Alan Carr: Chatty Man, kitchen promo | Channel 4

[judithkent111]

"symphony of beige"

ROFL!

[jamieelynnx]

ohh i used to find these hilarrrious:')

[MsBieberFever23]

Now if you follow me to this area which we call the lounge, Hello dad

Lmao i love Alan

[trigga1uk]

the wow factor isnt something i would associate with Formica.

[adamps16]

I find all of these hilarious

[LydziBooooo]

i love this

[floridagirl1100]

is that real

[bionicade]

symphony of beige! brill, how does he do it?

[Commons46]

rrrrr well funny lol

[F4RMERROO]

hell fire. these are ace, never seen em b4 : D

[AprilJ95]

omg how can you not have seen 'em lol :)

[Sazza91x]

what does forminca? if i spelt it right lol

[wrightherewrightnow9]

Formica is what the kitchen worktops are made out of.

[Fragolina1410]

funny cause it means ANT in italian Lol

[Sazza91x]

"hello dad.." haha

[buldhana]

Hello dad !

[mimimezmo]

if you need me i will be in the wendy house, enjoy!! love it so funny

[rainbowstrawberries]

just look at that shagpile.

[cockyshed]

bolloxs...thank you.

[zapzupnz]

Jokes aren't lost on you, are they... geez.

[ParadoxNG]

shag piles

[Connelly90]

Really?

Send me a link to your own chat show, a place where I can buy your bestselling DVD and book and point me in the direction of your legions of fans please :D

He has had more sucess than you or I will ever have difference is, I can see past peoples sexual orientation and to their comedic talent :D enjoy your pitiful life of intolerance :D

PS If your channel is anything to go by you are from the UK like me; Where 'fags' are cigarettes, so your insult makes no sense :D

[Connelly90]

Its a better reply than your's, since it is based on fact, not just mindless homophobia :D

[Mirrorkissers]

well dont watch his fucking videos then you fascist.

[Mirrorkissers]

they should have just done Chatty Man like this, it would have been so much better.

[Chameleam]

"Shag pile"

[arrghgarry]

It is very clever how they have done that .

[Izzymoggington]

god i love alan carr! he's sooo funny.

[madg66]

u want to bum him you gay

[Izzymoggington]

sorry im female so no can do.

[LydziBooooo]

if you need me ill be in the wendy house, enjoy

[TheDeniedboy]

i shat myself cus of that

[nspuds]

LOL

[lenaloveschocolate]

I prefer these promos to the actual show!

[sima49999]

ha ha ha this is greate i'm adding it to my website lol

[IAMTHEALMIGHTYGOD]

"look at the formica, i'm sure you'll agree it realy has the wow factor" and "if you need me i'll be in the wendy house" are the best bits.

[LILBAYB33ST3F]

"and if you follow me into this area which we call the lounge, HELLO DAD!"

XD

[antishadow123]

this guy is funny go on the x factor

[musicjudgemaster]

he is so funny, look at the formica im sure youll agree it really has the wow factor, haha

[FONEJACKER12009]

'symphony of beige'

[LewisCeeThatsMe]

Epic win!

[sirgrinchiod2]

makes me smile

[aapmwo]

Could anyone tell me what he says at the beginning when he says "welcome to my kitchen, look at the __?__ I'm sure you'll agree it really has the wow factor"..

[69whybother]

Formica

[ben51ovi]

"Look at the Formica"

Formica had a reputation of being very 60s, although I dont think it is now.

[kenty815]

lmfao hes funny as

[fashionista507]

i'm off to the wendy house if you need me.

lmao! i love alan carr :D x

[Iamthelordoflisan7]

That's spooky!

[allthingseurovision]

"its a symphony of beige, look at this shagpile" LMFAO

[PriditProductions]

LMFAO.

[breyerlove79]

lol

[EmeraldWednesday]

every single line in this ad is funny the way he says them! Even if they were said on their own!

[bagwhanbill]

cool5

[jemmelliee135]

hah, i see this too often,

i have to stare at the hair lol XD

[Ali1Kellythorn]

'this is called the lounge, hello dad.' haha top notch. its awesome.

[smithbake]

"hi, im alan carr welcome to my kitchen " its just the way he says it lmao!

[GuitarAndMeMusic]

if you need i'll be in the wendy house!

[GuitarAndMeMusic]

thats kinda random.. 'vote ukip'

[PaulDavidScott]

"Hello Dad" lol

[binboyuk]

HAHA!

[BettyBooDoinDo]

eeeeeeeeeeeee my god thats hilarious lol

[Claire6400]

ROFL!! That is hilarious!

[rock4you88]

haha did he just say shag piles? HILARIOUS

[jamalsfreerun]

lol it means carpet incase you didnt know

[rock4you88]

i know its just i was thinking its a kid (well alan carr) saying shag pile like its normal lol im just easily amused

[jamalsfreerun]

lol fair enough mate

[Judgeyy]

lol "if you need me i'll be in the wendy house, enjoy..."

[BlackenedGold]

funniest bit XD

[Veggie449]

HELLO DAD!

[oneillnm]

"this is great for just chilling out and being me" lol pity the show he is promoting isnt as good as the ad..

[ialwaysknewicouldfly]

just look at that shag pile LOLLL!

[grantpolo]

HELLO DAD I LUV IT

[prini79]

my home.... very funny

[LieToMe505]

Omg I Love This!!  Soo Funny,If Slightly Scary....

Lmao

[Alapaca123]

init lmao :)

[GuitarAndMeMusic]

thats really clever how do they do that!?

[smileycomics]

by well......................... i dont know!!!!

[allyallyo1]

funnyest program ever

[itssuperscotty]

LOL

Can't wait for his show to start!

[IrishGeordie1]

lol "if you need me i'll be in the wendy house"

[ThreeAvocados]

Hahaha! Funniest advert ever!

[SmileyWorld13]

HAHAHAHAHA tht advert it seriously possessed!!

[chayskatesforpsc]

love this advert

[whatupdawwg]

LOL these are the funniest adverts ever

[YoutubieNewbie]

hahahaha, I love these ads!

[dwesh45]

sympathy of bagie look at the shagpile

[bimboyren]

Best lines are (lmao)

In the future this place would be called a crib but I call it my home

I love it... it's a symphony of beige

[citywalks]

haha yeah i know who you mean.

[darktim99]

pure genius!!!

[jamiesargant7295]

hes just hilarious!!

[thomasfy4]

god hes so funny

[RandomIdiot77]

OMFG I CANT WAIT!!

[randomlaughsrocks]

holy shit your vajina is explodind

[Rachel9303]

I love it

[sinfulmoose]

LOL! These are the best adverts ever

[YouLessThanThreeMe]

love it xDDD

[basslinefisheh09]

wtf man :O

[jamstaa92]

HAHAH i love Alan Carr i seriously can't wait!!!

[FONEJACKER12009]

scariest ad ever ha

[Alayneee]

legend

[sach3]

even more wird