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  • that was hularious

  • well titled sir

  • The Sermon On The Mount would have been more convincing if jebus had denounced sinners as "fat pieces of shit".

  • That looked so funny I wanna do it!!! no wait. that's right. I'm not retarded

  • the funny thing is that these are the general tactics of christians who can't defend their faith.

  • ADUMB. 

  • totes a troll

  • Speaking of Christian presents, they have some really weird merchandise out there.

    They have Jesus bobblehead dolls (the ones that you glue on your dashboard), plastic molds that you press into slices of bread, to make jesus appear on your toast, a "Jesus hates Zombies" comic book mini-series, and I've heard that they even have a (I kid you not) Christian porn industry.

    Maybe someone should do survey or a documentary of all the weird Christian merchandise out there.

  • well he was right about one thing .

    he was right about hanging up, that was the best part he delivered.

  • Wow that guy really told you huh? So funny! I love you guys!

  • Yet another idiot that needs to get smacked.

  • How did Noah shovel all that shit out of a stadium sized ship through one window?

  • @Gilgamesh387 LOL I have never thought of that! LOL

  • @Gilgamesh387 Christians are exelent at Shoveling shit... Look at Kent Hovin :P

  • Saw the title n thought yay looks good, i can learn from this later in my fav list. Clicked on it and when it loaded and i saw that it was only 1.16 long, i then thought this guy is gona be an idiot and im not going to get to learn anything :'-( . Not that creationist will ever win but if they do then i wonder what will be the next big argument, oh so who really is the real god out of the many thousands, surly mine is. Reason is so clouded by peoples desire to have certainty in life.

  • such kind and loving christian words...

  • Are..you..fucking...kidding me.

  • So where's the Christian that's suppose to present a moral argument? Oh, that was just what they used for a title.

  • Better than most theists' arguments...

  • Damn, Matt. Get down with your bad self.

  • Well.. Im convinced!

    

  • Believing in the bible makes you mentally disordered not a christian.......

  • who is singing "walk on by" in the opening?

  • If you feed a troll, it may choke.

  • Well, I'm sold.

  • Why does the background look like the inside of a volcano?

  • Apparently fasting makes one grouchy and leads to a superiority complex. That seriously explains A LOT about every holy book and their adherents! I have a plan for world peace and it starts with Bacon and BJ’s for all. Seriously how open to negotiation would you be after a BLT and a climax? Clinton could have gotten it done at Camp David in 99 if he would have been true to his nature.

  • Wow, think I'll start going to church again, you Superstitionists are so fucking saintly!

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  • He didnt claim to be a Christian....he just dis'd him. Very misleading vid.

  • I'd hardly call that man a Christian. A true Christian wouldn't be the least bit worried or affected by this show. That's just my thought. I sometimes watch this show just to see what they have to say and what their reasons are. This man's BELIEF if he had any, was certainly not well grounded...lol.

  • @jondabill1 - " true Christian wouldn't be the least bit worried or affected by this show."

    I guess that no true Scotsman would be worried either...

  • @TheAtheistExperience I don't get the point of your statement...?

  • @TheAtheistExperience Out of interest what do you mean "no true Scotsman"

  • @owainmeurig It´s a standard logical fallacy, google it.

  • @yatter1 I see, but is it a true standard logical fallacy.

  • @owainmeurig yes it is, I learned it years ago at university.

  • @TheAtheistExperience "true christianity" is the world's smallest religion

  • @jondabill1 On the contrary. Id quite call him a christian indeed. Ever noted the absolutely rampant hypocrisy that you find in christianity these days? he fits right in.

  • @OsyenVyeter Just because some Christians misbehave (or should I say "professing Christians") and fly off the handle means only that they are immature or just totally lost. This man on the video doesn't say he is a Christian. He apparently looks at The Atheist Experience with great disdain and disgust. Perhaps there was a personal problem there. I don't think we should just jump to conclusions and say, "Oh, look at that filthy mouthed Christian." He never said he was.

  • @jondabill1 No true Christian exists anymore. They are both in Heaven now.

  • @InKa4484 haha, ok, very funny

  • @InKa4484 ??? "They (Christians) are BOTH in heaven now?" Explain.

  • @jondabill1 Hmmm from your previous comment i thought you got the joke. I'll break it down for you. You claim this caller wasn't a true christian. Assuming he was christian he claims another chistian is not a true christian.That goes on and on untill someone is claiming you are not a true christian. As it turns out the only true christians were Jesus and Mary Magdalene and they are both dead.

  • @InKa4484 so hilarious: great joke. (rolling eyes) The simple fact that this fella doesn't call himself a Christian, but a theist means nothing to you. The simple fact that this man had an angry agenda against this man's diet means nothing to you. Sigh. Oh well. Just call him a "Christian" and brand other people that call themselves "Christian's" into the same camp with this bad-mouthed nut.

  • @jondabill1 huh? I am a theist but i don't buy into the new world order god of abraham. My point was every christian believes another person claiming to be a christian is not a true christian. I'm only assuming this caller is a christian because this show only pisses off christians and possibly muslims if they see it.

  • @jondabill1 What makes a true christian? What gives you the so-called "moral authority" to say who is christian and who is not? What is so moral and true about christianity or any religion for that matter? Know what a GOOD CHRISTIAN is? OXY-MORON

  • @wlwrk4fd God gives me the authority through his word and that's it! A true Christian would be someone who knows that they have eternal life through the blood of Jesus Christ and isn't worried or affected by what some atheist says. A GOOD Christian, if you want examples, are folks like Lester Roloff, Steve Chappel, Peter Ruckman, Jack Hyles, D.L. Moody, Corrie Ten Boom, etc. Any person who wrote what you just wrote HAS to be ignorant of how America got started and God's influence in history.

  • @jondabill1 How do we know who is a GOOD Christian? Is it who you say it is? Or is it what others say it is? Because by other peoples definition YOU may not be a true Christian either.

  • @TheBiddleMan The Bible has to be the authority, otherwise, there is NO way of knowing.

  • @jondabill1 No, it may not be an authority at all? In fact it most likely is not, since all faiths purport to be the true one and there is no way of knowing which one is correct because all followers report the same sense of 'truthness'. So we have to use our brains and realize whenever we are talking about morality, everyone can agree that reducing human suffering is 'good'.

  • @TheBiddleMan Oh so YOU decide who a GOOD CHRISTIAN is? NOT the Bible? haha. The subject of the conversation was Christianity, not morality. You are so good at shifting the subject.  The Bible isn't the way to find out what a true Christian is? That's like saying, "We need to find the answer to this math problem, but to get the answer, we have to go to the science teacher, not the math teacher." Mhmm. Sure.

  • @jondabill1 The conversation naturally shifted that way, I didn't TRY to change the subject. You spoke of 'good' Christians and I would argue that according to the Bible the crusades were done by 'good Christians', because they were acting under scriptural orders.

    You keep asserting that the Bible is an authority, and dismissing my claim that people are in fact the authorities. But WE ARE our own authorities, otherwise how could we anoint a text as something we should follow? Use your brain dude

  • @TheBiddleMan I am using my brain, "dude." YOU aren't using yours. The crusades were performed by the Roman Catholic church to take over the HOLY LAND. Just exactly WHERE in the Bible does it command us to take over the holy land? YOU said they were acting under scriptural orders. Where is the verse? You just spoke about something you know NOTHING about. Better luck next time. WE didn't anoint the TEXT, the text claims God as the author. We just simply BELIEVE it.

  • @jondabill1 There are multiple parts of the Bible that order the deaths of non-believers and the pillaging of their lands. If you want me to quote them I will. That is how they justified the taking of the Holy Land. Maybe you should read your Bible. It has plenty of evil stuff in it. And by 'anoint' I meant believe. So we agree. It's us that is the true authority and we believe what ever we want to reach an end. So we don't NEED to believe in the Bible at all. Some choose to.

  • @TheBiddleMan Haha, yes, I read it, and in my Bible, I read that the law was given by Moses, BUT...grace and truth came by Jesus Christ. He was and is for MERCY, and he made it clear that "HIS KINGDOM is not of this world: IF my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants FIGHT." (John 18:36) No Catholic or Bible perverter EVER reads that verse. It doesn't matter what God commanded a NATION, called Israel. It matters what we are commanded to do today as CHRISTIANS, if you are one.

  • @jondabill1 Well I would just like to yet again illustrate your cherry picking, ignoring Old and New testament scriptures that conflict with what you said. Well this goes without saying, this argument is going no where. No Christian ever sees how silly it is that they ignore so much scripture because it conflicts with other verses. If it didn't conflict, there would be no need for apologetics. Anyway, thanks for the conversation.

  • @TheBiddleMan Hahaha, cherry picking? That's called reading the Bible. YOU should try it sometime. The OT is written primarily for a nation that God has to give up on because of its horrible continuous sin. The NT is different, Christ being the fulfillment of the law, and bringing grace and mercy forever into the new equation. Things that are different are not the same. I'm not cherry picking. I'm just actually reading it.

  • @jondabill1 a true christian as described in the bible would kill all gays and non believers, even his own children if they believed in a different god or no god at all.

  • @AMpufnstuf A Christian is not a Jew under the Old Testament law. You don't even know what a Christian is... according to the Bible.

  • @jondabill1 Please type that one up again when you're sober, I'd like to know where you were trying to go with that sentence you typed.

  • @AMpufnstuf What's the matter? Can't you read english? No wonder you don't know what the Bible says a Christian is. A JEW under the Old Testament law was saved by keeping the LAW. A Christian is saved by grace through faith, believing in the shed blood of Christ on Calvary. Perhaps you need to sober up or take an english class.

  • @jondabill1 You keep referencing the bible as if it is a historical document or something to be taken seriously? I guess I'm having a hard time following you, sorry. You can't be saved through faith, only embarrassed and discredited.

  • @jondabill1

    Another stunning example of a Christian insulting someone for not taking their fairytale seriously.

    There are so many people just like you trying to tell all of us what the 'real Christian' is like. You all read the same vague and irrelevant book and then try to argue over the nuances of the inconsequential. Are we saved by grace, or by baptism, or by the Pope, or by good works...it doesn't matter because all of this is crazy belief in a ghost.

  • @jondabill1 And your belief is?

    If you look at what ''they have to say'' you should also think about what they say. Just watching is never enough, you need to use your brain..

    If you have any arguments to say for why ''your'' religion is the correct one, and why it would be better to believe in your religion, I bet you would get quite a bit of feedback from here.. And maybe even learn a thing or two.

  • @jondabill1 There is no such thing as a true chrisitian.

  • @jondabill1 Define a "true Christian", you yutz.

  • @jondabill1 What is a "true" christian? Seems like you all have a different deffinition of "true christian".

    Every christian can say that another christian is not a "true christian" for ANY reason they want.

    Seems to me that there are no christians at all based on the whole "true christian" thing....

  • Ah, Christians. So loving and respectful.

  • haha

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  • "That was a hit and run"

    ...lol

  • lmfao

  • Fat piece of shit

    Thank you sir, may I please have another?

    *hang up*

  • You all must of been lucky to of been born into a liberal place. I was born in the bible belt, we are brainwashed from birth to want ford trucks, consume, vote republican, and believe in all manner of fairy tales.

  • heres christianity for you=DEFENSIVE MUCH

  • Adam sounded so Christian

  • It's not hit and run, this "tactic" is called "shit and run".

  • The asshole learned that from his preacher while the preacher was fucking him in the ass.

  • Justin Bieber: Hey girl, whats up!

    Rebecca Black: Pretty good, uh um I'm doing well and nothings up, what ya got? haha

    Justin Bieber: Like that? Well I think your a disgusting fat ass and you can really benefit from her own diet!

    Rebecca Black: Really!?

    Justin Bieber: Yea it looks like it, you fat ugly piece of shit!

    Rebecca Black: WOW! Have you got anything else?

    *hangs up

    Rebecca Black: T_T

  • the caller is an athiest

    

  • @attypulpol you hope. . . *looks at definition of denial.*

  • @AdamBoozer im denying what?

  • Wow, this may be my favorite person in the whole world.

  • Atheists are animals. No soul, no reason to live, nothing. Prove that wrong!

  • @s0ulseek3r lol Your an idiot. I live because I enjoy life, my friends, my family, my hobbies, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I don't need an imaginary friend to tell me what to live for. Start thinking and maybe you'll see what I mean.

  • @s0ulseek3r The universe is a butterfly's dream. Prove that wrong.

  • @s0ulseek3r

    First you need to prove that souls exist.

  • @s0ulseek3r sure atheists have no souls... but neither do you. no one does XD

    ... and technically we are all animals too (everyone). And why cant living be a reason to live? who needs a god as a reason live? and on that topic what about animals? its unlikely that animals even think of a god, what reason do they have to live?

  • @UnseenAtheist You can read the minds of animals?? Holy shit...I will call you "Nature Boy" from now on....hahaha!!! "It is unlikely,"..blah,blah..I want proof that animals do not think of God!! Hurry up Nature Boy!! LOL!!

  • @sissum71 Wow... Are you by chance insane? Or just a troll?

  • @UnseenAtheist neither! . Hey, where is my proof? "its unlikely that animals even think of a god" that is what you said. Your so big on proof. Can you provide data to back up this "animals don't think of God" claim?

    Or is it something you just know. Wait a minute...that sounds awfully familiar. You catching my drift?

  • @sissum71 Can you bring evidence that they do? I don't have any evidence but i can make a logical guess that most don't. If you bring any i will happily state i am wrong, but in this situation i am going to go with the more likely scenario and say they don't.

  • @UnseenAtheist I'm not the one who said, "its unlikely that animals even think of a god" I never said they did or didn't. My points is, It's okay for you to make statements not based on proof or fact, as long as nobody else does.It is your double standard I am pointing out, not whether or not animals think of God silly.

  • @sissum71

    "I need proof animals don't believe in a God". My proof is that dogs sometimes participate in homosexual acts, which is strictly forbidden in the holy bible. BAM. Dogs do know there is a God, but they ignore him willfully. There's one animal. Noob.

  • « Can you provide data to back up this "animals don't think of God" claim? »

    I think animals believe in pixies and leprechauns. There's certainly no evidence that they don't.

    O, wait, everything in biology, neurology, behavioral zoology and a score of other sciences show us that most animals are entirely incapable of believing ANYTHING.

    Fucknut.

  • @s0ulseek3r Lols. and the caller is a saint.

  • i rofl'd so hard.

  • Heh, Matt is a former military man. You are really going to have to bring your "A" game if you want to verbally abuse fellas like that. Going thru boot camp/basic training you get dealt with professionals in verbal abuse. Survive that, and the only verbal abuse that might put a chink in your armor is a PMSing wife/girlfriend :)

  • @jrcahill2

    I really wish that were true I just got 2 new guys in (fresh from boot & school) about a year ago and they get so BUTT HURT over the simplest of things....I just had to send a kid to the pysc office because he freaked (fingers in his head, balled up outside, full on crying) out over an email that said .in a nutshell.said.you have to complete X before you can get your Y

    there are many good men and women coming in...i just happened to get two examples of guys needing extra help.

  • caller...go know thyself.

  • That was sad

  • Classy caller. He really made me feel the power of the Lord both in my head and in my heart. Hallelujah.

    Nah, on second thought I'm still an atheist.

  • He's from Austin, Texas? Okay.

  • As dumb as that guy was, his arguments are still more coherent and thought-out than most of the idiotic religious people you have to deal with. Love your work.

  • what? theres no argument here! there was a douch on the phone just calling that guy fat... what is so brilliant?

  • @Rospandan Someone doesn't get sarcasm...

  • Jesus Saves... (people from having to use their brains)

  • well when you put it like that.........

  • A stunning example of shining christian morality. This is why we need to put god back in government, his stunning example of logic and morality shows what we're really missing from christianity, ignorance and arrogance.

  • Christians have no morals, but that's not a problem because everything they do can be forgiven anyway.

  • Wow. From here on out, I think I'm going to use this tactic every time I get into this debate.

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  • whene i was 12 years old my parents died my christion family would not help me at all.i lived on the streets for many years becouse my christian family would not help me i guess whene your a christian you dont give a childe a home or food or love you let them live on the streets and pray for them.Dont try to tell me christians are more moral than eney one els thay are not.

  • @billbo1154 mi no undorstadn waht ur syaing?

  • @POlNTBLANK361 christians suck!

  • @billbo1154 k k

  • i just wach this show to see matt's dance

  • interestingly, after watching the show for some time I myself dont want to reply to this guy in the same manner as he did. Does it mean I became a better person??

  • That guy was good!!!! He convinced me!!!! but I have a problem, which god do I need to worship now? I guess I´ll just pick Quetzalcoatls because I like that name.

  • that caller is going to hell.well he would if hell existed

  • There was I thinking that it was FINALLY possible xD

  • The moral argument does not give and credibility to the existence of God so i don't get why people even bother

  • Wow very compelling argument for christianity.

  • This soo opened my eyes to Christianity, wonderful and logical truth right here folks

  • Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord...

  • prank call.

  • Its very probable that the caller was an atheist who wanted to frame the Christians. An intelligent theist that wanted to present the moral argument wouldn't be such an prick... On the other side that could be a very low character christian that is dumb as a bucket of rocks....

  • haha i love watching Don dance

  • Have they seriously not figured it out yet? If I analyze correctly, he insulted them, and everyone can clearly state that it is wrong. His argument is that he was playing devil's advocate against himself. He was arguing for a moral absolute. Is there any man who would sincerely approve of his behavior? A moral law should lead to a moral law giver. If we are the moral law givers, then we can make up anything we so wish to be a moral law. No one should see anything wrong with his "argument."

  • @thedualwielder No one should se anything wrong with his argument? If we are the moral law givers, then we can decide whether there was something wrong with his argument. Most of us just happen to have the same opinion as to whether what he did was OK.

  • A drive by insult... thats brave.

  • Lol, what's funny is he probably was really trying to contain himself, and then just exploded lol

  • Brilliant! I must say, I am honored! to meet the words of this enlightening young man! I have once again become a Creationist! In fact I am reading the Bible right now. Bravo! Whoopie!

  • I felt so bad for Matt, I thought I could detect a tinge of hurt, and he handled himself with infinitely more grace than that bible-bashing w@nker.

    Don't let the buggers get you down Matt!!!

  • ...a sure sign that you've won the argument.

  • Believe in my fairytale book or I'm going to hurl abuse at you. *sigh* I cannot wait till religion dies off. It's a plague.

  • @Jcm9991 agreed! 

  • @Jcm9991 hold your breath until it does.

  • @Jcm9991 Pfft... I agree with you, so very very much.

  • @Jcm9991if the christian god exists then religion is a punishment from god

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  • @pianokid54 wrong the tooth fairy is the right religion! she performs miracles under my pillow, ive seen it!! pastafairian is the wrong religion and i will kill innocent people to prove it! XD

  • Best argument I ever heard from a religetard!

  • @6stringsbrainfingers Religitard... I love you.

  • @Mattt8D Lol :)

  • I became a Born Again Christian after watching this

  • @raldakejla Heretic! The one true God is Allah! Now excuse me while I blow up a synagogue for my 72 virgins.

  • @raldakejla i am very sorry

  • Wait how do we know the caller was even Christian or even remotely religious, isn't that jumping to conclusions, anywho I would ring Opera/Ellen/Leno or any day time shit on telly just to call someone a fat ass on national television

  • are the calls a set up i wonder

  • obvius troll is obvius.

  • irony is ironical.

  • That little dance he did in the beginning just made my day <3

  • I owe that caller my gratitude. After carefully considering the convincing moral argument which he presented, I am thus aware of a whole new variety of dietary plans. As for this reason, I am now perfectly happy to accept existence of the Judeo-Christian God and acknowledge the teachings of Jesus Christ as true and authentic. Praise the Lord!

  • @dycarbon1 What percentage of your brain did you give up in order to accept the Judeo Christian god and JC's teachings? You know what? I don't want to know.

  • This man is a misunderstood genius. He presented one of the most brilliant moral questions: could Matt benefit from the zone diet?

    I just don't know anymore.

  • An angry christian who couldn't think of anything other than That? You should at least of refeared to your moronic text and demanded some sacrafice or other! I here that quels the anger.. Tee Hee, Magic,myth And faith rule.... " i see faireys..."

  • My, he changed my mind! Anyone care to join me for church luncheon?

  • @SatchmoSings hes very much anecdotal

  • A Drive By insult, how mature.....

  • omg the video title is so misleading... i was really interested in the supposed brilliant moral argument

  • @880330145789

    Hahaha. Me too.