Coach Z "Doctor Beats" has so many lasers, that for every laser in the world that fires, he freaks and flows at the same time. The Z is truly all up ins.
Honestly, I'm surprised that Coach Z even has a cellphone. Doesn't he sleep in a locker? Wait, never mind. He usually crashes on one of those benches.
Yea, because half the "artists" out there are just talking about bullshit gangster stuff. It's just gotten so cliche these days, unlike the past. RUSH FTW.
That wasn't me tryin to fade you Coach Z, that was those other peoples.
JigJrod55 4 hours ago
Did anyone else notice.. Coach Z totally invented shuffling.
XxXxWhatsername 2 weeks ago
I GET BUSY
Umprella 2 weeks ago
Coach Z's got money... but not much Coach z's got money but not much I could use a dollar I could use a couple bucks!
metalraygear 1 month ago
15 people tried to fade coach Z
gluetube64 1 month ago
A jaaaaeeeeeoooorrroorrb well done.
protestukr 1 month ago
This shit is a classic
DARKSONIC453 1 month ago
12 people have the laser crabs. (You should probably get that checked out =/ )
Eshajori 3 months ago
where my lasers at the people try to show me where my lasers at yo mama show me the laser crabssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!very weird but awesome
tiger1999lol 3 months ago
Coach zs gots no porblems
but not much
Coach zs pretty awsome
Just as much
IAMADINOSAUR1000 3 months ago
they havent updated in so long... :(
mylittlewhatnow 4 months ago 3
i could use a dollar, I could use a couple bucks.
levandrian 4 months ago 2
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TheToonTownDigest 5 months ago 2
Yyyaaay for being high on acid
epicted77 5 months ago
DairCams
TriKSnipin 5 months ago
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SethiXzon 5 months ago 13
I got the grown up beats!
CalisCool 6 months ago
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Ugh, and what does the dog pull out? A FREAKING RAP.
nottinylil 6 months ago
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Thumbs up, if you searched for "Coach Z" from Toontown and came to this video.
SoraKHG 6 months ago
@SoraKHG I'm highly sure that most of us are looking for the Homestar Runner character.
SethiXzon 5 months ago 23
I am coach z's #1 fan!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxokelsi364 6 months ago
Such a good tune
GreekSuremen 6 months ago
the rotoscoped dancing animations are always the best part.
PeeyanoKeys 7 months ago 3
10 People got Laser Crabs
matmatician7 8 months ago 5
Weer ma lazers at?!
yaysonic 8 months ago
BEST
Trollingdruid 8 months ago
Where my Lazors at.
TheAizen710 9 months ago
@TheAizen710 They're with the crabs now. Also the crabs belong to your mother I guess.
Lemileant 8 months ago 3
i love this song
Smeatdawg 9 months ago
Oh my gob that was AWESOME!!!
claudevandog 9 months ago
Shaun Diviney<3
LoveYouShortStack1 9 months ago
Coach Z = Coach Zucchini
1OOCrazyOscar 9 months ago
10 people can't freak and flow at the same time (yeah i know that's overused but i just HAD to :D)
bass4onelastfriday 9 months ago 2
@bass4onelastfriday you couldn't be anymore right!!!!! XD
313starcandy 8 months ago
it's on the strong bads sings cd
beetle1890 9 months ago
10 people could not fade and/or freak.
sU2gnoleBResaBRUllA 9 months ago
10 people are trying to fade Coach Z.
takingbackfrydae 9 months ago
@takingbackfrydae No, it's just he needs to change his name :)
WebkinzMediaCrew 9 months ago
does this remind anyone else of home movies?
Madvillane 10 months ago
Coach Z drops science, but not much.
Jorbs3210 11 months ago
@PLAYTAGZZZ Lol I agree! Coach z from toontown rules!
WebkinzMediaCrew 1 year ago
But not much
lizardstrikes 1 year ago
BEATS 4 LYFE
user98xp 1 year ago
where is this on the website
1337nDiscreet 1 year ago
@1337nDiscreet LOOK UP choach zucchini AND THEN LOOK AT HIS CHANNEL!!!!
PLAYTAGZZZ 1 year ago
@PLAYTAGZZZ that doesn't help me, i was talking about the homestarrunner website
1337nDiscreet 1 year ago
@1337nDiscreet of course cuz U DONT KNOW TOONTOWN :D :D :D PLUS when the host says please stay off
the kazeebo he means PLZ STAY OF THE KAZZEBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLAYTAGZZZ 1 year ago
@PLAYTAGZZZ lol
WebkinzMediaCrew 11 months ago
Am i the only one here who was looking for coach z from toontown?
WebkinzMediaCrew 1 year ago
@WebkinzMediaCrew no
PLAYTAGZZZ 1 year ago
@WebkinzMediaCrew i was too!
DoReMiRocker 11 months ago
There special effects are blowing my mind.
feelingEnjoy 1 year ago
7 people can't freak... or flow.
DoodBawks 1 year ago
7 People tried to fade Coach Z
KillerxBankai 1 year ago
Your mom has the laser crabs.
evrbody 1 year ago 3
LOL!
djwrighty2 1 year ago
Epic. Just Epic.
Canned76 1 year ago
@Canned76 EPIC!
djwrighty2 1 year ago
@Canned76 your so true
djwrighty2 1 year ago
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jinnai702 1 year ago
Where mah lazorz at? x3
Lol, Coach Z is awesome. xD
tamamanito2 1 year ago 2
Well there's a hip-hop song that I like out there after all.
Kaughphie 1 year ago 3
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ZOMG people are fadin up in this errday i cant handle it its way 2 much fadin omgzzzz comon how much can u fade this......
Sayakon 1 year ago
THESE PEOPLE DROPPED DA BEERRWWWWRRREWEEERRRRMMMMMM!
ChibiHoboProductions 1 year ago 43
where mah lazors at! your mother tried to show me all the lazor crabs!
therollandrockers 1 year ago
Ca ca ca call me on my cell phone!
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imasagunasekara 1 year ago
7 people need to get a jarb.
asmariamoon 1 year ago 6
@asmariamoon its great jorb the chort
bnnnnnnnnxz 1 year ago
7 people have tried to fade Zoach C.
That is impolite. No wonder he doesn't no more.
egdeltur666 1 year ago
homstaoaer...errr
0nlyInDreams 1 year ago
Coach Z, how come you don't dance no more? =(
spikkle 1 year ago 6
@spikkle
spikkle! I say, spikkle!
Give him a chance to do a hip hop dance. Give him a chance to do a dance!
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yasodagangani 1 year ago
SELFOAM
OddishThing18 1 year ago 3
WHAT!?
ur mother didnt show ME the lazer crabs... :((
marshmellow0yum 1 year ago
7 people didn't see the lazer crabs
shimmerpaw 1 year ago 3
Coach:Phat Beat 4 lyfe
Strong Bad; you misspelled Life you idiot
Hydebrent 1 year ago
How many of Coach Z's "more than two" problems can YOU identify in this video? I'm up to, like, twenty now....
inspector1stclass 1 year ago
Your mother tried to show me all of HER lazer crabs
dontforget50370 1 year ago
where my lazers at, where my lazers at yall
noahfru 1 year ago 3
the rfirst part was awsome
bluespeed8 1 year ago
Lazer crabs that your mother has? Is that just trying to get crap past the raidar?
Luggstern 1 year ago
I'd rather listen to this for the rest of my life than ever hear another Gaga song
KajiekBrighteyes 1 year ago 4
"Call me on my cellphone/ I get busy"
-Coach Z, 2003
"And now you won't stop calling me, I'm kinda busy"
-Lady GaGa, 2010
Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
spoonlessjoe98 1 year ago 182
@spoonlessjoe98 i dont get it.
1blue2stripe3 1 year ago
I got some grown up beets!
Hyenashowl 1 year ago
this...is...DA BEST
pieguyflywhy 1 year ago
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JLACKSWORLDOFFUN 1 year ago
69699 views, lol.
LOLMcAdams 1 year ago
@DogLover0081 lol, were you trying to spell stupid?
hpbetterthantwilight 1 year ago
somebody better tell coach where his lazers at
msjam14 1 year ago 5
LOl
mastergrandchase6036 1 year ago
Your mother tried to show me all the lazer crabs. xD
butterflysuper12 1 year ago
This is truly the greatest undersea epic of all time.
TheWarnerSister 1 year ago 4
Where my lazers at?
PrincessPretztail 1 year ago 3
Coach Z "Doctor Beats" has so many lasers, that for every laser in the world that fires, he freaks and flows at the same time. The Z is truly all up ins.
razzlefrazzle123 1 year ago 5
@razzlefrazzle123 Al up ONS.
Stup1dG33kz 1 year ago
@Stup1dG33kz
Ah, pardon moi french.
razzlefrazzle123 1 year ago
@razzlefrazzle123 'S cool. I'm just a huge Homestar buff.
Stup1dG33kz 1 year ago
@HiTravMan456 It's not on the website. It's only available on the Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits CD. It includes the song and the video.
DrClawizdead 1 year ago
coach z has a cellphone ?!? O_O he sleeps in a locker :D and has a cellphone :D
garojkkk 1 year ago
@garojkkk No, durr, it's a cell foam. :D
jason022593 1 year ago
@garojkkk
Don't be silly, he's confirmed he sleeps on the bench... and that he has a bad back
ToonLinkBrawler94 1 year ago
:D you are right he is
garojkkk 1 year ago
1:05 best fuckin' dance move in the world.
sprinkles345 1 year ago
MUCH LAZOR
NobleSkull 1 year ago
Honestly, I'm surprised that Coach Z even has a cellphone. Doesn't he sleep in a locker? Wait, never mind. He usually crashes on one of those benches.
ChewToyFromHell 1 year ago
this should go on the music video channel!
HighMaxDesmo 1 year ago
beats 4 lyfe
user98xp 1 year ago
The visuals would make some kickass gifs.
ebfjzfiibg 1 year ago
I think this is the highlight of my life.
shimmerpaw 1 year ago
This is the best thing I've ever heard.
JuSt12JiNdAwG 1 year ago
i have this song on my homestar cd and i don't why i never saw a video on the website until now right here
beetle1890 1 year ago
CALL ME ON MY SELLFOAM
funkmastahamel 2 years ago 3
I'm a big Homestar Runner fan.
In other words: MEH LOVES IT!
Goopycrunchi681 2 years ago
I'm so old school, they tore the school down!
Where mah lazers at.
Gabe1902 2 years ago
Woah. Why have I never seen this before? Is this a DVD exclusive or something?
DaVince21 2 years ago
@DaVince21
A hidden video on the SB Sings CD and one time on Podstar Runner.
raddaluigi 2 years ago
I see, thanks for the info.
DaVince21 2 years ago
call me on my selfoam!!!!
MrPikminmaster 2 years ago 3
That is one big ass cell phone.
DrClawizdead 2 years ago 4
This video is so genius!!!! This is so unique and brilliant. Want this for my ringer so bad.
androidsychoshocker 2 years ago 7
stupid, in a good funny way
piemaster64 2 years ago 4
Where my lazers at?
kacheek32 2 years ago 10
Your mother tried to show me all the laser-crabs!
TheDullahan 2 years ago 31
Love it!!!
moelevy21 2 years ago 4
That's G
MarthMaster59K 2 years ago
Fill freak and/or flow for food
tnpan 2 years ago 3
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This song is so great.
noobasaurus2 2 years ago
Coach Z Is All Up Ins
straightgamenwatch 2 years ago 7
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It's "All up Ons" dipstick.
mrbreeze3268 2 years ago
no, the text in the video clearly states that "The Z Is All Up Ins" ; learn to read dipshit
straightgamenwatch 2 years ago 5
@mrbreeze3268:
"All up ins", asswipe. Go back to 1st Grade.
MarioMaster111 1 year ago
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straightgamenwatch 2 years ago
We don't know who those peoples were.
TheGroup67 2 years ago
Uh, coach Z, I wasn't trying to fade you.
FuturamaFreakl 2 years ago 3
Coach z deserves more than a D+
RedHBand 2 years ago 100
@RedHBand He deserves at least an A. COACH Z COACHZ ONE TWO ONE TWO
Zawicki1 1 year ago
@RedHBand he's even less, he's a z
megamormonman 1 year ago
Coach Z's mom gave me laser crabs :(
DrClawizdead 2 years ago 14
bitches tryin' to fade me LOL
Madvillane 2 years ago
They tore the school down!
TheUchihaShadow 2 years ago
its more like beeeeeerrrrrrraaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm
Davidicus400 2 years ago 3
goooooooooooooo COACH ZEEEEEEEEEEEE
notazinman 2 years ago 3
Let's upper up this thing now... Let's upper up this thing now...
JohnshiBRPG 2 years ago
Call me on my SELFOAM
ccricers 2 years ago 12
yeeeeeeaaaaaaahh boiiiiii coach zizzle!!! xDD
IEatedYerrCookie 2 years ago
where my lazers at?
there my lazers at!
tekkenfreak4 2 years ago 5
Seriously, this guy's better than half the "artists" out there right now.
HYAAALP 2 years ago 119
hell yeah. Coach Z was gettin' some when Lil' Wayne was in diapers hahah
usajwizz 2 years ago 10
Yea, because half the "artists" out there are just talking about bullshit gangster stuff. It's just gotten so cliche these days, unlike the past. RUSH FTW.
LeonBarmiteous 2 years ago 6
It is better than other rap artists who are too inspired by curse words.
JohnshiBRPG 2 years ago 22
yaa
stonejones1 2 years ago
@HYAAALP yeah, the cheat art + coach z rapping = coeech zeet.
qwetroop 1 year ago
i'm so old school, they tore the school down!
msjam14 2 years ago 12
Wheeeeere myyyy lazers aaaat. All the peoples try to tell me where my lazers at.
jokamund 2 years ago
Where ma lazers at yall
DecRobProductions 2 years ago
I love the part when choach Z singing coach Z 1 2,1 2
Walktrougher 2 years ago 2
i could use a dollar, i could use a couple bucks
TheShnoogMaster 2 years ago 11
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NotCliffyB 2 years ago
Where is mah lazor?
djd12 2 years ago 2
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SuperLuigi911 2 years ago 20
LOL, the first time he said the "Coach Z's got money! But not much..."
The visuals cracked me up
SirKoons 2 years ago 15
I'm so old school, one two one two, they tore the school down!
aircanada1523 2 years ago 7
I got money but not much
TheShnoogMaster 2 years ago 8
GOD I LOVE COACH Z.
butterflysuper12 2 years ago 3
mr fruti pebbles
luigiman241 2 years ago
Coach Z bout 2 get diz money cuz!
FlowingEnemigo 2 years ago 2
Lazer crabs!
homestarlaresistance 2 years ago 5
these peoples these peoples these peoples
Oreoreogirl 2 years ago 2
coach z 1 2 1 2
narutofan935 2 years ago
coach z got money!
msjam14 2 years ago 6
WHERE MY LAZRZ AT!
ElRousey 2 years ago 5