Lmao. Sure was a bad storm they had in the Jerall Mountains... bad enough to put guards through doors.
Had the same thing happen to me on 360 at the south gate of Anvil but only to an innocent bystander instead of a guard. The banging noise is irritatingly hilarious.
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Happened to me when some guy who used to be an Imperial guard who i got fired in another quest came to get his revenge. And a swipe o the mace later he got stuck to the door. All well and good, apart from the fact his seizure smashed everything in my mansion up. All the awesome items i put on display.
Game-breaking? I think you mean "Game-making". Once you accept the fact that you live in a world where physics often goes on vacation, it can be quite fun. Then you can taunt the gods, saying "Hey, look at me! I can put people through doors! When's the last time you did that, huh?"
A guard got stuck in.... a door... fingering himself... scratching out ants in his pants... don't know why... it aint kool *spasms* ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *spasms*
Reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons when that tornado destroys ned flanders house and his son was thrown side ways through a tree and he's stuck XD
dont make it plural if its one glitch and every actually cool person hates that glitch its barely even a glitch its just something that a little kid found out by acident. >(
Just last night some guard's horse got attacked while he was fighting something else. The horse stumbled to the ground, and I was healing it for practice, but it didn't get back up. So he goes over and mounts it, and it's just laying there but he continues to sit on it, going nowhere. Lol.
Announcer: Watch as the guard tries to get da fuck outta that door... very interesting, Or maybe this could be the exorcists part 5... that spirit must really be in a hurry to take a piss... or maybe he just had to much monster and now he believes he can jump of walls. Whatever it is, ITS FUCKING HALARIUS
ever notice that when something goes wrong in one of these games, most players will at some point try hitting it with a sword to see if it fixes it...? ...I miss my Oblivion... need to get it again....
it's garrys mod all over again...
timewasteland 1 month ago
Lmao. Sure was a bad storm they had in the Jerall Mountains... bad enough to put guards through doors.
Had the same thing happen to me on 360 at the south gate of Anvil but only to an innocent bystander instead of a guard. The banging noise is irritatingly hilarious.
smegzly 2 months ago
You: Wtf are you doing?
Guard: Isn't it obvious? Ima slapping mah ass.
OverlordOfOverlords 3 months ago
Lol, the same thing happened to me, except the banging sound came from his, wiggling, bouncing, extending? Head
FoxyPancake 4 months ago
Stop! You Violated my Door. Pay the court a fine or spend the rest of your life in my bedroom door.
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ORTmusic 6 months ago
It's twice as funny if it's a guard
EvilRobotProduction 6 months ago
Im not luaghing....
THeCrazYmEjose 7 months ago
this needs benny hill's theme.
supertamal2000 8 months ago
Worst first day ever as a guard
ScaryCareBear 10 months ago 3
THAT'S what you get for committing adultery with different races
Alomaim 1 year ago
this is better than the time a shirt stretched all the way across the market district
Gabrielberlinjerry 1 year ago
Hes having an orgasm from his invisable blow job!
werecatlove752 1 year ago
ARM SPAZ!!!!!!!
joezzzify 1 year ago
i laugh soz hardz! lol :D
wordimus 1 year ago
Oh that is so not right.
Revolos55 1 year ago
ah the music of stomp.... whatever happened to those guys.
joeynessily 1 year ago
He's making a funky beat!
blakdead6 1 year ago
um, hey yeah its quagmire, yeah its stuck in a door this time
Zguy1996 1 year ago 2
oblivion needs to fix that door stuff
CrazyMegaOmega 1 year ago
two guys one door...
fuckthisshit143 1 year ago
leave it to bethesda to make a bugged-ass game.
iliekchocolatemilk 1 year ago
That's what happens, when you buy shit quality doors
CrazyEmiliano 1 year ago 2
kids stay off the crack this is y
gamerproHQ 1 year ago
"two units of mass cannot occupy the same space"
oh realy? proven wrong right here Einstein...
MikeDupris 2 years ago 12
omfg he wuz spankin himzef! :O
caseythafacey 2 years ago 2
TIMMEH!!
shadowmare97 2 years ago 3
1:22 Is he trying to slap his ass? xD
ForDahLulz 2 years ago
meh... =D
Neuromotorized 2 years ago
jacking off failure
wormfat 2 years ago 6
I wonder what would happen if a guard came...
Ecksss 2 years ago
and closed
and open
and closed
12fig 2 years ago
he's fapping the door open
12fig 2 years ago
better title. "Oblivion has a siezure"
alexkool69 2 years ago
There is no justifiable reason for this to be funny, but it's soo FUCKIN FUNNY
Fudgems898 2 years ago 5
phew..... i finally stoped laughing.....thought i was gonna pass out from not being able to breath.....my cheeks are hurting
Hunter10881088 2 years ago 5
owch...
algernonfrenchhorn 2 years ago 5
ioi
goofystarwars 2 years ago
LOL so funny
Daskleine 2 years ago
I love that glitch so much! I hope it never gets fixed! XD
Nidonemo 2 years ago
thats silent hill man
Fenrirgear 2 years ago
lol he snack his butt at the end XD
tyland123 2 years ago
lol
TheDoakes12 2 years ago
Lol, that happened to me to but under the door lol
C0DZ0R 2 years ago
lawls it looks like he's having a seizure. XD
MoeGirl4455 2 years ago
ROFL he's spanking himself
moatartareque 2 years ago
whos behind there 0.o
overlord1998 2 years ago
Every time he hits his head he loses 10 brain cells. :)
TacticalDude2 2 years ago
It kind of reminds me of something from Silent Hill.
LabTechM 2 years ago
haha man i lost it when you opend the door.
Brettbrown2 2 years ago
I killed the adoring fan near a jail cell door and his head fell through the bars and got twisted and stretched out.
Beesbestfriend 2 years ago
hes having a seizure while being caught in a door. LOL
strawberrymuffin123 2 years ago
at 1:18 he thinks hes a chicken
burninggundum 2 years ago
lol the sounds make it hilarious
irelandsvampire 2 years ago
I did that with Dorian once, got his neck caught in the door and it went really long.
Then my xbox froze :(
SenorAppleBerries 2 years ago
"Oh no,Bruce got stuck in the door again"
kasino310 2 years ago 3
He's clearly suffering. FINISH HIM!!!
rodneyws1977 2 years ago
sound like rock lol
nexusmaximus1k 2 years ago
is he being eaten by the door lol?
Wolfclaw666 2 years ago
The Countess will have a nice surprise when she comes down for dinner. O.o
5manga5 2 years ago 3
his hand is searching for something *cough chukle* LOL
rhatman1 2 years ago
Poor guard.
Trippuri 2 years ago
LoL.......
N01D90 2 years ago
random :)
ANDYPANDY359 2 years ago
haha nice job using the door as handcuffs xD
mooWglo 2 years ago
Sum1 got angry with him so they shoved him through a door.
Obliviongirl123 2 years ago
without watching, it sounds like two people are having sex against the door
jiatianhe 2 years ago 9
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MrGyroGearloose 2 years ago
lmao.
30secondstomarscam 2 years ago
Haahaaaa
Rootom9 2 years ago
Thats some hardcore stuff im hearing.
MasterOuiukiske 2 years ago
actually, it sounds like more than two people.
jiatianhe 2 years ago
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s0meonehackedme 2 years ago
Happened to me when some guy who used to be an Imperial guard who i got fired in another quest came to get his revenge. And a swipe o the mace later he got stuck to the door. All well and good, apart from the fact his seizure smashed everything in my mansion up. All the awesome items i put on display.
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franka64 3 years ago
You're surprised? The Oblivion game is full of game-breaking glitches, especially on the Xbox where there is no luxury of a fan patch.
TheThreadWeaver 3 years ago
Game-breaking? I think you mean "Game-making". Once you accept the fact that you live in a world where physics often goes on vacation, it can be quite fun. Then you can taunt the gods, saying "Hey, look at me! I can put people through doors! When's the last time you did that, huh?"
TheMonsterPatrol 3 years ago 3
how about if the doors never open at all? Like in the Ayleid ruins? Or the Dungeons in the MAIN STORY LINE?!
*huffs*
Still pissed about that...
TheThreadWeaver 3 years ago
u mad?
asdfBanditfdsa 3 years ago
Yes.
TheThreadWeaver 3 years ago
Yep. But its all part of playenz. (Wow that sounded relly geekish)
Rave7557 2 years ago
OMG call the police hes having a seizure OH wait nvm he is the police
robloxking 3 years ago 17
@robloxking That was really stupid because you dont call the police for seizures or medical stuff. DUH FAIL.
SakuraLoverYay 1 year ago
@SakuraLoverYay i was gunna say that but you beat me to the punch
mokuba113 1 year ago
LMAO this happened to me too when i used some midas spells xD
FrankyDThanatos 3 years ago
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lol thats one wicked beat in the beginning
penderrin909 3 years ago
lol thats one wicked beat in the beginning
penderrin909 3 years ago
lmao bread!!!!!!!!!! haha this was great!
dinosaurgreen 3 years ago
lol funny thing is, he is probably doing exactly what someone who actually had a door through the middle of their body would do. :P
Sintwar 3 years ago 3
I do that all the time
Bread23000 3 years ago
let me in ahhh
Blentastic 3 years ago
rofl
crisvsv 3 years ago
at the begining i thought hat the guard was jerking off xD
iavor55 3 years ago
youtube
coronah 3 years ago
:-/ Reminds me of when I killed a rat on a chair. Its tail started to swing like CRAZEH
bearmonkey12 3 years ago
He makes a nice doorknob.
ChaoticVampire 3 years ago 2
lol haha a classic glitch! always fun to watch!
hasjisj1992 3 years ago
it sounds like a a war in the background
willsgotbeer 3 years ago
lol
andrewpoopoo 3 years ago
A song I made ~
*Rap theme*
A guard got stuck in.... a door... fingering himself... scratching out ants in his pants... don't know why... it aint kool *spasms* ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *spasms*
:D yeah!
Sir0Syler 3 years ago
lol
FoppitOwnz 3 years ago
eye gurlll. poop on my face please girl.
samcoen 3 years ago
and this is how the empire gets information out of traitors.
JiRaar 3 years ago 26
lol
devilmaycry4132 3 years ago
This is EXACTLY why we all love Oblivion. xD
PinkChocolate16 3 years ago 5
that would be fun to wake up to.
TLoZNarutofan 3 years ago 2
Why is he Whaping is ass with his hand?
Haloya101 3 years ago
that guard's a spaz
cubsfan286 3 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!
yesthisisgod 3 years ago
kept laffin 4 2 hours
nice 1 ;)
milmilkhothot 3 years ago
looks like hes having a seizer when you open and shut the door
insaneaceprodutions 3 years ago
did you see his arm!!!??
insaneaceprodutions 3 years ago
he's fingering his butthole.... (unhappy face) :(
Cheese838 3 years ago
Reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons when that tornado destroys ned flanders house and his son was thrown side ways through a tree and he's stuck XD
melonhead28 3 years ago
rotfl!! I remember that!!! XDDDD GO SIMPSONS!!!
Harley1597 3 years ago
i luv it when it duz that
gregorroks 3 years ago
lol, spanking jis own ass! ROFL!
david1991rules4life 3 years ago
Strangest doorknob I've ever seen.
BritishAgent 3 years ago
just hold still and i'll get you out!! lol
mesweet01 3 years ago
Lol!
Xenoloth 3 years ago
Lmao :D
melonhead28 3 years ago
AHAHA LOZ
lewlew12345 3 years ago
dont make it plural if its one glitch and every actually cool person hates that glitch its barely even a glitch its just something that a little kid found out by acident. >(
codiesobe 3 years ago
Are you fcuking stupid, my friend?
Jonza121 3 years ago
is there wrong wit u or u just got anger problems?
tman0wnsth3ch33se 3 years ago
lols wel funny
crewealexfan 3 years ago
wtf lol
Darkfillms 3 years ago
HEY!!!! its Winnie the Pooh!!! XD
jradbills 3 years ago
Lol the begining he was slappin his ass
Assassin9286 3 years ago
Theres an even funnier one,watch "Oblivion glitches and Funny Stuff"
Ikillunao 3 years ago
i love that door glitch its funny lol
iendedyoui 3 years ago
i didnt think bruma people were that bad...
KillerKikyo5 3 years ago
are these glitchs on the 360 or pc?
Awesomegames 3 years ago
a necropheliacs dream date lol! XD
sandmerchant 3 years ago
Tell the owner off all things Alchemy in Skingrad
LeeroyTheAtheist 3 years ago
i say you he dead
DOMIDOOM 3 years ago
lol he only wants a tip XD
lettuce246 3 years ago
lol my lvl 2 has a
better weapon than steel claymore
reeceswaby123 3 years ago
it gets annoying after a while, how do you make it stop x_x
suaybien 3 years ago
Poor Bruma Guard
Oblivionfan357 3 years ago
o_o
pwnd33 3 years ago
lol smack that
appo95 3 years ago
hes going oh im itchy oh my ass is so ITCHY!!!!!!
OblivionMaster85 3 years ago 2
the guy below ''SOTOP MAKING THAT NOICE!! WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP DOWN THERE!!!!!!!!!'' XD i love that glitch
oly355 3 years ago
emberresed comment jakewuz...you don't masturbing 'cos you don't have anything what you can masturbate
Wecinger 3 years ago
That was the worst sentence I have ever seen. Learn how to spell.
jakewuz 3 years ago
perhaps the worst but it is true :)
Wecinger 3 years ago
That sounds like me mastuirbating.
jakewuz 3 years ago 2
sounds like hard humping...-_-"XD
DEaTHBRinGERZ24 3 years ago
Just last night some guard's horse got attacked while he was fighting something else. The horse stumbled to the ground, and I was healing it for practice, but it didn't get back up. So he goes over and mounts it, and it's just laying there but he continues to sit on it, going nowhere. Lol.
Nixlplix 3 years ago
that's something I haven't quite seen yet
dsheldon1977 3 years ago
his ass must be very itchy
pavelpet 3 years ago 3
congratulations, yuou caught the biggest fish on land!
keating234 3 years ago
lulz seizure
Familyguyfan26 3 years ago
lol hes spanking himself XD
RLZSion 3 years ago 3
"AHHHH, GAW BAH SAW SWOOSH RAH ZUU"
Announcer: Watch as the guard tries to get da fuck outta that door... very interesting, Or maybe this could be the exorcists part 5... that spirit must really be in a hurry to take a piss... or maybe he just had to much monster and now he believes he can jump of walls. Whatever it is, ITS FUCKING HALARIUS
OblivialMaster 3 years ago
ouch! must hurt!!!
firefighter696969 3 years ago
listen to the music in the backround (it makes it funnier)
13Ravin13 3 years ago
LMFAO!! i hvae got to try that!! lol
yourdad132 3 years ago
this happened to me so many time times, one time
I made a dogs mesh stretch from a gate in cemetery to the chapel it was funny
linkentor 3 years ago
lol hesa spazz
trewq783 3 years ago
lol nice vid hes probz like get me out of this fukin door
gamefreak185 4 years ago
LOL!
Xoebear 4 years ago
that least it's got a good beat to it.
Dngth1985 4 years ago
I did the same thing, then I took off his clothes, and his hand was dangling between his legs ...*cough*
NuclearParanoia 4 years ago
XD lol
Xoebear 4 years ago
freaky. lol
shadowstorm1217 4 years ago
lol funny as hell
MotleyHawk 4 years ago
lol
Thesthalos34 4 years ago
id stand behind door all day saying WHOO ISS ITTTTTTTT.......WWHWOOO ISS ITTTT
Robot300 4 years ago
lol that guy's havin a spaz attack with the door, good vid i was lmaol the whole time supid spaz guard
thedragonking61 4 years ago
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard!!!!!@!@!
oogama384 4 years ago
simple to explain.
He tried to unlock the door adn fell in?
TheL3m0n 4 years ago
..... Do you know anything about Oblivion, TheL3m0n?
When you kill something and shut a door on it, this happens. Sorry, but you look like a giant idiot.
Xoebear 4 years ago
omfg i cudent stop laughing rofl!!
luv2prank 4 years ago
well this gets really annoying after a while
FridgeCalfistan 4 years ago
ever notice that when something goes wrong in one of these games, most players will at some point try hitting it with a sword to see if it fixes it...? ...I miss my Oblivion... need to get it again....
H1tu 4 years ago 2
gud point i do that
jimmy09878 4 years ago