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  • Pink armor = more crotch space then red armor = Sarge has a small crotch?

  • thumps up if your watching this in 2012

  • "Options are optional" lol

  • are you becoming retarded?

  • I'll take that lube job. :D

  • w8 a minute..... isn't that room supposed to have a flag

  • @Zandame1 its optional.

  • oh donut has always been my favorite ever since he was tricked into going to finding a store for some elbow grease

  • @bambinobabymonster Haha me too I loved it when he asked if they were going to have a sleepover

  • LOOB JEOB!

    

  • Good Buddha's noodle!

  • RvB marathon FTW!!!!!!!!!!

  • lots of magical materchef colours!

  • "Options are optional."

  • Donut and Caboose,

    BIFs; Best Idiots Forever

  • When Church possesses Donut, how come he doesn't say "Heauegerkergerk" Like normal? :(

  • fuck that im pissed lets fight!

  • "AND A BIGGER SWITCH!" LMFAOOOO

  • Oh poor caboose he almost had a shining moment

  • @aceofaces18 he almost got gay. If Donut asked Caboose Truth or Dear, what would the results be if Caboose choosed Dear? Gay stuff...

  • @sverredennye Is English your first language?

  • @AZproductions117 No, it's my second language :P

  • Donut and caboose xD

  • Church: So, what were you guys talking about?

    Caboose: Oh..nothing.

    Church: Oh wanna braid each other's hair?

    xD LOL

  • Seriously, why are we negotiating with donut LOL

  • Fuck that im pissed lets fight

  • 49 people think options are not optional

  • Caboose + donut=Friend 4 eva!

  • I lold hella hard when simmons shot one shot at them, and was like "Ok now your under attack, go ahead and surrender Bitch" and then Sarge is just like "Niiiice thinkin' son" I LOLD SO HARD

  • All right you blue scum suckers!!!!

  • Best use of "Are you becoming retarded?" ever IMO.

  • thumbs up if you saw the "How To Approach A Woman" video and thought "WTF!!!??"

  • @MultiTitanicman I guess it was beacause of Tucker. lol xD

  • caboose and donut both became idiots over the years

  • But, what is cloud gaming, its a- F*** why wont the skip button work!

  • Donut R.I.P

  • we demand the return of our robot and our pink private...

    hahaha xD

    I love Red vs Blue

  • Lets play Truth Or Dare!

    Okay you start.

    Okayyy umm, truth!

    Okay, you have to tell me.... all of the red teams secrets!

    Aww damn, you tricked me! You blue guys are so smart. Now listen closely.. Our biggest secret is....

  • Caboose reminds me of boxxy

  • 49 viewers were given robots with small switches.

  • i like how churched fucked up the plan of caboose (when he asks donut to tell him all red secrets)

  • and a bigger switch!!! LOL

  • Only Donut would be tricked by Caboose...

  • and 95% are the only luca

  • âll the videos on the side are yoga or porn like stuff :D

  • "NO! The plan does not involve mayonnaise!!!" i want THAT on a shirt.

  • "where haveing a sleep over"

    "sure, your a nice lady" lmao

  • am i the only one who finds "pink private" a little weird?

  • The first time they say ef in this season.

  • anyone get the "i smell a rat" reference? :)

  • "FUCK THAT I'M PISSED LETS FIGHT" best line so far

  • Wheres the flag???

  • im trying to eat and this ****ing premeture persperation commertial come up and i almost lose my breakfast that im eating right now

  • [Church] Do we have a crockpot?

    [Tucker] No, Caboose made a trade with an annoying guy from blue command.

    [Tucker] He swapped it for a.. Mystery Box.

    [Church]What was in the Mystery Box?

    [Tucker]140 jars of mayonaise.

    LOL

  • love the way sarge says lube job

  • his lube jobs ARE fantastic!

  • Idiot meeting for the WIN!!!

  • "AND A BIGGER SWITCH!"

    man i lol'd

  • but, what is cloud gaming? cloud gaming is a- *skip this ad*

  • @shanesuss

    *Doesn't even see ad* *Has ad blocker*

  • @shanesuss still better than the music commercial

  • "NO SPANISH!! AND A BIGGER SWITCH!!!" lol

  • the plan does not involve mayonnaise.

    Dammit I knew there was a catch!

  • Options are Optional.

  • Why exactly are we negotiating with Donut?

  • Y'know who else lube-jobs are fantastic? my mom!

  • @Thenottyboy1 *HIGH FIVE*

  • Just noticed that Caboose sounds like the dog from the movie Up

  • Awww motherfucker...

    Ok now you are under atack go sunrrender bitch

    Good think son

    Aww the humanity

    Alright we surrender

    Fuck that im pist lest fight

    jajajajjaa that is so fucking halayrus

  • The red team doesn't understand what surrender means.

  • "Are we gonna have a sleepover, 'cause that would be awesome."

    ........

    "You're a nice lady."

  • are you becoming retarded?

  • funniest ending so far

  • this is amazing

    

  • Church: Do we even have a crock pot?

    Tucker: No, Caboose traded it to Blue Command for a mystery box.

    Church: What was in the box?

    Tucker: 140 jars of mayonnaise.

    Church: Well that was a good trade

  • I can't get over how much I love this XD

    "I can't take this we're all gonna die!"

    Donut and Caboose = pure epic win

  • O'Malley's voice when he's in Doc kinda reminds me of Cobra Commander

  • Church: I don't think they're going for it.

    A shot goes behind Tucker, startling him and Church... wouldn't it startle you?

    Tucker: Oh, mother fucker!

  • i think church is a bit gay

  • "What were you two guys talkin about?"

    "Oh, nothing..."

    "...You wanna braid each others hair?"

    XD

  • I'ts fucking 2:00am and I'm still watching season 2 

  • I want a shirt that says "Options are Optional".

  • @ThePokemonfan365 I LOVE POKEMON!!

  • are we gonna have a sleep over, cause that would be sweet.

    ..........your a nice lady

  • Donut: "are we gonna have a sleep over?!"

    classic caboose: "your a nice lady"

  • caboose is so mental

    

  • i cant decide who i like more ... caboose... or donut

  • Sarge is one shrewd salesman.

  • and a bigger switch XD

  • He obvioulsy likes switches

  • @Wooperton That it is

  • PLus are we sure donut isnt a trans?

  • Church: The plan does not involve mayo

    Tuker: Damn I knew there would be a catch.

  • me thinks that caboose and donuts mayb twins -.-' LOLZ

  • @mckeeca93 me on halo is like doughnut and caboose mixed together

  • lol I love the possession sounds.

  • im on autoplay and my video froze at 6:26

  • theres no 6:27

  • what accent does caboose have?

  • @ThoFresh114 dumb one.

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  • caboose+donut<3

  • donut the reds biggest secret is hupawakapukatika

  • lol whats on the bottem of his leg lol

  • AND A BIGGER SWITCH, lol

  • Instead of team edward and team jacob there should be team red and team blue :P

  • @MultiTalentedFilms  there is its called crypts vs. blood lol

  • caboose and donut finally meet

  • it would be so cool if rooster teeth could redo all the episodes on to halo reach and halo 4 that would be boss

  • @CooperUKSF NO. It would DEFINITELY be NOT OK if Roosterteeth redid all the episodes on the new halo games.

    The old Blood Gulch,

    the old sounds and old recording devices, the old series itself and the old guitar strums...

    This is the Blood Gulch Chronicles. It takes place on Blood Gulch. OLD Blood Gulch. Nowhere else.

  • @Muirbidul New Blood Gulch is too big anyway

  • Church: "Besides, if i dont get her a body, shes gonna steal mine anyways."

    Tucker: "Yeah, good point."

    Church: *bitch*

  • Are you becoming retarded?

  • I...I CANT TAKE THIS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! lolmao

  • LOL

    

  • anyone else think that griff sounds kinda like jerry from code monkeys?

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  • Caboose and Donut would be perfect friends lolol.

  • lol immature but pink private :)

  • "and a bigger switch!"

  • tucker: "are you becoming retarded?"

    I woke up my family.even though that wasn't that funny. ('._.)

  • donut and caboose are both dumb and funny #LOL

  • Thumbs up for the red team.

  • these guys spend a lot of time looking through their snipers and not shooting...

  • caboose and donut remind me of gir from invader zim

  • are we going to have a sleep over?

    you are such a nice lady.

  • pink private ROFL

  • caboose and donuts are rookies and are stupid they are should be best friends

  • Caboose and Donut the 2 biggest idiots of this show they make me lol

  • donut isnt as funny

  • does anyone else realize donut is the new caboose and caboose isnt as stupid?

  • o'mally = me

    AHAHAHAHAHA >:D

  • YES FINALLY CABOOSE AND DONUT FINALLY MEET YAY!!

  • It sounds like tucker could get laid easier than I could...

  • I love the names on this show, Donut, Griff, Caboose

  • DONUT:OK LISTEN CLOSELY,OUR BIGGEST SECRET IS.......UHH CHA CHA BAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA KA LOL

  • @carlosiscool755 its hegahurgark.

  • Haha lubejobs

  • OMG CABOOSE AND DONUT IM LOVING IT!!

  • I would watch an entire episode purely of Caboose and Donut having a conversation.

  • Options are Optional! :L

  • Now that you have been humiliated by our superior military strategy, we demand the return of our robot and our pink private.

  • SILENCE WOMAN! ! ! ! ! !

    I need to go change my pants now!

  • ....Are you becoming retarded? O.o

  • ....and a lube job! I've been told my lube jobs are fantastic! rofl

  • What is in the mystery box? ...140 jars of mayonaise...

  • IT'S A TRAP!

  • quote from episode top comment again. fans of this show are deep thinkers. let me try "hows it going tucker" X ) or ; D. now everyone whore out with thumbs up.

  • ...and A BIGGER SWITCH! xD

  • caboose and donut are such a pair

  • OPTIONS ARE OPTIONAL!

  • THE PLAN DOES NOT INVOLVE MAYONNAISE!

  • 1:09 - 1:28 xD Random moments like those..

  • what does caboose say 2:22

  • @pedrocloner Sneak Attack

  • @pedrocloner sneak attack

  • LMAO at the end awsome sarge

  • oh no spanish...AND A BIGGER SWITCH!!

  • caboose to donut: "your a nice lady"

  • Caboose is my favourite

  • youre a nice lady

  • "You want feet?"

    "Yeah we want feet."

    "Sorry, feet are optional."

    "What's on the bottom of its legs?"

    "Legs are optional."

    Dear god that is funny, my lungs hurt now. XD

  • AND A BIGGER SWITCH!

  • options are optional 0.0

  • "Female? i'm not a girl!"

    "tease"

    lmao

  • "Are you becoming retarded?"

    

  • Sarge is a used car salesman

  • AND A BIGGER SWITCH!! XD

    

  • tucker: are you going retarded

  • Caboose:You'er a nice lady XD

  • fuck that im pissed lits fight

  • okay now we are ganna fight im pissed HYAHAHAHA

  • Options are Optional.

  • 3:38 Loling at Griff, which is spelled with 2 f's.

  • 48 people don't even see the great entertainment value of torture!