YouTube Birthday Presents 2011

[versatilechicken]

you should do a video about your alcohol collection.

[ilovegnm]

@jamesrhodes1973 oh sorry...you made a fleshlight comment. why would you make fun of someone you like? thats kinnda weird....dont comment to something negatively if youre taking the time to watch it...

[ilovegnm]

@jamesrhode1973 what are you talking about...ive been a fan for over a year too...awkward...

[kellyman92]

@cutlerylover 100% is possible, its just very difficult to create and almost impossible to maintan in a normal environment.

[Spyke383]

real apple pie moonshine is really good

[GETTOCRACKONATOR]

i get a kick outta how u say maritime.

[garrity5]

dont smike the pope!

[cool25837005]

Merry Birthday!

[2238945gbs]

Jeff Illegal shine is watered down to anywhere from 35-50%. Your not gonna get anything stronger than that, its pretty much the same stuff as the liquor stores, just fresher and more expensive

[223dboy]

maybe there was something wrong with the shipping in canada

[austinundeadarmy]

hope you like the drawing jeff!

[ryanm7080]

is gus ur dog

[GriffinRampant1]

Jeff, you need to get some fresh baked soft pretzels w/ mustard. I tried this in Baltimore Inner Harbor and it was awesome!

[nichloasccook]

i thought the sock thing was humerus, because my friends and i used to have wars at my friends house where we would beat each other with a sock that was inside of a sock

[whatayawant]

That sphere looks just like the planet Jupiter....very cool looking.

[BananaBoat629]

Jeff it wasn't me who sent the dog treats...

[sleek555]

@MoooseTastic dirtbag

[grimreap93]

love the cableguy

[sae1095hc]

Molasses liquor = Rum

[JackedLobster]

No matter what you choose to use for pipe smoking, that lighter would be great for lighting cigars. There are, of course, different schools of thought about lighting cigars, but I get the best even burn from a torch lighter. I recomend ones with great warranties like Zippo Blu, Xikar and Solo, myself.

[kellyman92]

@Danthesoccer I know that drinking this alcohol would be impossible. i was saying that creating it is not. i never mentioned drinking at all. i use this stuff under a vacuum almost everyday, and funnily enoough i don't drink 100% alcohol, but i know it exists. and i am a chemist, currently studying a degree in medicinal chemistry at liverpool university.

[Danthesoccer]

@kellyman92 Good for you! Liverpool University is nice, although I have never been there. Aside from that, you can create it in a vacuum, but that is not readily available to the average person. It is possible to get it, but not to drink it. Also, how do you "use this stuff under a vacuum almost everyday?" I am curious. Lastly, using proper spelling and grammar would definitely help your case.

[thesurvivalking48]

year zippo pleas

[freezinglemons]

that's a peace dollar, not a morgan they stopped minting morgan dollars in 1922

[P226nut]

Jeff your morgan dollar is a peace dollar not a morgan dollar

[OnTheEdge72]

He didnt mess up with showing his address...Its the same address that on his channel for peeps to send him letters, gifts, post cards, ect.

[Garuda15]

You really live in middle of nowhere :P

[bobcat224]

Oh please eat one of the chicken jerky treats! Or send one to wreckless eating. Don't do that Chris.

[xenonkay]

Face value: $20

Composition: 99.99% pure silver

Finish: Specimen

Mintage: 200,000 coins

Diameter: 27mm

Weight: 7.96g

Edge: Serrated

For decades, the Maple Leaf has been one of Canada's most well-known symbols. Forming the letter C, the leaves adorning the piece seem to take flight, symbolizing Canada's strength and ability to grow.

Interesting that the French isn't a direct translation of the English on the same card. The French text reads "one of" so as to not to insult the Fleur-de-lys.

[mankiller009]

I just wanted to hang out..... NO BIG DEAL!

[antonb000]

you want spicy mustard? try russian mustard

[MrLolhacks]

@antonb000 In Soviet Russia spicy mustard tries you!

[ilovegnm]

@JamesRhodes1973 dont come here trying to troll..i dont know what you get out of that. pretty sure hes never done anything to you. thats a low life for ya.

[JamesRhodes1973]

@ilovegnm I have been a fan of Jeff's for over a year...Don't comment to someone when you don't know what you are talking about...

[SH4MZA]

hey can someone tell me the name of that knife it will be much appreciated :)

[alanle18]

My birthday was during summer so I didn't get to have a cookie in class either:(

[acmadsen]

Pillowcase full of bars of soap

(Stepbrothers) lol

[acmadsen]

I think homemade moonshine is 110 proof alcohol

[sanskimost911]

Jeff you left ur address on 2505 hemlock farms hawley pa18428 lol

[2238945gbs]

@sanskimost911

Its on his mainpage as his YT shipping adress, I dont think it was accidental

[TheGameIsMeKoK]

@sanskimost911 It's on his channel page, too. ...

[b0glify]

@sanskimost911 Thats his youtube shipping adress, it even says so on his profile

[miller1234567891000]

Jeff if you like the Shine u should try Popcorn's white Tennessee Whiskey. He was a illegal moonshiner before he killed himself he passed the recipe to a close friend who is making it legally so every one can enjoy I havent tried yet but I want to.

[KINGME0909]

hey Jeff you Need Make Some Apple pie With that shine Mix 50 Shine With 50 apple juice one apple slice and a Cin a stick lol

[iiMaGixZz]

on halloween put baby powder in your sock and whack it on peoples chests/stomachs. not only does it hurt like hell it leaves a huge white powder mess on their clothes

[Dasdfjkl]

That's a peace dollar. Nice! I would shine it with silver polish. 1922 isn't that collectable a year, and it looks so nice shiny.

[kyles007]

ahh...finishing up the schweddy balls while catching up on some cutlerylover vids. life is great

[JamesRhodes1973]

I wonder if his Christmas Fleshlight is keeping him happier....LOL....

[JamesRhodes1973]

@JamesRhodes1973 But he really doesn't need to do a review of it...

[ikill4joy]

Jeff I can imagine you running at a random with a dirty sock while Gus is at your side with his tongue out :)

[MrOntariofish]

you got dat you...tube....MONNNNNAY

[RickyTomatoes]

What's with all the hand written letters? I like the personal touch, but does no one own a printer these days?

[azhar414]

i have a bracelet made out of those tiger eyes stone

[MrOntariofish]

when i think of the name steven i think of the alice cooper song

I hear my name.

Is someone calling me ?

I hear my name.

That icy breath,

It whispers screams of pain.

[knifenutification]

honey mustard is the shit

[zippoarmor]

thats a peace dollar jeff!

[TheMrVert]

my bedside weapon of choice is a sock full of D batteries

[pikemazter]

When I hear Steven I think of the same thing. Love that movie......

Tested her out myself, not a drip....

[mam16cm]

"musztarda dobra teściowa" - mustard good mother-in-law

"łzy wyciska z najtęższego chłopa" - bring tears from strongest mens

[exacto98]

I didn't watch the video. I just thought maybe you should know Jeff, it's 2012 :P lol

[latag1993]

for pipe tobacco i recommend "Boswell's Chocolate Cream" one of the only pipe tobaccos ive tried that actually taste like chocolate =) It also makes you full for some reason hahaha.

[knifekid666]

my dad got that same shine one time :D lol

[joemlb15]

I have that Ronson lighter!!!! 

[ThatCoolGuyPat]

Make a video of you feeding Gus the treats!

[TheJ1991]

100% pure alcohol would absorb moisture so fast that it would self dilute making it less than 100% pure.

[Rogerthat5x5]

@cutlerylover It's was humbling seeing you go through those cards/letters and gifts! You have the best attitude and I wish more people could follow in your ways. Watching your videos has inspired me to get more active with videos on Youtube. I hope you have a prosperous and good year. Thanks for being you. Take care.

[guns4funca]

Sweet shot glass. Happy B-day

[PreppersTactics]

that is a Peace dollar, not a Morgan

[kellyman92]

@cutlerylover it is possible to get 200 proof, if you go by the old "proof is double abv" but that statement isnt strictly true. im a chemist, i would know :)

[cutlerylover]

@kellyman92 200 proof would mean the alcohol is 100%, is there such a thing as pure 100% aclhool? not 99.9999999 alcohol, but 100% PURE...I didnt think there was maybe Im wrong

[redneckrollercoast1]

@kellyman92 you can't it would self dilute PLUS you couldn't drink it!! moon shiners proof there whiskey after distilling. most of the time in the range to 95 to a 100 proof. there for making it about 50% by volume. and i have never ever heard of 200 proof whiskey. and plus it depends on your mash and how much of it you usually only get about 10% of whiskey out of your mash.

[Danthesoccer]

@redneckrollercoast1 Grain alcohol, like Everclear, can be up to 184 proof ethanol, and 3 % methanol, making it 190 proof (not really, but it would give the same effect).

[redneckrollercoast1]

@Danthesoccer ya but it also can damage the optical nerve and cause blindness.

[Danthesoccer]

@redneckrollercoast1 You are absolutely correct. I am not sure what this has to do with anything, though.

[Danthesoccer]

@kellyman92 As soon as alcohol is removed from a vacuum, it will absorb up to 2% of H20 from the air. Unless you drink it in a vacuum, you are not going to get 100% alcohol. Obviously you are not a chemist...

[baggedandblown]

@Danthesoccer Just because you can't have it in an open atmosphere doesn't mean that it never existed. 100% alcohol isn't defined by whether it is drinkable or not.

[Danthesoccer]

@baggedandblown I know. I said "UNLESS you drink it in a vacuum, you are not going to get 100% alcohol," for the purpose of the topic. In other words, I never said it didn't exist. Actually, I stated that you can have pure alcohol in a vacuum, but you cannot have it out of a vacuum.

[bagpipingpaddy]

weird, in britain its normal to start drinking alcohol at about age of 15!

[zTachikoma]

Love my tiger's eye stone, definitely one of the cooler looking minerals/rocks.

[Apoteoza]

"mustarda topra tescio-ova" or "musztarda dobra teściowa" translated "good mother-in-law mustard" mother-in-law jokes are veeery populular in poland. Postraffiam Fszystkich Polakufff.

[SnyperMac]

lol i told you i forgot the card but ur welcome for the hot sauce and shine,

[CopingWithTheTimes]

Not to be "nit-picky" but just so you are aware, thats a Peace Dollar rather than a Morgan. They made Morgans up until 1921. Very nice stuff you got from everyone. Hope you had a great New Years and Birthday.

[puckacostello1]

Hmm, you closely guard your life with guns knives weapons etc, but you would happily eat somthing sent to you from someone online that could quite possibly be laced with some nasties?

[cutlerylover]

@puckacostello1 everytime I eat somethgin from a stranger I take a chance, yes, I carry a gun to protect msyelf in a bad situation that I cant control I have thrown out some foods that were sent to me if they were not sealed or was sealed but didnt seem right

[flobberdob69]

Naww my letter didn't get read out :(

[dshrute13]

do you recognize my name Jeff? haha jk, nice video as always!

[MetallicaisMetal]

I know how you feel I never got to bring in cupcakes either

[justskate1111]

No link! D':

[kanesabian]

Justin is a hero! Please let me know how I can send you things; I would love to send you a few gifts and/or contact to. I hope you get partnership if you don't already have it.

[Cutlerylover4life1]

Get hemp wick to light ur pipes it has no taste as I am told

[brandoncormier4]

pei wooooh

[blanc10]

Hey Jeff, I think that ball is a whiskey stone. You freeze it and use it in your whiskey so it doesn't get watered down.

[cutlerylover]

@blanc10 I know what your talking about and I want those as well but this sphere is for that

[kanesabian]

I'm not into any on your hobbies; but I'm into your videos. You're such a nice person, with a honest and great personality... I'm 14 and I will take/agree with your advice on smoking drinking etc. keep it up :).

[NYGMENfan1]

Matches burn at a lower temp.Please try matches before a lighter.

[cutlerylover]

@NYGMENfan1 so do soft flame pipe lighters

[TGsasuke5655]

sweet vid jeff 

[kanesabian]

Where can I send you something?

[cutlerylover]

@kanesabian my address is on my home page

[Kilgore98]

When the "alarm" went off I literally sh*t bricks.

[NRXTM]

me gusta

[LXbomber]

Oh yeah I remember cable Guy that movie is funny and crazy well I think so.

[stopkaz]

Polish Musztarda. THE SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

[sasquatch446]

Santa's magic, so that's how.

[SNAFU111999]

I don't think that was a Morgan Dollar. The last ear Morgan Dollars were minted in was in 1921 not 1922. Great video.

[hord]

where is the link to the straight shine documentary?

[cutlerylover]

@hord just added it

[hord]

@cutlerylover Thank you, my friend :)

[LoboLady2007]

I think the empty bottle is a review in of it self and shows that it is good stuff so I think just seeing the empty bottle is enough of a review as far as I am concerned and I now know to see if I can find the stuff online. Some one does not just empty a bottle or Jar of stuff that is not good.

[1337Leva]

meh, last year's gifts where better... i like the lighter though.

[UnicornFunk321]

no one wants to see you smoke tobacco in a pipe. SMOKE A BLUNT NIGGA

[gzachary9941]

Jeff, use a hemp wick to light your bowl.

[rapdog90]

does anyone have suggestions for a first zippo i am looking to get into the hobby and was wondering if anyone had any favorites also great tags jeff and like always another awesome video

[550ParacordGuy]

@rapdog90 you should start out with a good old fashoned brushed chrome... not only are they a total classic, but theyre easily tricked with because they are completely smooth. also, they are cheap enough that you'll also be able to pick up some flints/fuel with the $ you save.

[ShakerHP]

HI Jeff...That looks like a Peace Dollar...

[mudjugXdipper]

garentee me and my friends moon shine would kick that store bought peice of shit! only 50%? my shit comes out of the worm at 190 proof

[cutlerylover]

@mudjugXdipper a more powerful alcohol doesnt mean its better, as Im not looking to get drunk I wouldnt enjoy somethgin that high in elcohol unless it was very flavorful

[DutchMannDan]

@cutlerylover speaking of moon shine, a pretty hilarious guy (he actually deceased recently) named Popcorn Sutton was on the show Moonshiners, he's is quite a character and they made a legal version of his Moonshine called Popcorn Sutton's Tennessee White Whiskey (I haven't tried it, I'm only 17)

[Tech467]

is absolute vodka 200 proof?

[p20]

@Tech467 NO

[cutlerylover]

@Tech467 nothing is 200 proof

[Ghost1321]

@cutlerylover 200 proof would be called ethyl alcohol.

[cutlerylover]

@Ghost1321 even that isnt 200 proof, nothign sis that pure on this planet

[baggedandblown]

@cutlerylover "Pure alcohol" is classed as 200 proof if you go by the US system.

[cutlerylover]

@baggedandblown but is there such a thing as pure alcohol...

[baggedandblown]

@cutlerylover Technically, all substances are impure to a certain degree, but waterless (ei. 100% alcohol) can be achieved by using a desiccant. Doing this can yield <1% water content, which would be class as 100% alcohol, or 200 proof.

[cutlerylover]

@baggedandblown so something than has less than 1% water in it would be considered 199.8 proof...at least in my opinion...lol

[baggedandblown]

@cutlerylover Find me any other liquid that is 100% pure. The only way you could obtain anything 100% pure is if you were able to sort through each molecule individually, and keep the liquid suspended without coming into contact with it, in a 100% complete vacuum. You might also want to somehow block all radiation, as you could consider alpha or beta particles as contamination...

[cutlerylover]

@baggedandblown exactly my point there is no 200% anything ;)

[cutlerylover]

@cutlerylover err I mean 200 proof, lol

[HDxZ0mBIE]

@cutlerylover theoretically there can be a 200 proof but nothing like that has ever been synthesized. 100% of anything is impossible to synthesize

[efletch91]

@HDxZ0mBIE @cutlerylover It's impossible to simply distill 200 proof ethanol. ethanol forms an azeotrope with water, and that azeotrope has a boiling point lower than that of ethanol itself. Azeotropes are mixtures of compounds in proportions such that they boil off together at the same temperature. Simple distillation cannot separate ethanol from water completely, for this reason.

[efletch91]

@HDxZ0mBIE @cutlerylover You can get 100 percent lab grade ethanol but this is not synthesized by simple distillation, they use various chemicals to get around azeotrope formation.

Sorry if that was overly complicated. It's the premed coming out. haha

[HDxZ0mBIE]

@efletch91 all im saying to that is thank god im in chemistry right now only reason i understood but now that i think about it thts true glad to know that there are other intelligent humans out there me being 16 im surrounded by a bunch off ADD ignorant teenagers everyday

[MrDistancenow]

@cutlerylover Highest theoretically possible would be about 197 proof or so. Because the alcohol/ethanol would absorb moisture in the air, if I believe.

[lilmoefow]

@cutlerylover around where im from i think the most u can get is either 151 or 180 proof

[DJDeathRevenant]

@Tech467 200 proof is pure alcohol, deadly to drink.

[slipknothim13]

@Tech467 absolute is like 80 proof lmao. if you want something close to what you're talking about get some spirytus rektyfikowany 192 proof... i think that's the highest proof you can make/legally sell.

[stopkaz]

@slipknothim13 All hail Poland ! lol :)

[slipknothim13]

@stopkaz haha cheers!

[jman7843]

@Tech467 absolute is just the brand, it is (like most hard booze) 80 proof or 40%

[sjjdiienno1]

@Tech467 its 80 proof/40% abv

[zillahero]

these are nice and all but where are the knife vids

[lamppostinnarnia]

12:14 that was funny :)

[decimator22]

I'm pretty sure you can by Everclear where you live. 190 Proof, THATS the good stuff, lol.

[fpscanadianz]

first!!!!

[Tech467]

jeff it was pronounced 'moi-st-va-jine-a'

[luisytacc]

@Tech467 I see you're doing there, you sneaky lad.

[KnifeGuy47]

How much is a gram of gold worth?

[RazdrazChelloveck]

@KnifeGuy47 a million trillion dollars

[1337Leva]

@RazdrazChelloveck that's not a umber moron, how about you finish grade school?

[keeperofblades]

hehe

thx

[8ball29]

Put the link in the description butt-fuck!!!! ;)

[efletch91]

Also, you probably already know this, but don't use any torch lighters with a pipe ever. They burn too hot and will scorch the briar of your bowl.

[efletch91]

Is one of the lighters the zippo pipe lighter? I just got that. I'm so excited about it.

[semperfiedausten]

look into getting bee line for your pipe smoking. i use it for my pope smiking

[zomgz932]

hey jeff did you see THSC's newest vid "drooling devin garlic"? i sent him that you should try it out also. (along with neils sauces) i wonder if there'd be a way to get neil some of the MM line. happy birthday and have a great new year.

[zxKrookedxz]

roses are red violets are blue i am the 306 viewer and so are you

[ItaliaOG]

Haha those tags xD

[27dcx]

in polish, the "w" is pronounced like a "v"

[wookieejake]

I hate being the guy that corrects people, but that first coin you showed is not a Morgan Dollar. Instead it is a Peace Dollar. Equally as cool, but I figured everyone should know.

[cutlerylover]

@wookieejake yes yes said the wrong thing in the video, and Ill get a few dozen people correct me, it will give them something to do ;)

[lumsify]

Tags..... Poor jeff

[TheAnonymousFTW]

Next year, ill try and send u a bottle of Norwagian berry booze look it up! Its called vikingfjord :3

[landocommando8]

Sometimes customs take forever! I'm surprise that the US allows an individual to ship alcohol across the border anyway...

[hobo4524]

so is it ok if i use a clean sock :D hahaha

happy birthday bro!!!