New Moon PARODY

[darkhaze2095]

1:33 BEAST MODE!!!! LOL!

[darkhaze2095]

EH !MAN

[GurahkWeavile]

My sis is a big Twilight fanbrat. And she saw New Moon and she thought it was shit.

[MoonShadowWolfe]

@NostalgicSince2005 If Stephanie Meyer is to be believed (sadly, I was once at a point in my fully regretted Twilight phase where I went on her website and read the entire FAQ) it is because the new moon is the darkest night of the month, and this is the darkest period in Bella's life.

She takes her damn books so seriously, but you wouldn't know that from reading them. That's why I eventually lost interest.

[TF2Fan101]

BEAST MODE!!!

Da f**k?

[abby3496]

BEAST MODE!!!!!!

[Jacob9k1]

Yah mon, we sparklepires be jammin'

[TF2Fan101]

11/20/09... The day everyone pissed themselves with laughter.

LOL!!! 2 True!!

[Rhoeysama]

Lol.

[thedarkdefenders4]

thats the first time i think i have ever heard allie lol :(

[Whattheheck136]

its funny because i hate it so much

[videogamemusicfm]

awesome parody of an unbelievably shitty film xD

[tnpan]

I'd like to climb her summit, aw dayum!

She fucking gashed her finger on that wrapping paper.

[kaela21414]

I DONT GET WHY HE THREW HER

[barbaro267]

BEAST MODE!

[cookie120210]

ROFL XD i love this XD lol XD grate job! XD

[alexnune2]

(dies with laughter).

[MultiversePatroller1]

"BEAST MODE!!!"

Best. Lulzycrossover. Ever. Thanks for the laugh, DCE! :D

[Indi8976]

XDDD This is fucking gold.

[Jonasfan0999]

Dude I'm a Twilight fan(realy only new moon because Bella jumps off a cliff and that gay wad Edward leaves her stupid self) and that was the funnyest parody ever made!

[MoonShadowWolfe]

Yeah. The other books were fine, kind of entertaining, but New Moon actually came close to emotional intensity, which surprised me.

The movies, however, remain to be shit.

[sinister852]

to je to :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 4-ever

[Rochaableful]

ahhahhahaahahahah a legendo

perv 4-ever :D

[sinister852]

hahaha jadan nije se moga pomaknit mater izvisila xDDDDDd

[Rochaableful]

a znan

ajme caca mi se nalija jucer...rekla mater da je lega u krevet da se nije moga pomaknut...dosli su doma minut prie mene xD

[sinister852]

hahaha a tija san napisat MAKLI al jbg pobiglo xD

[Rochaableful]

:D haha ali da za sve one koji su MALI xD

pasalic-veliki johnny a jurlina little xD

[sinister852]

haha a nego rasta :D

[Rochaableful]

hahahaha yo man malo si maka ;))

[sinister852]

i đamin in a nemadalo xDDD

[Rochaableful]

hahah sviće za rodendan hahah

[lordofzaptherapy]

Who else would LOVE it if Bob Marley came back as a Vampire?

[raveouse]

@lordofzaptherapy that would be fuckin' badass.

as long as he was in no way associated with twilight that is >_>

[uberari]

id like o see a vazul vid with this... you don't have to see the movie ill sacrifice myself if you'd like XD

[ILuvShadow777]

Bob Marley as a vampire? Hell yeah.

[CircuitSoldier]

Why do all the women sound like the spam lady from Monty Python? ha.

[PaperRayman]

BEASHT MODE!!!!

[pkt1tripe]

"BEAST MODE!"

Yeaz! Beast Wars reference

[HyperMoeMan]

if fire is these vampire only weakness then they wouldn't go near any fire for fear of it thus candels would be a way to get rid of these sparkly, emo chalenged, gaytards. in closing all the charaters in twilight are as usefull as a wet paper bag in a rain storm.

[lordofzaptherapy]

I wouldn't mind this series if the Vamps did anything else but fucking SPARKLE. That was the worst decision made since Custer's last stand.

[gojira12345678910]

BEEEAAASSSHHHHTTTT MODE!

[DarksidesHeartless]

We got you a toilet roll birthday cake!

[AquamarineLoveStudio]

OMG UR MY HERO!!!!

[lordofzaptherapy]

I wouldn't mind Bob Marley coming back as a Vampire. lol.

[henritje19]

Bob Marley FTW!

[charizardag]

LOL I loved how you said "BEAST MODE!"

[Stupidfart9876]

Lulz, WEEEEEE

[PumaFau]

the Bob Marley part made me lol

[DementedDiva]

omg Alice's voice cracks me up every time.

[thesa2bshadow01]

i did love this movie but i have to say this shit is hilarious! XD

[dhathor]

"BEAST MODE!"

[Lolichan15]

Bob Marley has returned from the grave to be in some shitty vampire chick flick, just like Cedric Diggory. lol.

[DigimontamerB]

I'm going to the movie this tuesday JUST to shout beast mode.

[steventhemaster]

good one DCE

[silverblade357]

BEAST MODE! Awesome!

[MultiversePatroller1]

It's da ghost of Bob Marley, mon! XDDD

Nicely done, DCE. Nicely done.

[Lightspeeds]

DCE can you please make a rifftrax for this movie!

[RandomDCE]

Rifftrax?

[Lightspeeds]

Just look em up here.

[Slayerkid16]

@RandomDCE Rifftrax is basically what your doing now exept with more clips from the movie.

[thisislameification]

haha i have a friend named nick, and that last line there "i saw your mom makin new moon -- shut up nick" is now our line! xD btw: BEAST MODE. is my facebook status. xD

[emeraldthechao174]

"BEAST MODE!" Long lost childhood memory returning =D

[GirBrothers4n5]

lol "here i come...BEAST MODE!!"

[theunstoppableplaya]

LOL the pardody would be better then the movie myself.DCE i got an offer show this pardoy to a movie company.And you will be famous. Think about it.

[TheHateYouHATEYOU]

lol'd at the " FUCK YOU!" part and " i"ll just sleep on the floor yay!"

[PS2SUPERSTAR23]

lol  "i have to go check my myspace" wat a pissa

[MariaSkinny]

Marry me.

[krystaldragon17]

I'll say this right now after seeing the movie: Jacob's wolf form looks like Toboe from Wolf's Rain.

[darkrider8989]

BEAST MODE wtf? XD

[wickedwitchwest12323]

new moon is the funniest comedy I ever saw. XD.......wait----my friends are IM-ing me this isn't a comedy.........F**K.

[JackelSpicer]

lol the dumbass who wrote twilight ruined vampires AND werewolves.

lol what a dumbass bitch

[ZaikiTheLycan]

Stephine Myer?

[MistyWater7]

BEAST MODE.

[vanyen8]

1:15 BOB MARLEY! lol best part XD

[addicted2drwho]

this is hilarious

[CaptainOlimar247]

0:06 You do a good Bill Clinton impression.

[Deliverance115]

Bob Marley LOL. Awesome.

[crazydude903]

now if you excuse me i have to check my myspace page. XD

[xCrazyJayx]

BEAST MODE!

[ZaikiTheLycan]

Bob Marley is the only good thing in Twilight

Let's see how they screwed that up in New Moon

[327HUH]

Not even Bob Marley could help Twilight

[ZaikiTheLycan]

I know, but his celebrity appearance made it all the funnier. I also find it funny that Bob Marley is the only black vampire in the movie... so he's Blackula!

[327HUH]

YEak. But they should probably call him-Blabcula.

[ZaikiTheLycan]

Your reference is lost on me

[327HUH]

Isaid Blabcula cuz his name is Bob, and he's the only black guy in the ffilm.

[ZaikiTheLycan]

What kind of vampire name is Bob?

[327HUH]

What kind is Edward? i don't know

[ZaikiTheLycan]

Edward is kinda vampir-isk, but Bob sounds like somebody in accounting, not a blood sucking vampire.

[327HUH]

Edward is a gay, poor excuse for a vampire, no wait, he's not a vampire, he's some gay moron dressed as a vampire.

[ZaikiTheLycan]

I never said he was a vampire, I said that his name was vampire-isk. And the word you're looking for is Gaypire.

[TheHateYouHATEYOU]

He's actually a fairy

[GirBrothers4n5]

@327HUH that drinks cool aid as an excuse for blood to justify his gayness

[327HUH]

@GirBrothers4n5 that was kool-aid, thought it was drank fruit punch.

[krystaldragon17]

You wanna know how they screwed him up? They let the wolves kill him, that's how.

[ZaikiTheLycan]

To be fair, his is a flat character, and thus has no need for survival.

[lmckay023]

BEAST MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slayerkid16]

Ha toilet role birthday cake.

[SirQuackenbush]

Beast mode part was the best. TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!

[BenJenkins19830215]

fucking class act brother

[GreyMatter00Duh]

Even if Billy Mayes advertised it, I would not want to see it.

[plus8game]

weird i made a bob marley jofe when i saw this trailer

[DarkSpineScott]

"We got you candles and a toilet roll birthday cake." Nice job RandomDCE, you just made this film 100X better.

[procopato]

I still can't believe a lot of girls love the twilight saga in such a fanatical, hive minded manner. Good parody RandomDCE, the twilight saga is just ASKING to be made fun of.

[ninjasolidsnake]

bad plot devolpent lots of plot holes one dimensional characters in sult to english lititure oh and vampires dont spakle. how many points do i get?

[CMCK1001]

BEAST MODE!!!

Love it!

[lordofzaptherapy]

Bob Marley as a vampire would be amazing.

[MoonShadowWolfe]

If I survive this bought of laughter, albeit with lungs that will never be the same again, I will pass this along to my sister. Here's to hoping she doesn't suffocate.

[DarkplaceAssistant]

November 20th was my birthday......;.;

[Guciom]

mine to oh the horror!!!!

[journeythroughhell]

That sucks, I hope no one offered cinema tickets.

[DarkplaceAssistant]

Thankfully,no one did.

[SSmasked]

I lol'd at the "WHEEEEEEE"

[dratinifan13]

I hated this movie.

[daniakarick]

if only the movie was this funny...

[llahsram555]

there can never be enough beast wars refences

[Donutman960]

BEAST MODE!!!!

[VidNationNut]

"I broke the piano" - that's okay, Amy Winehouse was going to use it when writing her new album anyways.

"He left me, whatever shall I do?" Well, I've got a suggestion: get a dildo, or a life, ffs!

[EmtyThe1st]

Twilight: New Moon

A girls choice between Necrophilia and Beastiality......

[adayday246]

omg haha so hilarious

nice video!

[KratostheDark07]

Beast Wars reference for the win!

[BillyStudios]

WEEEEE

[Qman9999990]

it all makes sense those arent werewolves, THERE TRANSFORMERS

[darkgomugomu]

People said that the werewolf looked terrible, and when i saw the thing upclose....i share that opinion. It doesn't even look like a wolf! it looks like an aneorexic bear with rabies.

[n1g3ld34c0n]

Psh... I'm a Twilight fan, but this was fucking funny. Good stuff, DCE.

And LOL. Beast Mode indeed. Nice... (Beast Wars FTMFW O_O xD)

Twitards need to get a life. They make the REAL Twilight fans like me - the ones who don't go completely off their heads every time someone makes fun of Twilight - look bad. >.>; Though I'm sure my kind are pretty much a rarity. Imma Twilight fan with a sense of humour.

[Omegashadowyoshi]

Ur right.

I believe everyone has a right to their opinion even if its something i dont like like twilight.

Whereas the obnoxious fangirls that are everywhere that bitch and moan if you say its not perfect need to shut up.

I feel the same way about sonic fanboys. They make real sonic fans like me look bad.

[n1g3ld34c0n]

Indeed.

[raveouse]

Frankly, the twilight movies wouldn't've been NEARLY as bad if it wasn't for the fucking twilight fangirlies. i can understand that twilight has alot of female sex appeal-but when i see a hot girl in a movie taking her shirt off, i might think "whoah, sweet". but i heard that the premiere of new moon, when the guys took their shirts off, every girl in there started making tiny little yelps of glee. i'm just like,"how fucking old are all of you?"i'm starting to think that the idea of man being...

[raveouse]

(continuation)of man being more perverted than woman has reversed. at least guys don't start fucking screaming out loud "omfg, amanda fox is taking her shirt off"(just an example)...but what's so pathetic-my god-SO FUCKING PATHETIC-is that a girlie dumped her boyfriend cuz he wasn't enough like edward from twilight. i'm like,"wtf-you do know that edward is a fucking made-up character by stefanie meyer right?"people have to notice the line between REALITY and FANTASY. for instance-i'm...

[SailorStarfire07]

I lol'd.

Alice's voice was the best.

[itskatiecatherine]

lmfao BEAST MODE!

[KingPiccolOwned]

Totally.

[HawkingFord]

I can tell this video will be falsely flagged by millions.

[badgep]

Oh god look out ..... BEAST MODE

[XXXBloodRedTearsXXX]

i love when jaspers in the air. WHEEEE!!!!

[lunaontherun16]

OMG, This video made me laugh so damn hard. XD

Great job, man!

[snowman5443]

BEAST MODE!!!

Epic

[primal2020]

look at the tags....lol

[girlishgamer1]

You do a great Bill Clinton impression did you know that?

[mutsumifruit3]

I'm sorry but that was not one of your best videos. It wasn't funny.

[richtea345]

'lookout'

'BEAST MODE!'

hilarious

[Mlink187]

Jammin in the name of the lord

aaahhhha!

[TFLegendReborn]

New Moon in a Nutshell. Perfect rendition.

[DarkDrifterUK]

You've done it again DCE, nice work. ^^

[ABUsIVEUkE]

"11/20/09, the day everyone pissed themselves with laughter!"

there is no other words to discribe how terribly right you are about that for us anti-twitards XD!

[Chaos9000000]

Oh shit its Bob Marley. XD

[7307093]

ok that was good.

[Freeburnerr]

What? 11/20/09? I thought there was only 13 months...

[Videogamer0011001011]

Freeburnerr:

Nooo...

There are twelve months, an infinite amount of years, and 28-31 days in a month (but 29 only happens once every four years).

[Freeburnerr]

Well, fellow Videogamer, you obviously do not understand the concept of sarcasm. Let me explain:

The majority of people already know that there are 12 months in a year. However, not everybody knows that in America the month goes first while in Britain the day goes first. I was using the fact that both myself and DCE are British to joke that the date is in the American format, while simultaneously making myself look like a fool on purpose by claiming there were 13 months instead of 12.

[Yxajjay]

you should make a movie XD

[randothepally]

Hey man, wanna see Twilight later?

Sorry. I'm straight.

Something said in my class the other day. :)

[TheAdamKyleChannel]

Epic

[Mitchal13579]

As much as I hate them, I hope fuckberg and shitzer make a twilight parody movie.

[Neotails8762]

I can see it now:

"COMING SOON IN THEATRES 2010:

VAMPIRE MOVIE"

[Videogamer0011001011]

Neotails8762:

It would probably be out in 2011, if it existed. Also, there aren't even that many vampire movies that are easy to make fun of that are out at the moment.

[slashermaster28]

videogamer- If there's one thing I've learned from Disaster movie, it's that if Friedberg and Seltzer decided to make fun of vampire films, they'd probably only put 2 or 3 vampire films in it while every other film they reference is a new movie that has nothing to do with vampires.

[KaitosTH]

Yeah...on things like this,you're like since this movie is shit why not make a parody of it plus the Twitards reaction will be great to see

[BlueLinedOwl]

God dies a little more with every Twilight sequel.

[blitzcomms4ever]

I saw new moon 5 days ago and I've been in bed every day after school ever since because the film actually made me angry that I am ready to break something or anything I can get my hands on

[psylentknight]

I applaud your Jamaican accent XDDD

[DemonPuppet987]

This was simply genius.

Although I'm scared of the thought of HOW you come up with these things.

[Rob88Uk]

We got you candles and a toilet roll birthday cake. LOL.

[FrobmanAKATillman]

Our inspiring female protagonist for FUTURE GENERATIONS!!!!

[Liamwitz]

I expected something more.

[irvinusy]

sofunny this is brill twifail more like

[racksultana]

I love that jamacian voice

[vimse12]

awesome :)

[motherplayer]

The bill clinton joke was a reference to Retsuprae eh? Those never get old. "my favorite toad is slippy toad if you know what I mean."

[KlairedelysArt]

Haha:) I'm a twilight fan and this is soooooo funny!!!! OMG make more of these!!!

(If people cant learn to take a joke then they need to buy themselves some humor cause this was FUNNY!!)

[NeoLucario]

BEAST MODE!

[Senushi7]

Jacob, terrorize!

[boomstick545]

vo;demort clearly didn't kill cedric good enough

[Kingakuzutto]

I knew it... Bob Marley is a vampire. You know what would make Twilight bearable? If they had zombies.

[Krukkie]

Big fat chance they'll be vegetarian.

[supervillan]

"Beast mode!" "the fuck?"

[MrStubenhocker]

The day everyone pissed himself with laughter

[Sorantheman]

It was a long time since you made these.

Good job.