I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

[rosehips360]

...and I can't believe I sat here in awe and watched you eat the whole thing.

[ZebLisch]

i cant believe it took you 7 and a half minutes to eat ONE piece of paper. weak.... lol

[JohnBot]

@ZebLisch You obviously don't eat a lot of paper. It's something you want to take your time with and savor.

[kotraquin]

thanks for helping me kill 7 minutes and 35 seconds

[barangatang]

marijauna 

[shadowmare97]

I actually watched you eat the whole thing... do I have a mean or condescending remark for you? I do not.

Hell I saw a guy get drunk and eat cardboard once.

THAT... Was a helluva party :D

[c00kiemeow]

lol i like it xD

[MentalMaladies]

I...I can't believe you ate the whole thing.

[ebokodayka]

Might've helped if you printed out a roasted turkey on that paper or somethin'.

[namffocevets]

you are such a stupid pillock

[MorFunStufPlz]

you had to take a larger bites and crumple it inside your mouth, that would have been faster

[Newbonzy]

well, at least i have proof that you ate the whole thing.... although it got a little boring.

[mefeetbecold]

That was so ridiculous it was funny

[charliekid5]

..............umm..lol?

[JohnBot]

thanks for the concern and condescending remarks.

[WARRIOR1125]

nah i don't mean to be supercilious. You just do you. I've removed my previous comment.

[jose2090]

why?? why do you guys do something as stupid like this and then uploaded it on youtube, dont you know it makes you look like idiots, losers etc???? do something better with your life...

[JohnBot]

Thanks for the comment jose2090. I hope I can answer your question and clear a few things up. First off there is only one of me. The "more info" section of my video clearly answers the "why I did it question".  Lastly I feel contributing to YouTube with actually video is a much better use of my life then writing shitty comments about other peoples videos. Reread your comment and apply it to yourself, and thats pretty much how I feel about "you guys" that write youtube comments and such.

[SupHobagg]

@jose2090

why'd they do it? to make you ask stupid questions brah

[NoSeaChusma]

<---Loves Jarritos!

[NoLimitSoldier1337]

hes gonna be shitting that out its gonna come out like missiles

[JohnBot]

unfortunatly I did not shit missiles. I was looking forward to something more interesting than normal, but it was a pretty standard bowl movement.

[ObscureDEG]

LoL something i found amusing about this video is your goatee makes you look like a goat lol and your eating paper so makes it look even funnier

[zapzap88]

MMM paper tastes soooo good YUM YUMMM!!! MMMM i love to eat paper :)

[minymidge]

i can't believe i watched the whole thing!

this is really boring for to have actually watched the entire thing.lol

[JohnBot]

I agree, I can't believe the number of views it has gotten. I assure you all my other videos are much more action packed.

[commandoPR]

Hippie ¬,¬

[Darkdarkseel]

that was interesting

[xMzSpazX]

yay...fiber... lmao

[clintgorawr]

lol i can't even take one bite out of a piece of paper without feeling sick, you're crazy!

[Tripredacus]

classic!

[zoyclem]

Perhaps you should have added seasonings...

[JohnBot]

that was what the Limon Jarritos was for...

[maxwell223]

ok then this is rather weird

[WCarnation]

I think this would work better if you made it sped up

[JohnBot]

Well, I was trying to really build the suspense up until the very end. Doing it fast would have compromised the integrity of the film I think.

[JohnBot]

People really do love things you don't have to think about. This is my most popular clip by far. Especially in the 30-55 male demographic, which I find puzzling.

[buckyandlucky]

I.... hope you found that enjoyable :s

[Madhofd]

You sir, are desperate for attention.

[FIFfreak406]

amazing

[Dreadeir]

Duude.. I don't want to know what you felt like in the morning :P!

[kinopah]

i love you.

[yobrandon]

Wow..you sir just became my hero.