Father Ted - The Beast

[bethmariew]

oh no! that is awesome! those two guys, what a goof. :)

[TimeRyojin]

It's got 4 ears, 2 of them are for listening, and the other 2 are kind back up ears.

[rjconnolly2nd]

Non-Catholic Gods LOL

[stanconsidine]

magnum pi LMAO

[XxiloveGWxX]

Do you reckon he just made that up on the spot? Either way I'm pissing myself ahahahaha

[suffern63]

@XxiloveGWxX Can someone not answer this,please,I'd really like to know as it does sound improvised,to perfect to have been scripted

[rooney10scholes18]

i love the list on the wall at the end: magnum pi, darth vader, the lockness monster and non-catholic gods lol

[mwillis1000]

Do more!!!!!! WE all want more father ted videos!!!

[toby0cooper]

Dougal doesn't even blink when he's talking about the beast. Hilarious!

[SirCraigius]

Somebody really needs to draw a picture of The Beast.

[TheTKDperson]

The Beast: Big as 4 cats, retractable legs, lights up at night, 4 ears, claws as big as cups, has a fear o stamps, its has magnets on its tail, no mouth and 4 arses. i cant imagine dat :(

[TheSonicSegaNerd]

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[Waffle281]

"It has 4 ears! 2 are for listening, and the other two are sort of back-up ears!"

[GumGumOnigiri]

If I was a sheep I'd be watching my back right now.

.....well you are in Ireland!

[ReFlekTioNzz]

@GumGumOnigiri Racist

[GumGumOnigiri]

@ReFlekTioNzz come on, a little innuendo comedy never hurt anyone. 8P

seriously, you watch Father Ted and you can't take a joke?

[ReFlekTioNzz]

@GumGumOnigiri But Im Not Laughin

[GumGumOnigiri]

@ReFlekTioNzz so, you don't find my joke at all funny.......... ok then.

[ReFlekTioNzz]

@GumGumOnigiri I'd Say ATLEAST 4 People Giggled At Your "Joke", But It's More Racist, But What Part Of The UK Are You From Anyway?

[GumGumOnigiri]

@ReFlekTioNzz man, I'm from scotland, this is youtube, jokes like this(or worse)are all over the place and I'm done caring about this dumb conversation. see ya.

[ReFlekTioNzz]

@GumGumOnigiri Ok, I Was Gonna Ask For You To Accept My Sorry If You Were Scottish, If English Then I Would Of Carried It On

[skyhawk431]

@GumGumOnigiri I laughed and I'm Irish :D

[Nerd322]

THEY DONT EXIST chart

Loch Ness Monster

Frankenstein

Non-Catholic Gods

Darth VAder

The Beast

The Phantom of the Opera

[BlueSharkBoy434]

"Instead of a mouth it's got 4 arses!" LMAO!!!

[harris0787]

gotta love good old Irish comedy!

[coyler71]

3 people were attacked the beast

[missvivers400m]

His claws were as big as cups!! hahaha

[luigi1456]

i cried with laughter

[misszacefronable]

'non-catholic gods'..baha.

[thedarknesscallingme]

"...and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps" LMAO!

its so random its hilarious

[zu1875lu]

was this the best episode ever?

[guitarist0123]

@letspreach it stands for Radio Telefis Eireann :)

[Letspreach]

What is RTE? I hear it a lot here. Seems it's not liked, what ever it is  : o

[pivotybob]

@Letspreach its the irish equivalent of the bbc, its complete and utter shite

[PartyGirlDNM]

a retractable leg!was watchin it on tv last night and my friends were gettin so annoyed at my hysterical laughing

[babymicrobe]

They don't exist chart: Loch Ness monster, Frankestein, Magnum PI, non catholic gods.

I love Father Ted,,,

[thedarknesscallingme]

@babymicrobe

you forgot Darth Vader LOL

[sheepdog2c7]

in my opinion Father Ted is quite simply the best comedy program ever

[zu1875lu]

@sheepdog2c7 In mine only beaten by OnlyFoolsAndHorses, says a hell of a lot though as there has been some fantasic comedies. Some of the stuff in Father Ted is ingenious. Simple things like "F*ckin Hell" in sheep contest crowd are incredibly funny but i get feeling most other nations wouldn't get it? So sad there wasn't more than 3 series :(

[seankinsellasean]

@zu1875lu I have the only fools collection and the father ted one, only fools was fantastic until the raquel,casandra and damien showed up then i found it go a bit poorish the ones with grandas in it where the very best but any way fuckin hell

[zu1875lu]

@seankinsellasean Never used to like the granddad ones, but rewatch them few times on my collection i do prefer him too. Although the best ones HAD to be Late 80's early 90's....jolly boys, chain gang, tony angelino, driscal bro's, the hilarious danger uxd and excellent way he could make u look back with rodders wedding....Father Ted is diff but also soooo funny....Pat mustard lol just his music was funny! These guys are geniuses for laughter they bring us

[Kraken812]

"The Phantom of the Opera DOESN'T exist!"

[SRArepublican3]

things that down exist-non catholic gods haha

[gav83]

The best show RTE never did. Arseholes.

[SpongeBek]

Retractable leg!

Backup ears!

Stamps!

TED <3

[rockboysrwe]

i miss father ted sooooo much... simply the greatest comedy writing ever

[tashpish]

FUCKIN ADVERTS, GET TAE FUCK >:(>:(

[rabbieburns1975]

its got magnets on its tail for gods sake

[lolhacks1]

FECK ARSE GIRLS DRINK

[DarkInfusionz]

so thats what the stig looks like!

[iReDeMpTiOnZzZz]

That was funny when he pulled down the list and on it was Darth Vader. LOL. And when he said, "instead of a mouth it's got 4 arses.. HAHAHAHA

[drowzy721]

When it yawns, it sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of ducks around inside a barrell!

[mickeyleon123]

Instead of a mouth its got 4 arses! hahaha

[retnuHDJ]

Maybe your humour is broken?

[ElectroChimp]

Yes I think you're the only one.

[benjaminetchells]

where's the clip where the lights go off, then dougal hears the beast? hilarious

[SnakeEyes199]

LMAO, Dougal's best ever lines. Instead of a head it's got four arses!!! Lol

[hungrymattress]

LOL

[Retsam19]

LOL does this remind anybody else of the descriptions of the stig on top gear? Bet top gear got the idea from here.

[TheMorrisseyMan]

LOL DARTH VADER.

[MultiPinkbubbles]

Excellent!

[Dylanquinn666]

It doesn't have any eyebrows, except on saturdays and when it yawns it sounds like liam neeson chasing a load of ducks inside a barrel!!!!

[Indeed999]

'Instead of a mouth its got four arses'... LMAO... So random!

[Missy902]

"Non Catholic Gods"... you could NEVER get away with that kind of stuff nowadays!

[gazamused]

he just did....?

[Dancingwithotters]

"Darth Vader" XD

Best show about priests ever