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  • If Hannity was there, Beck was not the biggest douche.

  • what happened at 10:05?

  • @CrossTheGrigori I think he just chose to be a mormon since it's so close to "moron."

  • Aaaa-yeeea!

  • Conservative

    Pansy

    Ass

    Crackbabies

  • Don't know if you use this term in the US but here in the UK we would define Beck as a "bell-end".

  • C0cboard!

  • Conservative

    Pussies

    Afraid of

    Common sense

  • so Beck started by saying he was "progressive" disguised in a bunch of bullshit conservative speak. Then brought out the chalkboard to say that "progressivism" is the disease hurting America....

    Well, my brain hurts

  • he has no idea what Ron Reagan was about.. he was a puppet of the bankers and industrial-military complex.. he gave billions to the rich and put the country deep in debt...Beck is a fool a crazy egomaniac and a greedy money grubbing right winger..people in the audience are just idiots..Glenn does admit the chalk board is stupid..these people just need a bomb sent in as a gift to save the world from them..what a huckster and a liar

  • 2:23 thank you for that lmfao!!!!!

  • @roach062 just so you know, i have glaucoma.

    fucktard.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime im sure.... whats your excuse for the soul patch?

  • @roach062 unlike some lesser men, my face actually grows hair...what's your excuse for having no hair on you balls?

  • @C0ct0pusPrime Glaucoma sucks :(

  • @C0ct0pusPrime glasses on or off your mind is free and that makes you HOT - smart, funny, and well-reasoned. those are the real trinity!

  • Communism is NOT cool

  • @yukoncornileus4 neither is capitalism...or glenn beck...or fox news...or most politics in general for that matter...

  • @C0ct0pusPrime Freedom is cool, REAL freedom. Why would you like government bureaucrats running your life. I'm from Canada, Liberals here have recently wanted to put in a law allowing government agents to enter your house without warrant to see if you are wasting energy or water, is that the kind of progress you want. Oh yeah here they can already enter your home to see if you are being politically incorrect, is this the brave new world ??

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEA

  • I have heard some pretty poor insults in my time but 'the lesbians at Smith College protest better than you do' has to be the worst.

  • The U.S. population is generally just stupid enough for this clown to actually be dangerous

  • Cock Pounding AssClowns

  • CoctoupsPrime is by far the biggest douche in this entire video.

  • @nosrednugj yeah cuz he is one o' them liberals that hate freedom yeeeeeehaaaw.

  • @Rikarth

    No, it's because he misrepresents what the progressive movement is. By labeling both the U.S. Constitution and the Progressive Movement with the same "Progressive" label, he equates Neo-Marxism (modern progressives) with our founding fathers (classical liberals). The comparison is laughably stupid.

    Either coctousprime misunderstands the two incredibly different views, or he's intellectually dishonest.

    So either he's an ignorant douche or a subversive douche.

  • Actually, most progressive legislation was not piece by piece. Most of it has been major, drastic, and indeed quite noticeable. Women's Suffrage, Civil Rights, The Eight Hour Day, etc.

  • judging by your collection of videos, you only hate anything but liberal mentality.

  • I love that your impression of the audience gives them cerebral palsy.

  • subscribed

  • He speaks from his wallet?

  • i remember when ronald reagen cleared air force bases to let contra drugs into the USA

  • nice superman shirt bro

  • DOOOOOOOOOOOOUCHE

  • @1800LAZERFACE Well im glad to here that your doing well. I appologize for my comments to you. I made stupid comments without knowing you at all. We might disagree about things but i respect you for the things your doing. good luck i hope things work out for you.

  • @1800LAZERFACE Speaking of lame hows it going being a 34 year old artist not so good i guess. My guess is you need to grow up and get a real job. Calling people a tool at your age is kinda telling. Good luck your gonna need it.

  • @1800LAZERFACEAnd your a walking mental disorder when you grow up and atart paying taxes like the rest of us i might give a flying crap with anything you have to say. Untill then maybe you should do some research on things before you make a bigger ass of yourself then you already have.

  • who is this idiot get out of you super man pajamas and your moms basement and get a life your a walking mental disorder.

  • I've called into several talk shows myself, and I can tell you that he already punched the "dump" button (denying the person on the other end a chance to respond) when he went on his BULL-SHIT triade !

  • Hey, I HATE Glen Beck with everything in me !!!

  • AWW YEAH!

  • "Evotution" LOL

  • Have you ever seen Glenn Beck? I was of this strange idea that you did because you make videos about him. Of course other people use chalkboards you cunt, nice strawman. When did I say no one else did? He's just known for doing so by his viewers. He says shit like "Let's pull out the chalkboard again." It's like an inside joke and you go "LOOK DEY R STUPID!" That's not to say they aren't stupid, but the whole chalkboard thing is not a reason they are stupid.

  • It may be stupid that they applaud the chalkboard, they do it because it's a signature thing of Glenn Beck, but you know it.

  • the chalk board is a signature "thing" of glenn beck?

    yeah, its not like anyone else has ever used a chalkboard...it's glenn's "thing"

    facepalm

  • Ron Paul scares the shit out of me with his laissez faire Capitalist stance.

  • Completely

    Pathetic

    Asshole's

    Conference

  • 5:40.

    That guy was like, having an orgasm by watching Glenn write on the Chalkboard.

  • Dude, c0c, if you ever put out an album , I'd definitely buy it.

  • At the core of Conservatism is a belief in conserving what's right. Such as conserving limited Government so that it doesn't progress into an all controlling big brother.

  • @5auce yes but who are conservatives to tell us what is right

  • Cockbags Pushing Asshole Conservatism

  • Beck rules!!!

  • the rap you did was fantastic! You summed up the conservative movement perfectly. Thanks for sharing

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  • Glenn Beck needs to get a job. Maybe he's pissed at Obama because he's unemployed?

  • ... Glenn Beck doesn't have a job?

  • I was exaggerating.  Beck is employed as a television clown for adults.

  • CHALK BOOOOARDDDD!!!! xD

  • Don't get it. Americans are perceived as freedom lovers and wish to spread freedom around the world yet as you see in ths video some American's don't believe this freedom should be given to others to express their right to free speech. If this nut head 'Beck' has been given platform to say what's on his mind then everybody is allow to express themselves. Hypocrites. Stand up for freedom as it is the right of human beings.

  • @knockiiing Did you ever notice that americans are also the only ones flashing that they have free speech n crap while other countries(who also have free speech) dont do the same

  • i was thinking that today. Being british i know iu have free speech but the americans overdo it waay to much. The joke is americans find it soo easy to use their free speech and insult everybody or blast racism at the next corner whereas in britain we have it but nobody goes around saying 'i have free speech first amendment, blah blah blah' i may just do a rant on this

  • I don't know...I think the anti-gay guy was the bigger douche. Not saying Beck isn't a super-sized douche...just the other guy is still bigger.

  • Conservatives hate the word "Evolve". No matter the context.

  • That's because conservatives are afraid of change.

  • glenn beck rap = epic win

    greets from germany

  • Conservatives

    Pretend to

    Actually be

    Credible

  • hey c0c you should get a chalkboard!

  • These are republicans. This is what they do when they are not in power. They are loud, they will conspire against their opponent. For example, the so called "death panels" in health care reform is a myth. It's not true. Yet they organized tea parties and protests. Even Sarah Palin gave a speech full of lies saying "Obama wants to kill my baby". Sad really.

  • 3:15 face palm lol!!

  • why is he not locked up in a mental hospital,

  • Ronald Reagan RAISED TAXES in 1987. He also caved to the Iranians and allowed a ransom, in weapons, to be paid for the release of American hostages. This act verged on the traitorous. Yes, it's Mourning in America when these facts aren't allowed to taint the god-like image of a guy who tried to get Ketchup passed off as a vegetable - all to take a few measly bucks out of school children's lunches!

  • @KremeDeMentia Are you serious Obama wants to negotiate with every terrorist group in the world without trying to release American Hostages, how traitorous is that? What about bowing to other kings, traitorous? You are so "open-minded" your brain fell out.

  • @busacaddy1 bush kissed saudi kings...was he also a traitor? how about starting wars in which thousands of american lives were lost as a result? is that traitorous? and now the guy who ensured the death of bin laden is the terrorist? lol are you so closed minded that facts can't penetrate your head?

  • @busacaddy1 Why is the GOP so critical of Obama's foreign policy? It's exactly the same as Bush's foreign policy. I dislike both of them: Ron Paul 2012.

  • Actually you know what the cheering sounds like? The Price Is Right." when they do the first round of trying to bid closest to the actual retail price of the object.

  • Vomiting for hours in the morning? Good God, Glenn, you're pregnant!

  • well as a former alcoholic he would know...

  • @eyehategumbo Actually he has had some serious drug problems as well.

  • Once again, spot on man. Keep making them and I will keep watching.

  • Glenn beck's a fucking joke and these narrow minded christian CPAC idiots having the mentality of a 6 year old.

  • Glenn Beck is a moron-idiot.

  • @secedeful wrong, Glenn Beck is out of category...

    Glenn Beck is Gleen-Beck

  • Oh, he doesn't use teleprompters but speaks from his left lung? A cracked rib? What?

    He can't mean the heart, since that's pretty much in the middle and not over where he's tapping...

  • Catholic Priests Assess Children

  • Crooks

    Pandering

    Among

    Crazies

  • very good :)

  • Glenn Beck is a puppet Neo-Conservative (oddly enough, this movement has nothing to do with conservatism). Reagan talked one way and did another; do your research Glenn Beck! Im a minarchist by the way.

  • We have people committed to mental institutions who're way less crazy than Beck.

  • if they gat that excited for a chalkboard, i cant imganie if they saw a projecter with an elmo.

  • I didn't think Glenn Beck believed in evolution?

    Who the hell is this Ryan Sorba prick? What an asshole.

    Hmmm...

    Corrupt Political Agenda Conference?

  • chest pounding attention cravers

  • Congregating  presidential Abysimal Crap

  • Beck is exposing the commi progressives that have infected the White House. A majority of Americans are opposed to that kind of far left radical BS. The polls don't lie (like the pres) Obamas numbers are lowest of any president ever. Congress is 10% approval, lowest ever recorded! and only 25% of you dummies want this health care bill as it is to pass. LMAO!

  • your comment reads like a copy and paste...it has nothing to do with this video at all...did you just read the title and hit paste?

    troll.

  • I don't copy/paste, pal. that is exacly what I feel is going on. And those are the latest pol numbers. I just happen to be literate, thanks for the compliment.

  • Obviously your only objective here is to ridicule Beck. So I thought I'd remind folks of a few facts.

  • you would think that was compliment...and you would think that shit you spewed were facts...or that even if they were, that would somehow address the video you're commenting on.

    dumb ass.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime

    You resort to name calling because you have no argument. All you want to do here is attract other Beck haters.

    Tell you what I will comment on the video. You did a good job making Beck look stupid and ridiculous and attracting haters. Very talented, hope you get wise some day.

  • so being a condescending asshole is ok, so long as i don't "call names"?

    and fox news does a good job at attracting haters too, and they attract a lot more than me...so go bitch at them.

  • @C0ct0pusPrime What the hell I posted a comment and it disappeared. I'll try to remember them....

    Can't Politicians Act Correctly?

    Corrupt Politicians America's Cancer

    Creationist Preachers Aggravating Civilization (revised)

    CockPussyAnalCunt

    Christ Packs A Crackpipe

    Children Prefer a Choice (of religion or lack thereof)

  • @captquest1

    There is no job to making Beck look stupid. He does fine all by himself.

    Barking at a camera... that's pure Genius!

  • @captquest1 Do tell me the what kind of arguments other than jokes can I use against someone who is using none himself? Glenn Beck is a joke and should be treated like one.

    Greetings fromthe free world o/

  • stupidity truly rules this planet.

  • @Easy...

    you must be a Bill Maher fan I bet.

  • If i knew who that was i'd probably be pissed.

  • as always, awesome work C0ct0pusPrime!

  • @EvilBeatsmith.

    "Cocksucking Pretentious Assholes Congregating."

    We have a winner.

  • Some acronyms:

    Can Politicians Act Civilized?

    Corrupt Politicians America's Cancer.

    Cocksucking Pretentious Assholes Congregating.

    CrazyPornoAnalCrackhead (?????)

    Creationist Politicians Aggravating Civilization

    Can Palin Actually Comprehend?

  • lmfao nice rap coc. *5 starz dat sht*

  • Just have to say that this videos producers comments have to be the most ignorant I've heard. Well, almost. But Close.

  • Straight from the dictionary

    "Progressive: Promoting or favoring progress toward better conditions or new policies, ideas, or methods; Moving forward; advancing"

  • It saddens me to know there are actually people who are ignorant enough to believe a word this douche is saying

  • Ron Paul ... o say no mo....

  • Crappy

    Policy

    Abetting

    Cunts

  • Gtenn

  • I love how the title of Glen's book is arguing with idiots...

    The only consistent person in your arguments Glen is you.

    If there is an idiot present at every argument your in Glen, it's you.

  • This guy's fans are zombies man. He criticizes Obama's followers (justifiably so) yet his "fans" do everything he says. He says watch the show with a pen and pad, his zombies do so. He says buy my books, his zombie fans do as he wishes. Go to this event or convention of mine, in a few minutes the event is sold out. You people really need to start thinking for yourselves. All sides of the spectrum but especially Beck heads. This man is terribly misleading you.

  • "Act like a dumbshit and they'll treat you as an equal."

    - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

  • uh-uh-uh-uh whatever. classy

  • Isn't conservative and action already an oxymoron?

    I submit retardation and action as a more fitting title.

  • To be called the biggest douche among a convention of douches is an achievement.

    No doubt the convention center where CPAC took place still reeks of Masengill.

  • Btw I love this vid this guy is hilarious

  • Haha great video!

    I loved the play on the 'brendan fraiser - retard clap'!

  • Good point, Mr. CoctoPrime. What's wrong with progressing? And celebrity entertainer Beck rails against socialization and big government yet admires our bloated socialized big government military. What a hypocritical ass!

  • Too bad progressive aren't about progress. You really should educate your self on this. And one of governments main job is to defend our country (like in a big military) and keep their nose out of our business. If you were truly free from your government, you would not need their hand outs. You could get what you need all by yourself (I know it scares you, but it's possible).

  • You missed my point. Typical.

  • @ThorGoLucky

    actualy, I got a little carried away

    sry if I did miss the point, I know the feeling.

  • No the biggest douche was that gay guy saying republican women are hot. I bet he likes Ann coulters adams apple the most!

  • I lol'd my ass off.

  • I love how no one calls him out on the spelling error.

  • Conservative Pat Ass Convention. That is what it is just a bunch of cuntservatards patting each other in the ass. Same ole same old that is what conservatism is all about, yet they speak of progressives and liberals like it some bad term. We are actually trying to advance,cunts like Beck want to keep everything as it was 200 yrs ago. What a fucking douchebag. All conservatives can do what Budd Dweyer did and blow their heads out. with their precious guns. Fuck conservatism fuck Glenn Beck.

  • Conservatism is an ideology of dellusion and repression. It is about embracing fantasy even when the facts are obvious and cannot be denied.

  • Not really, it's just against change. It's about embracing society the way it is along with all it's problems that need fixing.

  • No, the modern conservative movement is a fascist, racist, theocratic institution of hate and fear. They ignore facts and create their own reality to fuel their authoritarian agenda.

  • "American Theocracy", authored by Kevin Phillips - great book.

  • @ C0ct0pusPrime

    Van Jones has made it clear time and time again that he despises capitalism. He's a communist. Socialism, ie: the people in Detroit standing in ridiculously long lines for their hand-out. That's what you want? When Van Jones says evolve, he means a socialist society. Yeah, not exactly what our founding fathers had in mind for the nation they shed blood, sweat, and tears for. Beck never said re-enslave black people, that isn't the progression he is referring too, moron.

  • @publicbeating

    They can't hear you,they have drank the progressive kool aid. Talk about being led. They think all the world can live together in peace. Every one will have every thing they need. Rainbows and sunshine in harmony with nature, just like a John Lennon song. Our founders were just slave owning hypocrites. Tier idea is old and obsolete. A New Era is on the rise! We know how to do it the right way! Too bad reality always shows up.

  • and by reality, you must mean corporate interests...

    conservatives are always the same: preach capitalism because they want to be bought.

  • I want to be free and left alone. I want to keep the money I make, and give where I want to give. I'm not so much a conservative. I am a true libertarian. You are being taught to hate what has been working for over two hundred years. Remember this is the greatest country in the world. Unless you are also being taught to hate America.

  • With all due respect captquest1, I am trying to come up with some examples as to why America is the greatest country in the world. I was wondering if you could help me out.

  • @langeroony35

    I'll be glad to, you'll need a passport.

    serouisly, read The 5000 Year Leap.

  • @langeroony, These are the statements that make me really sad. Why are so many people being taught to hate ther own country? Do you see any one in America trying to find freedom on the shores of other countries? We industrialized the world, advanced in all technologies faster and farther than any civilization in history of the world! We have given to more people than Any other country ever has. Wise up folks really! Let's be great again, not mediocre like where we are heading.

  • OK, maybe I should have been more clear to start with. I'm not american, there is a world out there beyond your borders. I just always hear "america is the greatest country in the world" but nothing to ever back it up. You don't manufacture anything worth buying, you're in debt up to the eyeballs, you occupy lands all over the world, you're the greediest and most obese nation on the planet, you have the highest murder rate in the world. You live on past glories. Give me some positives.

  • @langeroony35 OK you are probably in UK or Australia. Hating America is a past time for the whole world. There is a reason people call us the greatest nation. No one ever says Mexico is the greatest country. We don't manufacture anything worth buying? Ummm, we sell food and computers (vast majority of the planet uses computers made by US), WEAPONS (alot), machinery, vehicles, medicine, military equipment of all kinds, our entertainment reaches the entire planet, and I, a citizen, can carry a GUN

  • never said i hated america. Why so defensive? Ok, the only "people" who call you the greatest nation are yourselves. All of your computers are built in china, no other country would shell out good money on a modern american car (maybe the old classic chevs and caddies). If the entertainment you speak of is movies like Valentines day or the blind side than you can keep it to yourselves and you only carry a gun to make up for the shortage of manhood you have downstairs. nice country, not greatest.

  • Nods - people saying that some place is the greatest place on earth usually are from that place.

    I'm a German, and my Grandparents' Generation was pretty much like that. Back then, Germany was so amazing and great that it had to arrest people who dared question such claims. Not unlike a certain type of American when you listen to their fantasies about what to do with "liberals"...

    Oh, and they were pretty obsessed with their flag as well, not unlike a certain type of American often is today...

  • Dude, you should troll some other vids where the children still sing jesus loves me and don't don't know anything else. I think you would fit in nicely there dipshit.

  • @CyberAsshat100

    well I'm not very religuos and I like to mingle.Who do your kids sing to, Obama mmm mmm mmm?

  • Nice spelling and grammar dipshit.

  • were you one of the retards that got a boner when they brought out the chalkboard?

  • no commi I wasn't ,beck and palin are tools of the neocons

  • so where is your argument against progressives? (hint, calling me "commi" doesn't cut it)

  • we don't need a nany state and staying withn the framework of the constitution is not on you agenda,and no don't try the slaves and women voter bs because that shit don't fly! if you want us to be as fuck up as europe then move there

  • I live in Finland. I'd like to hear your thoughts on how exactly Europe is "fucked up"

  • lets start with,are you in the EU?

  • Yes, Finland is part of the EU...

  • and look whats happening with greece, you guys were duped into joining a so called union with no real representation! I don't know much about finland ,but england is in 1984

  • @MrHr1207

    The EU is not the cause of Greece's problems, excessive government spending is. I'm English and I agree with withdrawing from the EU. Yes we have the highest conc. CCTV, but "1984" is a gross exaggeration.

  • really I heard they were going to do a pilot program and install cameras inside peoples homes! was this a lie?

  • "but the mentions of actual cameras in peoples homes are exaggerated. The truth is that the scheme can take the most troublesome families out of their homes and move them, temporarily, to a neutral, government-run compound. Here they will be under 24-hour supervision. CCTV cameras are not specifically mentioned, nor are they denied"

  • "Responding to stories claiming that irresponsible families will be monitored by CCTV cameras in their own homes, a DCSF spokesperson said:

    Families will not be monitored by CCTV in their own homes. Through Family Intervention Projects (FIPs) we are supporting and challenging the small number of families involved in persistent anti-social behaviour. FIP workers spend time observing families in their own homes, helping them to recognise that their anti-social behaviour is unacceptable."

  • @Possibilia wow ,how orwellian is that?so if the government deems you anti-social, they do as they please

  • @MrHr1207 2000 families isn't very many, and it's not as callous as the government deeming you it, only the very worst of cases.

    Do as they please?

    "FIP workers spend time observing families in their own homes, helping them to recognise that their anti-social behaviour is unacceptable ... will not be monitored by CCTV".

    So no, not exactly.

    Anti-social behaviour is rising in the UK and while we could take the conservative course of action and withdraw support, I think these people need help.

  • I don't really have a problem with your viewpoints, However, I think you need to educate yourself about the bilderbergers, the cfr, the trilateral commision, and the federal reserve. It's all about the money!Each party blames the other party for the problems going on and nothing gets changed! Why? Investigate those institutions and you will find out!

  • It's not that. It's a Glenn Beck thing. He does that alot on Faux News.