Another TF2 in a nutshell video

[Ryanpyan1]

Alright, I've heard enough. You got the cat.

[TheFlammableGas]

... Why did you edit a soldier's hat on Patrick's head when he was already wearing one?

[xDOLPHINTV]

@TheFlammableGas to bother you

[TheFlammableGas]

@xDOLPHINTV *gasp!* Stupid face!

[heriticflames]

@TheFlammableGas cuz thats the vanilla hat

[SapphireShapeShifter]

@TheFlammableGas didnt you get into a flame war wiht gasmaskmidget 

[TheFlammableGas]

@SapphireShapeShifter Yeah i think so, but I barely remember it.

[SASXxXTactical]

TF2 in a nutshell

Hats......that is all.

[Ozku9]

How to get over 100k views and over 400 likes and some subs (like 100-100k).

Make a video titled ''TF2 in a nutshell''

Search a clip where someone says word ''Hat''

Do some shit to it (like add more hats etc.)

Post it

?????

Profit

[xDOLPHINTV]

@Ozku9 i must have done something wrong because i only have 54 subscribers

[Ozku9]

@xDOLPHINTV Well... Sometimes you get less and sometimes more so maybe you just got a bit unlucky, but hey you still have over 100k views. Go on and say everyone you meet ''Fuck you i have over 100k views on ONE video and you only have 100 views total on 1000 videos'' remember you have the privilege to do it.

[Janitor95]

LOL!!!! Thats why I dont play life sucking games like TF2 because bitches be tripping every 5 secs I play. So thats why I play actually good games. The single players ones. Like Skyrim or Yume Nikki and Bio-shock and make arrow to the knee comments.....*puts shades on* YEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!!!

[BWYGR111]

@Janitor95 I heard Call Of Duty is a great single player game, with army hats.

[Janitor95]

@BWYGR111 LOL. Along with assholes telling you to play online even though all they do is rage that you suck.

[KlLLAH573]

@Janitor95 Then maybe you should play some serious single-player shmups like DoDonPachi DaiOuJou or Touhou 12.

People won't be raging at you, you'll be raging at yourself.

[Janitor95]

@KlLLAH573 Sounds like a plan.

[pelz16]

jesus christ another one? are you fucking serious?

[xDOLPHINTV]

@pelz16 did you rike it?

[LozoRozoDX]

0:05 through 0:12 is F2P begging for hats as usual.

[Nongee01]

If tf2 is a FPS then why do people buy hats that they cant even see?

[ComputerExpert0]

I used to be able to wear hats like this, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[loke177]

6 things mr @ComputerExpert0

1: it's ''IN'' the knee

2: play the game before you make that joke

3: take a cooter to the johnson

4: it's not a funny joke anymore so shut up

5: ?????

6: congratz, you just got some of your youtube dignity back

CHEER! :D

[NeonTMCT]

There isn't a knee hitbox In tf2 i think

[la78945871231]

why did you put a hat over patricks hat...?

[xDOLPHINTV]

@acfreak55 stop that

[vbotond9]

@acfreak55 GTFO

[loke177]

@acfreak55 it's ''IN'' the knee you fucktard

[unseenmarauder]

*Hat Joke*

[aln447]

P2P Scout and F2P Patrick.

[burnerthehedgehog]

patrick now owes squidward 3 refined and a gibbus

[nigahiga68]

you've got the CAT.

[ElectroAde]

Sure you can take my hat for 5 ref.

[Tenmi11ion]

who's that big nose guy talking to gabe?

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

It's not 'May I take you hat, sir?', it's 'GIVE MY YOUR HAT, MOTHER FUCKER!!!' by a 12 year old.

[MrSamuel745]

"Alright i've heard enough, you've got the CAT" :3

[WorseThanGunboats]

this is why i play xbox

[SexyGothicBoi]

@WorseThanGunboats that made noo sense

[WorseThanGunboats]

@SexyGothicBoi well i dont play tf2

[xDOLPHINTV]

@WorseThanGunboats that makes even less sense

[SexyGothicBoi]

@WorseThanGunboats But its on xbox so i dont get it :p

[WorseThanGunboats]

@SexyGothicBoi i was unaware

[TehMarioFan64]

Why do I understand at 0:06 Meidc take your hat sir, Meidc take your hat sir! ◕ ‿‿ ◕

[jonnycashman100]

Patrick should be the new SOLIDER class

[Shatteredcraft]

F2P in a nutshell.

[TRImaster69]

Patrick has a spycrab under his stash!

[XBOX360WiiPlayer]

You've got the CAT

[EvilMonkeyMadman]

This is how i trade in TF2...

[cadu9911]

ms puff is scout mother lololol

[TheBatmanSmells]

The 5 main key words of TF2 are: 'hats', 'medic', 'dispenser', 'keys' and 'crates'

[Smischmal]

I haven't played TF2 in a long time but, I understand that there are hats now. Is that right? Is that what I'm getting from all of these hat references?

HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS.

[xDOLPHINTV]

@Smischmal there are no hats. only socks and belts

[TehLB]

@Smischmal The game is now about getting hats and trading items. The shooting is a minigame.

[Fox8745]

this video is the most accurate on tf2

[EricMaynard1996]

ILL GIVE YOU 1 MILLION DOLLERZ FUR THAT HAT!

[robertsfunny1995]

Kind of reminds me of last night when I went to Cedar Point, I almost lost my hat on the magnum, but miraculously in landed in the cart behind me so I didn't lose it.

[robertsfunny1995]

22 people didn't get the hat.

[xxjumalaxx]

thats how i trade

[CalebTA88]

alright you get the CAT

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

Can I trade your hat sir?

[TheJason011]

watching tf2 in a nutshells makes me wanna play may i take ur hat sir into my mic

[PaP3RgVnZ]

its obvious patricks a scammer

[asianboywonder2312]

that reminds me! I need to go beg for free hats!

[LLS12341]

Patrick= F2P

Squidward = premium

[superbob620]

i have a tyranus :P

[Reloadcz]

MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR ?

[Zeugirdor994]

Why did you put the Stash over Patrick? He was already wearing the Lumbricus Lid :D

[Xephirox900]

Ill stick to my Gibus :) or plain jane vanilla

[mattuiop]

Moar leik trading in a nutshell

[blakenbryce]

Hats are cocaine...do the drug....

[mrDarkmage459]

I'LL GIVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS FOR THAT HAT!!!!

[xDOLPHINTV]

@brickyblockylegos i'll slap you

[Gawssa]

Why is there so many TF2 in a nutshell videos with spougebob?

[xDOLPHINTV]

@Gawssa because they say hat fairly often. pretty much anything that says hat in it is eligible for something like this. sad, i know

[laughingfurry]

@xDOLPHINTV

And crates.

[MF0TY]

@xDOLPHINTV Not as sad as the fact TF2 has become a hat collecting sim. Or the fact we still don't have half life 3... Or part 3... :P

[PyroEmbrace]

@xDOLPHINTV Strangely... The bar disagree's with you but the thumbs agree with you

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

And the magic word Is:

Hat.

[burnerthehedgehog]

ARE THOSE FUCKING ANNOTATIONS?

[xDOLPHINTV]

@burnerthehedgehog yes. half the comments are "you got the cat" so i figured i would shove a bunch of annotations in there

[burnerthehedgehog]

@xDOLPHINTV i understand why, its just... i had no idea they could be shaped like that. you are an annotateing GOD

[xDOLPHINTV]

@burnerthehedgehog PRAY TO ME

[burnerthehedgehog]

@xDOLPHINTV silly little man.

GODS DO NOT PRAY TO OTHER GODS.

[negative1up]

@xDOLPHINTV Can't. Too busy praying to Lauren Faust.

[dylanmcdonald95]

@negative1up Hail Celestia

[nightslayer5]

you've got the CAT.

[Gavin17259]

He said cat

*serious face*

[GuysWithSungasses]

:no:

[NutJob421]

@GuysWithSungasses :yes: :troll:

[EBJjengaXD]

for every kill i get i say

May I take your hat sir!

[lemurboy123]

You've got the CAT!

[lukestermnac]

You've got the CAT

[BzzrkGrl]

PATRICK IS SPY!

[FrohmanEliteMovies]

Is it jsut me, or is he saying "My names dr rockzo"? Is Patrick a rock and roll clown who does cocaine?

[11010101101110111111]

@FrohmanEliteMovies hes saying "may i take your hat sir"

[ed1222]

@BottleBoot So is your Youtube nickname, but I'm not blatently pointing that out, am I?

[BlockDie824]

I'LL GIVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS FOR THAT HAT!

[Scarjaka]

"All right I've heard enough, you've got the cat!"

[ed1222]

@BottleBoot Sollie=Short for "Soldier"

[MaikChannle]

man i love this soldier Hat :(

[mavoelker]

Youve got the CAT!

[minerlord60]

Thumbs Up if you thought you had somthing on your screen when that green thing came up

[tristram599]

MAY I TAKE UR ANSWER?

MAY I TAKE UR HEeeaddd sir?

[ed1222]

Cut out Squidwards first sentance.

Make the Sollie Stash on Patrick a normal Soldier helmet.

Rename this to "F2Pers in a nutshell"

[playswithknives9001]

TF2 : The best War-Themed Hat Simulator, I too joined in hopes the core would help straighten out my life. Gentlemen.

[supersoniche]

You've got the cat?

[donutsndcoffee]

squidward: regular tf2 player

patrick: f2p player who will try to beg for hats.

[RandomZace]

@donutsndcoffee im F2P player and i never beg for hats infact no F2p player ive met has begged for hats so STFU

[xDOLPHINTV]

@RandomZace i'm pretty sure f2p can't wear hats anyway

[RandomZace]

@xDOLPHINTV yes we can

[donutsndcoffee]

@RandomZace lol, say that to the rest of the tf2 community that aren't f2p players. what will you get?

[dotso95]

Alright i heard enough you got the cat

[Hyperstar96]

Alright, I've heard enough. You've got the cat.

[brykeso25]

Funny.. I have both of those hats XD

[GtaFreak2010]

hoovy

[shrek187]

gib hat sir plz?

i report u

[MarbalTm]

hat

[tyber32]

price check on team captain

[KAHEBLEH]

alright, ive heard enough, you got the CAT

[DemonMasterAnsem]

Shouldn't that Soldier's stash be a Lumbricus Lid?

[acau77]

My I trade your hat, sir?

MAY I TRADE YOUR HAT, SIR?

MAY I-

ok Ive traded enough.

[mrRPGamers]

I wanted the brainslug....

[omgguy1234567891]

F2p beggers in a nutshell...

[asteroidrules]

Alright I've head enough, you've got the cat.

[mudkiprules4]

1.find a show that references hats

2.call it TF2 in a nutshell

3.????

4.PROFIT!!!

[xDOLPHINTV]

@mudkiprules4 and to think this is my most viewed video

[xDOLPHINTV]

@Foilsdown i'm not bragging about the amount of views as much as i am concerned about why so many people are watching this

[MaliciousVendetta]

@mudkiprules4

1. Be Jesus

2.Walk on water

3.????

4. PROPHET!!!

[TF2playerwhohateCOD]

PATRICK IS PYRO

[assassin1436]

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[xDOLPHINTV]

@assassin1436 ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

[SpychoSpy]

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[SpychoSpy]

@xDOLPHINTV uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuu

[Gargomon251]

@xDOLPHINTV Here comes another chinese earthquake

[Zeightix]

@xDOLPHINTV aeiou

[LifeRunner4000]

@assassin1436 aeiou.

Don't worry, I'm from the internet :3

[LifeRunner4000]

@assassin1436 aeiou.

Don't worry, I'm from the internet :3

[SladeForelly]

@assassin1436 wtf brazilians have to do with this?

[julianjarrod]

did he say "You got the cack"?

[tf2sniper1001]

I going start micspaming that till people trade me hats :DDDDD

[boomerang2455]

Honestly,i kind of like the ye olde baker boy.

[coolchillrock]

trading in a nutshell

[Bloxy123]

(Trading Session)

PatrickStar12345: MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR?

TheSquid9001: ...

PatrickStar12345: MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR?!

TheSquid9001: -_-

PatrickStar12345: MAY I TAKE

TheSquid9001: Alright, alright, you've got the h(c)at!

[DidYourMomOSaurus]

the actual hat he was wearing looked like a lumbricus lid... Y U PUT A SOLDIERS" STASH\

[bobkratos]

Trading in a nutshell. Nice

[Lidrena]

Fine take my hat. just leave the server.

[voidnothing]

What Will We Do With the Drunken Demopan.

[PikaPokemon4ever7]

You've got the cat!

[illegalwaffles]

should've been lumbricus lid. other than that, very nice

[CombineHgrunt]

Another TF2 in a nutshell comment.

[xDOLPHINTV]

when i first started playing tf2 i said to myself "hey, almost all of the characters are wearing hats. that's pretty coincidental". look what happened. i think hats were my fault in some way

[Dissruptance]

@xDOLPHINTV

Same thing with me.

Except about their gloves.

[mrfuddleman]

tf2 traders in a nutshell

[ORANGEGARBAGE07]

"Alright, I've heard enough. You've got the cat."

[Matimoo]

Patrick: May I take your hat sir?

Demopan: 2 REFINED.

[xDOLPHINTV]

why is this getting so many views

[jameszespy001]

@xDOLPHINTV God who no's

[domo5671]

@xDOLPHINTV because its so true

[Starfalko]

Patrick has found: Triboniophorus Tyrannus

[BBNick76]

If your like me and have the Officer Ushanka, this is all you hear throughout the game

[garysnail123]

Wait, but if he's suppsed to be taking hats, shouldn't he be wearing a Gibus?

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

he should of had heavy hat!

[Jimmyloungegecko]

MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR MAY I MAKE YOUR CAT PURR MAY I TOUCH YOUR LAP SIR MAY I TAKE A CRAP SIR MAY I GET AN ANSWER MAY WE RUN A LAP SIR MAY I MAKE A FAP SIR MAY I RHYME A RAP SIR MAY I IT'S A TRAP!!!!!! SIR MAY I FAKE A LAUGH SIR MAY I RUB YOUR SACK SIR MAY I SET UP FRAPS SIR MAY I READ A MAP SIR MAY I SHANK A RAT SIR MAY I LOSE AT RAP SIR MAY I GET A ZAP SIR MAY I LICK A TACK SIR MAY I EAT BIG MACS SIR MAY I SWING A BAT SIR MAY I WEAVE A MAT SIR MAY I DRAIN THE SAP SIR MAY I CHEAT AT GAP SIR

[irishtrash15]

You've got the CAT!

[zealot766]

sounds like alright ive heard enof you got the cat

[Tinman11223344]

This. Is spot on.

[raymaster56]

Better than mine at least you made it look like tf2 +1 thumb <3