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  • 5:15

    Cut to Martin Lawrence look alike!

  • Women be shoppin'! Can't stop a woman from shoppin'!

  • Black Professor: Buffonary!

  • aww, why'd they cut out the nutty professor clip :( haha

  • what was he refering to when he talked about the guy waving the gun saying 'they are trying to kill me?'

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  • @themetalman3 Martin Lawrence had a slight nervous breakdown a few years ago...

  • @themetalman3 Martin Lawrence was arrested in Hollywood for that.

  • 5:58 - 6:11 great words by a great man

    

  • I have the up most respect for this man. Fuck hollywood and the lil societies that control it. Fuck yall motherfuckers trying to take free speech and calling people crazy who see through your bullshit.

  • @deadlylyrx I greatly agree with your sentiments, but it's "utmost". I apologize for being a such a grammar douche.

  • from here on out - he sobers up a bit and the real shit starts coming... :)

  • 0:48 He really looked like he was caught off guard. xD

  • 0:53 why skip that?

  • Reminds me of tupac

  • his eyes ?!?!?! he is watchin out for them people 

  • there was so much pressure... AFRICA!

    TELL IT!

  • and who says weed kills brain cells? this man is major deepness

  • you snappin on reggie...CLAssic

  • There are 4 black professors

  • @Righton2000 and one white fool!

  • Smoke when Dave smokes!

  • I love Dave Chapelle but his credits are really depressing, other than his solo comedy stuff and his own show.

  • WTF. Why skip the videos, and then show the relevant conversation afterward?

  • @razor23259 I think it's to keep the video up on YouTube. If the poster kept the clips, YouTube might pull the vid for fear of the wrath of Hollywood's lawyers.

  • This is a real nigga

  • I really wanted to see the clip from Half Baked with Thergood and Sir-Smoke-A-Lot. :( "Doctor said I need a backiatamey" LMFAO!

  • buffoonery haahahah

  • he's so damn intelligent

  • why skip the parts where tehy show the vid on the screen...thanks now i know what they are talking about -________________- <.<

  • Dave Chappelle: ...And Martin had a stroke

    *Camera shifts on black guy* lol

  • At 5:15 that dude looks like Martin

  • I'm from the UK, I didn't hear about the Martin Lawrence situation, can somebody please give me the low down on what happened? I'm intrigued.

  • @Cruisey1234 Me too, I livce in the uk and i know nothing about it, please someone explain.

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  • bafoonery

  • @13abyShark Get a real live dude!

    

  • So real. I love what he said about Martin Lawrence and the Hollywood system.

  • how can anyone dislike this?

  • Why are there repeated scenes... the Blue Streak discussion is mentioned three times already, and you took out the Sir smoke A lot clip WTH ?

  • @011010011000111000 you have to make sure the parts you are watching are from the same user, that's because the show was posted more than once. The other guy had his parts 4 and 1 took out for copyright infringement because he didn't cut the movies scenes like taequeen0611 did.

  • @011010011000111000 i was talkin bout the message of chappelle

    

  • Hahahah the huge applaus when Dave Chapelle says something very obvious about the sick environment. You can see him looking: " THIS IS WHAT I MEAN, WHY THE F APPLAUS!"

  • Dismissive - Feeling or showing that something is unworthy of consideration.. You described everything that was done to these people with one word. Dave you are not crazy you are uncanny.

  • 5:57 that shit is real.

  • 6:25--6:30

  • Who is he talking about being on the street waving a gun?

  • @reid1709 Martin Lawrence

  • Happy B-Day Dave..

  • Damn, im watchin this on Daves birthday...happy b-day Dave!

  • This man is the closest thing we have to a modern day intellect.

  • @shooterb0y23 actually there's quite a few of them - and a lot of them pushing change.

  • @torment3d I wanna know who they are,I'm tired of seeing idiots like snookie and nicki minaj on tv.

  • @shooterb0y23 you only need to do some reading :) I highly recommend looking into the integral movement as a starting point. Also watch TED talks - lots of people there with visions of a better world.

  • @torment3d thx man.

  • Preach nigga preach.

  • Martin was doin that crazy shit cuz he was ''smokin on that oooooooowwwwweeeeee''' and what dave said

  • look at 6:18 does it look like hes saying "hes so crazy" or is it just me?

  • True

  • first time Ive seen this and I hear what hes most actors and actresses dont realize what it is to be famous like that when they cross the threshold of being a person and being a product not to mention that Hollywood is the center of sleaze always has been.

  • who the hell disliked this?

  • Buffoonery indeed!

  • Lipton: Who wrote Half-Baked?

    Chappelle- :)

  • Dave Chappelle did everything in the perfect way. He left early enough not to become a gimmick, but he stayed long enough to leave a good legacy.

  • @westerley26 nicely put!

  • @westerley26 I was working on a good "And the Oscar for the best comment goes to...", but I did not find the right words. But on the other hand, Dave gave a good comment when he sayd the stuff about Martin Lawrence and what was going on in Hollywood. "Africa! Hello Hollywood." Loved your comment. Dave is perfect.

  • @westerley26 same thing as Eddie Griffin 

  • @STLFOOLISH Eddie Griffin wasn't that funny and he definitely didn't leave a legacy. He just got dry

  • oh im droppin dimes tonight lmao #real shit

  • "martin Lawrence was the guy that showed everybody u could make it 4rm d.c to hollywood"-Dave Chappelle

  • Comical Genius!!!

  • bc the white ass host is apart of the illuminati and he keeps purposely discrediting dave as doing childish and immature things.

  • Total comedy legend.One of a kind.Legend.

  • aye man this dude is a genius!!!!

  • My hero.

    Not lieing.

  • i need to meet this man. fucking amazing.

  • "somewhere theres a black professor watching this like 'buffoonery'" hahahahhahahaaaaa.

  • i wanna talk to samspon!!!

  • they dont show dam movie clips >=[

  • Him and Chris Rock made EDDIE MURPHY laugh and that brought the energy for them

  • "that script was dope" *wink*

  • Thanks for uploading this....Peace and Love 2 u.

  • "that script was dope" - HAHA EPIC!

  • 1 dislike = 1troll

    Chappelle rules :)

  • Sorry, but I have to thumbs down any comment that uses the word "SHEEPle," regardless of the content.

  • someone acceptedly clicked dislike.

  • he should make a movie out of his life. oh wait the illuminati wont let that happen.

  • You know you're blessed with comedic talent & genius if you can make Eddie Murphy shoot water out of his nose.

  • sounds like he talking about religion

  • what kinda professional comedian waits for a laugh from the line :

    that script was dope (wink)

    Idiot ... I thought he was a legit thinker comedian

  • @FlozelltheHotell

    You say that because you don't like him but if you think that is something that most high schoolers know then you got life fucked up because if that were true life would be perfect and its not. Open your eyes and look at the shit around you before you try to bash something.

  • @Ragnarok0Aeirk

    oh get off it - you know its a pretty cheap joke...

    Im saying I expect more from Chappelle - this is the guy who turned his back on 50 million

    and by the way I am slowly working my way through my second bachelors degree - so your first point is null 

  • @FlozelltheHotell And I'm pretty sure he had his reasons for turning the money down.

  • @FlozelltheHotell Your jealous....

  • and purple haze :)

  • Motherfuck hollywood

  • "Real eyes realise real lies" Dave Chappelle is the realest man in show biz and he will always be a legend

  • @Nikk0Z i like dat shit rite there...

  • @Nikk0Z Lord Quas!!!

    

  • Somewhere there is a Black professor saying: "Buffoonery" LOL

  • How is a crazy conspiracy theory nutjob the most upvoted comment on a dave chappelle video?

  • Yeah, Dave is informed about what's going on. Isn't it funny that only the big time celebrities seem to be doing these crazy things?

    It's all real, and I RESPECT Dave SO MUCH, for leaving behind fame and glory, (that will eventully lead to corruption) and instead living life for what it is. Peace be with him.

  • Thats some real talk right there.

  • ‎" I hate the word 'crazy'... Its dismissive. 'I dont understand this person, so they're crazy.' Thats bullshit. Cause people are not crazy, they're strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick."

  • Martin Lawrence was wavin a gun in public? or what? WTF lol My bad idk...

    anyways thx for postin this dudes the truth

  • this is a hilarious interview thanks for posting. never realized this guy was so so smart

  • I dont get it( im from turkey so my english isnt the best) when does he talk about the illuminati ??  Thanks for answers....

  • I love how he snaps into that real shit at 5:30

  • "The worst thing to call somebody is crazy is dismissive, 'i don't understand this person' so their crazy. That's bull shit, these people are not crazy their strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick." -Dave Chappelle. That is fucking real.

  • @Ragnarok0Aeirk chappelle has said a million great things but that is by far the greatest thing he has ever said. when keepin it real, goes RIGHT

  • @Ragnarok0Aeirk One of my favorite quotes of all time.

  • @embracetheneon

    I totally agree. I want to get a bunch of tattoos one day and this is probably gonna be one of them.

  • @Ragnarok0Aeirk come on get off it - thats a concept high schoolers realize

  • @Ragnarok0Aeirk

    They're*

  • @EmbraceTheThunder They're would be "They are" So in your spelling correction it would "They are environment"? The correct word would be "Their". I am no spelling nazi but the chance to correct a spelling nazi is one opportunity I will not pass up. In other words; FAIL!

  • @spacecab1

    You failed to see which "Their" I was talking about. You're correct that "they're" means "they are."

    You should apply that knowledge in this sentence:

    "That's bull shit, these people are not crazy their strong people. "

    You just got counter countered.

    ~Your friendly neighborhood grammar nazi

  • @EmbraceTheThunder LOL Maybe you should have provided context like I did.

  • @spacecab1

    Nahh, that's a little less trollish than I want to be.

    Plus then I can't stomp people who fail to deduct the context :)

    The constructive criticism is appreciated though!

  • @Ragnarok0Aeirk I don't understand this quote. Whoever said it must've been crazy.

  • @stegeo3

    LOL

  • @Ragnarok0Aeirk Lighting a cigarrete after saying that just makes him as cool as Clint Eastwood.

    WHAT A SMOOTH MOTHERFUCKER THIS MAN IS!

  • @Ragnarok0Aeirk i don't care if i sound like an asshole, but it was really annoying me. it's not 'their', it's 'they're'

  • @Luckyhearts WRONG. learn grammar. Their = belonging to them. They're = They are. 

  • @Liveandletskate666 exactly. godddamn your english teacher must've hated you. It should read: 'i don't understand this person so THEY ARE crazy. Not so they own crazy. Then it should read 'these people are not crazy THEY ARE strong people. not they own strong people. jesus christ you're fucking stupid

  • @Luckyhearts oh, am I now? let me ask you this, ASSHOLE, did he, or did he not use it properly in the end of his original comment? if the answer is 'yes' you can piss off. = )

  • @Liveandletskate666 are you serious? the last one right was pure luck! he obviously only knows one way to spell their, so that holds no weight. if he had used a different spelling for the last one, then that would show that he doesn't understand the difference between each version of 'their'. However, since he did not, he clearly doesn't have a great grasp on grammar. it's like choosing C for every question. sure you're bound to get a few right, but it doesn't mean you know what you're doing

  • @Luckyhearts or, just a thought here, and please try to bear with me on this one.... he just didn't care about it. because it was a quick comment on Youtube. much like mine, defending my brother in fanhood of one, dave chappelle.

  • @Liveandletskate666 i love dave chappelle, what does this have anything to do with the video? and obviously you care enough to argue with me. The fact is you can read from your responses that you don't know the differences between their, they're, and there so you can't just say you don't care. if you really don't care about writing a coherent comment and sounding somewhat intelligent, then don't comment on youtube! you're just making yourself sound stupider by each comment you leave

  • @Luckyhearts  fuck off, fag. clear enough english for you?

  • @Luckyhearts spectacular trolling good sir, I tip my hat to you

  • @Ragnarok0Aeirk

    when keeping it real goes right

  • @ 6:16 guy says... "He smokes too much..." haha... and that same judgemental guy will remain an extra in the background for the rest of his career... lol

  • .....buffoonery....

  • "its time to wake your mind up." Now if you think im crazy research what i told you. Better yet smoke some weed and youll start connecting the dots yourself because it gives you an alternate view of life. It puts in place your priorities and whats really important. Just dont do it forever or you will become just as lost as everyone else. I dare you to try. Or better yet listen to lupe fiasco, listen to the hidden messages they are trying to tell you. Hollywood .. society .. is a lie, its a trap

  • Its time for people to wake up. Unfortunatley our society is so divided, so filled with hatefull views that were fed to us as kids, that it will never happen. And when people do get it and try to fix it they are killed. All because the gov knows we as a country, if we come together could overthrow our backwards ass gov. This is exactly why other countries hate us. We think life is so great when really our gov, which represents us, only cares about one thing. So in closing as kid cudi would say

  • gov tells us. Well if the gov is here to protect us why do they allow tobacco? Why do they allow alcohol which turns you into something you arent. I became today everything i hated as a kid because i fell into the trap. And now they want to legalize weed, why? Money to get the country out of debt. You really think its good for children to see people walking around high? And its a gateway drug that could lead to other things. Cause more mayhem.And bring more money to others who are there 2 "help"

  • Dave gets it, i get it. thats why he went to africa. Technology is dividing families, its taking away and ditracting the youth from whats really important. Family. In africa there is no technology, no media to make you feel depressed, no nothing. Essentially its heaven on earth. You think 911 wasnt allowed? There wasnt even a proper investigation after, and after iraq we never found weapons. This war happened for the sole purpose of oil, of money, of GREED. And people buy into anything the

  • @FreshlyBaked13 Move to Africa then buddy. Stop your complaining about the government, its your choice to live here. Go live in your heaven on earth. The government is fucked here yes we all no that. There are places in Africa were the government will come and chop your limbs off. Its all relative buddy.

  • @antonny11 running away from your problems doesnt solve anything. People need to learn to stand of for themselves, for this planet, for each other. The way we are living isn't right

  • @FreshlyBaked13 I agree with you man. But we are relatively lucky to be born here, instead of some other third world countries. Africa is a beautiful place, but there is some places were the political climate is like nothing we have ever experienced. It just seemed like you were sugar coating it.

  • @antonny11 sorry if i came off that way, just venting my frustrations, im only 23 and already tired, i just wish i could live the way i did as a kid lol .. oh well thats life

  • @FreshlyBaked13 No worries man , im only 20. We are inheriting all of this shit, so maybe we will be the ones who change it.

  • @FreshlyBaked13 Holy fuck dude, your smokin too much weed, and talking about opening your mind like a hippie. I dont disagree with your views at all, but we're all individuals and your speaking as tho other human beings (aside from you, because your obviously so intelligent) are incapable of coming to these realizations themselves, and making decisions for themselves. People are where they're at because that's where they (for better or for worse) chose to be. Media's only a small portion of it

  • @TheBlacksiphon I never claimed to be a know it all, to be smarter than anyone else, or that other people cant come up with this on their own. All im saying is that there are people out there who are so close minded and caught up in work and their personal lives that they dont take the time to realize whats actually going on. I dont see why because i state my opinion that you have to take offense to it. Media is a huge portion of it. They provide you with ONE side of the story.

  • so focused on it they put it ahead of their family, of their friends, of everything thats really important; because when we die we cant take the money with us. Everything we have been told matters doesnt. And thats why whenever a leader emerges (MLK, JFK) which potential for true change, they are killed. Society today has turned us into zombies. And when you fail, because society demands you dont you become convinced you have issues when you dont. Society has issues. People are so lost.

  • songs all about weed, about drugs, just songs where the artist was just as lost i was so it fed my depression and in turn i used more drugs. Until one day i turned to god and woke up.Im not saying thats what you should do im just saying thats what i did. But you see the drugs were making me freak out, so society would demand i go to a head doctor for my issues when i dont have any. Hollywood and rappers teach you money is everything when really its the root of all evil. As a result people become

  • All because they are "trying to protect you." But if thats the case why do rappers rap about drugs and poverty when they now have money and should be happy? Why are there violent movies and evil demonic movies coming out every day? Because they want you to feel down. They want to brainwash you. I fell into that trap myself. I was so focused on tv and video games i fell behind, so i turned to drugs and alcohol. And thats wrong. I became depressed and in turn watched dark movies, and listened to

  • You guys disagreeing are too close minded and brainwashed. Hate exists in the world because we learn about it in school. If you never knew racism existed would there be racism? No. But there is because every year there is a month dedicated talking about it. Its pointless because even black students dont pay attention. Not because they dont care but because it has nothing to do with us. It wasnt our mistake. You see the gov controls what you learn, what you see on tv, what you listen to in music

  • Man I'm going to Africa...

  • The video clips are edited out to avoid copyright claims by the owners of the movies. Mo'fuckas.

  • how did he get the funding for the half baked pilot?

  • i love how there are no dislikes

  • Dave moving around like a jukie.

  • @2011UPT He's stressed out. You can tell he's sort of nervous.

  • you can't even know if he's being serious or jokin lol

    God bless you dave

  • 6:24 eyes

  • 6:24 he looks creeeepy

  • This interview is probably one of the greatest I've ever seen. Who doesn't love the smile at 6:32 lol

  • so... who else played snake? :D

  • C-SHARP DA TRUTH

  • 5:58 - 6:10 realest shit ever said on cable TV from an entertainer.

  • @kadafioutlawwest in 1996 martin lawrence was arrested in los angeles he was running through the streets yelling at cars and stuff and he had a gun in his waistband. word is he was yelling "fight the establishment" "people are trying to kill me" and such. this is why most SHEEPle branded him as crazy. thats basically the whole martin lawrence thing. if you dont take my word for it, do a quick google search. you'll find it.

  • I loved Half Baked.

  • ...maybe their environment is a little sick. <- Dave stayed real, though! He got his príorities straight.

  • Dave is trying to tell us about the hollywood mafia !!

  • quit doing all that conspiracy shit man. its so sad to see those comments about illuminati. icant believegrown ups still believe in this seductive shit.

    and everyone who believes this shit will say youre brainwahsed and so forth...you have to believe your own thoughts.

  • @Pravoizavlijesvijeta The only one who is sad is you. Your eyes are so black that you don't know day from night. You are just a sheep with nose ring that goes where you are pulled. I feel sad for you.

  • @DownloadNation didnt i just predict it. youre living proof and we have it black on white on this comment section. thank you. so everyone can see what a fool you and all those others are.