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  • u wanna impress me take the wheel motherfucker lol

  • He's so right about the ice cream truck. The Strawberry Shortcake or Chocolate Eclair still rules.

  • 67 people have no souls

  • one of the best shit i ever heard :)))))) the best

  • 66 people ate their ice cream of the floor

  • Wow Eddie murphy was like a rockstar of comedy!

  • 66 people have wooden legs with kickstands.

  • Ive never had ice cream, and im 16 :(

  • I never liked ice cream, even since I was little... but I certainly remember the kids next door going batshit insane when the Finnish ice cream van drove through the area. x'''''''''D

  • i love eddie

  • Damn, how is that I can find at least three different versions of this stand up?

  • Hey you're a little late

    Hey com on pops damn shit man

    looks at him, pulls out gun BOOM!

    that muthafucker's crazy XD

  • 65 people dropped their Ice cream in shit

  • MUTHAFACKER!!!!

    

  • 7:45 is the funniest

  • ICE CREEEEEAM!!!!

  • only 65 dislikes outta 1.28 million views ain't bad

  • ::stevie bob:: "i'd like to thank all the people in the world..." "just take the muthafckn award and get the fck out"

  • I remember my father brought vhs home and how the heck did I find this when I first signed. Lmao

  • 65 people are on welfare!

  • VOO VO WOWOVovovovovovovo....PSH! AHH!!...vovovoovowowowoVOVOWOW­OWOW.

    "Let's go"

  • "Women be taking aerobics, they'll fuck you up."

  • was this the 80's

  • n u on tha welfare

  • I wish he would do some more stand up

  • @LeslieJWest - Yeah, unfortunately he stopped . . . guess cuz of getting heckled about the transvestite tabloid shit

  • This is an original king of comedy.

  • The ice cream and the mother shoe part was the BOMB!!!

  • mothafucka

  • ICE CRAAAAAEEM !!!

  • Cant understand how anyone cannot find this funny lol :-)

  • how could you dislike this?! fuck those 63 people

  • the Ice Cream part is soo funny cause it's truee!!! AHAHAHAHAHA.

  • The God of Stand up Comedy !!!Thumbs up if you agree and if you're watching this in 2011 .

  • @Bangytu0324 well, im watching it in 2012...

  • @Bangytu0324 2012, mothafucka!

  • SIKE!

  • Thank you, Eddie, for making me spit cereal all over my computer.

  • It wouldn't be half as funny without all the profanity

  • OMG! this makes me giggle my ASS off! frickin FUNNY!!!!!

  • it's hot as it's fuck, isn't it??

  • totally awesome. legend.

    

  • goddamn i juss died from laughing hahaha ICE CREEEEAAAM!!!

  • Wanna lick?.... SIKE!!

  • 63 people are under welfare

  • @teamproto25 and their fathers are alcoholics

  • funny

    

  • 63 people dropped there icecream

  • genius

  • im not laughing as much as others...

  • Im on vacation in mexico and while i was watching this the local ice cream man just happened to be outside and i jumped out the couch and went to go buy some and all the little kids were doing the same thing Eddie was doing but in spanish what a coincidence

  • woh woh woh woh woh pew AHH woh woh owh click"lets go"

    hahaha'

    

  • @8:37 he sounds like Cartman

  • :O ICE CREAM! ICEEEEE CREAMMMMMMMM! XD

  • lol the icecream gag is still funny in 3010

  • what can Eddie Murphy do? Well he can whistle, and whistle well.

  • stevie shut the fk up XD

  • listen 2 EXPLIZIT "SEX YOU"

  • DATS MY MOTHER LMAO! KICKING ASS FROM ACROSS THE ROOM!

  • 62 People got smacked by their moms with a shoe.

  • OMG I USED TO BE THAT WAY ABOUT THE ICE CREAM TRUCK WHEN I WAS LITTLE!

  • HAHA, VERY FUNNY MOTHERFUKCA! your mother's got a wooden leg with a kickstand motherfukca!

  • 61 people didnt get an icecream

  • you wanna impress me stevie take the wheel for a lil while motherfucker lol

  • OMG i had to stop the video....i cant breathe!!!

  • @megalolz96 shutup you 15 year old shit trying to compare Eddie Murphy to Russel Peters, Eddie murphy talks about ANYTHING from politics, current events, celebrities and his own experiences and makes it hilarious. Russell Peters just makes racist jokes, anyone can do that.

  • Damn, Eddie's really good at whistling.

  • @apocalypse123 hes good at too many things

  • ICECREAM!!!!!!!!!!

  • you guys should all check out russel peters

  • 60 People can't afford the Ice Cream

  • 60 ppl are on welfare

  • Classic,miss the old eddie murphy

  • I SCREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAMMMM

    :P

  • your mother god a wood leg with a kickstand lmao

  • OMG SO GODDAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1:29 Pharcyde - Ya mamma

  • The boomarang action was LMFAO:)

  • 60 people are stupid!!!

    

  • Remember when you were little,and the ice cream truck would come and you would lose your fuckin mind! youd be play marbles and shit right,toddotododdottodd ICE CREAMMMMM! ICE CREAM!!!!!!1 MOM!!!! THROW DOWN SOME MONEY!

  • @Chero2k11 wiaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the shit wild !

  • why can't comedians be like this anymore?

  • @tina27luv Because George Carlin died. 

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  • "come on mom shit im movin as fast as i can shit, come onnnnnnnn!"

    "i stood there like this (MOUTH OPEN) Now if i pulled some shit like that in my house 'Aw ed you a little late' come on pops shit what is this come on DAMN!"

    LMAO love it!

  • @McArtistik ll looks madly ll ll gets gun ll POW! that motherfuckas crazy!

  • I have some icecream! I have some icecream!

  • EDDIE MADE THE BLUE PRINT TO THE DOUGIE!

  • 60 people can't afford ice cream

  • 60 idiots are losers

  • Eddi murphy... Says the best Motherfucka

  • YOU CAN'T AFFOOORD IT!!!

  • *clint eastwood voice* Why'd you eat the voice cream off the floor.

    I AINT EAT NO ICE C

    CHKCHK PEW

  • ya mother got a wooden leg with a kick stand motherfucker

  • Member that shit back in the 20's guys just smack they wives and they just go ahh eghhhaa..

    

  • 5:39

  • "MUTHAFACKA!!!!!!!!!"

  • you want to impress me take the wheel mothafucka

  • @cbrand15 woo 100th =]

  • 60 ppl drop their ice cream N a pile of shit

  • IIIIIIICE CREEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMM LOL You can't afford none cause you on the welfare

  • The ice-cream song #priceless

  • awesome ice cream song!!!! imma sing that now.

  • when a comedian laughas at his own jokes u know its funny

  • frekin classic!! been watchn dis since i was little n still frekin lmao love dis shit

  • @mrdeyu Stevie Wonder is blind ..dat motherfucker cnt see shit so he cnt drive

  • Woof,woof,woof,woof,woooof,woo­ooof, AHHH! Woooffwoofwooffwoofff lets go.

  • Your mothers got a wooden leg with a kick stand and the mouth in the back of the neck bit was mint. Cracked me up. Eds a funny Muddy Fungster

  • thank god my mom couldnt aim

  • hey you guy may think im stupid but can someone explain me the joke with : "take the wheel"... thank you

  • @mrdeyu Stevie Wonder is blind. Driving requires being able to see.

  • @mrdeyu Stevie Wonder is blind ..dat motherfucker cnt see shit so he cnt drive

  • I remember the ice cream truck times so well.

  • 60 people are on the well-fair

  • I GOT SOME ICE CREAM XD

  • 8:58

  • 60 People dont know what real comedy is

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  • Eddie whistles like a motherfucking boss

  • the mother earring killed me omg hahaha

  • the good ol days!

  • orignal yo momma jokes.

  • ....

    ICECREAM >O!

  • @revilo314

    You can't truly say that. A whole group of people cannot be judged by a stereotype. And if u really look at it, there are more minorities in prison than whites.

  • 60 Stevie Wonder fans saw this video and thought this shit wasnt funny

  • WANNA LICK? SIKE! ROFL

  • "If you wanna impress take the wheel for a while Mother Fucker." "I HERD THAT SHIT MAN. THAT SHIT WASN'T FUNNY MOTHER FUCKER. " xD ROFL

  • my mom isnt black, but she would definitely kick my dads ass too. lol. Women run shit in the house now.

  • Fuckin TOO FUNNY EDDIE IS KING OF COMEDY!

  • @macfonty HE TRULY IS!!!

  • who knew that with one action it would be hilarious

  • ice creammmmmm! ic e cream man is comin"! ice cream m maaaaaa! ! the ice cream man is coming!

    i am forty and my brother is three years younger and she st ill has supersonic mamma ears! LOL! she still hears us talking from three rooms away and shit! LOL!

  • ice creammmmmm! ic e cream man is comin"! ice cream m maaaaaa! ! the ice cream man is coming!

  • White kids don't get hit enough. When one white kid gets hit it is "child abuse". Every other race gets beat up all the time. That's why black kids grow up to be so law abiding, and do so well in school.

  • When he dropped the ice cream I lost my damn mind. I havn't laughed like that in a long time.

  • ice cream truck, LOL.

  • Best part: 4:05-7:47

  • 59 People got boomeranged in the head with a high heel

  • nobody says motherfucka like eddie murphy

  • @SuperATVkid

    idd

  • You don have no ice cream! You didn get none!!

  • #You dropped your ice cream #You dropped your ice cream#

  • when he kissed it and pointed it up in the air i busted out laughing. MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD WAS DEFINED IN THOSE 2 SECONDS

  • My childhood!

  • Would not surprise me if somebody made the ice cream song into a dance song these days!

  • my fav part! 7:36 - 7:49

  • dont nobody say mutha fucka like eddie murphy...

  • You wanna lick? PSYCH! You dont got no ICEEE CREAM!

  • 59 mothers hit their kids with shoes

  • its funny cause if i went back home now nd try tht w/ my parents, smhv, black fam gotta love em

  • amazing sound effects 

  • How did Eddie turn from being such a funny, promising young dude in this to starring in shit movies like Norbit? Seems like such a waste!

  • ed look gay as a bitch. haha.

  • aww god I miss the 80s. eddie murphy was so good then.

  • 6:24 "I didnt eat no icecream, *tsh tsh POOF!*

  • @mollyrachelchris1 It's kinda like financial aid.

  • Haha I got ice cream on welfare!

  • my mom used to work in NYC as a teacher, and everyday during the warm months, the Mister Softee truck used come around during the middle of her 6th period class, with that music playing...it still pisses her off 25 years later

  • women them b taking aerobics and shit,,, that scary lolz,,

  • I USED TO GEH BEAT FOR EVERYTING I DID N HE STILL IS HILARIOUS!! I THANK JAH FOR THOSE WHIPPINGS CA DEY MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY!!! HAPPY AS HELL!!!!

  • My mum beated me upp soo badly ,, she felt sorry for ne and gave me 5 bucks the next day

  • 59 people dropped their ice cream cuz their mom is clint eastwood.

  • Funny

  • this is so funny.

  • I love that voice C'MOOON SHIT!!! I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!! C'MOOOOOON!

    HEY MAN, I SAID ONE FUCKING PICTURE!!! YOU'RE WASTING ALL MY FILM!!! SHIT!

  • That part about his mother throwing shoes at him? I tried to laugh, but couldn't. Every single time I did something wrong, it was the cane. *Whack*.

    It's probably funny to those who didn't get beaten by mothers with bad tempers, but for those who went through it...it's a reminder.

  • @wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg False its even funnier.

  • @iacriminal

    So...you've been beaten up badly as a kid?

  • @wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg Oh yeah i got ass whipings for things all the time, sometimes i didn't even have to do shit.

  • @iacriminal

    Hah, we've got something in common then. As for the comedy, I guess different people interpret and respond to it in their own ways.

    By the way, thanks for uploading the videos. They're great.

  • @iacriminal fuck yeah taking a beating as a kid was what most people got and you just know Eddie took a kicking as kid by the way eh talks about it

  • @iacriminal this shit is fucking hilarious, thank you for posting this. thank you

  • @iacriminal arent those moms the best haha

  • @iacriminal amen to that!!!!