Dilbert Animated Cartoons - Six Sigma Training, Idiot Couch and Wally's Self-Evaluation

[Simplilearn]

Nice video presentation. Minitab is statistical tool.

[JammastaJ23]

Ugh the show is soooo much better

[NeuroscienceTV]

one of my favorite comics, but just found out Dilbert made cartoons as well... Awesome!

[ihatecountry777]

the voices get on my nerves. the comic is much funnier to me

[everydaygrace2000]

There was a guy at the company I used to work for whose title was "Six Sigma Black Belt."  He was the creepiest and most useless individual.

[therrydicule]

@everydaygrace2000 It is not supposed to be useful, it supposed to be a pain in the arse for everyone except the upper managers... Their job is do some quality control, budget control and other bureaucratic thing with numbers in it, and put it in a gaussian distrubution to help management. It is just a short term fix to some problems, and the rest is just some tools for manager.

[Mightyena5875345]

Exactly 5,000 views right now.

[jordinyc]

Some people say comedy is all about timing. I say KUDOS to the Dilbert podcasts to completely giving that arcane perspective the finger and taking just as damn long with a skit as they see fit.

[mizzchocolate94]

"are you new on this planet?" haha that was silly and funny ahaha

[tomyo669]

Holy shit the last line was hilarious

[bobobano]

can't watch video due to ad lagging.

[Paxmax]

I swear I read that as "six dogma training" and I laughed at it's pure geniusness... and then I realized I read it wrong... or did I?

[CathyAnxiety]

shit I still need to do my employee eval. not that it's actually going to affect my raise if they even give raises this year

[azntranc3951]

six sigma?!

bah i just learned that in school :\

[dominice112]

@azntranc3951

make use of it at home.. it might make your relationship work

[azntranc3951]

@dominice112

I guess...my prof taught it in a stats class but to be honest I didn't really like stats haha

[dominice112]

@azntranc3951

Ooh my dear Azntranc, it was the ONE moment where you could have struck gold during your time waiste^H taking statistics.

If, and this is a big if, he managed to explain not only the basics of six sigma but elaborated on quality control you could have been able to write up a short task-sheet to enhance his performance.. and, naturally, not doubting his teaching skills.

You might have been able to squeeze a couple of hours of fun at the expense of your teacher out of this.

[azntranc3951]

@dominice112

Ooh my dear dominice112

liking or disliking the course does not necessarily depend on the prof. I took physics where people said the prof was 'bad' but i still enjoyed it because of the content.

[dominice112]

@azntranc3951

Read up on your six sigma and you'll understand I wasn't talking about personalities, but results.. the bottom line :)

[EdwardElric555]

"Are you new on this planet" ... "I wish I was"

[alexander33345]

@EdwardElric555 are you emo or something

[TheGNUfan]

@alexander33345 Are you a hipster, or something?

[alexander33345]

@TheGNUfan No i am a liberal, latinamerican atheist

[133713Dude]

@alexander33345 No need to write "liberal" in that sentence, it's pretty redundant.

[alexander33345]

@133713Dude hey you can be an atheist and NOT BE LIBERAL Stalin comes to my mind well you are right that depends on the def... Wait why the hell i am even discusing this over a dilbert cartoon?

[Xerxes4242]

@alexander33345 Most of them are!:P

[Eresdimed]

Having a couch like that seems quite interesting =P

[PhantomAct]

Is 6-sigma another HR bs?

[PoisonxAlchemist]

@PhantomAct No, it's an outdated managerial approach to 'improving product quality'.

[RavenclawDeatheater1]

Lolz

[CloudCereal553]

And that's why self-evaluations work so well

[edfreak9001]

That last one is somewhat clever, for the Boss's standards. it'll work

[newyy1]

I love the idiot couch.

[13Knives1]

Who DOESN'T like Dilbert?

[CidSilverWing]

@13Knives1 Victims of the comedy IRL. :3

[Scotsman707]

@13Knives1 Dogbert

[PhilWithCoffee]

@13Knives1 Pointy-haired boss types, that's who.

[Xerxes4242]

@13Knives1 People that don't get it?