Stupid Game Show Answers - Dumb Luck II

[Teletran35]

God I miss Bob Barker

[get1modernwarfare2]

Racism pays off! }{-D

[MrPresidentFox]

Jerry Lewis the mind-reader.

[PanderflyLUV]

"She makes diet pills." "...Doesn't she ever take them?"

OMG so rude! D:

lol

[DarkRonin21]

Jerry Lewis is the man

[FlexibleTerror]

A blanc blanc blanc theese blanc round things blanc to blanc.

Makes total fucking sense.

[versatilethearcane]

2:03 Tom Brady?

[brothersVan]

COOKIES

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

I remember catching that episode of What's My Line. That was the most funniest thing Jerry Lewis meant that as a joke. I died laughing 3:00 in the morning!!!

Fat woman who makes diet pills.........LMFAO!!!

[MountainHawkPYL]

The gesture on the Password clue should have gotten buzzed.

[iPhalanx]

@MountainHawkPYL The gesture was allowed only cause the clue was so god-awful.

[Scorcho44]

Buddy Hackett ftw

[andy4226uk]

1:45 racism FTW!

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

@andy4226uk This ain't racism. This is stereotyping. Racism is more like showing hate or a particular dislike towards a race or sometimes religion which is always a negative expression.

Stereotyping is can be both positive and negative.

[orangeducks1]

@Str4t0sPh3rE I looked up racism...

racism |ˈrāˌsizəm|

noun

the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.

[hunterjacob2]

0:30 thats nothing barney got it in one guess :D

[zombiephiliac]

@hunterjacob2 It was pretty legen.... wait for it...... dary!

[carolkath]

@XOmangoXO She was a larger woman and he was trying to make a (rather mean, imo) joke that she made diet pills. Turned out that's what she made. I've seen a longer clip of this, where after he says "Doesn't she take them at any time?" she tells them that she has already lost 50 pounds.

[KaiserVadin]

Round hmmmm SAW ?

[ferrettamer1]

Hey! There's Barney's dad!

[saxytexasboy77]

Blank blank blank these blank round things blank the blank.......sounds like a new language.

[charlespeterwatson]

Doesn't the $749 prize winner look like Christine Keener?

[xxAffrikaxx]

2:08 - shipoopie!!

[Benbgg]

1:45 Real Life Eric Cartmen 

[Chrgrs17]

Being a teenager, I can only imagine how awesome it would be to live in a time when people weren't so darn sensitive. Political correctness is ruining our society. People just can't take a joke anymore. It's sad.

[ThickNCurly1]

2:15 . he was able to guess "lap" because the woman gestured to her lap when she said secretary

[aznmaplemaster]

i'm laughing hysterically btw

[aznmaplemaster]

coooooooooooooooookieeeeeeees!­

[pepinator2000]

the world was better without so many political correct crap. the country with most jews! lol!!!

[gbthebeast32]

@pepinator2000 i know right....i miss the days i never saw

[markman278]

The sad part with the hollywood squares guess... His logic made total sense as stereotypical as may be

[LMA629]

hahaha the country with the most jews. and he was right lol

[thexhorrorloverx33]

cookies!

[thexhorrorloverx33]

749!:P

[chickenygoodness]

There actually was an old-fashioned type of lap desk with a hinged top for keeping supplies inside, that was sometimes referred to as a "secretary". So secretary and lap could have still had a vague connection even in the 60's or 70's

[bigpyro1618]

Round things are cookies, always.

[TheYouwontgetit]

the country with the most jews...

[WaterFlowingUG]

The "Jews" response was great.

[superbird520]

2:08, his jubilation fills my heart with content, his voice and shnaz remind me of someone. Anyways great collection thanks for sharing

[Meighan618]

Secretary=lap??

[rjakobi]

Buddy is all just "wait, I was just trying to racist" and he gets the right answer.

[warriorsfan19]

@rjakobi Well I wouldn't say he was trying to be racist, considering that he's also Jewish himself.

[uofmrules1]

@1:42; You fuckin asshole!

[honeybee3333]

@uofmrules1 I agree. That was completely rude!

[uofmrules1]

@honeybee3333 I know, but that's how it was back then. Try that today.

[LoafOfPint]

@uofmrules1 You can still get away with it to a degree, as long as you make it clear that it's in jest. If he'd just flat-out insulted her with no humour attached then he would have been censured even back then. Even today there's something a bit funny about an overweight person manufacturing dietary products, just like a lot of professional cleaners have messy houses.

[uofmrules1]

@LoafOfPint You know you watch it again and you're right. He was of course being sarcastic with the answer, but still it's a little insulting.

[kryceksangel]

Leave it to a commedian to get it right

[d1phsycotic]

i realy dont understand how she get's cookie.... does anyone?

[Dripley13]

Where is that guy looking? 1:45

[djharms86]

I'm gonna have to sit down and regain my composer after that!!!

[Majinken07]

0:57

Darth Vader: "Come to the dark side!

We have a blank blank blank these blank round things blank to blank!"

Woman: "Cookies!"

Darth Vader: "...that works too!"

[riggsdj]

"The country with the most Jews." lol.

[HurriShane00]

@riggsdj thanks for ruining the vid.

[riggsdj]

@HurriShane00 How exactly did I ruin anything?

[HurriShane00]

@riggsdj For Quoting the vid. dumbass. Everyone always glances down at the top comments, Which you got 55 thumbs up for Quoting the vid, how original so you ruined the punchline by quoting it. It's hard NOT to glance down at the top comments when you are watching the vid. Just TRY to post an original comment and don't just quote it.

[riggsdj]

@HurriShane00 Ok, so because I mentioned not even the funniest part of one of the multitude of jokes in this clip, the whole thing is ruined? I apologize if i ruined the sanctity of youtube vids for you. What could I have been thinking, wanting to share a moment I found humorous. No, no, you're right; it's totally my fault you didn't just watch and enjoy the vid. My bad.

[HurriShane00]

@riggsdj Good as long as admit to it LMAO

[SweetZombiJesus]

Cute butt on the first chick.

[Vorbis5]

that password one could have been an inside joke

[PhoenixKDIX]

50% of all Nobel Prize winners are Jewish. Jews make up less than 1% of the world's population. Stereotypes exist for a reason. Think about a Chinese Jew. THINK ABOUT IT.

[TomValedro]

Jews are all doctors!

[angelsgravity]

2:26 hey its Orville Redenbaucher (popcorn guy, yeah I know i probably misspelled it)

[Luckeydz]

She gets a "cookie" for saying cookie and getting it right. Get it cause she said cookie and… oh never mind

[redsoxxx1234]

when all else fail just guess cookies

[fiddlefiend]

@redsoxxx1234 i don't know, the only real clue is round...i woulda guessed boobies :9

[matrixphijr]

@redsoxxx1234 Or just say, "Secretary"

[virginiarules510]

During the last one, she gestured toward her lap when she said, "Secretary..."

[5jerry1]

I don't know how these answers are stupid if they're right.

[jaethemus17]

@5jerry1 the segment is called 'dumb luck II' so its just how lucky their dumb answers were :)

[5jerry1]

@jaethemus17

Sounds right...:-)

[forgingiron123]

Step 1: Secretary

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Lap

[zapikachu]

@forgingiron123 Long ago, a lot of men in the office would tell their secretaries to sit on their lap. It's a sexist gesture in the office with women. Back then it was normal.

[Lostkiwi123]

Looks like he chose the right wife

[superman32101]

You can't really call Buddy a racist when he wasn't wrong.

[antster1983]

@superman32101 Besides, Buddy himself came from a Jewish family.

[nelsonzepeda666]

hahaha bob barker was pisst lol

[Broncosfan131]

2:16 ...dance

[shagoosty]

@theshadowsonic123 You're an idiot. 

[theshadowsonic123]

@shagoosty your the idiot for reading this!

[shagoosty]

@theshadowsonic123 I would have to disagree, I'm unable to know what something is going to say before I read it.

[theshadowsonic123]

@shagoosty oh i am dearly srry

[Monuver]

I come from a Jewish family. My father and grandfather are both doctors.

[DaBigChalk1991]

you gotta love buddy hackett

[DevilGirlz101]

WAit, who is Jerry Lewis???

[Kyronea]

@DevilGirlz101 A famous American comedian, primarily from the 50s-70s. Starred on  The Honeymooners, among other things.

[guilttascharged]

@Kyronea You are wrong... Jackie Gleason and Art Carney starred on the Honeymooners, Jerry Lewis had nothing to do with that show.

[Kyronea]

@guilttascharged D'oh, that's right. My mistake.

[guilttascharged]

@DevilGirlz101 He was a famous comedian but he didn't star on the Honeymooners, he was part of the Dean Martian and Jerry Lewis Duo.

[fgsfds8]

That first lady is so cute how she keeps jumping. D:

[JustinBlottin]

For Jerry Lewis... it wasnt luck. It was Talent

[Zynyster]

I love Jerry Lewis

[DominicRiv]

I don't get the last one. Can someone explain to me? 'Lap' - secretary... ? Huh?

[fmcneillii]

@DominicRiv the word was lap and he got it right even though the hint she gave him was only secretary.

[Troublesome2008]

@fmcneillii

She was kinda giving him a hint with the way she moved her arms though...

[nocalsteve]

@DominicRiv It's a bit dated now, but it used to be a joke that when a man was having an affair with his secretary that she'd be taking "dictation" while sitting on his lap. It doesn't make much sense today because there aren't many personal secretaries left, and everyone would automatically think sexual harassment.

[SoulWolff]

This reminds me of the time I was playing something like a game show, where someone wrote down the answer to a random personal question (could have been anything), and then everyone else had to guess his answer. I randomly said "The answer to the next question is 5." The question, which I found out afterward? "What is your lucky number?"

[kutiegurk]

The doctor to ppl population and the diet pill was the funniest

[kutiegurk]

for the price is right it took the lady long enough to react and realize that her answer was correct lmao

[charlespeterwatson]

Doesn't the first contestant look like Catherine Keener?

[humilisadvena]

I'm thinking that the secretary thing had to be some sort of inside joke between them or something, he had somewhat of a knowing look on his face during the laughter.

[SovereignBlonde]

Buddy Hacket....one of the best blue comics ever. He was hardcore before there was hardcore.

[nkpersian]

I really did NOT expect the israel question to be right. That waz halarious! :)

[johnnycajxrt]

Jerry Lewis... wayyyyyy before my time, but i still had to laugh

[Taxi502]

how bout whats my line from the 50's with the diet pills line- 'doesnt she take any?' reminiscent of a better time. when everything wasnt so dam politically correct. when you could make a joke because thats all it was! just a fucking joke!. i would love for the present time to revert back to better times. now u cant make a joke about anyone or anything cause it might 'hurt their feelings', jeez people, when did america become so soft?

[HomestarRunner20X6]

@Taxi502 You're obviously a white American hetero Christian male.

[Taxi502]

@HomestarRunner20X6 all correct except the christian part. i dont know how old ur are but there was a time not too long ago when whites could crack jokes about blacks and blacks could cut up whites. they were just jokes, no riots ensued from the movie blazing saddles or richard pryor calling us honkeys and crackers. everyone is so dam sensitive. its why people arent as thick skinned as they use to be. its also why 50% of the country is on meds for emotional problems. cause were too soft now days

[5jerry1]

@Taxi502

You are so right about everything you said. People have to stop being such weak little crybabies.

[drone713]

@Taxi502 Don't get your panties in a bunch, missy.

[Taxi502]

@drone713 someone has to. or i can be a pushover like u

[drone713]

@Taxi502 oooooo! You're such a hero!

[iluvwerewolves88]

Just guess cookies the answers always cookies

[zweimeterzwerg]

what a heartwarming laugh of that "the country with the most jews" guy :D

[ham236]

1:29 i didn't know we evolved from crows...

[jvan747]

You AGREE with that?

[rylestknuckles]

Jerry Lewis FTW.

[MPL029]

Jerry Lewis, while getting her occupation right...was extremely rude at her expense..making a joke about her weight. What an ass.

[GuttedPig]

@MPL029 I have a feeling you're over-weight.

[MPL029]

@GuttedPig no..just have empathy.

[Cinemaphobia]

THE ONES WITH THE JEWS

[Erioas]

Jerry Lewis.. so attractive.

[SmashLiXs]

one of my aunts is a doctor & my whole family is jewish

[jumbybird]

The way Buddy comes of... it kinda sounds racist... but you know what?

Everything is racist to Jews... they are the most hypersensitive people on the planet. Even saying the word "Jew" is offensive to them if you're not jewish...

[STNeish]

@jumbybird Well, to be fair, they are one of the most persecuted peoples in history. I mean, not so very long ago, someone even tried to wipe them all out.

[antster1983]

@jumbybird Buddy was Jewish himself...

[Travsterable]

The one about the doctor part, it's so NOT racist xD I mean, it's true :P and In a way it is a GOOD thing to have doctors around so....xD

[hackajim]

did she just accidentally randomly answer cookies and win?

[jhillst]

In the Password clip, it looks like she (perhaps absent-mindedly) gave a physical clue by moving her hands down to her lap. Guess the judge didn't catch that.

[Cocoaben]

@jhillst she did do that on purpose

[fastbreak333]

@jhillst I'm pretty sure the judge was too busy laughing like hell to have noticed that gesture.

[WhiteTiger225]

@jhillst You can mime a little.

[LoafOfPint]

@jhillst Seeing as he appeared to be staring straight at her face (and who wouldn't? What a babe), I don't know how much attention he would have paid to that. I'm guessing there was some sort of personal story going on there that only they knew about.

[foxxyloxx]

"She makes diet pills. Doesn't she take them at any time?" Ha ha Jerry- the joke's on you bc when you grow up, you're not gonna be such a twig yourself. lol.

In what world does the clue "secratary" automatically lead to "lap"?

And as far as Buddy Ebsen goes, it's more of a fact than a stereotype. Also, it's not an offensive stereotype either, so the point is moot.

[SeymourBluffs07]

@foxxyloxx -- That was Buddy Hackett the Comedian not Buddy Ebsen the Actor

[JBHero12]

fake

[SuperHeroR]

There's a fine line between stereotype and facts. Half the time, it's so close to call.

[Marm4lade]

Actually, the health care system in Israel is almost completely government funded so there are many doctors and they get payed very little. I still don't believe in labeling everything "Racist" though, there are a lot of jewish doctors in the US and what he said was just a joke because he probably didn't know the answer. He was correct for completely different reasons, the only racist thing is to assume that Israel is overflowing with doctors because jews can't do any other kind of work.

[whatever3132]

What country has the highest doctor to patient ratio?

The country with the most Jews.

It's not racist if it's true!

[OhJustCallMeLuke]

The "Lap" gal saw too much Office Pr0n...

[fisher10000]

If the first team doesn't guess the puzzle the other team comes up and gets to fill in the blanks by calling out the numbers in the blanks. The players alternate until someone gets it. Looks like she picked blank number 5 and got the word "round" and was able to guess off of that word.

[Ninjaheiro]

you know what they call a jewish lady's boobs? jubes

[sydtull]

Looks like Jerry Lewis is the one who needs those diet pills now!

[estupido7490]

@sydtull Oh man so harsh yet so true.

[leralon]

OMG COOKIES!?!?!? you gotta be shittin me

[onenonlyprincess2]

Thank god for Jerry Lewis. Lol

[VAD6909]

that guy buddy reminds me of my managerial finance teacher, he worked for goldman sachs then got fired and decided to teach and he didnt like jews that much lmao

[BraniusBalki]

I would have thought Cuba had the most docters per head of population.

[NomorelGN]

lol 1st time see someone play price is right so calmly and slowly

[RayNDeere]

On the Password clip ("secretary"), who is the guy she gives the clue to?

[andy4226uk]

1:45 Racism FTW!

[shartallover]

1:40 who is that guy?



[blewidescorpio]

@shartallover Jerry Lewis

[guydudeasian]

It wasn't dumb luck on the last one. She moved her hands across her lap.

[JimmytheNoob]

see kids? racism can earn you lots of money after all!

[CoolJohnDog]

"Secretary..."

"Lap?"

WAIT WTF

[ben1234565]

@CoolJohnDog i would bet money that is something they do in the bedroom.. hahah

[greenorange75]

@CoolJohnDog Oho!

[StikManJones]

@CoolJohnDog i thought people were whores now but damn they must have done some horny shiit back then. secretaries reverse cowgirl in laps.

[the06bug]

@CoolJohnDog Apparently she was using a "Pyramid-scheme" of a clue!

[zapikachu]

@CoolJohnDog Back then in the old times, men who had secretaries always would tell their secretaries to sit on their laps.

[superwifey07]

@CoolJohnDog good old days

[SabishiiNekolein]

jerry lewis is a genius :)

[nobadges]

Jews because they have a doctor in every family....lol that's hilarious but true.

[RabidDog51]

@nobadges that guy looks like ernie from george lopez. even sounds like him too

[silencesoloud12]

@nobadges I'd go with India, everybody knows that all Indians are doctors.

[ZephyrEcho]

@nobadges Maybe a PHD but my family doesn't know any medical doctors.

[VirginiaBeachNative]

The Pillsbury DoughBoy invented YouTube!!

[SuperFailover]

0:58 Cookies?????

[Audiomancer]

Am I the only one that thinks the clock game woman is attractive?

[LoticaStudios]

@Audiomancer Same.

[RyvernRaigon]

1:15 LOL that was mean but damn hilarious. Because she is chubby/fat he quickly though diet pills! and it turns out it was that xD, poor lady. That girl at 0:55 reminds me of my little cousin, her guesses are really dumb and disturbing, like once i said something red that you can drink(i was referring to some juice, she's 9 so i made is simple) and she said blood...i didn't even knew how to react to that...

[gkvaderwolf06]

I love Buddy Hackett!!! :)

[Indygoguy]

What Buddy Hacket said was not "racist". IT was the recognition of a true CULTURAL trait that is peculiar to an ethnic group. It is simply foolish to deny that ethnic groups also have their own cultures.

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Lap wasn't that impressive she put her hands on her lap and gave it away.