this may seem strange but i do film studies and have written a script called Dirk Malone: Private eye and all round nice guy. it's a film noir detective film parody that gets most of it's laughs from dirks social retardation. as a joke i googled dirk malone and found this....
LOL The guy's 20 times more awkward than Dr. House! XD
WizardOfHumor1989 7 months ago
hes not retarded just........random
nely11111111111 1 year ago
Wow....dig that crazy cigarette holder! It's longer than the English Channel! Crazy, daddy-o!
JubalCalif 2 years ago
well, he was right about the banks...
86kinky86 3 years ago
OMFG THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY
kylebond29 3 years ago
this may seem strange but i do film studies and have written a script called Dirk Malone: Private eye and all round nice guy. it's a film noir detective film parody that gets most of it's laughs from dirks social retardation. as a joke i googled dirk malone and found this....
jackblap 3 years ago
time travelling wench! What happened to Jack Boyde?
gregmss 3 years ago
lmaoo
"i dont trust the banks, there all run by jews"
c1r2b33 3 years ago
Lol!!!
sassy304 3 years ago
"You like to play Dungeons & Dragons" xD
KyoXo 3 years ago 2
Excellent i was unable to stop laughing ! ! ! The best of all your video! ! !
XD XD XD XD
waco5257 3 years ago
Socially Retarded? He must have been homeschooled, like me.
EnlaNube9 3 years ago 3
"Have you put on weight?" LOL that'll piss off any chick!
melianatara 3 years ago 2
next episode pl0x! =O
arow333 3 years ago
oh they were kinda spuffing monk
Dra3000 3 years ago
Actually, Monk's one of our favorite shows - but Mr. Monk wouldn't want to have Dirk's problems for all the prozac in the world. - John T. Monkey
monkeyboxcomedy 3 years ago
You, mean you'll lose your inheritance (fart)
dagburt 3 years ago
opopol
NicNasty1981 3 years ago
his assistant s hoT
Anarchyw00t 3 years ago 2
I want more!
86kinky86 3 years ago 2
dirk's voice~
errr
alfadli 3 years ago 2
haha that's brilliantly done so it's not massively offensive and yet still funny :]
humbugs893 3 years ago 3
I dont trust the banks, they all ran by jews... could be somewhat offensive, but I LOVE IT!!!
vibrator2k 3 years ago 5
wheres the sex?
siig101 3 years ago
i wanna boff his assistant
shiningfork 3 years ago 3
Well done.
verdictisvengeance 3 years ago
lol if thats socially retarded then i'm in a social coma! lol
irockdudeoo7 3 years ago 11
Funny
EasyStreetProduction 4 years ago 2
hehe
gore1sm 4 years ago 2
The assistant eminded me of Harley Quinn.
RockingtheHorse 4 years ago 4
Yah wow, good call
bmagex 3 years ago
Yeah, sam voice.
tocoolbsl 3 years ago
L-O-L.
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JMKappy 4 years ago
lol, not bad monkeybox
bobroxs 4 years ago