American Psycho Break-up Scene

[TheGrifter29]

"You're not terribly important to me." LOL

[Opethns]

"My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs. "

[RustArtRed]

" LIKE A BOSS " ! 

[poturrate]

-You're inhuman!!

-No,i'm in touch with humanity!! BEST.LINE.EVER

[steveharo]

I love how he's just casually doodling the dead prostitute he killed on the paper tablecloth.

[paraLLelTWAT]

Where are you going?!?

Just Leaving!!!

But Where???

I HAVE TO RETURN SOME VIDEO TAPES!

[joshmg93]

Its so funny when he says, "this is no joke" LMAO:))

[MrParkinthedark]

2 months ago I had just gotten to a party with some friends as soon as we walked through the door some chick yakked all over the beer pong table. I had seen American Psycho the week before and I inadvertently quoted this scene, 'I'm leaving, I've assessed the situation and ah I'm going'

[Agilebeast21]

does anyone else think that the women with the bracelet is elizabeth banks?

[KevinHGreen]

hahaha Bale is hilarious in this scene. I'm just LEAVING.

[Kysafen]

Dude, you can draw on the tables with crayons?

BEST HAUTE CUISINE PLACE EVER.

[brede133]

The break up guide !

[JeffWithAnF]

God I would to see an updated version of scene. Excuse me but I have to go watch some youtube videos.

[numb1starwarsfan]

@JeffWithAnF Your in luck because this movie is going to be remade, although I don't think that he won't watch YouTube videos lol. Maybe return some DVD's.

[mushymaple]

This scene has changed my life I'm not even joking

[mabitbol15]

unreal hand gesture when he says weve lost touch at the beginning

[Leekbleek860]

"No. im in touch with humanity" LMFAO

[juandhaltrich]

@Leekbleek860 sure he is!!!!! LOL

[Matthweus127]

Why does people always choose to breakup with girlfriends (or boyfriends) in public places like restaurants in movies?

[QuixoticM]

@Matthweus127 Hmm... Maybe the threat of violence? Witnesses you know...

[alexiaashford]

@Matthweus127 i know! when they can do privately they choose restaurants with alot of public.

[kraskata2012]

@Matthweus127 for the same reason people choose to propose in public

[charlieDetroit]

lol. "I'm fucking serious."

[oloughla]

Seen this movie over 50 times and I still burst out laughing uncontrollably every single time during this scene.

[sexybacklemon]

she is the perfect girlfiend for a homicidal maniac

[bilpofo]

what about our past? - WE DIDN'T REALLY SHARE ONE

you're inhuman! - NO, I'M IN TOUCH WITH HUMANITY

these are my favourites, just reminds me of the great acting skills by christian bale! think he interprets bateman very well, pronounces the sentences with a matter of course FANTASTIC

[Fishlydavidson]

why is there no chocolate covered urinal cake?

[dodgethis9193]

Worst thing about Dvds, i cant use that ever again..

[TheCivilDisobedient]

lol... i never thought i'd say this but reese witherspoon is awesome in this movie

[naishws]

He can kill anyone without blinking an eye, but is worried about returning video tapes late. The video tape store owner must be one mean mofo.

[CuteDwarf11]

Considering the scene Evelyn made just at the news that Patrick wanted to break up with her, it's a good thing that he split up with her, because she would have driven him up the wall with her attitude. He's better off with Jean since she really seems to care for him, and he cares for her.

[Bystandah]

@CuteDwarf11 The next thing Evelyn would know, she'd have a chainsaw sticking out of her back with sussudio playing in the background, lol.

[jconnor117]

I quoted this whole damn thing to my ex

[Badjokemaker]

@jconnor117 even the part with the video tapes?:D

[CtrlRm]

I'm fucking serious, it's fucking over

[Colddeed]

15 people are not terribly important to me.

[takumososa]

so fuckin' great ... so fuckin' awesome

[SadysticBathory]

Atleast she didnt freak out as much as she did in her breakup in Legally Blonde ^ ^

[riponyou907]

i cant believe he just left and didnt touch that delicious looking cake

[RedSandDuster]

@riponyou907 I'd touch that delicious looking blonde chick, with my pen!s

[SuperQwertyuiop123]

"My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a mahahassive..scale, cannot be corrected, but uh I have no other way to fufill my needs."

-SILENCE-

"We need to talk." CLASSIC!

[DannyG674]

You can see the moment he realizes the exact thing to say to make Evelyn upset and as hurt as possible at 1:31

[TheOrbitFish]

The name of the restaurant is "Crayons". He tells his secretary to make a reservation near the start of the movie.

[TheConsciousInsanity]

I think I have a good understanding of what it is to be considered "insane" however I truly believe that people like this do not exist, those who simply enjoy hurting others, "pure evil". I don't think so.

[whowhatwhenwatch]

@TheConsciousInsanity its not pure evil its being "in touch" with humanity :D

[whowhatwhenwatch]

@TheConsciousInsanity you just explained every woman i have met haha :OP

[dujl]

@TheConsciousInsanity He doesn't. He simply lacks empathy.

[4fyussef]

"i have to return some video tapes" classic :D

[iRelinquiish]

One of the best parts of this movie! haha the other part is when he is in the ally

"Why dont you get a fucking job al!?"

[Tomjrf]

I have to return some videotapes - that is the best joke ever ROFL ROFL ROFL

[bigbrown4114493]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

[mdross9500]

"i'm fucking serious. it's fucking over."

fuck i love this movie

[mizlyn90]

"I'm in touch with humanity."

Understatement of the decade.

[stanconsidine]

so whats the story with this film? did he kill anyone or was it all his imagination??? i cant be sure...

[neilwilson557]

@stanconsidine he killed them i could explain it to you but i dont have the amount of letters in the coments to do so lol, read the book and you will understand better

[Bystandah]

@neilwilson557 I have the book and the movie doesn't begin to do it justice at all. Doesn't mean the movie's ruined for me though. ;)

[neilwilson557]

@Bystandah the books aewsome, so is the film

[murkybongwat3r]

i'm leaving, i've assessed the situation and i'm done.

[ScarletSnake]

I have to return some video-tapes.

HAHAHA

I've used that line a couple of times to get away :D

[KaguyaShenku0]

I said to my now ex girlfriend that "your not terribly important to me, now excuse me I have to return some video tapes." She got the reference and laughed and we dont hate each other. Thank you American Psycho :D

[qwame100]

This is exactly how I wanna break up with a girl: Im sorry, but I want to break up with you. Your not terribly important to me. It's over! Now if you excuse me, I have to return some video tapes.

[TheEviIOyo]

@qwame100 that should be a netflix commercial.

[qwame100]

@TheEviIOyo AWWW MAN! I was gonna make a joke were patrick discovers netflix! that would funny though. nice one! ;)

[OrchidAkuma]

Bad salad.

[VinylCover1987]

What the hell-I don't remember this break-up scene in the beginning to Legally Blonde.

[PumpkinKyuubi]

"i'm leaving...i've assesed the situation and urm, i'm going"

[eiffel0108]

"You're not terribly Important to me" - rofl, best break up line ever

[samikooldude]

@eiffel0108

i would so totally use that XD

[ir0n2541]

@eiffel0108 Im going to use that line on my next breakup.

[N3ster21]

enough with the batman comments! He was a psycho before he became batman so that makes batman the physio! not the other way around..

[Arcioist]

I VE GOT TO RETURN SOME VIDEO TAPES

[DrOktobermensch]

"I have to return some video tapes".

This line will always get you out of the hot water. Rmember it well.

[13thmistral]

this whole scene is so fucking fucked up its so fucking funny

and the book is even more fucked up

[MjXllcommando]

@13thmistral lol yeah, he makes her eat a urinal cake covered in chocolate then he sends her a box of flies in the mail, wish they showed that in the movie

[13thmistral]

@MjXllcommando indeed

and also his other shit

he kills the wrong asian and writes something on the order so it looks someone is after the one who ordered the food and wants to kill that person

[ditbot]

12 People couldn't get a table at Dossier.

[InsertProfanityHere]

@ditbot Don't you mean Dorsia?

[sneller1985]

@ditbot Dorsia**!!

[HUndeadRaider17]

"I have to return some video tapes" best line ever!!!! I need to start using that line mysefl it always seems to work for him.

[Matrek11]

"I have to return some video tapes"

HAhaha that cracked me up!

[kitt998]

it's great the way she stops crying at the end when she sees he's gone, because it's all an act.

Good metaphor for the whole movie - we need to stop being so obsessed with image and concentrate on substance and personality, or else we're all going to go crazy.

[adler474]

Some stupid bitches like that one in the movie just deserve nothing but this

[FAITHandLOGIC]

12 people accrued late charges.

[AshleeLauraxx]

@FAITHandLOGIC i assume you mean acquired? good one though. :)

[FAITHandLOGIC]

@AshleeLauraxx

accrue works just fine :)

1. to happen or result as a natural growth, addition, etc.

2. to be added as a matter of periodic gain or advantage, as interest on money.

3. Law . to become a present and enforceable right or demand.

—Synonyms

1, 2. accumulate, collect, grow, increase.

[AshleeLauraxx]

@FAITHandLOGIC oh, lolk.

[beardedcollie39]

i have to return some video tapes

[teameymelli1]

i love the background music

[chaseduran]

I have to return some videotapes.

[edokun35]

Its hard to believe that he did Howls voice in Howls Moving Castle. Because every time I watch that movie I think of THIS movie and I laugh a little.

[973JJJ]

"Im fucking serious, its fucking over, us, this is no joke... uh... I think we shouldn't see each other anymore" I was laughing so hard all along that line hahaha.

[FAITHandLOGIC]

That was cold.  That's exactly how breakups should happen.

[MrJoelyboi20]

whys he always returning videotapes?

[alexbaxthedarkside]

@MrJoelyboi20 its just a pretext for him to leave, it doesn't matter what he sais , so long as he's hedded out the door is the whole point of that. makes it funny anyway :D

[badpeq]

"my need to engage in homicidal behaviour in a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

He should join the military.

[SuperQwertyuiop123]

lol...''Ive assesed the situation and uh, im going.''

[pdpstrongsad]

LOL BEST LINE:

"where r u going...? :'("

"i have to return some video tapes..."

[tinypaki]

literally he is like the hottest man ever to exist

[TheIlluminerdi]

@tinypaki

If he is literally the hottest man ever to exist, then he should probably be hospitalized.

[flaminhotz5]

@AL22isthebest The Fighter* :D 

[seeriktus]

I love slipping some mild psychopathy into conversation every so often

maybe its a good release

[14Srb88]

Haha,do try it out...

[CaptChunkstyle]

12 people are not in touch with humanity

[Sebi20070]

have to return some video tapes...:D like it, i read the book, he always has to return the video tapes...:D

[Haza3666]

Some people learnt that scene from Chasing amy to start dating a girl.

I learnt parts of this scene to break up with some.

[JeffBridges54]

@AL22isthebest Hah! Joke's on you! He did! Like a boss

[floosybitatch]

I have to return some video tapes! hahaha....uh duh it was based on the late 80's



[bigbrown4114493]

I find this scene hilarious because he flat out just tells her that he's a serial killer and she's like, "as long as you don't have a 2-inch dick, I'm fine."

[BlkDarkness]

I love the description on this video it's tell's me every last important detail.

[aceminator42]

@AL22isthebest luckily he has one

[jooolz9]

You people are ridiculous. He doesn't kill anyone in this movie and he hardly ever ACTUALLY says the outrageous shit that we hear....which is why no one ever responds to it! Sheesh, it's all in his head! He also never killed ANYONE. I thought the end made that REALLY clear and obvious.

[hahohao]

@jooolz9 Actually that's not true, when he thinks in his head you would

be able to tell he wouldn't be moving his mouth. The reason people don't respond

is because it's PURE SATIRE, it's meant to show how ridiculous it is that people would never believe

or suspect that someone like him could be capable of something like that.

[jooolz9]

@hahohao yeah I know I agree with that too. But sometimes I feel like you can either look at it just as a pure satire on the ridiculous yuppie culture.....but I also like to see it as how the superficial shallow culture could also make someone turn into a sociopath...he didn't necessarily have to act out on anything he did. But yes more than anything it was a satire on how self indulgent and absorbed everyone is to even notice a serial killer around them.

[syrinor]

@jooolz9 No, you're wrong. Read the book.

[LaQuintaE]

@jooolz9 Interesting, I didnt know that lol. I thought the things he said was either unheard or too insane for people to either take him serious or believe they heard him correctly. Now I'm about to go watch it again cuz I totally missed the point

[mistressMoro]

''i have to return some videotapes''

im so using that line now hahaha.

[cronous81]

@mistressMoro

Videotapes? That is so retro...

[mistressMoro]

@cronous81 well not gonna say dvd i sound poor

[griffonpop]

omg its Reese Witherspoon :)

[EJB300]

"I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale, cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs"

He just flat out said that!!! Christian Bale and this movie is hilarious!

[69nixon69]

Is this the scene in the book where he makes her eat the chocolate covered urinal cake?

[anouksmom]

@69nixon69

Haha yes it is.

[batman53092]

he's such an artist.

[13thmistral]

iam in touch with humanity XD

[AplhaXi]

Paul Allen watched this video 12 times

[kungfufreddy]

@AplhaXi stop pandering for thumbs up, do something worthwhile with your time, comments like this are not funny nor are they smart.

[casperado666]

i'm in touch with humanity!

[01xvortec]

this is one of my most favorite movies, if not my favorite movie of all time!!! hahaha i remember being in the movie theater in 2000, sophomore or junior in highschool, my friend and i were the ONLY ones cracking up throughout the whole movie when others werent...fucking comical!!

[tehBLAX]

how does bateman get crayons at a 5 star restaurant lol

[kungfufreddy]

@tehBLAX read the book. its a novelty because all the restaurants he attends are very pretentious and typically nouvelle cuisine etc.. in the 80's it was the hip thing to have artsy child like things at one point, just like earlier in the movie it was very in to have a vietnamese pot bellied pig. its supposed to be chic. hope that helps, but seriously read the book.

[dazzlet666]

@tehBLAX Bateman is so INSANE he carries paper and crayons everywhere so he can draw images of destruction on a MASSIVE............. SCALE! when he's not chopping up hookers with a chainsaw and returning video tapes. gotta love this guy!

[ConorMackrell]

@tehBLAX The restaurant is called crayon.

[BiGRiCeD]

@tehBLAX That's the same question I asked when I first saw the movie.

[MidgetOppression]

@tehBLAX Well, he might axe a bitch if he doesn't get them...

[Reignswhatsreal]

@tehBLAX that was funny i don't mean to be literal but how is this 5 star?

[AdamskaHaven]

@tehBLAX You're forgetting the fact that his suits are custom tailored so he's surely got a specifically designed crayon pocket on the inside of the jacket ;). By the way, thanks a bunch to the person who posted the clip!

[tehBLAX]

@AdamskaHaven lol

[TheEviIOyo]

he did kill ppl in the movie that is why there was blood on the sheet the asian cleaners couldnt remove.

unless you really think that shit was cran-apple lol

[kungfufreddy]

@TheEviIOyo in both the book and the book and the movie he definitely did kill people, but the part where he goes to paul allens place (which in the book he had also killed 2 prostitutes at) to investigate what had happened since he had left and finds an apartment viewing is there just to emphasis his psychosis so you dont know who he has really killed, also in the book there is no chronological order like the film so shit happens at various different times

[youngaria]

@TheEviIOyo you can interpret it however you want, but the reason why the sheets were bloody was that he has sex with this woman and bites her where the sun don't shine under the sheet, and her blood stains it.

[procrastinator99]

I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale......

[Anton77bln]

You are not a human!

no, I'm in touch with humanity



[BiggidyBieds]

I've assessed the situation, and, uh, I'm going

[teameymelli1]

ahhhhh I love this film (and novel) mutually exclusive?

[Chnamanjx]

@chicotape16 We're in the age of netflix, itunes. nobody will believe you.

[rockerhead247]

"What about the past? Our past?" *verge of tears*

"We never really shared one." *matter-of-fact*

[WilsonT011]

Scott disick is in this movie????JK 

[TheCashubianman]

- You're inhuman... - No.. I'm in... I'm in touch with humanity.

This is one of the best lines from this movie.

[helloamigos123]

11 people don't return their videotapes on time

[BarnstableFightClub]

Check out the American Psycho (Hip to be square) remake on my page! funny as hell!

[hhhuman]

"I'm in touch with humanity"

[ilmp44]

What's with Reese Witherspoon and having these breakups in restaurants with many people surrounding her? :D

[MrAnandrocker]

Bateman didnt kill anybody...he just imagined those things

[DB3457]

I wonder if Bateman has heard of Blu-ray.......not like he can't afford them.........or at least DVD........man must have a lot of videotapes too........not heard of the internet either? gosh Bateman your one crazy fucker, but we all love ya :D

[rebelyell1983x]

"I know my friends are your friends, and I thought about that... you can have them." :)

[ares12790]

"My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs"

The story of my life.....

[heyholetsgo1990]

I love this scene:)

[iluvyouwyatt]

She doesn't notice the fact that he's drawing a pretty graphic picture on the table, as well as the fact that he tells her of his need to commit murder after murder. I'm surprised that he never killed her.

[akmdez]

"no, I'm..i'm in touch with humanity!" LOL

[ThePSYCHOChannel]

awsome scene!

[00GreyEyedGirl00]

lulz because of this movie whenever I don't wanna tell people where I'm going I tell them I have to return some videotapes xD

[Poochilo]

But WHERE? Such a woman thing to ask.

[RedneckRosso]

you're not terribly important to me. Best break up line