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  • it's garrys mod all over again...

  • Lmao. Sure was a bad storm they had in the Jerall Mountains... bad enough to put guards through doors.

    Had the same thing happen to me on 360 at the south gate of Anvil but only to an innocent bystander instead of a guard. The banging noise is irritatingly hilarious.

  • You: Wtf are you doing?

    Guard: Isn't it obvious? Ima slapping mah ass.

  • Lol, the same thing happened to me, except the banging sound came from his, wiggling, bouncing, extending? Head

  • Stop! You Violated my Door. Pay the court a fine or spend the rest of your life in my bedroom door.

  • It's twice as funny if it's a guard

  • Im not luaghing....

  • this needs benny hill's theme.

  • Worst first day ever as a guard

  • THAT'S what you get for committing adultery with different races

  • this is better than the time a shirt stretched all the way across the market district

  • Hes having an orgasm from his invisable blow job!

  • ARM SPAZ!!!!!!!

  • i laugh soz hardz! lol :D

  • Oh that is so not right.

  • ah the music of stomp.... whatever happened to those guys.

  • He's making a funky beat!

  • um, hey yeah its quagmire, yeah its stuck in a door this time

  • oblivion needs to fix that door stuff

  • two guys one door...

  • leave it to bethesda to make a bugged-ass game.

  • That's what happens, when you buy shit quality doors

  • kids stay off the crack this is y

  • "two units of mass cannot occupy the same space"

    oh realy? proven wrong right here Einstein...

  • omfg he wuz spankin himzef! :O

  • TIMMEH!!

  • 1:22 Is he trying to slap his ass? xD

  • meh... =D

  • jacking off failure

  • I wonder what would happen if a guard came...

  • and closed

    and open

    and closed

  • he's fapping the door open

  • better title. "Oblivion has a siezure"

  • There is no justifiable reason for this to be funny, but it's soo FUCKIN FUNNY

  • phew..... i finally stoped laughing.....thought i was gonna pass out from not being able to breath.....my cheeks are hurting

  • owch...

  • ioi

  • LOL so funny

  • I love that glitch so much! I hope it never gets fixed! XD

  • thats silent hill man

  • lol he snack his butt at the end XD

  • lol

  • Lol, that happened to me to but under the door lol

  • lawls it looks like he's having a seizure. XD

  • ROFL he's spanking himself

  • whos behind there 0.o

  • Every time he hits his head he loses 10 brain cells. :)

  • It kind of reminds me of something from Silent Hill.

  • haha man i lost it when you opend the door.

  • I killed the adoring fan near a jail cell door and his head fell through the bars and got twisted and stretched out.

  • hes having a seizure while being caught in a door. LOL

  • at 1:18 he thinks hes a chicken

  • lol the sounds make it hilarious

  • I did that with Dorian once, got his neck caught in the door and it went really long.

    Then my xbox froze :(

  • "Oh no,Bruce got stuck in the door again"

  • He's clearly suffering. FINISH HIM!!!

  • sound like rock lol

  • is he being eaten by the door lol?

  • The Countess will have a nice surprise when she comes down for dinner. O.o

  • his hand is searching for something *cough chukle* LOL

  • Poor guard.

  • LoL.......

  • random :)

  • haha nice job using the door as handcuffs xD

  • Sum1 got angry with him so they shoved him through a door.

  • without watching, it sounds like two people are having sex against the door

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  • lmao.

  • Haahaaaa

  • Thats some hardcore stuff im hearing.

  • actually, it sounds like more than two people.

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  • Happened to me when some guy who used to be an Imperial guard who i got fired in another quest came to get his revenge. And a swipe o the mace later he got stuck to the door. All well and good, apart from the fact his seizure smashed everything in my mansion up. All the awesome items i put on display.

    =[

  • You're surprised? The Oblivion game is full of game-breaking glitches, especially on the Xbox where there is no luxury of a fan patch.

  • Game-breaking? I think you mean "Game-making". Once you accept the fact that you live in a world where physics often goes on vacation, it can be quite fun. Then you can taunt the gods, saying "Hey, look at me! I can put people through doors! When's the last time you did that, huh?"

  • how about if the doors never open at all? Like in the Ayleid ruins? Or the Dungeons in the MAIN STORY LINE?!

    *huffs*

    Still pissed about that...

  • u mad?

  • Yes.

  • Yep. But its all part of playenz. (Wow that sounded relly geekish)

  • OMG call the police hes having a seizure OH wait nvm he is the police

  • @robloxking That was really stupid because you dont call the police for seizures or medical stuff. DUH FAIL.

  • @SakuraLoverYay i was gunna say that but you beat me to the punch

  • LMAO this happened to me too when i used some midas spells xD

  • lol thats one wicked beat in the beginning

  • lmao bread!!!!!!!!!! haha this was great!

  • lol funny thing is, he is probably doing exactly what someone who actually had a door through the middle of their body would do. :P

  • I do that all the time

  • let me in ahhh

  • rofl

  • at the begining i thought hat the guard was jerking off xD

  • youtube

  • :-/ Reminds me of when I killed a rat on a chair. Its tail started to swing like CRAZEH

  • He makes a nice doorknob.

  • lol haha a classic glitch! always fun to watch!

  • it sounds like a a war in the background

  • lol

  • A song I made ~

    *Rap theme*

    A guard got stuck in.... a door... fingering himself... scratching out ants in his pants... don't know why... it aint kool *spasms* ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *spasms*

    :D yeah!

  • lol

  • eye gurlll. poop on my face please girl.

  • and this is how the empire gets information out of traitors.

  • lol

  • This is EXACTLY why we all love Oblivion. xD

  • that would be fun to wake up to.

  • Why is he Whaping is ass with his hand?

  • that guard's a spaz

  • ROFLMAO!!!

  • kept laffin 4 2 hours

    nice 1 ;)

  • looks like hes having a seizer when you open and shut the door

  • did you see his arm!!!??

  • he's fingering his butthole.... (unhappy face) :(

  • Reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons when that tornado destroys ned flanders house and his son was thrown side ways through a tree and he's stuck XD

  • rotfl!! I remember that!!! XDDDD GO SIMPSONS!!!

  • i luv it when it duz that

  • lol, spanking jis own ass! ROFL!

  • Strangest doorknob I've ever seen.

  • just hold still and i'll get you out!! lol

  • Lol!

  • Lmao :D

  • AHAHA LOZ

  • dont make it plural if its one glitch and every actually cool person hates that glitch its barely even a glitch its just something that a little kid found out by acident. >(

  • Are you fcuking stupid, my friend?

  • is there wrong wit u or u just got anger problems?

  • lols wel funny

  • wtf lol

  • HEY!!!! its Winnie the Pooh!!! XD

  • Lol the begining he was slappin his ass

  • Theres an even funnier one,watch "Oblivion glitches and Funny Stuff"

  • i love that door glitch its funny lol

  • i didnt think bruma people were that bad...

  • are these glitchs on the 360 or pc?

  • a necropheliacs dream date lol! XD

  • Tell the owner off all things Alchemy in Skingrad

  • i say you he dead

  • lol he only wants a tip XD

  • lol my lvl 2 has a

    better weapon than steel claymore

  • it gets annoying after a while, how do you make it stop x_x

  • Poor Bruma Guard

  • o_o

  • lol smack that

  • hes going oh im itchy oh my ass is so ITCHY!!!!!!

  • the guy below ''SOTOP MAKING THAT NOICE!! WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP DOWN THERE!!!!!!!!!'' XD i love that glitch

  • emberresed comment jakewuz...you don't masturbing 'cos you don't have anything what you can masturbate

  • That was the worst sentence I have ever seen. Learn how to spell.

  • perhaps the worst but it is true :)

  • That sounds like me mastuirbating.

  • sounds like hard humping...-_-"XD

  • Just last night some guard's horse got attacked while he was fighting something else. The horse stumbled to the ground, and I was healing it for practice, but it didn't get back up. So he goes over and mounts it, and it's just laying there but he continues to sit on it, going nowhere. Lol.

  • that's something I haven't quite seen yet

  • his ass must be very itchy

  • congratulations, yuou caught the biggest fish on land!

  • lulz seizure

  • lol hes spanking himself XD

  • "AHHHH, GAW BAH SAW SWOOSH RAH ZUU"

    Announcer: Watch as the guard tries to get da fuck outta that door... very interesting, Or maybe this could be the exorcists part 5... that spirit must really be in a hurry to take a piss... or maybe he just had to much monster and now he believes he can jump of walls. Whatever it is, ITS FUCKING HALARIUS

  • ouch! must hurt!!!

  • listen to the music in the backround (it makes it funnier)

  • LMFAO!! i hvae got to try that!! lol

  • this happened to me so many time times, one time

    I made a dogs mesh stretch from a gate in cemetery to the chapel it was funny

  • lol hesa spazz

  • lol nice vid hes probz like get me out of this fukin door

  • LOL!

  • that least it's got a good beat to it.

  • I did the same thing, then I took off his clothes, and his hand was dangling between his legs ...*cough*

  • XD lol

  • freaky. lol

  • lol funny as hell

  • lol

  • id stand behind door all day saying WHOO ISS ITTTTTTTT.......WWHWOOO ISS ITTTT

  • lol that guy's havin a spaz attack with the door, good vid i was lmaol the whole time supid spaz guard

  • reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard­!!!!!@!@!

  • simple to explain.

    He tried to unlock the door adn fell in?

  • ..... Do you know anything about Oblivion, TheL3m0n?

    When you kill something and shut a door on it, this happens. Sorry, but you look like a giant idiot.

  • omfg i cudent stop laughing rofl!!

  • well this gets really annoying after a while

  • ever notice that when something goes wrong in one of these games, most players will at some point try hitting it with a sword to see if it fixes it...? ...I miss my Oblivion... need to get it again....

  • gud point i do that