Make The Sandvich

[werehog1606]

lol

heute machen wirs ein heavy-sandwich

heavy : JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[coolbobby100]

mmmh lecker :D

[geri5678]

does heavy eat the sticks too?

[xseb5x]

I actually bought the ingredients to make a sandvich cause it looked pretty damn tasty.

[Magnum8bit]

really tasty sandwich

[wassup625]

Why wasn't a woman making this?

[corrivalnumber]

@wassup625 bad joke is baaaad

[bunbunjohn]

@corrivalnumber ikr

[corrivalnumber]

@bunbunjohn :P

[bunbunjohn]

@corrivalnumber BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD -heavy

[canotolto]

@wassup625 Because it isn't a sandwich.

[dsfaty]

huuuuuuuuuum, delicious! =D

[THECRAZEBLING]

Samuel L Jackson: "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

[BastuBasti]

@THECRAZEBLING

no, only german.

[IamTheaveragegamer]

miracle whip is not mayo my friend.

[13DogKiller]

stolen

[acepilot1997]

TROLL SAPPIN SOMEONE ELSES VIDEO!

[11125Hunter]

Stolen video >:(

[AvatarFanForLife]

Stolen Video.

[DHGameStudios]

Stolen video, this was uploaded one day after the original video, which is exactly the same.

[Kevin2597]

Das Sandvich schmeckt sehr lecker.

[gamerguy2k8]

0:01 - 0:15 Demoman opening XD

[XxxJakecw97xxX]

@gamerguy2k8 No scout opening

[Nussschuss]

alle schreiben wdir ne nachricht auf englisch XD ich liebe das sandvich

[MiniUberPyro]

I AM BULLET PRO...*Gets shot in head by sniper*

[iChopBalls]

Oh My God. SO MUCH MAYO.

[2Ghost117]

mach ich gleich nach

[OXOTHUK101]

this is fun day xD

[soappop]

Vielen Dank für das Hochladen.

[hewtoi]

to those who say he should speak English... do you really need it in English to tell what the ingredients are XD

[MultiDarksonic]

MAYO!! you monster

[MrDirtyMidget]

Great video,and @ all you haters.You are dumb as hell

[shawn2007g]

MAYO?? MAYO!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONLY THIS!!!!!

BREAD! LETTUCE! TOMATOES! CHEESE! TOOTHPICK! OLIVES!

[wraithtaker1]

@shawn2007g WHAT ABOUT HAM?!

[GamersCentury]

fail on you... he has no mayo on it!!!

[UzaruSchutzengel]

MyTeamfortress is MEDIC D: :P

[wowseyl]

NOM NOM NOM, Mensch, jetzt hab ich aber sowas von Heisshunger!

[saintvalentine]

that is waaay too much mayo dude.

[Darthane]

Perfect until he cuts it, the sandvich is always shown cut slightly off from the diagonal.

Well made lvl 5 lunch-box item otherwise.

[KoHcTpyKTop666Cmeptu]

SANDWICH!!!IIIINKOOOOMING!

OMNOMNOMOMNOM

[Sp33d3v1l]

sandvich and me are going to bit your ass

[Yorsefener]

why speak in german? speak in the universal language...

i saw a wedding ring there...

you're merried and can't speak english? O_o

its scary to think about it...

[Flippeh]

@Yorsefener I thought it was called "married"? Talk about speaking english! What if he WANTED to speak german and not english? Think about it!

[Flippeh]

@Yorsefener I thought it was called "married". Talk about english. What if he wanted to make the video in german? Think about it.

[SatanOfTheAngels]

@Yorsefener

Are you really that stupid? First of all, not everyone speaks English. Accept it. And second, what the hell does being married have to do with speaking English?

[Afspeellijst]

@Yorsefener Why does everyone have to speak English? It isn't the global language and why do merried people have to speak english..? If you're being a jackass, do it somewhere else.

[shadic96]

MEDIC! HELP ME!!! HELP NOW!

[Centaurian0190]

Stop calling every german guy a "nazi", if you call every german a nazi you are nazi yourself

[Sku11Hax]

isnt this johnnyurin's video?

[ICEbweaka9]

LOL at 0:33 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[jonnyskat98]

y'know theres been 119 pc updates for tf2!!!? AND GUESS WHAT!!! ABSOULTELY ZERO FOR XBOX!! SO GEE VALVE THINK FOR THIS LIL PARTY HOW BOUT YOU THROW XBOX A FUCKING BONE?

[Iceball98]

@jonnyskat98 well,i think valve loves PC more than Xbox or PS3

[WistonFreeman]

@jonnyskat98 VAVLe realized that the average XBOX player isn't as good as the average PC player. So they are punishing you for your bad playing.

[plankton22]

@jonnyskat98 So do you want to pay little by little for every individual update, or just pay ONCE when all the updates are finished? It's your choice. Dummkopf.

[ShadowtailsST]

@jonnyskat98

Valve loves Steam, it's where they get their big bucks from. Steam is a computer only program, they benefit from releasing PC updates, but Xbox updates wouldn't help Valve at all.

[WistonFreeman]

@ShadowtailsST VALVe earns royalties on every game sold on Steam, giving them 80%(about) of all Computer game profits.

[crazymonkey246810]

@jonnyskat98 lol rage

[DonutEatingMachine]

@jonnyskat98 Well on the xbox/ps3 verssion i think the one that manages it is EA not valve.

[seriousgamers01]

lol when heavy voice said OH THIS IS BAD he hates his sandvich lol THAT SANDVICH IS A SPY

[mira533]

Mhm______ lecker

ich mach mir jetzt auch eins ;D

[schnitzelfresser58]

@mira533 Mhm--------- lecker hört sich an wie dr cox

[TheVivalos]

lol du kommst vorbei und bastels mir so eins sieht ja überlecker aus :D

[homad100]

hm.... will auch son ^^Sandvich^^

[Technofre4k90]

@xBASEMANx du bringst - 80.000.000 weil du existierst un deine Eltern - 100.000.000 weil sie dich erschaffen haben....

[xBASEMANx]

pizza bringt -540 healthpoints

und türken -20.000 wegen dem aussehen

[Wizieify]

wow i cant believe they made a video on how to make a sandvich T_T

[Eliittimies]

Dont run, its just haaammm!

[BOLDArcher]

Look at you itty bitty men running from medic making sandvich! It's just haaam!

[s0ulsaver]

haha nice work... :D

[Kirbypuff]

Look at you tiny-itty-bitty men running from sandvich!

[Polcheey]

OM NOM NOM OM NOM

[zerosvc2]

Imma make one now!

But I'm gonna use no mayo, and BALONEY! It make good fuel for keeling COWARDS! *heavy laugh*

[cheremenin]

OM NOM NOM OM NOM

[Otacon661]

Ich finde du bist blōd. Do some Sport.

[ItalianoConfuso]

OM NOM NOM

[letrien21]

were the fuck is the baloney its missin?!?!?

[darkbrian788]

dont run its just ham!

[massimobestpalylol]

I really want to make the heavy glorified ham and swiss cheese sandwich now

[matthew11174]

To make a Sandvich, you must first invent the Universe.

[sc4v3ng3rSST]

PLEASE make an english version

[MixedUpMeows]

Tasty :D

[frontlined97]

lol the medic makin the sandvich for heavy...its like germany makin smthn gd for russia

[EPIKFALE]

i made that for lunch

SANDVICH IS DELICIOUS!!!!

[REALwoombath]

Mayo?

[ryuunosuke712]

It's moist and delicious!

[Mickekzon]

SANDVICH IS GOOD!

btw, you germans use the words"meat" and "vegetables"?

[OldSuperMarioBros]

Not really. You just devides the ingredients into catagories that he names in English since he also keeps referring back to TF2 obviously.

[Mickekzon]

Im hungarian and i dont say "most rárakom a meatet." (now i put the meat on it). We usuallay use only international words or "hungarize" them.

yes, languages are beautiful and interesting :)

[OldSuperMarioBros]

Sure but in German, you usually just use the English terms in business and technoligy, etc.

[baliszabo]

@Mickekzon Én is magyar vagyok :D

[BarneyCelhoun]

lecker ^^

voll geil ich machs nach und nimms in der schule mit

wenn ich es dann fress dann mach ich "nom nom nom!..."

lol wenn ich das vorn familientisch mach bin ich das größte schwein ^^

[capitalsown]

Nasty that's miracle whip

[Superduperhog]

looks delicious :D

[Gargomon251]

Why is the title English if all the talking is German?

[TheFreakadelle]

Just for moaaaar Clicks ;) You*re welcome!

[Gargomon251]

That's pretty stupid. And misleading.

[IMInfected86]

Troll'd.

[Gargomon251]

I guess I was.

[shootforlife21]

did you copy the video or did you make it?

[TheFreakadelle]

Kalle made it!

[thaCURSEDpie]

Und, wie schmeckt's? :D

[justpostin123]

0:1 - 0:11 That Was an engineer XD

[gehtdoch13]

ich hab nem typen zugesehen wie er n sandvich macht... und ich fands geil

[CurseOwnz]

its the medic preparing the sandvich!

[capitalsown]

Nasty. That's miracle whip not mayonnaise :p.

[Muskelman19]

Damit! Now I'm hungry!

[Ronjondon]

Ihr seit alle voll die *********

Nur weil ihr nicht so kreativ seit ...

[Skooma714]

Are you the Medic or his son/grandson?

[sweetblazincronic9]

If eating is sure to result in victory THAN YOU MUST EAT! Heavy said that. An I'd say he know's a little more about sandvich than you do pal because he invented it. Than he ate the sandvich so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!

[Centaurian0190]

anyone know the translation <:I

[Pr0Alkaline]

Today we're going to make us a heavy sandwich. It's not that difficult and doesn't cost to much, you can get al the product at Aldi. It'll cost 30-40 cent(euro) (dont want to translate all, i'll only do the importend parts from now) 1. White bread 2. Mayonaise 3. Large slice of pork (Ham?) 4.Cheese 5.Two tomatos 6. Salad 7. 2nd bread 8. Two olives done!

[Centaurian0190]

yummy

[acouragefann]

@BlackwingDragon

are you saying that every single german guy is a nazi? WoW, congrats, you really are a close minded bastard.

[acouragefann]

1) I don't do ignorance sorry

2) Youtubes comment system, which allows free speach

3) I do, because its obviously just a intolerant and absolutely senseless comment made on a german video

4) Yes, shows how narrow minded you are. And all americans are part of the KKK I suppose?

5) I find it amusing that you judge people over the internet. But I am ignorant?. And whos fanboy was I? Have you ever taken into consideration, that I might be german? Or part german? Anything like that? I doubt it

[BlackwingDragon]

Sieg heil too, filthy nazi.

Oh i didn't bother reading your RAGE, I just enjoy it.

[acouragefann]

fascinating. You can enjoy stuff, without experiencing it.

[rene2432]

Get back to the future you idiot and stop life in the WWII

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF KRAUT SHIT

[BlackwingDragon]

Keep talking angry nazi, your account is gonna be mine <3.

[NemisisGanda]

:/ thx

[CurseOwnz]

like your mom is gonna be mine

[WistonFreeman]

@NemisisGanda "Faggots" is a really bad word to use here. Nazis killed Jews, homosexuals(offensively called "Fags"), and other groups. Try "Douchebags" or "Assholes".

[NemisisGanda]

@WistonFreeman my english isn't that good, so I had to use a word that seems to be right here...

anyway, the nazi time was 70 years ago, but the people are to primitive, here on youtube.

[CurseOwnz]

well nothin much to expect by a guy called blackwingdragon, its likely that his social skills are cut down to WoW by now

[CurseOwnz]

whatever, just keep on recording bossfights that no one even remotely cares about

[CurseOwnz]

i thought i was an americunt just some hours ago

[Forgottnemmy]

Wow you must be really stupid to think that all germans are nazis, the one that actually started and ended nazism was a messed up, crazy austrian guy who didn't like the peace negotiations in Versaille.

But to put it simple: Adolf Hitler = Messed Up Austrian Guy Who Hated Jews (He Was A Jew)

[BlackwingDragon]

Whatever you say, sieg heil nazi.

You are just butthurt at reality, not me.

GO ON ATTACK REALITY NOW WITH YOUR NAZI SPACECRAFT.

[SasukAkura]

your a fucking idiot you know kid?

[Pr0Alkaline]

That sentence doesn't even make sence in German.

[acouragefann]

If you want to spice it up, slice one green or red chilli (whichever one you prefer) into very small slices, and just add one slice after every single layer! I usually leave the mayonnaise out though

[iamsmert123]

I don't speak your language, but the tutorial was GREAT!

[Julianpig77]

thats alot of mayo for one sandwich

[seva809]

Can't undertand Can't make it then

[DeadlyNeurotoxin]

you must be retarded if you cant make a sandwich

[SousukeSagara93]

It's not a sanwich, it's the Sanvich.

[DeadlyNeurotoxin]

well he could just watch the video, its not that hard to make

[EmpoBona]

Sandvich, stupid. >_>

[Mazaveli]

DON'T RUN, ITS ONLY HAM!

[Zanfire11]

DON'T RUN, ITS JUST HAAAAM!

[FrauleinFive]

SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG!

[PankeymanProductions]

Danke, doctor!

[Drainx275]

thats not a sandvich thats THE sandvich

[ghhost92]

PEEKABOO!

[quasiverse]

Das ist gut aber Miracle Whip ist brutto. xP Ich mag Mayonnaise.

[breadguy97]

just made a sandvich, it was great =D

[sweetblazincronic9]

Great now im hungry.

[DupiDani]

hmm... :) I have to make a heavy sandvich! :D

[sk958]

your hard to understand :( are you german?

[Destructides]

Yup, it's a German dude. But I suppose you understand the visual instructions nonetheless ^^

[Pirkinmaa]

"wut r doz red things wtf?!!!" XD

[JuanAntonioFiectro]

It's good I was eating while watching this video... xD

[tobcyxob]

Now I'm hungry!

[lucasguillen]

nom nom nom pnom nom

I AM FULL OF SANDVICH AND IM COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MentalMate]

I've just imagined how Heavy himself is making ones for him.

[Pichla95]

mhhhmmmhmhmmhmhmhmhmhhhmm

lecka (schmackhaft)

[thumbscake]

subtitles!!!!

[Zas379]

Right after i watched this video i went and made me a sandvich exact same ingredients and every thing.(i just happened to have everything =D). i tell ya it was damn good!

[CCMrJones]

:D seehr geil

moist and delicious!!

[emrekyl92]

was hast du gegen geflügel ??! xD

[rotjesenmatjes]

Nom nom nom... XD

[wedewdw]

sandwich and me are going to beat your ass

[ProfessorStiles]

Haha, toll. Ganz komisch.

[Mikey129]

This version of the sandvich is very realistic!

[Demetri790FX]

u made a big mistake now mann co and tf industries are going to sue u for illeagal making of their ediable device

[KirbyEatedYou]

Oh, heck yes! Finally, a video in a foreign language I actually know! Eat it, Spanish. (Or eat the sandwich, see if I care.)

[axl2396]

sanvich make me strong!

[joemanYT]

It would be funny if the scout ran it and stole it from you. XD

[Metalzora]

Zat vas delicious!

[Nemeltneg]

Sandvich and me going to kick your arse~!