"Jam" (A song written from Weirdo comments!)

[Annaconda1984]

(-: put mikma in any song and the song quality skyrockets to takatukaland. I'm really digging the new icon did you design it?

[elizard]

Nose hairs trimmed!

[mikma]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...MIKMA WAS HERE

[rockerguy567]

I used to write lyrics, until I took an arrow to the knee

[kenrg]

Do you really want this to be known as the last video ever posted on this channel? Come on, it's been a month already!

[Annaconda1984]

great song, i love how mikma was here

[MrAnthonyBTV]

Lol... I'm mad you breathed on the camera like that

[BrettTheiPhone]

Hormonal loveliness - a lovely mess.

[kokohawk]

Who are you? Who am I? What are we doing here?

[kokohawk]

Daddy needs his pills and Mama needs her booze.

[TheMadPoppet]

You're nuts! And I love it!! Well done Chris.

[Illuminatta]

...and a vest has no sleeves...

[KiddsockTV]

I think I will put my hand in my ear!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Christopher.

Weirdness becomes you.

And you still sniff glue.

My how odd your life has become,

Now that your roast has burnt your tongue.

[OhCurt]

Your breath just melted my Macbook.

[contacts lawyer]

[EstevanTH]

So good & funny!! And you are frightening. :-P

[noswonky]

Was mikma here?

[ChristopherMast]

@noswonky He was THERE (on the last video)

[laumeux]

HA!!!!!! That made my day!!!!

[DarkMindedPoet]

ha ha ha ha,....awesome video

[DarkMindedPoet]

(cont..)

(chorus)

Rain rain go away ,

Because of you the pain will stay!

Slit my throat, tear out my heart.

Leave me there, tear me apart.

Cold and dead and in the rain,

All you ever caused was pain…..

[ChristopherMast]

@DarkMindedPoet prolific

[DarkMindedPoet]

(Continued) (Chorus) Rain Rain go away, Because of you the pain will stay! Slit my throat, tear out my heart, Leave me there, tear me apart. Crimson blood running like a ribbon down my head, Because of you I am dead. A lead bullet in my skull, Just because of what you said. I finely get the taste of lead. You drag my lifeless body into the rain, Hope I caused no one pain.

[DarkMindedPoet]

“Bloody Rain” (chorus) Rain rain go away, Because of you the pain will stay! Slit my throat, Tear out my heart, Leave me there, tear me apart. I don’t need you any more, Is what I think with tears running down my face, My hearts beating at a steady pace. Love is death and death is you, My memories of you stain my mind like a black tattoo. Memories that bind me in a rope of pain, I’m just trying to remain Sane.

[theloathlydaddy]

Sick and babbling, cackling, laughing, dirty stinky hairy armpits and a hat to keep the dandruff in. Christopher Mast on a Friday, and don't forget your Mom told you not to go out with him!

Chorus: But you wouldn't listen!! Dammit!!

[linuxluver]

I've been watching Christopher for years now. His life has a rhythm I can't define, but I dance to it anyway. Feel it.

[fehquig]

Your bottle is empty and your puppet is ugly...

[ChristopherMast]

@fehquig So?

[bearchay889]

Taint taint taint taint of fools.

[Stuka87]

The Porch Monkeys are watching you

[ChristopherMast]

@Stuka87 racist :)

[Stuka87]

@ChristopherMast Thats actually not the meaning I had inferred. But I suppose everything is up to interpretation :P

[ChristopherMast]

@Stuka87 Hmm... Maybe I could use BOTH your lines in the song now :)

[LisaJMoore]

I OVER Eighteen, and I can do what I want...I AM OVER eighteen and I can do what I want....so suck it

[LisaJMoore]

Oh baby....my Cheeto lost it's cheese such a long time ago......is there anything sadder?

[ralfonzo83]

That video is a document. Never delete it!

(That was a comment. Not a lyric.)

[ChristopherMast]

@ralfonzo83 I'm still using it.

[abbyroadme]

Let's all be weird and run in circles.

[nerdfighter4]

I miss thursday with christopher mast on blog tv. when will you come back and sing all your songs? it has been way too long. You went out and lived your life next thing I know you have a wife. its been waaaaaaay too long. you need to sing your angsty songs. Soon they will be for an audience of one when you sing the soft sounds of a lullabye to your son. its been way to long.

[phampants]

I'm a creature. A creature of love, plus a bottle of booze. And a hat.

[NeoNinjaA2B]

second !!!!1! ^^ nice one

[ChristopherMast]

first