Beato's 2nd "good morning" clip [ENG TRANSLATED]

[RandomAvatarFan]

I'm getting nightmares just listening to this



[Itachi17509]

what is the umineko desktop accesory and where i can find it xdxd

[ResidentEddy]

aw, now that's cute :3

If Beatoriche becomes MY little sister, it's a fuckin' miracle!

[BeatoTheGolden]

Battler disliked this 7 times.

[xXbutters1234]

Okay...jpg

[halowarrior1000]

0:54 OH DESIYAH!

[Gamenamebully]

If this happened to me....I'd slooooooowly inch back to sleep, pretending Ol' Beato wasn't there...

[ralphng00]

OH GOD..

[Boredgamer777]

What is this...a beato imouto?! Must be my birthday.

[TheMyonaise]

That Sounds Like Sekai Saiyonjii From School Days.

[pirateprincessx1]

If/when I do my Beato cosplay, I will be using this to practice her speech patterns, voice and of course laugh. *cackle cackle*

[DNotefan]

What the...O___o

[thegodofberseck]

AHAHAHA.WAV

[WarbossGorgutz]

Woah sis did your face get ran over or something?

[Goldensunsheba]

Battler: OH HELL NO!!! >=(

[Uvi91]

Whatever Beatrice. My sister could come up with a thousand more tortures.

She could be evil, but she only uses her gifts for good.

[Tapionluver15]

LMAO! Beato's an asshole. XD

All the more reason she is my favorite. XD

[Hinagikux34ever]

I believe I just got Beatrolled.

[Hempelsparadox]

This is the most patronizing thing i have ever heard and it's so awesome.

[stratikeo]

Say hello to my new morning alarm.

[SisforSachiel]

"Milady, your laugh lacks elegance."

[salsaman1991]

I would not want to be the man who awakes beside Ohara Sayaka every morning.

[Writtenjustice]

What the fuck is her problem? I don't want her as my little sister. I've got a much better, more electrifying job for her...!

[TattooedHeretic]

Man I love Beato, troll characters are the best characters.

[EvidenceLawl]

I'll take you up on that offer, Beato.

[aptspire]

Dame da. Zen zen dame da! TT_TT

[WyattEpp]

Crapping my pants. Ohara is a goddess of FEAR.

[bloodinthewall]

ahaha.wav

[cherimu1992]

I love you Beatroll...

[yamiyomizuki]

i declare it in red all of you amateurs are 1,000 years to early to troll the golden Beatrice !!!!!1

[CrystalStarlight95]

I died a little inside .

[impazeldalinkin]

i just love Beato XD

[OriokeChaan]

0:27 - 0:31

LMAO

[latiaos11]

0:18 - 0:30 that is one of the reasons of why you are sooooooooooo epic

[latiaos11]

@latiaos11 1 person never recived a good morning from Beatrice D:

[lastxwriter]

GAH. Beato, why must you troll so?

[EvaristoH]

My Little Sister Can't Troll This Hard

[MagiqDust]

Nee, Onii-chan! Ocite! Ocinaito jikoku shtauyooo! ah! Soretomo Koumo asumi shite itchi nitchi ju imototo a so buuuuuu *cackle 10 times* Kurushi, hihihihuhihhahahah! Sonata, couno skidaroo Jisaiwa aino shimi kawaii imototo higaichi stustuki au todoreme sou no maichi ke turinaido *giggle* yoiso, yoiso, sono nosumio waraio mahou ka nai itarou! Kono sei wa majou Beatrice sono imototo to nate Mai san amakoko sasaiya darou Onii-chan ! O-ci-teeeeee!

[MagiqDust]

@MagiqDust that's the japanese.

[azhlife]

@MagiqDust That's the worst romanization I've ever seen in my entire life.

[MagiqDust]

@azhlife I only done it from the SOUND. it's easier that way.

[MagiqDust]

@azhlife I only done it from the SOUND.

[MagiqDust]

I would want her to be my sister, if she was less scary. haha.;

[AlchemyFan101]

@MagiqDust you mean, "If she was less scary. *ahaha.wav*." better

[MagiqDust]

@AlchemyFan101 That's more scary.... o.e''

[AlchemyFan101]

@MagiqDust thats the point, i like making back-firing comments :D

[MagiqDust]

@AlchemyFan101 LOOL XD.

[MagiqDust]

this scared me, but the beginning was cute!

[mdevkun]

SEXY FUCKING LAUGH

[matiasmanzx]

Ore no BEATORIIIIIIIIIIICHEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEE ga konnani kawaii wake ga nai.

[LemonatoR32]

Bill 156

[ichikio]

My Beatrice can't be this cute.

[aptspire]

that was the scariest f***ing thing I have ever seen o_O

[VanofArtic2]

that one dislike is Battler

[KurapicasKurataAngel]

@VanofArtic2 Battler: Don't make fun of me! It was Fricken' scary! >:(=

[ThreeLeafIvy]

0:20 ahaha.flac

[Ruizloo]

She be trollin

[UminekoRox]

@TheGreatMazinger I have barbs of wit attached to my trolling capabilities though, like Luffy is with a Gear 2 haki-infused gomu-gomu no pistol. :D If me and Beato had a fight on who could troll more, I would win. :)

[UminekoRox]

@GuardianAyumii You make Beato cwy. :(

[mauryelhombremono]

did she have the same voice in the anime?, it's very similar.

[KurapicasKurataAngel]

Uwahhhhhhhh! Beatroll-sama!!! *0*

[br0kenbutt3rfly23]

This is her VA from the anime, right?

[casasmora]

Love Beatrice

My disare Beatrice.

[QueenieZ]

HAIL BEATRICE, QUEEN OF TROLLS (that is secretly moe)

[grandpianogeorge]

Now I kinda want an alarm clock that plays this.......

[TheLadyofthewest]

LOL. Oh Beato, you are the most frightening troll of all.

[DrLeonSisk]

.. i think i creamed.

[horohorosrin]

@yobrotherofut Maybe you should fuck the person who took the time to watch it, even with all the information there. That is to say, yourself.

[yobrotherofut]

@horohorosrin Why don't I just fuck u in the ass faggot? I'm sure u like a nice hard dick up there every now and then especially if you can claim that u can get off by watching this shit! bend over! STAT!

[horohorosrin]

@yobrotherofut You are SO cute.

[yobrotherofut]

@horohorosrin Oh, u think I'm cute? u should see my dick then. now, hows that bending over going? need any help?

[horohorosrin]

@yobrotherofut 笨天生的一堆肉。 <3

[horohorosrin]

@yobrotherofut Also, just for the fact that you have an obsession with bending people over, I am going to go ahead and point out how gay you are.

青蛙操的流氓~

[horohorosrin]

@yobrotherofut One last point: If I tell you you're cute and you say I should see your dick, the implication is that your dangly piece of flesh is adorable. How's that pumping going for you? <333

[yobrotherofut]

@horohorosrin Fuck yeah! The pumping is going on just fine, glad u asked *wink wink* It even stood up to attention when u mentioned it. Wanna suck it? ahahaha

[horohorosrin]

@yobrotherofut I'll pass on that one. :3

[yobrotherofut]

@horohorosrin But I don't want you to pass it, I want you to suck it! AHAHAHAHAHA!

[horohorosrin]

@yobrotherofut AHAHA.WAV

no.

[yobrotherofut]

@horohorosrin Yo faggot, what does "wav" mean?

[MadGeneral]

@yobrotherofut

It means learn to google, you end table.

[horohorosrin]

@MadGeneral Seconded.

[yobrotherofut]

@horohorosrin come on fag, tell me what wav means already

[horohorosrin]

@yobrotherofut You are a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

[horohorosrin]

@yobrotherofut Considering I have a vagina, or a 'pussy' as you so eloquently put it, I'm pretty sure I see one every day.

Your argument. It is invalid.

[yobrotherofut]

@horohorosrin wut?

[horohorosrin]

@yobrotherofut Oh God, your idiocy burns.

[llRambardll]

@yobrotherofut Unsuccessfull troll is unsuccessfull.

[yobrotherofut]

@llRambardll didn't u say that to me before?

[yobrotherofut]

@MadGeneral So wav means end table? doesn't fit in with what he was saying though.

[32121452145225255658]

i dont know which is more mind screwy the video or the comments

O.o (natually i mean all the comments combined what did you think you had actually reached beatrolliche's level? FOOOLSSSS (red) you are incompetent (/red) keahahahahhaha)

[SunMan6A6]

wtf shut up

[TheSuperSaiyan]

*This Troper got confused and stopped thinking*

[yesidoagree]

Bern will turn your imuto into a burger.

[Monitkowa]

OWNED :O XD

[LulzWuts]

.... Damnit it Beato

[MysticErf]

I will never be cackled at by Beato ;_;

[FlashMaker666]

0:40 a low blow for those that likes imoutos....

[pentherapy]

But Beato, what if I PREFER predatory old ladies to little sisters?

[dlausactor6373]

@pentherapy Did you just call her old? Oh shit...

[pentherapy]

@dlausactor6373 It was a ploy.

I WANT her to punish me.

[gurezurei]

IT'S PERFECTO!!!

[midna995]

be my little sister, Beatrice-sama!

[Ranster03]

O~KI~TE ♥

[mewofforcena]

I had this one dream where she was sitting at my bedside holding my hand.

I couldn't bring myself to open my eyes so I wouldn't see a joker face looking at me.

[CptnGordon]

This is even more trollish given the story context. D:

[DragonNinja8]

Oh, Beato~

How does one get this to pop up? I downloaded the desktop accessory, but I couldn't figure out how. XD

[acepilotf14]

oh dear god

[TheRandomNeko]

EATSPERMVICTOR. <3

[jaquiel]

IT'S PERFECTO

[moichispa]

lol troll witch is troll.

[Dumpfmoebel]

If that would be real, I would actually be happy when my little sister rushes into my room without knocking and sings random Michael Jackson songs. D:

[gabe913]

FUCK DIS' SHIT, I'M OUT NIGGAS

[gabe913]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, GET OUT OF HERE AND MAKE ME A GODDAMN SANDWICH, NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR SEX, I'M HUNGRY YOU DUMB BITCH.

[HiyoriTamura92]

OH MY GOD I AM TRAUMATISED.

[OriokeChaan]

2nd? Where is 1st? :c

[Trelane22]

WITCHES AND LORES

[DanTheManHibiki]

...porn.

[MortonShooter]

Do want the script in Japanese.

[AlchemistOfHistory]

This is how Beato should wake Battler up.

[yamiyomizuki]

@AlchemistOfHistory but he's not into the little sister thing he wants beato just as she is he said so in chapter

[michelle192837]

That...is...one of the scariest things I have heard in a while. Beato. Wow.

[MuzzySkeleton]

Ohara Sayaka is the perfect Beato

so perfect its scary

[TheAzureKnighthood]

Ahaha.wav

[moichispa]

I wold love the video to be a little longer It stop on the scarier part

[4znPpl]

;_;

[NaruHinaBeliever]

I fixed the translation at 0:19. "Ahaha.wav Ahaha.wav Ahaha.wav Ahaha.wav Ahaha.wav Ahaha.wav Ahaha.wav Ahaha.wav Ahaha.wav Ahaha.wav"

[MyrtZeQueen]

Troll me again Beatooo \o/

[IceColdAssassin1337]

hey wow does anyone have the link to the desktop accessory? lol

[IceColdAssassin1337]

what. what is this from?

[XIII13lak]

This is the most horrifying, most awesome, most adorable thing one could wake up to

???: Hey, Onii-chan~ Wake-up~

Me: 8D

Beato: *Evil Cackles*

Me: D8

[LifeChronicles9211]

*Death from stupefaction*

[thechicago6]

epic stufu :S

[mint435]

OH BEATO YOU TROLL YOU!

[mint435]

ps: if this is scary imagine a trollkastel version...christ O__o

[RikkuKirasagi]

omg...if umineko ever does get a second season, that voice soo works for Moetrice

[4evadiamondz]

"OTOUSAMA~ <3 I made cookies!"

O_o

... I look forward to the next season.

[UshiromiyaReiji]

I have never felt such inexplicable satisfaction from being trolled.

Oh, Beato.

Oh, Sayaka.

Oh, DESIRE.

[TasogareAnime]

I...I don't know what to say.

It's just so awesome.

[Nanoeliste]

Oh damn, I CAME~

[nyuurocks]

Sayaka Ohara=best voice actress evah!

[nyuurocks]

0:36 Yes,I do.But I'd prefer you as something other than my little sister.....

[nyuurocks]

I mean 0:34

[ThorkellTheTall]

OH DESIRE

[UshiromiyaReiji]

Oh God, Sayaka's voice.

Oh dear God..

I'll force myself to watch the anime just because of her.

[roxas1234]

And this is why I love Moetrice. Turns me on and trolls me at the same time.

[Arayziel]

EETS PAAAAAFECTO

[sshinra]

What a crazy bitch.

[TehSoneAnna]

Beato...you are fucking scary shet. O_O

[TheSasuke76]

I'm all yours,Beato ! X3

[V1nd1c4t0r]

OH GOD, I CAME!

[Schinak]

FREAKIN EPIC @_______@ Beato is the best thing to wake you up for sure XDDD

[TheLordofShell]

@Schinak

god you sound like a fag

[ninjapet1234]

just wow

[spideys95]

I'm seriously frightened here... no seriously even in real life... lol

[andrewmcnatt]

ಠ_ಠ

[moo8dathotmaildotcom]

No.

[andrewmcnatt]

ಠ_ಠ yes

[moo8dathotmaildotcom]

okay.

[andrewmcnatt]

good

[moo8dathotmaildotcom]

indeed, my friend

[andrewmcnatt]

glad things worked out

[moo8dathotmaildotcom]

As am I.

The founding fathers pictured it would be this way.

[andrewmcnatt]

Yes If I was from Canada i would dislike you because they had no founding fathers but I am not we are truly great friends after this experience.

[thatguy1337ftw]

You will never really have Beato troll you the minute you wake up.

*sadfrog*

[greatcaptainusopp]

:( I want her to!

[yesidoagree]

OH DESIRE!

[PungPhooie]

Back off you fuckers, she's mine.

[OriokeChaan]

WTF ARE U SAY? She is mine xP

[greatcaptainusopp]

This is amazing.