!

[dwk002]

stumbled here.

[DarkChaw]

What if I spilk my drink?

[fonseca118]

Something like this would probably happen to me : While eating on this table some asshole might make it so it moves bye bye food :l

[turbokillen]

I must purchase a table like this

[NoitWasInsane]

I'd put a ll my valuables in the middle star, then close it while im on vacation...There would be no way for someone to find it if they broke in! xD

[svartfogel]

@NoitWasInsane 

[donbasuradenuevo]

I dare someone place their head at the center of the table during operation.

[Baranidlo16]

let´ s gamble :P

[Fujinolimit]

Must be nice being rich.

[nehemiasvids]

How many people lost the fingers on this shizit?

[OOZ662]

I'm surprised it took this long to do something like this, actually. Given the idea, I think the high schoolers here could design and build a prototype of something like this in a few weeks.

[IWILLTRYTOFIXYOU]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[ntblt123]

Only problem is that it must be unbelievably heavy.

[bon14789]

I'm Optimos Table Prime.

[DiscOjeSUs100]

Its where optimus prime eats his coco pops

[jesperc20]

That is the coolest table I have ever seen. And I've seen a lot of tables. Like.. ten or more!!

[mangazon2000]

early transformers trailer

[jesperc20]

@mangazon2000 Perhaps a viral video.. they always have to push the envelope on online marketing.

[geewizer33]

yet again humans have needed the power of the autobots

[tylerandjaron]

$5 to who ever keeps their hand in the middle while it closes

[saxplayingcompnerd]

A standard table Costs around 60k, i wonder how much the motor adds.

[Pimpjit85]

Is this thing fuckin haunted

[HabsFanTom]

How much?

[des9n]

Dinner tables, ROLL OUT!

[Vire70]

The 'rich people wasting money' table.

[Ali3nat0r]

It's Optimus Pine, the Transformer table

[NemusAurelius]

Flawless



[ROFLWAWFUL]

I was half-expecting it to open and have a damsel in distress over a shark tank

[bebelosu]

are those electric motors beer proof  ?

[UFOIST]

Outrageously cool!

[Jader7777]

This is almost romantic. I want one where the screen pops out and I tell the President he has 24 hours to deliver the gold before I blow a hole in his country.

[tr4v159153]

i want this in my kitchen

[EtherealSun111]

WHAT IN THE FUCK

[Shockeye00]

All it needs is a compartment in the center that holds the poker chips

[hadomaru1121]

WHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS

[MrReedAlto]

hellraiser

[uwvark]

Whats the purpose of that

[ohthehumanity612]

and then he broke it because he kept switching it back and forth

[laBombaDeCruis]

Stumbled.

[YummyUkulele]

Looks like an awesome torture device for a future horror movie.

[dritnavn]

and that costs? :p

[MeowMix140]

Better not spill anything.

[cegrocks]

I WANT!

[2009dudeman]

I have a manual version of this table, well similar its a little different. But that is cool, wish I had one. Nice work, keep it up.

[mossgard]

Be kinda hard to eat off of with it moving around all the time like that.

[ZORSHRINER]

Whats the purpose?

[shovick]

@ZORSHRINER

6 people, then 8 people, might be 10

[ideasaretoys]

set the table *push button* ... set the table again

[damone3000]

....but will it blend?



[KevGoneWild]

@damone3000 that is the question

[Aardwolf001]

i predict some idiot will lose their finger and sue, and these tables will never be seen again

[meowlaise]

Well, that's certainly... something?

[crossbone007101]

10 people probably pinched their finger in it and accidentally hit the dislike button flailing about like a little b*tch

[Noxior]

THIS IS FUCKING DEVIL MAGIC

[teseract911]

This table is wicked! How much? I have about $10 on me.

[JackVermicelli]

The table turned into a table, not a capstan.

[irishchrisc]

Yours for $50,000. Waste of money!!

[RoboGeek99]

@irishchrisc

If I ever have money to just spend, Im getting this table

[irishchrisc]

@RoboGeek99 Live long and prosper!

[Nayr313Parkour]

It's a table within a table! INCEPTION!

[AzraelofLegion]

That's just bad ass :D

[TexasWhitetails1]

what the fuck is the point of this thing -_-

[EliR58]

@TexasWhitetails1 So that you can have a small table and a big table all in one table. Table table table table table.

[goldenfreddywf]

What is this witchcraft?

[BigCheese285]

"Table, please extend, I'm having guests over."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

[NoobOfLore]

Oh hey there, the future!

I didn't see you there!

[Bacardio811]

Nuclear Launch Detected.

[MrTr0llol]

must be some heavy ass table.

[ShadowMarionette]

Lets see you do that with Minecraft Sticky Pistons.

[Gaeuvyen]

Did you know that the table is an optical illusion and actually started out larger and got smaller and then back into the larger position?

[Akumaryu700]

What happens when you spill liquids? :|

[dvorakoa]

Shut up and take my money!

[ngrep]

Does it take A-cell or AA-cell batteries?

[Gauchit0]

Resident Evil Secrets

[justjoekeane]

for only 10,000 dolars you can now buy a table that grows a foot and a half!

[austy108642]

ITS LIKE A SPACESHIP! Or a transformer that turns into a table... and into another table.

[renaum]

now do it with the table set for dinner

[x89codered89x]

SO NOISY!

[farrael789]

I am optimus prime, leader of auto... LOL thats awesome.

[pedrogon18]

Eu quero uma!!!

Voce só pode ser considerado foda, quando tiver uma mesa do Transformers

[alecsandro89]

Perfect to play poker !

[Bassmm67]

That thing is a pussy pincher.

[Qw3rtypop]

To be honest I prefer the manual swivel ones. The motion seems much more fluid.

[nigel37999]

If you keep playing with it you'll go blind!

[nitrocool121]

what company made it?



[PedroFacioni]

onde posso comprar uma !??? where can I buy one!??

[Bullseye5477]

Perfect for pizza!

[B0bby8091]

U BASTARD U STOLE MY TABLE!!!!

[EZBLooDYDSI]

THE FUTURE IS NOW!

[ryosvet]

hide a CD full of porn in the middle.

[HARUKU007]

ジュースこぼしたらやばそうですね

[duhdark]

quero uma mesa assim

[DoragonEmperor]

GENTE :\

[Gibson6667]

yo dawg, I heard you like tables

[motorstorm123]

lol you can hide something in the middle of the table. and you can get it by expanding the table :P

[aliasdexter1]

like how am I going to stop a big fat kid from spilling off the table bringing the food down to a structurally superfluous new behind? use a table, and if that don't work, use more table.

[jamesbondaygee]

Awesome...but don't let kids get their fingers stuck in there!!!

[2Addicted2YT]

Nothing impressive about this.

[pgott87]

well thank goodness i got to see that shit in action 5 times

[flahr1]

Spill some coke on that and see how it works after 24 hours...

[ajmomoho]

just one thing, dont get your finger stuck in there.

[Nonnel420]

It also fights crime at night.

[garand]

I must say, I got a semi from this video

[darkyn1138]

Worlds of want.

[zuegma41]

Stumbled & Awesome :D

[valdiviesof90]

It would be cooler if something EVIL emerged from it.

[TheSapple]

Dear Santa...

[EventisInnovations]

Imagine your dick in the middle of that when it closes. 

[brokenunemployed]

the crappiest transformers robot

[Kageoth]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?

[buddyguy1300]

RE-FUCKING-DUNKULOUS ! where can i get one?

[SAMIMYS]

i don't wanna buy this table because i love my cat.

she always leaves her tail relaxed on the table....

[MojoVince]

Great work but usefullless .

[m4xn00b]

This belongs in a Bond villain's secret lair.

[S0M3K1ND0FCRAZY]

no secret rocket-launchers? boring...

[sh0wtime23]

Auto Tables, Assemble!

[St8Solja]

Sounds like a cd changer.

[iLmx0rz]

This will take beer pong to a whole new level.