I never liked ice cream, even since I was little... but I certainly remember the kids next door going batshit insane when the Finnish ice cream van drove through the area. x'''''''''D
Im on vacation in mexico and while i was watching this the local ice cream man just happened to be outside and i jumped out the couch and went to go buy some and all the little kids were doing the same thing Eddie was doing but in spanish what a coincidence
@megalolz96 shutup you 15 year old shit trying to compare Eddie Murphy to Russel Peters, Eddie murphy talks about ANYTHING from politics, current events, celebrities and his own experiences and makes it hilarious. Russell Peters just makes racist jokes, anyone can do that.
Remember when you were little,and the ice cream truck would come and you would lose your fuckin mind! youd be play marbles and shit right,toddotododdottodd ICE CREAMMMMM! ICE CREAM!!!!!!1 MOM!!!! THROW DOWN SOME MONEY!
"come on mom shit im movin as fast as i can shit, come onnnnnnnn!"
"i stood there like this (MOUTH OPEN) Now if i pulled some shit like that in my house 'Aw ed you a little late' come on pops shit what is this come on DAMN!"
You can't truly say that. A whole group of people cannot be judged by a stereotype. And if u really look at it, there are more minorities in prison than whites.
ice creammmmmm! ic e cream man is comin"! ice cream m maaaaaa! ! the ice cream man is coming!
i am forty and my brother is three years younger and she st ill has supersonic mamma ears! LOL! she still hears us talking from three rooms away and shit! LOL!
White kids don't get hit enough. When one white kid gets hit it is "child abuse". Every other race gets beat up all the time. That's why black kids grow up to be so law abiding, and do so well in school.
my mom used to work in NYC as a teacher, and everyday during the warm months, the Mister Softee truck used come around during the middle of her 6th period class, with that music playing...it still pisses her off 25 years later
u wanna impress me take the wheel motherfucker lol
ybrews 5 days ago
He's so right about the ice cream truck. The Strawberry Shortcake or Chocolate Eclair still rules.
AlanSessler 2 weeks ago
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enyuser 3 weeks ago
67 people have no souls
Buttons4me2010 3 weeks ago
one of the best shit i ever heard :)))))) the best
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66 people ate their ice cream of the floor
ShortieAlefas 1 month ago
Wow Eddie murphy was like a rockstar of comedy!
TheAndiePerson 1 month ago
66 people have wooden legs with kickstands.
ianmrtnz 1 month ago
Ive never had ice cream, and im 16 :(
MrChainsawFish 2 months ago
I never liked ice cream, even since I was little... but I certainly remember the kids next door going batshit insane when the Finnish ice cream van drove through the area. x'''''''''D
DeltaSilver88 2 months ago
i love eddie
mark11516 2 months ago
Damn, how is that I can find at least three different versions of this stand up?
SIRBARTORUS 2 months ago
Hey you're a little late
Hey com on pops damn shit man
looks at him, pulls out gun BOOM!
that muthafucker's crazy XD
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65 people dropped their Ice cream in shit
Rafeeqmulero123 2 months ago
MUTHAFACKER!!!!
banchon91 2 months ago
7:45 is the funniest
jcarroll651 2 months ago
ICE CREEEEEAM!!!!
stopstickers 2 months ago
only 65 dislikes outta 1.28 million views ain't bad
barkpeeler2000 2 months ago
::stevie bob:: "i'd like to thank all the people in the world..." "just take the muthafckn award and get the fck out"
CuseGirlBK 2 months ago
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"Aids? But I'm not a homosexual. Sure you're not a homosexual."
Rugerman71 2 months ago
I remember my father brought vhs home and how the heck did I find this when I first signed. Lmao
DALE97DSM 2 months ago
65 people are on welfare!
MrTaiiLs 3 months ago 2
VOO VO WOWOVovovovovovovo....PSH! AHH!!...vovovoovowowowoVOVOWOWOWOW.
"Let's go"
lonogugeadult 3 months ago
"Women be taking aerobics, they'll fuck you up."
abitaamber1 3 months ago 5
was this the 80's
pureasian95 3 months ago
n u on tha welfare
yungchadjohnson21 3 months ago
I wish he would do some more stand up
LeslieJWest 3 months ago
@LeslieJWest - Yeah, unfortunately he stopped . . . guess cuz of getting heckled about the transvestite tabloid shit
Almir1618Preldzic 3 months ago
This is an original king of comedy.
lannysizzle13 3 months ago
The ice cream and the mother shoe part was the BOMB!!!
Damnitguy 3 months ago 3
mothafucka
YuorMomFcuk 3 months ago
ICE CRAAAAAEEM !!!
keeperofthecheese 3 months ago
Cant understand how anyone cannot find this funny lol :-)
BRMC851 4 months ago 4
how could you dislike this?! fuck those 63 people
culliganbro1 4 months ago 3
the Ice Cream part is soo funny cause it's truee!!! AHAHAHAHAHA.
LozerChic7 4 months ago 3
The God of Stand up Comedy !!!Thumbs up if you agree and if you're watching this in 2011 .
Bangytu0324 4 months ago 86
@Bangytu0324 well, im watching it in 2012...
dragonfurp 4 weeks ago 3
@Bangytu0324 2012, mothafucka!
Haakona93 3 weeks ago
SIKE!
drewastuart 4 months ago
Thank you, Eddie, for making me spit cereal all over my computer.
92796Apollo 4 months ago 92
It wouldn't be half as funny without all the profanity
lazar14 4 months ago 9
OMG! this makes me giggle my ASS off! frickin FUNNY!!!!!
paulbratter 5 months ago in playlist intense
it's hot as it's fuck, isn't it??
watanabe757 5 months ago 6
totally awesome. legend.
TheJimbaHut 5 months ago
goddamn i juss died from laughing hahaha ICE CREEEEAAAM!!!
xxcoltenxx1 5 months ago
Wanna lick?.... SIKE!!
ToxicSkilzz 5 months ago
63 people are under welfare
teamproto25 5 months ago 2
@teamproto25 and their fathers are alcoholics
madamloulou 4 months ago
funny
jbthekilla1 5 months ago 3
63 people dropped there icecream
laronmcclellan 5 months ago 4
genius
lgngrnt1 5 months ago
im not laughing as much as others...
bbrryyaann1993 5 months ago
Im on vacation in mexico and while i was watching this the local ice cream man just happened to be outside and i jumped out the couch and went to go buy some and all the little kids were doing the same thing Eddie was doing but in spanish what a coincidence
ZxFuZeXz1 5 months ago 6
woh woh woh woh woh pew AHH woh woh owh click"lets go"
hahaha'
ccmaster11 5 months ago
@8:37 he sounds like Cartman
ingsoc3125 5 months ago
:O ICE CREAM! ICEEEEE CREAMMMMMMMM! XD
PINKPEANUT91 5 months ago
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I was that one kid on the welfare. :(
RioEllington 6 months ago
lol the icecream gag is still funny in 3010
giovannibulgari 6 months ago 2
what can Eddie Murphy do? Well he can whistle, and whistle well.
bigsoso20 6 months ago
stevie shut the fk up XD
TheMasterguardian 6 months ago
listen 2 EXPLIZIT "SEX YOU"
jeanlouis7 6 months ago
DATS MY MOTHER LMAO! KICKING ASS FROM ACROSS THE ROOM!
iztenaley 6 months ago
62 People got smacked by their moms with a shoe.
chevythunder09 6 months ago
OMG I USED TO BE THAT WAY ABOUT THE ICE CREAM TRUCK WHEN I WAS LITTLE!
2coolveronica96 6 months ago
HAHA, VERY FUNNY MOTHERFUKCA! your mother's got a wooden leg with a kickstand motherfukca!
hoibie 6 months ago 4
61 people didnt get an icecream
hyde12347 6 months ago
you wanna impress me stevie take the wheel for a lil while motherfucker lol
isaac52able 6 months ago 3
OMG i had to stop the video....i cant breathe!!!
90sLuVA 6 months ago 4
@megalolz96 shutup you 15 year old shit trying to compare Eddie Murphy to Russel Peters, Eddie murphy talks about ANYTHING from politics, current events, celebrities and his own experiences and makes it hilarious. Russell Peters just makes racist jokes, anyone can do that.
ChrisGoncalves9514 6 months ago 3
Damn, Eddie's really good at whistling.
apocalypse123 6 months ago 5
@apocalypse123 hes good at too many things
theog67 6 months ago
ICECREAM!!!!!!!!!!
Killerjosh89 6 months ago
you guys should all check out russel peters
MegaLolz96 6 months ago
60 People can't afford the Ice Cream
homid24 6 months ago 3
60 ppl are on welfare
SteveYoTalbot 6 months ago
Classic,miss the old eddie murphy
zecareca85 6 months ago
I SCREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM
:P
Ificationer 6 months ago
your mother god a wood leg with a kickstand lmao
MrTemposss 6 months ago 7
OMG SO GODDAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jacobftw101 7 months ago 5
1:29 Pharcyde - Ya mamma
flylovebeats 7 months ago
The boomarang action was LMFAO:)
sasluver505 7 months ago 2
60 people are stupid!!!
oldskoolt 7 months ago 4
Remember when you were little,and the ice cream truck would come and you would lose your fuckin mind! youd be play marbles and shit right,toddotododdottodd ICE CREAMMMMM! ICE CREAM!!!!!!1 MOM!!!! THROW DOWN SOME MONEY!
elmirangelyay 7 months ago
@Chero2k11 wiaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the shit wild !
teknashend 7 months ago
why can't comedians be like this anymore?
tina27luv 7 months ago 96
@tina27luv Because George Carlin died.
iPhap 3 months ago
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Huggybizzak 2 months ago
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Because Eddie and Richard took the best subjects now-a-days comedians talk about politics.. its all POLITICS
Huggybizzak 2 months ago
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He makes such AWSOME sound affects with his mouth!
200damary 7 months ago
"come on mom shit im movin as fast as i can shit, come onnnnnnnn!"
"i stood there like this (MOUTH OPEN) Now if i pulled some shit like that in my house 'Aw ed you a little late' come on pops shit what is this come on DAMN!"
LMAO love it!
McArtistik 7 months ago
@McArtistik ll looks madly ll ll gets gun ll POW! that motherfuckas crazy!
elmirangelyay 7 months ago
I have some icecream! I have some icecream!
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kkmick19 7 months ago
EDDIE MADE THE BLUE PRINT TO THE DOUGIE!
mynameisJUZZ 7 months ago
60 people can't afford ice cream
TheUnethical1 7 months ago 3
60 idiots are losers
the124Lscania 7 months ago
Eddi murphy... Says the best Motherfucka
DevilistMagic 7 months ago
YOU CAN'T AFFOOORD IT!!!
SONSofVENDETTA 7 months ago
*clint eastwood voice* Why'd you eat the voice cream off the floor.
I AINT EAT NO ICE C
CHKCHK PEW
JMRosario97 7 months ago
ya mother got a wooden leg with a kick stand motherfucker
xsmtheg 8 months ago 3
Member that shit back in the 20's guys just smack they wives and they just go ahh eghhhaa..
Squid0023 8 months ago
5:39
miscapb 8 months ago
"MUTHAFACKA!!!!!!!!!"
imXaXteapot2112 8 months ago
you want to impress me take the wheel mothafucka
cbrand15 8 months ago 109
@cbrand15 woo 100th =]
TheGR147 3 months ago
60 ppl drop their ice cream N a pile of shit
973BRICKCITYNATION 8 months ago
IIIIIIICE CREEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMM LOL You can't afford none cause you on the welfare
goclbert 8 months ago 2
The ice-cream song #priceless
kwilcox1126 8 months ago 2
awesome ice cream song!!!! imma sing that now.
crazygirl2501 8 months ago
when a comedian laughas at his own jokes u know its funny
McStinkburger 8 months ago 5
frekin classic!! been watchn dis since i was little n still frekin lmao love dis shit
korigurlmwah 8 months ago in playlist Eddie Murphy
@mrdeyu Stevie Wonder is blind ..dat motherfucker cnt see shit so he cnt drive
teemayn316 8 months ago
Woof,woof,woof,woof,woooof,wooooof, AHHH! Woooffwoofwooffwoofff lets go.
AppleSaysNo 8 months ago
Your mothers got a wooden leg with a kick stand and the mouth in the back of the neck bit was mint. Cracked me up. Eds a funny Muddy Fungster
Rogermelly01 9 months ago
thank god my mom couldnt aim
420gardener420 9 months ago
hey you guy may think im stupid but can someone explain me the joke with : "take the wheel"... thank you
mrdeyu 9 months ago
@mrdeyu Stevie Wonder is blind. Driving requires being able to see.
evilbishounen 9 months ago
@mrdeyu Stevie Wonder is blind ..dat motherfucker cnt see shit so he cnt drive
teemayn316 8 months ago
I remember the ice cream truck times so well.
SerialYahooer 9 months ago
60 people are on the well-fair
TheUndertakerIsWWE 9 months ago 2
I GOT SOME ICE CREAM XD
Damnstraight769 9 months ago 4
8:58
lol909ism 9 months ago
60 People dont know what real comedy is
xxmadkintxx 9 months ago
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BlueHeroAL 9 months ago
Eddie whistles like a motherfucking boss
mccki491 9 months ago 6
the mother earring killed me omg hahaha
ddb101 9 months ago
the good ol days!
oasisgirl1978 9 months ago
orignal yo momma jokes.
la7464 9 months ago
....
ICECREAM >O!
44trinity 9 months ago 112
@revilo314
You can't truly say that. A whole group of people cannot be judged by a stereotype. And if u really look at it, there are more minorities in prison than whites.
ssgsorrels 9 months ago
60 Stevie Wonder fans saw this video and thought this shit wasnt funny
ZaanstreekWaterland 10 months ago
WANNA LICK? SIKE! ROFL
sodjerktv 10 months ago
"If you wanna impress take the wheel for a while Mother Fucker." "I HERD THAT SHIT MAN. THAT SHIT WASN'T FUNNY MOTHER FUCKER. " xD ROFL
MEAdeadeye7924 10 months ago
my mom isnt black, but she would definitely kick my dads ass too. lol. Women run shit in the house now.
YourLoveLetter 10 months ago
Fuckin TOO FUNNY EDDIE IS KING OF COMEDY!
macfonty 10 months ago 2
@macfonty HE TRULY IS!!!
rthomas7 10 months ago
who knew that with one action it would be hilarious
Candycanes30 10 months ago
ice creammmmmm! ic e cream man is comin"! ice cream m maaaaaa! ! the ice cream man is coming!
i am forty and my brother is three years younger and she st ill has supersonic mamma ears! LOL! she still hears us talking from three rooms away and shit! LOL!
1luvkiki 10 months ago
ice creammmmmm! ic e cream man is comin"! ice cream m maaaaaa! ! the ice cream man is coming!
1luvkiki 10 months ago
White kids don't get hit enough. When one white kid gets hit it is "child abuse". Every other race gets beat up all the time. That's why black kids grow up to be so law abiding, and do so well in school.
revilo314 10 months ago
When he dropped the ice cream I lost my damn mind. I havn't laughed like that in a long time.
HippyamongHicks 10 months ago
ice cream truck, LOL.
theratfarmer 10 months ago
Best part: 4:05-7:47
TheUndertakerIsWWE 10 months ago
59 People got boomeranged in the head with a high heel
countryrebel22 10 months ago
nobody says motherfucka like eddie murphy
SuperATVkid 10 months ago 158
@SuperATVkid
idd
xerionnl 8 months ago
You don have no ice cream! You didn get none!!
TwilightFreak11295 10 months ago
#You dropped your ice cream #You dropped your ice cream#
ologs07 11 months ago
when he kissed it and pointed it up in the air i busted out laughing. MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD WAS DEFINED IN THOSE 2 SECONDS
Adarabeauty10 11 months ago
My childhood!
funkk 11 months ago
Would not surprise me if somebody made the ice cream song into a dance song these days!
beezybeast101 11 months ago
my fav part! 7:36 - 7:49
sk8erct360 11 months ago
dont nobody say mutha fucka like eddie murphy...
4thaMaCSnd0nS 11 months ago
You wanna lick? PSYCH! You dont got no ICEEE CREAM!
TheMihong 11 months ago
59 mothers hit their kids with shoes
CDTBishop 11 months ago
its funny cause if i went back home now nd try tht w/ my parents, smhv, black fam gotta love em
iRSmithInRealLyfe 11 months ago
amazing sound effects
HEIRLESSful 11 months ago
How did Eddie turn from being such a funny, promising young dude in this to starring in shit movies like Norbit? Seems like such a waste!
revengeguy 11 months ago
ed look gay as a bitch. haha.
veeseee128 11 months ago
aww god I miss the 80s. eddie murphy was so good then.
veeseee128 11 months ago
6:24 "I didnt eat no icecream, *tsh tsh POOF!*
PlatoTheForms 11 months ago
@mollyrachelchris1 It's kinda like financial aid.
slinkmanlover14 11 months ago
Haha I got ice cream on welfare!
kunschner 11 months ago 4
my mom used to work in NYC as a teacher, and everyday during the warm months, the Mister Softee truck used come around during the middle of her 6th period class, with that music playing...it still pisses her off 25 years later
est3inb3rg 1 year ago
women them b taking aerobics and shit,,, that scary lolz,,
fisayoolat 1 year ago
I USED TO GEH BEAT FOR EVERYTING I DID N HE STILL IS HILARIOUS!! I THANK JAH FOR THOSE WHIPPINGS CA DEY MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY!!! HAPPY AS HELL!!!!
kallybudz 1 year ago
My mum beated me upp soo badly ,, she felt sorry for ne and gave me 5 bucks the next day
subeyr 1 year ago
59 people dropped their ice cream cuz their mom is clint eastwood.
xShad0wGhostx 1 year ago
Funny
tymcfly07 1 year ago
this is so funny.
puppieface22 1 year ago
I love that voice C'MOOON SHIT!!! I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!! C'MOOOOOON!
HEY MAN, I SAID ONE FUCKING PICTURE!!! YOU'RE WASTING ALL MY FILM!!! SHIT!
maddingo12 1 year ago
That part about his mother throwing shoes at him? I tried to laugh, but couldn't. Every single time I did something wrong, it was the cane. *Whack*.
It's probably funny to those who didn't get beaten by mothers with bad tempers, but for those who went through it...it's a reminder.
wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg 1 year ago 7
@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg False its even funnier.
iacriminal 1 year ago 199
@iacriminal
So...you've been beaten up badly as a kid?
wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg 1 year ago 23
@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg Oh yeah i got ass whipings for things all the time, sometimes i didn't even have to do shit.
iacriminal 1 year ago 116
@iacriminal
Hah, we've got something in common then. As for the comedy, I guess different people interpret and respond to it in their own ways.
By the way, thanks for uploading the videos. They're great.
wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg 1 year ago
@iacriminal fuck yeah taking a beating as a kid was what most people got and you just know Eddie took a kicking as kid by the way eh talks about it
StolenMonkey 1 year ago
@iacriminal this shit is fucking hilarious, thank you for posting this. thank you
Wancak3 10 months ago
@iacriminal arent those moms the best haha
zefer5585 9 months ago
@iacriminal amen to that!!!!
Gogoleila 8 months ago