The first clip, Think Darwins theory is the main theme there! If you stand opposite where the boat is getting launched, you will probably get washed away!
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the maniacal laugh at 3:32 is the best part.....dont know what language it is,but if some knows,please translate what those guys are saying about the dummies on the wharf.
ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
@LULTRAGAMES They "christen" the ship by breaking a bottle. Go to 1:40. You hear a crack, and people laugh. You then hear another crack and see the champagne bottle explode, and then they launch the ship. It is superstition, that if the bottle does not break on the first try, then the ship is cursed, and will sink (or have something horrible happen to it).
@Islacker3 That comparison does not do the size and depth of the ocean justice. Even something like "It's like dropping a small speck of silt into a large swimming pool."
@XxXbelacXxX the ship you saw was made in a place that can fit a ship of that size... They use the side drop when there is not enough space to do it like this.. :)
i agree but i think its good they throw it on its side to see how well it balances. imagine they ease it into the water then a little wave hits it and it spins on its side and capsizes.... :D
@XxXbelacXxX i would say u are correct, the only thing i can think of is that launching it like the one at 2:30 makes it harder to control in the water because it has more momentum, so one, to prevent it from slipping past the tug boats and into a pier, or two, there isnt enough room to launch it length ways
wodowanie w 3:15 i wiadomo gdzie sie odbyywa :D
MeAcif 19 minutes ago
3:27 hahahhaha at the laughs
LOLOLOL32123 10 hours ago
surely youd have to take some pride in your work watching this?
headsmess 10 hours ago
1:29 sounds like Ellen.
arrSubwaykidd 13 hours ago
Big ships are still launched? I thought, they are all be docked out.
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3:23, I guess is in Poland ! fuckin funny!! Kurvaaa hahahaha
Martkw 1 day ago
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Martkw 1 day ago
and the crowd goes wild!!!!!
unscrup123 1 day ago in playlist Ship fail
3.30, you hear that hysterical lul'ing?
That was sweet :D
UroborosTheSnake 1 day ago
filmed with a bag of nails....
fordxbgtfalcon 2 days ago
well you do pay extra for splash zone seats.. why you running away!?
gt4driftster 2 days ago 12
First Clip.. Oh My God.. RUN... Your Gonna get your Shoes Wet..
Second Clip.. This is how it's done..
Third Clip... Ugliest Ship EVER..
Fourth Clip... Nice and Easy..
Fifth Clip... 240p. Once again..
Sixth Clip.. Remember to remove Bubble Wrap..
Seventh Clip... Remember to Fill Ballast Tanks With Water, Not Wine..
JVPRCNG 2 days ago
It just a little water people...
Moution23 2 days ago
5:36 suddenly that ship turns out to be 5x bigger than i thought. perspective perspective...
kaschtnsamtdiekarbln 2 days ago
epic
schnurz21 2 days ago
The laughing at 3:29... 0.0
BoatManBeats 3 days ago
the first one was sweettttttttt lol
Earssss 3 days ago
Widzieliście jakiej wielkości Te wałki po których toczył się statek były... :):D
TheDMZR 3 days ago
The first clip, Think Darwins theory is the main theme there! If you stand opposite where the boat is getting launched, you will probably get washed away!
jonny96 3 days ago
did you are china??
piottraS81 4 days ago
@5:45 to the end.... don´t let italians drive boats..... just sayin....
OxnardMontalvo666 4 days ago
0:11 that's one way to water the lawn lol
loganmc1978 4 days ago
3.26 people running
gansterkingsharif 4 days ago
0:43 You can hear the sound of dslr taking pictures
Cybertrust001 5 days ago
1:14 the uss turd.
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1. Buy a boat.
2. Name it relation
3. get in the boat
Now you are in a relationship
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AirsoftRelode 6 days ago
combat arms*
michael12700 6 days ago
video 1: Random guy: AHH WATER WAVE EVERYONE GO TO THE WATER!!!
video 2: *realeses boat* HONK HONK! HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! WHOSSH! (heres a tip when u lunch a boat honk BEFORE u go in not after!)
video 3 : *unleshes belt* WOSHHHHH! everyone: GASP.....YEY ITS GOING DOWN WOOOOO YEY ITS BACK AFLOT LETS ALL SING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
xD that was random but anyways thums up if u agree on vid 1 - 3! and if u want to find me just friend me on combar arms! my name is michael12700!
michael12700 6 days ago
the captains should have to be in the boat while they do this lol
acapolcogold 6 days ago
the first one, quick run its water, coming right for us...
DigitalExplosives 6 days ago
jak sie polacy smieje z nich hehe;d
baku173 6 days ago 10
boats are awesome
emilyelizabeth1989 1 week ago
ppl laughing at 3:28 = Major Dicks
tim77or 1 week ago
@tim77or yea man. grade A buttholes.
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the maniacal laugh at 3:32 is the best part.....dont know what language it is,but if some knows,please translate what those guys are saying about the dummies on the wharf.
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3lullabies 1 week ago
Sometimes I masturbate on boats.
zk1273382 1 week ago
So what happens if the boat gets land logged? can they pull it in with tug boats?
fir3share78 1 week ago
just loving the guys at 3:30 laughing out loud
Whatapilot 1 week ago
0:43 Do they dock this giant monster the same way they lay it down?? haha!!
Mikeius07 1 week ago
3:23 THUMBS UP
THOSE PEOPLE JUST GOT SOAKED!
TROLL BOAT
SkyrimInMyPants 1 week ago
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CatSpiritOfChaos 1 week ago
I really wonder how the people in the first video thought that would be "a good place to stand"!
Great vid!
joetommany 1 week ago
@joetommany Or more to the point, why they were *allowed* to stand there...
mkraeftig7 1 week ago
BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! 3:28.
DAVIJJN 1 week ago
3:23 - Free Tsunami demonstrations!
Zickcermacity 1 week ago
italian have problems with ships :°D !!!
bananabizzo 1 week ago
omg the guy laughing at 3:25 was freaking the fuck out. Jesus christ. It wasn't that funny.
CaptainMetalwing 1 week ago
poland "ja pierdole"
Adek919191 1 week ago
at 3:49 you can hear " kurwa" and "ja pierdole". That means the thing takes place in Poland xD.
wylukpoland 1 week ago
I SERIOUSLY wanna be on those boats!!
LiverpoolfcEPL 1 week ago
lol 'virgin boats'
dakane328 1 week ago
@dakane328 yeah once they get wet, they not virgin anymore :)
rockotto727 1 week ago
the laughing at the people getting soaked at 3:25
daedralord1 1 week ago
3:30 :D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D::D:D:D:D:D
JamesThe23 1 week ago
1:14 -2:16 The ugliest vessel on the globe.
MrMelon049 1 week ago 26
@MrMelon049 leave to americans to achieve such a thing ^^ JK
TheJBurner 1 week ago
@MrMelon049 and i tough cruise ship were ugly... omg
Peace7Maker 4 days ago
@Peace7Maker i would have lol if it capsized.. xD
Peace7Maker 4 days ago
@MrMelon049 The ugliest HUGE VIRGIN on the globe
cobiafish 1 day ago
polish man?
MrJohnny371990 1 week ago
The bad launches results in fired engineers and now still are looking for an other job.
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ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
ENTERRAPTURE20 2 weeks ago
THE BEST COmmenT Pause 2:45 ThumBS up if you see the ADMIRAL from that ship :D
lennul1 2 weeks ago 2
HOLY SHIP!
tylerleblanc93 2 weeks ago
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
tylerleblanc93 2 weeks ago
ooo shit!! master of horn baby !!! :D 02:18
sercansekkin 2 weeks ago
haha damn italians
Krywiggles 2 weeks ago
1:40 Note to self: Never board that ship
Mast3rChef119 2 weeks ago
@Mast3rChef119 looks fun
LULTRAGAMES 2 weeks ago
@LULTRAGAMES No, the bottle didn't break on the first try, which is said be a curse.
Mast3rChef119 2 weeks ago
@Mast3rChef119 WHAT?
LULTRAGAMES 2 weeks ago
@LULTRAGAMES They "christen" the ship by breaking a bottle. Go to 1:40. You hear a crack, and people laugh. You then hear another crack and see the champagne bottle explode, and then they launch the ship. It is superstition, that if the bottle does not break on the first try, then the ship is cursed, and will sink (or have something horrible happen to it).
Mast3rChef119 2 weeks ago
@Mast3rChef119 kk but it looks fun to be inside it
LULTRAGAMES 2 weeks ago
the one at around 5 minutes rolling on those boat launching sausages looked sketchy as hell, I wouldn't wanna be stood so close
jimmyshitbags 2 weeks ago
that last ship... what a shame
PokeworksStudios 2 weeks ago
TSUNAMI!!!!!!!!
didhedieds 2 weeks ago
and they blame the ocean rising on global warming .........water displacement?
polarismanski 2 weeks ago 36
@polarismanski It like putting a grain of sand in a bathtub
Islacker3 1 week ago
@Islacker3 That comparison does not do the size and depth of the ocean justice. Even something like "It's like dropping a small speck of silt into a large swimming pool."
Lessinath 1 week ago
@polarismanski
even with all the boats they put in the ocean it still wouldnt even make a difference with the displacement !
jeebuss323 1 week ago
@polarismanski I never understood the almost capsizing method.
OMGWTFSILLYGOOSE 1 week ago
@polarismanski It's not rising in the first place anyway
D13fledermause 6 days ago
I'd like to be on a boat when they launch it sideways, looks awesome!
Lorafopa 2 weeks ago
i cant believe they just rolled that boat into the water on a bunch of inflatable tubes... O-O
hax0r117 2 weeks ago
that sounds like the horn when oilers score haha
Delrubin 2 weeks ago
3:50 half a ship lol
MrDaveOlive077 2 weeks ago
Is it just me, or does the way they launched the boat at 2:30 just seem more practical?
XxXbelacXxX 2 weeks ago 120
@XxXbelacXxX yes this is how they should do it. lol
pinky1933 2 weeks ago
@XxXbelacXxX It requires more space
mrradiochicken 2 weeks ago
@XxXbelacXxX They have to build the ramp a lot longer.
ahgnfjie 2 weeks ago
@XxXbelacXxX the ship you saw was made in a place that can fit a ship of that size... They use the side drop when there is not enough space to do it like this.. :)
GiorgosIkaria1 2 weeks ago
@XxXbelacXxX GERMANS!!! LOL
perkasahitam 1 week ago
@XxXbelacXxX practical? yes. fun? no.
this is probably why they gave that ship a huge dick to make up for the lols :)
Blingo88 1 week ago
@XxXbelacXxX
It is, but it is not so funny.
Neiitek 1 week ago
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Cougar545x39 1 week ago
@XxXbelacXxX
i agree but i think its good they throw it on its side to see how well it balances. imagine they ease it into the water then a little wave hits it and it spins on its side and capsizes.... :D
max8987 1 week ago
@max8987
watch?v=IPoAOXf8RIo
XxXbelacXxX 1 week ago
@XxXbelacXxX germans :D
Jesus66six 1 week ago
@XxXbelacXxX Listen to the man´s voice, it´s in Germany. ;)
martialme84 1 week ago
@XxXbelacXxX Oh...that's because it's in China.
Mikeius07 1 week ago
@XxXbelacXxX i would say u are correct, the only thing i can think of is that launching it like the one at 2:30 makes it harder to control in the water because it has more momentum, so one, to prevent it from slipping past the tug boats and into a pier, or two, there isnt enough room to launch it length ways
Franko94 1 week ago
@Franko94
No, you are probably right... There must be reason that most of the boats are just thrown off piers. lol
XxXbelacXxX 1 week ago
@XxXbelacXxX Well, that's Germany -.-
hyrocoaster 1 week ago
@XxXbelacXxX
4:34 Giant sausages are the most practical method.
Hunterotica 1 week ago
@Hunterotica
Too True... i do like myself some sausages ;)
No, but really, i was like "Oh, those are pretty big" then i saw that guy walk past them and i was like "HOLY COW! those are huge!"
XxXbelacXxX 1 week ago
0:24 you can hear a guy go HOORRAAY!
fisheye300 2 weeks ago
Didnt the ship at 1:30 crash or something after
forzafreak94 2 weeks ago
3:48 - the internet is polish and there is nothing that You can do
masterevil696 2 weeks ago
LMAO at the guy at 1:26 with a joint in is mouth, HELLOO DAD! xD
TheMkmcintyre 2 weeks ago
First ship- Feel my wrath mothafuckers bahahaha
luis3826 3 weeks ago
that awkward moment when you're building up a ship for 5 years just to see it sinking because of some stupid shit : )
JustMe111094 3 weeks ago
People who upload shitty "recorded TV/monitor" videos should be banned.
Supermassively 3 weeks ago
@Supermassively trolls deserve it more, no offense...
Attilioscot 3 weeks ago
@Attilioscot Yes, they do. But banning trolls does not exclude banning people who upload shitty videos.
Supermassively 3 weeks ago
ik where that 2nd was built... marenette marine (forgot hwo to spell it ) but i live with 45 min of tha tplace
820coke 3 weeks ago
@820coke Nobody cares.
Supermassively 3 weeks ago
@Supermassively maybe some people do so why dont you shut up was just saying a fun fact and you ruined the place so you know what leave me alone.
820coke 3 weeks ago
@820coke No they don't. Nobody does, and it wasn't fun.
Supermassively 3 weeks ago
@Supermassively well it was a f***ing fact just some info god what a d!ck head person you have to b to ppl
820coke 2 weeks ago
Boats are fake.
MrVicist 3 weeks ago
1:26, Hey!, its the Staten Island Ferry Spirit of America!!!
MtaBus5102 3 weeks ago
awesome video !!!
mschiffel1 3 weeks ago
LOL! @ all the people who should be thinking "I'll be damned! Archimedes was right." Big things displace a lot of water! LOL!!!!
dbuschhorn 3 weeks ago
2:13 Was hoping that ugly duck would get sunk.
ScientificExploits 3 weeks ago
0:13 FUS RO DA!
TheBladus 3 weeks ago
at 3:17 just the quality of the recorder you know something bad was going to happen lol
Ch1town92 3 weeks ago
those boats are diry whores !! just kidding great video
MrJustinisaacs 3 weeks ago
virgin boats ??
MrJustinisaacs 3 weeks ago
on the 3rd boat i was like... OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHIT!
muskill00 3 weeks ago
4:20
High much?
DylanKozuki 4 weeks ago
oh no i'm afraid of water run away. referring to the people in the first shot
MrMotermadness 4 weeks ago
ooooo big ship launch... small wave.... run away run awayyy!
EQINOX187 4 weeks ago
4:31
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
superepicfailable 4 weeks ago
i wish virginity could be lost as easy as this ships lost their.
estesoyojajaja 4 weeks ago
HAHAHA, it is funny because i was not there.
estesoyojajaja 4 weeks ago
0:17- It's just a stupid wave!!!!!!! I have bigger ones in my bathtub!!!!!
MrLego2220 1 month ago
OMG shoot me if I ever laugh like that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
transdrole 1 month ago
fucking people are stupid obviously you dont stand next to a ship thats being launched unless you want to get soaked
blueeyedguy86 1 month ago
In the second clip. I wonder how far the person who pressed the button for the horn flew?
JustWickedSwede 1 month ago
5:25 isthat how they launch ships?
codymurdoch1 1 month ago
Learn to edit.
HateGovernment 1 month ago
Glad to hear other peeps laughing on the video of other people getting washed up
understood867 1 month ago
(last one) titanic wannabe...
chris112denmark 1 month ago
3:30 hes honking his horn get the FUCK out of the way.
MW2KILLCOUNT 1 month ago
wow !!!!!
chemicaliera 1 month ago
0:08 DISPLACEMENT OHH YEAHH
sneaki602 1 month ago
that new york ferry is cursed
codfanforlife46 1 month ago
someone lost his job for the last one.
hecdc 1 month ago
human ingenuity knows no bounds..
hecdc 1 month ago
that one way to put ship in water
mpmanuelportillotvma 1 month ago
At 2:29 it has a boner.
KiwiLovin7 1 month ago
@KiwiLovin7 that part of the ship is used for ramming against harsh waves :) but i like your scen of humor lol
ItalianBlackheart123 1 month ago
3:27... PRICELESS!!
strathmann2007 1 month ago
i would hate to be ran over by one of those massive sasauges lol!
redneckcanadian4x4 1 month ago
3:49 słychać "kurwa"
azgaar 1 month ago
boat @ 1:52 "Slut" awsome
0HippyHunter0 1 month ago
guy @2:00 smoking joint.
MegaEvilCrow 1 month ago
3:29 Eddy Murphy!
HudsonCardins 1 month ago
this is why i wouldnt be reencarnated as a fish..
super1236688 1 month ago
3:30 Polacy podbijaja youtube ;)
Jedras1290 1 month ago 46
@Jedras1290
Kurwa!!!!
gcmarcal 1 month ago
why cant one turn over!!!
blazingdragonshock 1 month ago 6
@blazingdragonshock that's just how they roll. they some bad muthafuckas
philetches 2 weeks ago
i almost shit my pants watchn this
ultimatemusic2009 1 month ago 3
I love how he put the description! Thumbs if you agree.
WestonVotaw 1 month ago
What the fuck did they think was going to happen?
Wonkawillie77 1 month ago
0:17 - cowards
Ozzy101ification 1 month ago 69
beautiful!!!!
marcelinhobeats 1 month ago
hey man , whats the name of the song?!?!
denialisande 1 month ago
At first YOU SEE ALL OF THE PEEPZ RUN AWAY!?!!?!?
YellowBrickish 1 month ago
@6.00 didn't put bungs in
MrStiigg 1 month ago
Now we know why boats are no longer launched this way. Now the dry dock is flooded, the ship rises and floats, and the doors to the sea are opened.
4merlinn1 1 month ago
These are intense
Zirus101 1 month ago
0:16 what did you think was gonna happen?
danteortiz14 1 month ago
whats the song at the end of the video?
sarelle500gr 1 month ago
@kartking4ever: those are the bow thrusters
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Gonteen yalta zootun toug ? Bwa ha ha ha ha ha
toonsis 1 month ago