Schmutz (also shmuts, shmŭtz or shmootz) used to indicate a particularly foul or repulsive substance, such as feces or the fuzzy stuff growing in a jar at the back of the fridge. A Jewish comedian once defined schmutz as dirt that moves.
Not to be confused with Gottfried Schmutz (a retired Swiss road cyclist).
-Geesh. The things they choose to be necessary on Wikipedia!-
Wow, I never knew any of that!
ShawnRavenfire 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you thought, the dude at the beginning of the video was Brian Malow.
DoubterApe 1 month ago
what's with the annoying countdown?
instereovideos 5 months ago
hell yeah, that's awesome
DrakeMagnum 9 months ago
that guy gives me hope
JohnF30Music 11 months ago 3
@JohnF30Music Don't you mean lighter jokes?
DrakeMagnum 9 months ago 5
shorter jokes plz..
vict0r1ous 1 year ago
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@vict0r1ous Don't you mean lighter jokes?
DrakeMagnum 9 months ago
will find a way
FIGHTFANNERD3 1 year ago
Damn, didn't know the thing about helium...
DeletedDelusion 1 year ago
DO IT FOR THE CHILDRENN!!!
dozza92 1 year ago 11
"We don't serve noble gasses in this bar"
- The Helium doesn't react!!
hehe :)
tdjdk 1 year ago 12
Ah ha!
Schmutz (also shmuts, shmŭtz or shmootz) used to indicate a particularly foul or repulsive substance, such as feces or the fuzzy stuff growing in a jar at the back of the fridge. A Jewish comedian once defined schmutz as dirt that moves.
Not to be confused with Gottfried Schmutz (a retired Swiss road cyclist).
-Geesh. The things they choose to be necessary on Wikipedia!-
JenOcide 1 year ago
@JenOcide actually schmutz is german for dirt... nothing more... feeling schmutzig punk?^^
Wolfserker 1 year ago
Yeah! He said SMUTCH!
JenOcide 1 year ago
@JenOcide I think he said "schmutz" :-)
jedikaiti 1 year ago
Professor Frink, anyone?
TerrorWatcher 1 year ago 2
rofllolololol!!
temporaldisplacement 2 years ago 7
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he kept pausing for laughs and not getting any
QsKIIHALOIIWoWII 2 years ago
wow jews and pedophilia. what slime.
nVei06 2 years ago
Screw whales, screw dolphins, save helium and save the planet!
ryomali 2 years ago 39
@ryomali Screw whales? Sounds kinda damp and messy...
KaraRvn 1 year ago
@KaraRvn Only for those that doesn't have a limo hiding in their pants
ryomali 1 year ago
@ryomali Ouch. You might have to fill that with helium just to move around! Oh, wait...
KaraRvn 1 year ago
Your're a smart and funny man. Also a little bit sexier than the average science guy. You should be a lot better known.
Rachaelj1975 2 years ago 3
actually looks like a hobbit.. lol
juancolombiano87 2 years ago
Is this true about helium? Whoah.. Screw oil, we need to get our helium back!
TrueSoreThumb 2 years ago 2
This video touched me .. in the good way
itsyourunclehoward 2 years ago 2
@itsyourunclehoward
uhm... that was ur right brain, suggerating your left brain to touch yourself :P
PouChen 2 years ago
What is with this crowd, i thought he was hilarious.
laxislife1265 2 years ago 4
Ditto!
TrueSoreThumb 2 years ago
Yes. +1
veeezis 2 years ago 35
Brian Malow is one funny nerd.
davidspark 2 years ago 6
great video loved it
mperry50 2 years ago 3
great vid! super clever and funny!!
alysongraves 2 years ago 3
Hella cool. Of course, I would say that, as contributing artist.
artnmuzic 2 years ago 2