Getting Rid of Zip and Alister!

[wesker100000000]

I think they need to give us an option to kill zip and allister in numerous ways the same way bethesda let us kill adoring fan in oblivion.

Zip: You want Me to stand here, well ok

(lara throws a grenade in zips direcion, zip blows up)

allister: by these artifacts, by these artifacts, by these artifacts, the great lara, what do you want Me to do (lara answers), are you sure you want me to stand incredibly close to that fire and then walk into it, well you're the boss (allister gets fried).

[flamesdemon19]

I kinda like Zip but Allister sucks and deserved to die.At least CD fixed one of the wrongs they did in Lara's games...

[willbwill180]

but i like alister and zip talking

[FxckJaquelineNatla]

nice

[Love2Raid]

LMAO!!

This video is made of pure WIN :-)))))

[kimvseminem]

legend, anniversary and underworld = FAIL

but that video was hilarious

[djklink20009]

looks like you got your wish Alistair dead now

[IamFnXtreme]

I suppose the reason Zip & Alister were created was because of the Tomb Radier Movies where Lara had assistants. Except in the game they are completly different -_-

I'm ok with Zip because he was in Tomb Raider 5. However.. Alister.. yeh..

[IamFnXtreme]

Oops. *Tomb Raider*

I feel sad now :'(

Curse my bad spelling O_O

[TheCryoScales]

The reason Zip and Alister were created was to make Lara more wisecracking and somehow make the conversations between the three memorable. Of course they failed as they were both annoying.

[ALH0294]

Aw what a shame, i was gutted when Alastair died. I thought they would meet in Avalon - turns out it doesn't exsist. :L

Zip is hot! ;)

[HotEmoNyu]

hmmm i like Zip but..

Alister can die for all i care... AND HE DOES!!! in Underworld he gets shot! xD and he dies! =D

[larasbiggestfan214]

i need an artifact like that.

[MasterofTombRaider]

hahahahaa!!!

[4991rebma]

Haahaaa :P Finally... xD

[OveractiveImaginer]

"Finally!"

LOOOL That is one powerful artifact!! XD

Couldn't quite catch what Lara said near the beginning though - prepare yourself for what?

[BL00DIEDHELL]

LMAO.

Does anyone else think that Alistair looks like a camp 70s disco reject? .__.

[PyroManiacXtreme]

yeah he does ^-^

[RemcoLiam]

ZIP AND ALLISTER ARE GREAT :D:D:D:D

[thatnorskchick2]

Rofl, no. :D :D :D

[RemcoLiam]

Why do you hate them? I can understand allister, but zip ?

[thatnorskchick2]

In my opinion, they are blasphemy in a TR game. That's all. :P

[SzFeri82]

Why? They are quite cool. Lara needs assistants as well.

[thatnorskchick2]

She never needed them before. Why now?

[SzFeri82]

Well, Zip is also in TR chronicles, and helps Lara with gadgets which is cool from the game's point of view. (pda, grapple, etc.) I don't get this "CrystalD fucked up TR" attitude anyway.

[thatnorskchick2]

True, but it wasn't this constant thing where Lara needed assistance all the time. I never said a word about Crystal, I've enjoyed their games...I just didn't enjoy those characters at all. I guess it's just my personal taste. :)

[PyroManiacXtreme]

ZIP AND ALISTER ARE GAY :D:D:D:D

[trjunepearl]

LOL LUV THIS VID!!! xD

[wizzewis]

mwaahahahah great!

[PyroManiacXtreme]

yay!!

[Menn019]

*finaly*

[gamerguy425]

O_o

[DoctorSims2]

ha ha !

very good work

[KiyokaMakibi]

EVIL LAra! XD

[frankii95]

haha cooooooool!

[wolfer275]

i love tr!!!!!!

[lauraxx91]

hahahaha xD!

[Laurentje3]

HAHAHA

How did you made it with these effects?

Its veryy cool :D

[JonnyTiney]

LOL

[Likewoahomg]

LOL

[Likewoahomg]

LOL

[azraelkhan]

:D Great isn't it?

[FxckJaquelineNatla]

@azraelkhan yeah!!! :)

[doomdevil107]

wats the song at the start of 0:10 called plz?

Plz reply

[CroftSisters]

"Finally"

Oh my gosh this vid is so funny!

[CrazyMan305]

What does allister do bad in the trailer?

[azraelkhan]

Aside from existing? Not much.

[daleks4eva]

lmao, good 1!

And his accent is enough 2 drive any1 up the wall!!!

[GeorgieLicious]

paahahaha xD

[decoyicus]

then she locks Winston in the freezer..........again

[darthkahn45]

K.Z.A.A 4 life!

[BartolisHideout]

My neighbour is new, he is russian.

He is an Alister look a-like!!!

[MissGermanLaraCroft]

really?

[BartolisHideout]

Seriously, yeah, it's frightening. lol.

[MissGermanLaraCroft]

LOL

[talaneobernardo]

the worst thing i've ever seen. I like zip and allister. HORIBLE MUSIC AND EDITING. THE VOICES ALSO SUCK!

[azraelkhan]

Wow, must suck to be a Z/A fan after seeing the new trailer huh? Hopefully Lara fills him full of lead! Hah! ;p

[jailime]

hhhhheeeehhhhhhhahaaaaaaaaahhh­hhhhhhhh

[kadryn]

ahaha :D

[DaddysLilLaraCroft]

lol

[alotlikelara]

hahah i love it!!!!!! wat program did you use???

[eimon123]

lol so funny

[sweezle62]

I quite like Zip and Alister but this is HILARIOUS!!!

[ChainCat23]

finally... :D

[00Lady00]

Zip and Alister are soo cewl! Zip is the cewlest

[Litalinkisextreme]

lmao, nobody likes them, they're ok. XD

[JrDerrick94]

What about Winston..?

[XxKusanagixX]

LOL XD good job!

[LPTR93]

Bye Bye Zip and Alister

Their Dead, Yes!!!!!!

[thatnorskchick2]

YESSSSSSSSS!!! GROZAA!!!

Hahaha this is the greatest video ever.

[azraelkhan]

Hehe, I would say join up to the group - but you're already making cool Anti-Z/A artworks on TRF! :D

[thatnorskchick2]

Hehe oh yes, it's very fun!

Thank you :)

[ImaginaryVoncroy]

Ok I like Zip, he's funny in Chronicles and Legend seems a very cool character, Alister on other hand - "how marvellous", "how cold?", shut the fuck up!!!

[amig90]

Let me think of more suitable names for those guys: Zip coat Chester Mc Alister Morshed Ali Easter (I mean, seriously. He looks very Pakistani. Apologies to all Pakistanis every where.) Zip charge Zippisity Zippism Zipet'zion Zipet Zipet (like a frog? dunno. You think of a more appropriate scenario) Zip it Backing Lickister Fisting lister

[eeksgalBEP]

why do all of you hate them?

[channel991]

They are ANNOYING.

[Anlevaz]

I know that I simply shouldent comment if I don't like it, but serestly this stuff is just waist of time and its pritty childish to. I don't like it

[azraelkhan]

1. It's for fun.

2. Surely there are worse ways of going about expressing dislike for Zip & Alister, like chiming " They sux lol XD "

3. If Eidos and CD to notice the already large movement of Zip & Alister haters around the internet, then it hasn't been a waste of time. Beneficial, it could then be called (if they get rid of these two dickfaces), for TR would once again have atmosphere.

4. 40 + "Childish" people have replied. Shucks.

[Anlevaz]

I love them and im not saying that you're stupid or somthing if you don't agre whit me. And yes I undrestand its for fun, I just don't think so. Maybe I would find it fun if i didnt like them maybe not who knows?

Personaly I thikn tomb raider is just even more great when the're in it. And 40+ or not I still think its childish.

But if you hate them and think its fun go ahed I wont bother you anymore abaut it all, its just my opinion

[eeksgalBEP]

i saw eidos posted a page where it's said they're gonna be in tr underworld . you could find this in the information about tr underworld

[cgtombraider2]

thats true but they also might die too

[cgtombraider2]

i agree cuz in the japan level in legend alister is talking about not looking down and its a hard pole jump and it annoys me i hope they die in underworld :) that would be great

[thatnorskchick]

HAHAHAHA YES!!!!!!!!

[Kotokone]

ROFL. >:D

[Bampy]

Yes. KILL THEM!!

[alkas88]

huehueuhe ;D

[alisterfletcherluvr]

is funny

and that comin from me

[ValeCroft]

koooooooooooool!

[vanillekarnickel]

lol

[wwechild2008]

lol

[MasterofTombRaider]

its funny this video...

[scarletdrag0n]

Lol great vid! I hope the legend comes true one day.

[psycoman999]

:) funny.

[LAJHS]

i liked zip but hated alistor. he's so gay.

[SailorMoonsPower]

so what

[LAJHS]

nothing xD i'm just saying.

[SailorMoonsPower]

lol XD

[sevillana9]

Nice vid ^_^

P.S. I no they both suck but if you had to choose 1 who would u choose?

[azraelkhan]

I think Alister. At least he had some degree of intelligence! But he still didn't shut up, so they're both damned to the 7th level of Hell.

[sevillana9]

lol

[TheCroftGeneration]

yeah... but they remaning two stupids

[tombraidertrailerman]

not while i'm around *cocks gun*

[SuperMimbles360]

Here's for all the times they were of no use to you!

[bunnygirl2099]

:D YAY!

[artsyalchemist]

Haha, nice job there. 5 stars.

[MsCroftTR]

:) Now I know for sure that Zip and Alister are total idiots, aren't they? (LOL) :D That was a good one! Now Lara can be calm, there's no one that would annoy her ever again! (Well, maybe at the next age... XD)

Have a nice day. :)

[Mattopia]

Yes! The annoying gits are dead! :D 'Ding Dong, the gits are dead' lol. Fantastic video btw.

[MySunnyRomance]

phahahahahahahahaha-deep breath-hahahahahahaha X'D

so hilariously funny=D

well done!

[VeryCurlyWurly]

lol :D

[f0rt0r]

Boom! Nice video. :)

[croftproductions]

u made me snort out milk from my nose! lmao this is fantastic, i'm giving it five stars!

[cagedfreedom2007]

excellent LMAO.

[merx10]

so funny,makes me laugh when alisters head blowd up.

[danitiwa]

That was awesome! XD

I cracked up when Lara goes: "I'm Going to BLOW your head off!"

[azraelkhan]

Hehe, Ely does a good mischievous Lara ;)

[danitiwa]

That's who it was! ^_^ She's very good too.

[dmcompany]

What's the big deal with them,jeez

[azraelkhan]

... They SUCK in every way possible, basically!

[danitiwa]

Well Chris, I was expecting some more mature answer from you... O_O

But you are 100% Correct my man. :3

[ChocoboKitsune]

Yaaaaay! =D

[MattSinger16]

Lol Awesome Chris!

[LadyStardustVertigo]

Groza is Russian word. It means thunder-storm :)))

And this music is from V for Vendetta I guess (dunno about Drake)

[azraelkhan]

Aye, the intro bit with the drums is from Uncharted.

V for Vendetta is a fantastic film. I must buy it.

[tombraidertrailerman]

:L OMG its a dream come true. finally there dead. now next on my list is vanessa feltz and celine dion, I trust there is a special artefact to vanquish them? lol

[drakan101]

Whooo! There gone! *tear* I'm so happy!

[carriekiddd]

that was really funny but those guys were funny. like annoying type of funny. it was boring not hearing thier voices everyonce in a while in anniversary.

[tombraidertrailerman]

sorry, r u mad. lol, there were about as funny as being on holiday with hitler. :P soz but they are gits

[carriekiddd]

i ain't mad I'm just kinda like, " oh shit, they're not coming back..."

[azraelkhan]

LMAO!

[masonchavoush]

Omg Lmfao!!