梁智强 - 標準的新加坡人

[yumeyume]

新加坡还是有美女的啊 那种瘦瘦 脸小 眼线睫毛很浓 有的白白皮肤很好很有气质的 去Orchard的大商场就可以看到 只是作为大部分的普通人 好看的不多 背影都很好看瘦瘦的 可前面可能会吓一跳。 有些上了年纪的又有点本事女的真的很凶 但是那些普通的auntie还蛮和蔼可亲的

[scorptim]

Hahahaha...singaporeans...most rudest, kiasu people of all. Thats what this vid should point out.

[cassssspar]

新加坡还是有美女的。 大多脸型不好看 牙齿也不好，但是会打扮化妆，气质也不错。

[alvin4212]

@cassssspar wolao~你说到这样，会不会伤到新加坡的女生~但坦白说我可­不是来自新加坡的，我可是来自马来西亚的华裔~



[cassssspar]

@alvin4212 好吧 你只看后半句  会打扮 会化妆 气质好

[alvin4212]

不管任何国家，是要是华裔管理，经济一定是繁荣~



[shiumy]

@alvin4212 中國經濟很好嗎?

[alvin4212]

@shiumy 目前全世界经济体中国是排名第二，你觉得中国经济不好吗？你是来­自哪儿的？你不可能不知道的呀？

[alvin4212]

有机会我一定移民到新加坡！



[luosenyuan]

I am wondering what is 标准的中国人。。哈哈哈

还有，新加坡美女其实也挺多的，好多人轮廓都很好看的（如果是美­女的话，感觉比好多大陆中国美女好看，更洋气），而且皮肤黑健康­嘛。

[s854714]

幾個月前剛去

真的覺得

新加坡女生都不太正

不只皮膚黑而以

臉型各方面都不太理想

普遍都是這樣



[alvin4212]

@s854714 你不会一整天都躲在酒店吧！酒吧你是否又去走走看看！

[ykm168]

胡说，总结我多年往来南洋经验，新加坡以平均来讲，美女比中港台­多。还有有教养，让你吃柠檬也令你心服口服。



[shiumy]

@ykm168 不要說笑了，我認識的新加坡女生不下十個，全部都教養都很差，句­句說話都有骨的。雖然我的樣子長得醜，我也沒走過去招惹她們，但­在香港的新加坡的女孩就會很主新的去無理取鬧你，比港女更野蠻潑­辣得多，比港女更港，而且極之目中無人，又拜金說話質素又低但卻­看不起人，愈黑的女孩情怳就愈糟，很愛對你擺出一幅很猙獰的樣子­，外國白人一般都不會這樣。

但男生都有教養，全部都一幅乖乖仔模範生的樣子，香港都找不到。

[alvin4212]

@shiumy 你说新加坡女生教养很差，说话句句刺骨，这些我绝对是认同的~（­并非全都是这样）我认识，的确大多数都是非常自大高傲！可能是父­母从小就一直灌输，新加坡人不认输概念的原因吧！

[derfshaya]

awesome montage! good work on this. 照片选的好~

[csillia]

这首歌好好笑

[pzb1937]

新加坡甚麼時候結束一黨專政阿?

新加坡甚麼時候結束一黨專政阿?

新加坡甚麼時候結束一黨專政阿?

新加坡甚麼時候結束一黨專政阿?



[zhantonio]

@pzb1937 社會穩定，人民生活富足...再者PAP是人民選出來的...是­真的選出來的..政黨不敢懈怠..雖然會拿出租屋翻新政策去吸引­選票...但是一懈怠也是要立刻下臺的...

請想問題不要那麼單純的仍為不停的政黨交替就是好的就是民主，好­不好！

[ranfeng9]

新加坡是个美丽的花园岛国。

但是，她也是个到处都是卖“马票”的地方。连邻里的小巴刹也有卖­马票、多多...

现在又开了大赌场。教育民众什么呢？赌会遗害众生。为什么要建这­些个“斗闹场”呢？？？家里出个赌徒，就全毁了啊！

阿弥陀佛...



[ranfeng9]

Singapore 的居士林有很多善良的人！

[jefriabubakar]

Chinese song.. sigh. I'm malay, can only understand a bit. But nice song by my Singaporean Brother. I love the tune. Together We STAND @ss ONE !!!!!!!! regardless of our race, religion, background.

[guokun1989321]

新加坡的女人真难看 有点好看的也是外国的 悲剧啊

[prosinz1997]

woo singapore rocks! best country in the world! Multi racial!

[fengyun11111]

新加坡無美女好像是全華人共識吧。周圍D人啊，香港、大陸等都系­感認為

[couchpotato25]

@fengyun11111 loll agreed. not just all chinese people, I believe japanese and koreans too ;)

[bigfatdick5000]

@fengyun11111

singapore has ALOT of beautiful girls, you've never caught Singapore airline before , last time i was there i saw quite some really nice looking girls,

[jojoinhere]

@fengyun11111 比起韩国好点点吧。首尔大街整个侏罗纪公园。。。

[zhantonio]

@fengyun11111

其实新加坡也是有很多身材很棒的妹子的....

[OneSilhoutte]

This song is an interesting creation, expressed in the most hilarious way. Every country has its merits n faults. I suppose generally, Singaporeans are lucky. Singapore is a mere tiny dot, yet clean n beautiful with low-crime, a pretty safe place to move around. Most families do own a home, which is ideal for all. Learning diff languages n dialects in its multi-racial society sure has its advantages. Ranked as Asia's most livable city speaks volume of Singapore's (best) quality of life.

[eViL1686]

Singapore is so fine

- they say it's because of the fine

lol

btw, singapore is a beautiful country!

[scorpioo]

so many of you talk as though you can do a better job than LKY. all talk no action. only know how to complain but don't give any good solutions. w/o him we will be living in dumps. count your blessing!

regarding what temasek loses money and all. while that's true, but they are earning most of the time. We can't be winning forever, with gains there will be losses.

so what if other countries have more freedom? look at how messy their countries are? with politicians fighting like hooligans

[ganpeace]

Land of Henry Lee. A great leader for the rest to follow.

The tough rules may be too extreme but the work Lee has done ...overcomes all those extreme rules.

Wish Singapore for more prosperous years to come!

Chris

[amiausUSA]

At 0:46 the kid at the computer monitor looks like Terry, T.E.R.R.Y., Terry, from the video "You Singaporean?" Funny one, lah!

[r193182007]

好歌! 很有內涵。

特別喜歡:

「有人說生兩個就好 我和太太就不敢太假豪

現在又說要多生幾個 可是工廠已經被割掉」

[harisu1988]

wht's the meaning of "大家講話macam rojak

大家講話像混合語

[caps6513]

我還是比較喜歡台灣!自己的國家最好!

[BafflinBook]

@caps6513 since when it is a country??

[lonk0924]

wht's the meaning of "大家講話macam rojak" ??

[runescapefanify]

@lonk0924 means all kinds of language speak together

[lonk0924]

@runescapefanify I see, thanks for your reply.

[sapnea]

重视家庭和子女教育，勤勉工作应该是华人成功的关键

[ceofriend]

超级少美女,一般女人都很黑

[gustave29]

至少人家國家治安好,人民有飯吃,人民基本的要求都做得到,哪像­某些國家治安爛人民沒飯吃,連人民基本的要求的都沒有,就不要說­其他的了,支持新加坡的做法與法律,就是要有這樣棒的國家才會讓­其他國家感到羞恥!!

[gearsection]

@gustave29 First of all, Thanks for praise for Singapore. Sorry that I can't write mandarin, but i able to read, as a Chinese i feel shameful to myself and hope you don't mind. To be honest, I use to hate our homeland, government when I was a young boy as common Singaporean thinking, but when grown older, setting business and visit others countries, then I realized how good we are, how does our government care of us and did for us, how stable we are. Too bad, not every Singaporean appreciate.

[kahlzeus]

Singapore is so fine

- they say it's because of the fine

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[Raymasaki]

Great video & song

id Love to visit singapore

[tzerrueyalex]

总觉得新加坡的小孩很可怜。。童年的回忆就只有上课，补习。。

[MrDISCOVERY123]

Your song is trying to say you have a lot of feel! Ladies and gentlemen! Lifes always complicated! Sorry and Congratulation! You are only living in the small jail!

[TaiwantheFormosa]

話說新加坡第一美女是誰?哪個中文不錯的新加坡人來回答一下。

[flamencorex2]

@TaiwantheFormosa 美女的确不多，可是还是存在的。

[Doughnut0412]

@TaiwantheFormosa 新加坡的女孩子个个都很美，所以没有像别的国家只拿一两个不停炫­耀。更何况为什么一定要用中文呢？I can speak and write English perfectly well too, can you? Besides the children nowadays are also learning Malay, Japanese, Korean, French or German as their third language. What about you? You even use the old traditional Chinese that the China Chinese don't use, wasting time and memory space to learn so many other strokes in a word. Also, Taiwanese use their 闽南语in their speeches all the time.

[tsukasa1608]

@Doughnut0412 没有说一定要说中文，但一定要会中文，因为我们是华人，而且中文­已是世界第二大语言了。

[Doughnut0412]

@TaiwantheFormosa 新加坡的女孩子个个都很美，所以没有像别的国家只拿一两个不停炫­耀。更何况为什么一定要用中文呢？I can speak and write English perfectly well too, can you? Besides the children nowadays are also learning Malay, Japanese, Korean, French or German as their third language. What about you? Also, Taiwanese use 闽南语in their speeches all the time, it's a gesture of affection and camaraderie in your society as much as ours, so "you got problem isit?"

[b70697]

@Doughnut0412 别的国家只拿一两个不停炫­耀。you are right, their beauties always are the same one. but I think Singaporean boys are nicer. I can speak four languages, English, Chinese, Japanese and Malay, and you?

[myth206]

这是不是那个丑闻导演的作品？

其实对普通人来讲，新加坡还是不错的。

华人女生黑的好像不多吧。

只是不太注意装扮而已。

华人主要都是闽粤后裔，和台港澳没什么分别。

[smith1989]

Some poor country can't give their citizen food . Therefore some other country give them food yet they still love to complaint about the country that give them food . they are more shameless and no moral than jack neo .

[clairelyjcorinthians]

some ppl are just jealous about singapore being better than their country,

Singaporeans can understand because we have stong education system.

[kakanayi]

@clairelyjcorinthians： yes, and they blatantly come here and insult Singapore.

If earthquake strikes their country again, i guess we will not send assistance to tehm anymore

[uluulupig]

新加坡大色魔"婆兰耙",屁啊屁应当"羞耻"之极!

鸟你的!你不配代表新加坡!

新加坡以你为"国耻"!

[PriTommy]

haha.... some say singapore is a "fine fine city"

[TruthPrevailed]

新加坡

新加坡色魔

新加坡色魔導演

新加坡色魔導演梁智强

[heinztzeng]

去新加坡好多次....

說真的都沒有符合自己口味的女生...

我看過很多次新加坡的學生感覺真的是在制式化的教育中成長= =

[kakanayi]

we speak english too...

maybe Singaporean girls don't like u too....

[flamencorex2]

@kakanayi 错了，不是每个新加坡人都喜欢讲英语的，事情总没有绝对的

[TaiwantheFormosa]

@flamencorex2 好像有部新加坡電影,裡面有很多小孩都喜歡說英文,應該是小孩不­笨,馬來西亞人似乎中文比新加坡好很多...我覺得沒啥差吧,當­一個第一個英文系華人國家也不錯,誰說華人就一定得說中文。

美國還不是有許多華人連自己的中文姓名都不會寫,還不是過得好好­的。

[acydanny1]

开头第一张图片是不是什么什么淫照风波的男女主角？？谁知道？超­像，或就是。

[TaiwantheFormosa]

新加坡感覺美女很少,膚質也比較偏黑一點,國家限制很多；優點是­地方乾淨吧。

[myohmy0320]

that is absolutely true.

[couchpotato25]

@TaiwantheFormosa 很多新加坡人喜欢把皮肤嗮黑, 自认为好看, 其实很像越南人..

Singaporeans love suntanning, it's absolutely fugly. As if they're not ugly enough already. Many of my friends still wear the wrong shade/type of makeup or don't know how to use tongs, at the grand old age of 21. They think that slapping on expensive makeup = automatic gorgeousness. It's pathetic and hilarious at the same time.

[jojoinhere]

@TaiwantheFormosa 我是新加玻人我觉得你说对了九成。但皮肤白的是蛮漂亮的。 皮肤黝黑如果长得像马来人也别有一番风味。充满异国情调。

[allfieldsrequiredyt1]

@TaiwantheFormosa 新加坡在热带地区，没有四季，太阳天天勤快地上班，住那里要皮肤­白皙肯定比住在非热带国家难

[alvin4212]

@allfieldsrequiredyt1 你说的很对，新加坡和马拉来西都是属于热带雨林~

但皮肤会不会比非热带雨林好，我就没有研究了~ 

[19941112]

Bias Song

[lugiboy]

dude u spelt offence wrongly..if u wanna criticize, at least spell correctly..

[teoweekian]

haha...

[darkterrous]

lol so true about singapore :D. Sorry if offended :(

[jeffkoh001]

fuck singapore.. i'm a singapore chinese, better of for me to give up my citizenship and serve army in taiwan. At least I know i'm defending the ideology of the founding father of modern china..before the communist take over. What the fuck I'm protecting in Singapore? Making sure the assets of Lee and family stay safe

[gsilver86]

Those who say taiwan has only 1 race , i'm very sure .. U ALL FAILED IN HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY ... TAIWAN IS MULTIRACIAL ...

HAN , TAI , A-MEI , (汉，溙，阿美etc ) ...

MOST artist are 阿美族.. eg" 张惠妹,动力火车 ... etc) ... They were HANIZED (汉化）during Dynasty Ming , where HAN invaded TAIWAN until now ......

Dun ever think that they speak chinese mean they r chinese (chinese refer as HAN )

[Sonatya]

Who cares about history nowdays?they post comment without their mind of history...

hey dude,and u stop acting like u r a teacher teaching us all the history.

No Offense XD

[yousg]

fuck singapore, born a male must kenna torture for 2 years in NS.

while foreigners come in for FREE take our jobs.

[matthewtyh]

Who are the song writer and singer? 100 marks plus 100 marks! Next time add a female voice, alternating with male voice, that will be better still.

[MrPinkBean]

the song write and singer is 梁智强

[cloooey]

这个歌词通俗过头了吧

[1048221591]

新加坡老人，男的色，女的骚，真的，还是我们中国的老人看上去舒­服

[bolehtakboleh]

i wonder they can speak good in malay??

[matthewtyh]

bagus Singapura!

[sunnywongwwy]

新加坡人有沒有禮貌就真的見仁見智, 不過說到乾淨就真的狠好, 抽煙的人也不多!!! Indeed, educated Singaporean can speak few languages quite well!!!

[gearsection]

@sunnywongwwy Of course its clean, our town council very efficiency wan.. you throw a cigarette butt on the staircase beside your house, tomorrow morning will be gone, if it still there, you can make complaint to the town council. but don't get caught that the cigarette butt is thrown by you, the supper high "Or Gong" (Fine S$500 = US$700) will come to you...

[MrLolx2u]

@gearsection Siao ar efficirnt ar? NNB u come stay Hougang under Punggol Sengkang 1 la NNb so dirty ppl is always 1 week come clean dirt or wash or estate always 1 month 1 1 MONTH!!! THIS CALL EFFICIENT AR? PUI AR!

[gearsection]

@MrLolx2u Relax brother... comment site is for free... it base personal view, our country consider quite efficiency compare to others... at lease you still had a way and know where to complaint, but if you at some others Asia countries, you will be find no door to knock. As you're power to screw me up why not you screw up the town council. Email to the them and clearly point to the subject and you're see the result of efficiency. Cheers !

[BadBoyBoyzz]

@gearsection

since when currency rate changed

[gearsection]

@BadBoyBoyzz Oh yes... Sorry.. shall be S$500.00 = US$350 +/-. Play to much forex and loses too much... blur blur liao..

[ahliang141]

law多没关系，只要合理就好

[blahhsblahhsqurl]

Singapore huat ! :)

[kennyshen1228]

感覺在台灣真自由

[darkavenger0083]

台灣的自由是少數人的自由（特別是那些不守法的公眾）舉例如台北­市，除了見警率較高的行政區（如中正區）主要道路的禁止停車線大­概只有裝飾功能吧；我個人會叫這種社會充斥著放縱（permis­siveness）不是自由（liberty）

[oswald1973]

I spoke to many many Taiwanese who felt that Taiwan is really free.... etc etc... i.e. better than Singapore. But countries are all different. Singapore has many different races, was a British Colony. Its history and future are drafted by its racial tension in the past, its colonial heritage (legals behavior affected by the British), and of course, its three major races. Freedom is viewed differently in Singapore, Singapore cannot sustain the kind of freedom Taiwan has. Taiwan only has one race

[tsdurai]

I agree

Taiwan - have only one Race -Chinese

But Singapore is proud to be with 3 races

Chinese( Sing )

Malay

and Tamils ( Indian Tamil, Ceylon Tamil )

Good !

regards

Senthil

[fj1764]

3 races ohh wow, like all of you live in harmony yeh?

sg the most racist country in SEA!

[kingbulu]

ppl who sae singapore do not have girl who dress up vry nice ... maybe dey would like to think twice .. Girls here are getting hotter .. And in other countries .. it is not tat they are pretty , jus hooker not wearing clothes ..

[tailoy3112]

同意

[FIIRE]

新加坡 huat ar!

[HabboXZC]

makajn rojak means like rojak

[wwe41101]

新加坡真ㄉ美女.......同意

[bsp338619]

請問這首歌在哪可以download啊??

[skyteeming]

唱得对！马来西亚人跟新加坡人是倒反的

[caddy200777]

一個幾乎沒有美女的國家, 走在新加坡街上一個下午, 保證不會看到超過5個美女

[smileyprettygalz]

wo zhan cheng!!!

people here dunno how to dress up sia... sad!

[Cantonese2638]

@caddy200777 哈哈,有阿,

南洋大學tammy滿漂亮的

[fghjkbnm]

@Cantonese2638

哈哈~~~你超搞笑的咯



[TheHeYX]

@caddy200777 进大学看看吧，太阳那么大，美女一般不在街上晃

[lizard151103]

@caddy200777 true， true

[johnnygkl]

@caddy200777 美女是没有，姑婆蛮多的！^_^

[DesireeLeeYX]

@caddy200777 Sad for you, you must be blind.

[OneSilhoutte]

@caddy200777 您太肤浅及太低智商了吧！不懂得欣赏应该是您本身太丑陋的问题。­我想美女也不会望你一眼而引起您的自卑和嫉妒，才有这么极端的想­法。或者你该好好自我检讨一下。

[hokila678]

@OneSilhoutte 每個國家都一定有美女，新加坡也不例外，台灣有很多美麗氣質出眾­的女藝人都來自新加坡，新加坡加油。

[tonkla003]

I love this MV but have some words I don't understand ===> ma kam ro jak??

[smileyprettygalz]

like rojak.

rojak is a dish with alot of different food mixtures in it. so when we speak singlish, its a mix of dialect, english and chinese. just like the song lyrics :)

[jasmine1217]

跟香港人一模一樣...哈哈

[picopiku]

Haha... 3:00 our courtesy campaign has good reviews, bt when buffet comes, situation becomes like hungry ghost festival.

ok lah, this only happens to a small group of people.

[yap498]

this song crazy!!

[wantbbtdivorce]

我觉得歌词有点土唉...

[Kelvinxiaozhu]

u again! why all your comment so damn pissing?! fuck off

[ycw326]

My cock begins to stiffen.

[zeldadude]

they do?

[tarepandaaaaaaaaa]

We have strict Laws,our Ministers do not fight physically in parliament.We live in a small land,but you hardly find us as illegal immigrants in foreign lands.We are a small dot on the map,but rank 5 out of 134 countries in World Economic Forum.We are just 4.48million in population, 3 ladies reached the Everest summit 2days ago.We are celebrating 44th birthday this August, a short history with lots of blessings.

[1jackofspades1]

Singapore is such a great country. Safe, beautiful and economically successful. So much that other countries can learn from Singapore. Greetings from Germany.

[thisiscaijunjie]

假如上完廁所沒拉水 你會被烏公到潇潇

这句话什么意思

[musicboxforever]

假如上完廁所沒抽水，你会没罚款到很可怜 - mbf

[thisiscaijunjie]

谢谢 新加坡的规则太多啦

[phoonjzc]

烏公 = 法款 (方言)

[matthewtyh]

潇潇 = crazy crazy

[thisiscaijunjie]

想到新加坡看看

[WINDYCHUNG]

不管穿什么说什么，华人的劣根性真是恒古不变，什么都要比出个高­下，把别人踩下去才满意，就不懂得大家同为华人，才更要好好学习­别人的优点，因为更有参照意义！如果我排名这些华人社会新加坡〉­香港〉台湾〉大陆，前两个远远超过后面的，因为廉洁法制，足够了­！学到香港新加坡一半的廉政，大陆就真正复兴了！

[shenzhenzhong]

@WINDYCHUNG 比高低是人的本性，也不用一概推到华人身上，你下面的评论也在排­名吧。

[ang3dang2]

The Rules and Law here..for the better or worse, I will love Singapore 4ever nonetheless.

[daviddouivy]

过度地方保护主义的同时还试图汲取外来人才的优势。

if you stay in singapore, you have to follow the rule" 哈哈哈哈哈哈

[zhongwenxuexiao]

In Singapore are many Fujian people.

[sisisze2007]

新加坡跟大陸差多了

很多人喜歡把他們混為一談- -

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[leoma1991]

中国有这么一群幸福的群体~~~挺不错！！

[chongsiang]

nice song ^_^

[Sumfourtyone87]

beutiful country...i go there last year...

[garurusyouei]

我也想去SINGAPORE旅遊((●゜c_゜●))

[cooler009]

I once go singapore,i must say its a very nice nation wif friendly ppl at thr they always wlcome wif a open arm,a clean country and an 5 star nation!

[new126621]

是不是因为新加坡不准吃口香糖，所以屈臣氏才开始卖那种入口即化­的爽口纸的？

[garurusyouei]

噗...GJ！！！

[geraldhans]

Singapore is such a nice country. I just hope I was born there :( and be part of Singapore Spirits :)

[vicky2868]

李光耀太长命了........

[matthewtyh]

Longer life than Dalai Lama

[13659748582]

怎么新加坡人那么丑啊？？

why are Singaporean so ugly？？

[huanglongwu244]

你很漂亮吗？

[smiley811]

The answer is simple.

Bcos you are ugly... so whatever or whoever you see will also be ugly.

Understand English, bitch???

What a stupid question??

[bettertao]

Singapore is a beautiful country. I have been there as an exchange student in NTU. I like the country.

[1GM]

Thank you! Hope you will visit us again.

[realnachewa]

That's what we call local... Haha... Feelin' it~

[lalalala779]

It's how you look at thgs...if you're a grumpy old grouch like some here than you'll live with a lot of Fucking complaints.

come on guys.. chill by the beach. feel the breeze and tune in to Gold 90 or class95 Fm.

[wendyneo]

作新加坡人还真可怜！哈！

youtube com/watch?v=DSDWcrppFWg&fmt=18­

[ChinaFB09]

china.fb09. com

[kuanyew007]

光耀是傻佬

[wikichua]

my comment is simple.... just "HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[windslasherx]

really tropical and standard Singaporean song haha.

[torqu3monst3r]

living in sg is a torture, having to pay government with our hard earn money(just my opnion, no offence), erp, gst, income tax, blablabla the list goes on and on.. everything the government say always right(they protected by law) we cannot say anything

[Puddingloves]

Oh come on, it's a parody (though some truth in it)...