Star Control II - ZEX's Demise

[RampantFanGirl22]

Daaaaaaaaamn. D: I actually like ZEX, this just makes me sadface...

[Hero1980]

lol

[ladystorykeeper]

is ZEX a girl or a boy?

[ZarlaSheenaza]

I'm pretty sure ZEX is male. :D

[Uroxbechu]

They actually refer to him as a he in-game, IIRC.

[ladystorykeeper]

i like the VUX theme

[Shavarnarak]

And so you (sort of) saved a group of maidens with japanese names from a perverted tentacle monster.

[Marpharrore]

I saw him wanting to add you to the menagerie coming from a million miles away, and I STILL physically recoiled from the monitor.

[ZarlaSheenaza]

HE JUST WANTS TO LOVE YOU

[ReverendSyn]

Serves the dishonorable butthole right.

Unfortunately you don't get the Maidens he was talking about either either

[ZarlaSheenaza]

Uh, yes you do.

[ReverendSyn]

Really, I figured they were destroyed with his ship by the Beast. He certainly didnt give them to you beforehand.

[ZarlaSheenaza]

They're on his planet when you go look, along with the rest of his menagerie.

[ReverendSyn]

Alright.

[BatNeko]

*sniffle* Poor dead pervert.

[toomuchdespair]

Zarla, you really need to update these clips with versions with voices. It's like playing Portal without sound on.

In fact, while I'm on that topic, you HAVE to play Portal. Best 3 hours of my life, except for that other time...

[ZarlaSheenaza]

The voices make me want to stab my eardrums with an icepick so no I don't think I'll be doing that. 8D

[lycaonvulpes]

After seeing all the ZEX vids I am strangely compelled to go read some ZEX/Captain slash if it exists. Man you weren't kidding...TOTALLY WANTS A PIECE OF CAPTAIN!!

[ZarlaSheenaza]

I DON'T THINK IT EXISTS WHICH MAKES ME SAD because it totally should not that I'm writing any myself cough

[TMMQuicksilver]

This guy was UBER-creepy. I didn't like the way he talked about human features at all. I forget what he said. "That delightful rubbery skin" or something like that but with 300% more molestation implied.

BTW,"Play this game or I'll kill you" Is definately how I feel telling people to try this game.

[ZarlaSheenaza]

Hee hee. Going by memory, it's something like "and hair covering only some parts of your bodies, leaving other parts bare and smooth! Mmm!"

[uraniumdeath]

It's known the guy is into beastiality. Who else has a menagerie of disgusting creatures? And what's more disturbing, he wanted to stick his wiener into you. But realising this won't happen, asks his cadets to start up his modified intruder (The Vux ship), because realising his glorious death.

[ZarlaSheenaza]

Hahahaa, I love ZEX so much.

[Commisama]

"My chiton rasps and moistens with excitement!"

So much for subtlety, Zex. xD