Youtube Poop: Jack Off 2000

[skullboy1990]

the woman who plays nicks mom....anyone know her name?

[madybingbong]

Baby Kyle Gallner Oh My!

[dylanrox95]

GET AN AMBULANCE!!!!

[SAIL4323]

0:14 That looks like a Pop Station instead of a Game Boy. I guess the show didn't have the budget.

[nuclearneo577]

The graphics of Car jack 2000 look horrible. I guess the special effects department that worked on that episode were really lazy.

[SuperDude3809]

Jacking off in the streets is the ultimate thrill?

[MP5A3SD]

This in my opinion, is the funniest YTP. When I want to show friends a funny video, it's always Jack Off 2000. And I'm a diehard Cs188 fan.

[satinsguard]

0:47 Jack Thompson? Is that you?

[wfbhs2011]

THe sausage race in 01' i was there

[yoshu2]

This is gonna be the latest game in on the 3DS.

[VictorDs1000]

*jacks off* gains points *jacks off again* XD

[xRequiem666]

What the frak is this? YouTube deleted it.

[xRequiem666]

@xRequiem666: kogkfdgkdfog nvm I found it, it's "Touched By An Angel Episode 918: "Virtual Reality""

[ydms14]

Hey good lookin, are you an angel? Cause I totally have a boner right now.

[TheSpartan1024]

if wookies live on endor you MUST AQUIT! the defense rests...lol i love south park

[xintegratedx]

I'm pretty I won't jack off playing GTA.

[5imbadzs]

Lol, when the mom came in they didnt even bother changing the channel or pausing jack off 2000

[HedgehogGamers]

Like those collombine shootings. They think they whaked off because they played video games

[cubehead978]

LETS NOT TURN THIS RAPE

INTO AN ASSAULT

[Marekusa]

@OverlordIsHere 24 years :)

[asotfivehundred]

OMG i just watched news about a guy who was jacking off on the streets :O

[JMSchmidtty]

he decided he was going to experience the ultimate thrill. LOL

[blacktigerpaw1]

The angel looks a lot like my old science teacher. Creepy.

[YouonPictures]

wait a minute. thats one of our news channels in Milwaukee.....woo

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

Why is watching this and listening to Spyro soundtrack at the same time so awesome?

[GnrlTuna]

wheres fucking thing sucks from?

[darkarbiter7]

@GnrlTuna Bill O'Reilly

[GnrlTuna]

@darkarbiter7 oh yeah i got that thanks

[baptiiser]

come down here and help your cousin with his dick.

[W1D3A55]

plz thumbs up my comment on the page before this because, well, its so true!!

[isselman2000]

What was the show called?

[JMSchmidtty]

@isselman2000 touched by an angel i think

[blazejames47]

what was the original movie about?

[IamTomoTakino05]

best YTP EVA!!!

[Saukkomestari]

Popular sausage rape... i think ive never heard that one before

[shadowknight227]

It does get you 20,000,, but the question is: Do you have to pay?

[djamal1992]

jacking off on the streets is the ultimate thrill?

[sharpshootertails]

@djamal1992 imagine jacking off in a rollercoaster or a church then

[Pizzachu1]

I think this is my favorite youtube poop. Pretty much every sentence is pure gold.

[Saukkomestari]

"So god he saw everything". Quite disturbing, the whole video was about jacking off. God is watching you masturbating,

[TheOgreguy]

18 people jacked off

[bwillems1000]

"If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must aquit!"

lolwut?

[VicariousReality7]

'' May i please rape my client privately?''

'' I think that's a good idea, bailiff, take them to my chambers.''

[W1D3A55]

What I've learned:

1. Gameboy color is addicting & frustrating

2. Nick's cousin has a weird problem with his dick

3. Nick's Mom is okay with porn (looks directly at screen w/ no reply)

4. Jack Off 2000 = 20,000 hookers & points

5. Dr. Warren has been a child mollester for 24 years.

6. Nick was gonna jack off on the streets! O_O

7. Raping is legal!

8. That show is so retarted!!

[W1D3A55]

@adiostraitorobama cool story bro! Bad news, but i dont think hes coming back (retired)!

[MHGooseMH]

Moral of the story: Jacking off gets you 20,000 prostitutes, and god will send an angel after your ass and send you to hell.

[xXMegaWeegeeXx]

0:23 GET AN AMBULANCE!!!

[datsome80]

that chewbacca on endor thing, what is that from? its hilairious!

[aangtakboy]

@datsome80 It's from South Park

[datsome80]

who is that voice at 1:33. also, kickass video mark3611

[Redracker6]

@HotelSpongebob Come down here and help me with my dick.

[kerrrazzzy8s]

@Redracker6 NOOOOOO! I dont help with those kind of things.

[Brandon999LFC]

Are you going take me to he'll? Yes

[UtsniatheMightyOne]

Holy Poopoo, I used to watch "Touched by an Angel" when I was a kid. But I had no idea it was THIS bad!

[Chamath5]

god saw everything hahhahhaqhahha

[W1D3A55]

How long have u been a child molester Dr. Warren?

24 years (said boldly w/o hesitation)

O_O

[BurntSpaghettiFace]

NICK! GET DOWN HERE AND HELP YOUR COUSIN WITH HIS DICK!

[MegaSkate1234]

*open's door*

GET AN AMBULANCE!

[banamina]

2:37

Your Honor may i uh

please

RAIP my client privately

i think thats a good idea

ROFLMFAO!!

[bjago01]

GET AN AMBULANCE!

[15Mikedelta]

It looks like they took all the great acting and dialogue out of Law & Order SVU and just left the look >_>

[ChaosIsDelicious]

20,000 prostitutes just appeared outside my house!

[Tmox119]

That show looks retarded

[Sup3rN0vaH4x0R]

How long have you been a Child MOLESTER Dr. Warren? 24 Years.

[yoshu2]

@jdownham1 there is no better thrill than to do that while being chased by cops.

[Pizzachu1]

Poops don't get much better than this.

[Vexeron1]

@Pizzachu1 Watch this guys Billy Mays/Wicker Man/Beauty and the Beast stuff. THAT'S as good as it gets.

[Karnezar]

What is this show/movie? It looks interesting

[Sup3rN0vaH4x0R]

@Karnezar Touched By An Angel

[cs188]

I still think that 0:12 is the best use of Bill O'Reilly I've yet to see

[timerider4]

@cs188

You could learn something from that. You don't need to put images of dicks in all of your videos.

[model876]

what movie is this?

[SkorpyoTFC]

Jacking off in the street gets you 20,000 prostitutes?

BRB. Street-pr0nz.

[skytron22]

whats the name of this show? i think ive seen it before

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

@skytron22 Touched by an Angel

[iCarb0n]

Goin to hell beeyotch. Not before you're raped with a sausage.

[JirachiMaster007]

So the reason the Columbine shooting happened was because they whacked off?

[KidGangstaReturns]

GET AN AMBULANCE!! Dick, come down here and help your cousin with his dick!

[Hornwiesel]

epic shit

[MassEffectFTW]

because in jack-off 2000. jacking-off gets you 20,000 prostitutes.

awesome sauces

[VoidRayquaza]

Points for jacking off? Im in!

[BadPrenup]

By far the funniest YTP I have seen so far.

[YuriKaslov]

the defense's opening statement was very convincing.

[SpicersApple]

LOL this is amazing! I lol'd the whole way through and it's on my favorites xD

[Abnormalproductions2]

Sausage Rape!

[sinnerssoul302]

"How long have you been a Child MOLESTER Dr. Warren?"

"24 years"

ROFL

[avojaifnot]

I love the lawyer's head movement when he says "rape".

[youwanagethi]

if chewbacca lived on endor you must equate the defence rests. lol

[KidGangstaReturns]

Jacking off in the street is the ultimate thrill???

[HedeperkeR]

DICK! Come down here and help your cousin with his DICK

[xzi9000]

Have you come here to take me to Hell?

Yes. LOL

[fanofthemusic1090]

FUCKEN THING SUCKS

[KidGangstaVEVO]

@fanofthemusic1090 Bill O Reilly for the win

[RevolverOcelot1964]

"The sausage rape took place in the middle of the 7th inning as usual" O_o

[thgodofwar]

HE WAS GONNA JACK OFF IN THE STREET!

[J0ker4u]

it says RANK my client! not rape!

:S

[BenMan54321]

"Your here to take me to hell?"

"Yes."

[SunRaymondTube]

O and....you need an Angel. I hope Monica...no I hope Tess appear to you. Put that on YouTube. LoL!

[SunRaymondTube]

Oh my goodness. LoL! I just watched this episode of Touched By An Angel and then I searched "Carjack 2000" on Google to see if it was a real game....then this came up. LoL! Monica would never take a person to hell. Especially a kid (but I like this...it's funny)

[hatchdie]

Because in Jack Off 2000, jacking off gets you 20,000 prostitutes.

[Anon371]

Thumbs up if you wish Jackoff 2000 was a real game

[Pizzachu1]

But there are questions about whether what happened during the rape could be considered assault.

[TheHtfan]

16 people didn't get the ambulance

[DukeNavarre]

Oh my god, that was awesome. The actual show is such a self-righteous load of shit, it deserves all the mockery it gets.

[Dashie87]

@DukeNavarre Yup. It was an absolutely terrible show.

[satinsguard]

@DukeNavarre This episode is particular sounds like Jack Thompson.

[AuburnAttack21]

0:09

This woman is guilty of making me lose the Game!

[ryubaks]

"So you came here to take me to hell?"

"yes..."

Geez, for such a calm soothing voice, that was an evil answer. Anyways, that guy's a wuss.

[SunRaymondTube]

@ryubaks LoL! No Monica is actually really nice. She didn't say that.

[TheIrule345]

0:58 pron

[pokefreak3]

What's this movie called? Anyway 5/5 stars, great poop lol.

[ghi11i3pOtatO]

What show is this called? i think it was from a tv show on a movie channel or something that teaches you about real life events......

[SunRaymondTube]

@ghi11i3pOtatO Touched By An Angel

[floydal9]

CHEWBACCA DEFENSE I love it.

[mademan912]

If Chewbacca lives on Endor then you must acquit! The defense rests!

[NCsmallCHILDREN]

cyber game= clan?

[KidGangstaReturns]

u get points for Jacking off.

[nickyjules10]

Jack Bauer!

[ddgshdw62305]

I watched this yesterday and when i was in class today i couldnt concentrate cause i kept thinking about this video.

[Triundi]

2:35 Munf, Munf, Munf.

[SovietUnion100]

@Triundi LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDD

maybe he jacked offf with the king xD

[AFVfan1]

I love TBAA, but this was hilarious! XD

[Coshka77]

GET AN AMBULANCE!

[SamuraiPie8111]

is that he sniper from saving private ryan?

[thgodofwar]

DICK!.....COME DOWN HERE AND HELP WITH YOUR COUSIN WITH HIS DICK!

[J0ker4u]

@thgodofwar LOL

[bobalt93]

1:03 makes so much sense lmao

[Blobitibob]

i am twelve and what is this

[VegitoVai90]

@Blobitibob

Don't worry about it kid

[shpared]

0:13 FUCKING THING SUCKS! lol

[JohnCenaRulz23]

scary face lol 0:21

[bakigrappler1]

lol the get an ambulance thing scared the shit out of me.

[Samsonite4188]

Nick, come down here and help your cousin with his dick.

[Pizzachu1]

But there are questions about whether what happened during the rape could be considered assault.

[johnlennon616]

Dude that news guy has three names- Russ Kirk Patrick

[ChauncesWindow]

You studied jacking off on children

[Gearsfanatic19934]

after 14 seconds i lost it

[JELB7]

Uhhhhhh.... Just playin a game...

[godbroly100]

Needs moar BILLY MAYS

[BenMan54321]

Nice O'Rielly

FUCKIN THING SUCKS!

[BostonSportsGuy567]

this literally brought me to tears with laughter

[keeptrackfaves]

0:20 LOL

[Thunderhead2772]

"you're honor, may i please rape my client privately?"

"i think that's a good idea. take them to my chambers"

[DevoutSkeptic]

She seems to be trying really hard to cover her accent, but I don't know what kind it is.

[ladygreystoke]

@DevoutSkeptic She is from Ireland apparently.

[DevoutSkeptic]

"You know you're parents didn't love you."

[9999necron]

lol this was awesome. i hate touched by an angel, so this was pure lols.

[spazmaa]

lol 2:37

[kiloman3]

Shit your the best YTPer Ever

[xAmRDeUcEx]

Remember, in Jack Off 2000, jacking off gets you 20,000 prostitutes =D

[ikarmation]

Lol at his face on 0:58

it woudn't look that orgasmic playing a video game, now woud it?

[MuzicTalkZ]

"may i please rapee my lcient silently?" "that sounds like a good idea take him back to my chamber" LOL

[FireTacoProductions]

FUCKING THING SUCKS

[ikarmation]

So the news broadcast about the sausage rape was about the lawyer's client getting raped?

[JustFunnyVids]

1:54  LMFAO!

[1337treeckolol]

lmao I have a LOT of points

[Shipoopiism]

Lol, the next day the news is on abous sausage rape.

Damn lawyers.

[XDrakopowerX]

Lol, 'Victor Jackson'

[fishstaindeath147]

man: "your honor, can i please rape my client privatively?

judge: i think that's a good idea, Baily take them to my chambers.

the next day the news talks about the rape that happened.

[GuruMarv]

@fishstaindeath147 congratulations. you figured out the joke. you're so smart. 

[KidGangstaVEVO]

@fishstaindeath147 Nothing Further.

[mikem243666666666666]

GET AN AMBULANCE!!!!!

[ikarmation]

''You get points, projecting off''

[themartyr451]

2:36-2:39 I was in tears laughing. XD

[JFMello1116]

This actually seems to make more sense than the show itself would.

[whatevers31]

i know , i hate ow adluts think if we play violent video games well be killers!!!

[xhexabarjrx]

a pirate attacked some sausages?

[nuclearneo577]

But 20,000 hookers but jacking off? That must be the most generous game ever.

[Nerdsansintelligence]

I wish this game really existed. I'd get the most points for sure. lol

[mikem243666666666666]

i want to play this game!! :D

[2007excalibur2007]

Jacking off gives me 20,000 prostitutes? For real? >:D

[Saukkomestari]

@2007excalibur2007 worked for me.

[nerdelicious5]

20,000 prostitutes

[Oblivionfolk]

GET AN AMBER LAMPS

[JolynnConley8]

-Are you serious

-yes

-god saw everything?

-yes

So you came here to take me to hell?

-yes

-crys-

[J0ker4u]

@JolynnConley8 lol

[vihannes3]

The TV show was a stupid piece of propaganda shit.

I'm so glad you pooped it, that was hilarious!

[Poplopo]

Haha this was very well done.

[mikem243666666666666]

Jackoff 2000 WIN!!!

[jarpasmannen]

pause at 0:36 - nuff said

[BlooBeluga]

"did you come here to take me to hell?" .... yes.