T Rex Eats Lawyer on Toilet- Jurassic Park

[LightZorel]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IT'S A DINOSAUR. JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUUUUUUU- *eaten*

[jbfever15744]

that was so sad poor dino he's probably scared from that

[angelzr]

Oh, I do hope that poor dino does not die from food poisoning.

[GoldenBoySwallowSea]

I don't know about you guys, but when I take a shit, I pull my pants down. :)

[EchoBoomer1987]

Um, I think I'll reconsider Law School.

[JediGuy1138]

Hammond's Investors: "Mr. Hammond? We're still waiting for your lawyer's report on the safety of the park."

Hammond: "Uh, yeeeeah...about that...it seems he has determined that the, uh, restrooms are definitely NOT safe..."

[pokestarDJ]

thats right strict son of a bitch sue me and you get eatin on the crapper

[elliot888ify]

i do hope the trex nos that man could have shit on him lol

[goonerboy93]

Damn Nature... YOU SCARY!

[TheAle89515]

"Your honor, I move that the charge be stricken from the record"

YOU IDIOT! YOU MOVED!

*NOM*

[supersmash43]

Om Nom Nom Nom.

[stefanelias1970]

francis (from l4d) is a T-Rex!

[mensahcarrelle]

the dumbass shouldn't have moved !

[seanshaze123]

bon appetite

[The321bonecrusher]

Hands up if u saw his dick

[KODAKCAR4]

It's rude to shit during the t-rex's performance

[MrAmerica117]

Wtf?! It's Nicolas Cage!

[HelloFade2]

Yeah well that's what you get for not giving Del Griffth a hotel room. he had 2 dollars and a Casio for crying out loud!

[DanielDoffen]

i think...he think shit and the t-rex think what the hell more food I take it before it running away

[prime115]

he didnt deserve that fate....now the t-rex will be sick with a stomach ache

[SailorVenus223]

the t-rex at 0:11 his face is funyy hes like:

-WHAT THE .....oh the toilet is occupied sorry......

[DarqeDestroyer]

A lawyer? I'm surprised it didn't spit him back out. I can only assume the poor rex got the shits from that.

[theindecisiveness]

I hate it when that happens.

[JGauthier420]

I came here looking for the " WTF IS DIS REAL?" comment seen on smosh.com

[CandyLoveHearts25]

@JGauthier420 As did I x

[tcraiford]

@JGauthier420 I guess I'm too late, was gonna post the same thing

[MadyMariah]

@JGauthier420 You too?

[StealthyNoob101]

@JGauthier420 Okay, fine.

WTF

IS DIS REAL

[XBlader199]

I came here from the Smosh Pit,

[schwebbs84]

nom nom nom

[ac3b1s]

If i get a fucking T Rex as my pet "one day" i would feed him always lawyers

[robertsfunny1995]

@ac3b1s Then why's it say Lawyers in the title?

[comeondown12345]

collage humor sent me

[TensionAirsoft]

This scared me so bad when I was younger

[robertsfunny1995]

He deserved it.

[69horace69]

@robertsfunny1995 no he dont.

[robertsfunny1995]

@69horace69 He's a lawyer.

[69horace69]

@robertsfunny1995 he's a comedian

[monkeyjoe70]

college humor brought me here :)

[PereVale]

Only Donald Gennaro didn't like this video XD

[czarweer]

or 0:16 

[czarweer]

0:13 ~! 0:17 WTF so fast

[SynneDennis]

He actually comes back and dies again when the rest of the cast tried to get him to distract the TRex with a flare.

Too bad they didn't need his knowledge of the park layout and his lockpicking skills.

[mugenrider754]

@SynneDennis oh but if you aware the door are computer operated. and they have an 11 year old girl with computer skill lol

[SynneDennis]

@mugenrider754 She's only 11!

[packerfan7121992]

Donald Gennaro disliked this

[omfgitstimmy]

What a shitty way to die!

[cooltim11]

why do i like it when people scream and get eaten by dinos xD

[MsViolin77]

hahahahhaha love this movie

[soxs43]

How is the park going to pay for those porta potty damages with out a lawyer?

[ferbthegadgetguy]

omg omg omg did the t Rex ate his shit? ps sorry for saying that

[GaboZerep]

Press 8 For an Epic Elephant Sound :D

[Harassafras]

Hahaha. That's what he gets for being a fucking lawyer

[PatchyEric]

the dinosaur wanted to take a dump but the lawyer was hogging the toilet

[Byrongeingid]

love the way malcom bounces of the T-Rex´s nose at 0:03!

[xsailor85]

I feel sorry for the T-rex. He's going to get sick from eating that lawyer.

[Guacamole4sho]

he was on the toilet with his pants up!

[alexcubs25]

"sittin on tha toilet"

[CinnabonChan]

@alexcubs25 They should so have T Rex eating the Sitting on the Toilet Girl in the next film!

[alexcubs25]

@CinnabonChan that would be awesome! haha

[92awesomekid]

T-Rex eats a lawyer. I guess dinosaurs are really not that bad.

[Blackeyemofo]

the 1 dislike to this was the guy that was on the toilet

[zwandphstudios2224]

lol that lawer is a jurk for leave the kids when t-rex got out

[msinclair1991]

Run Dumbass!!

[dt849131]

Objection. Overruled. Chomp.

[dt849131]

The funniest movie seen of all time.

[msinclair1991]

Hit 8 repeatedly.

[msinclair1991]

Every dog has his day.

[VT34Productions]

That's what he gets for abandoning the kids!

[msinclair1991]

That's funniest fucking thing I ever saw in my entire life.

[brickman1999]

0:10:Lawyer:PLOP,PLOP,PLOP,PLO­P,....RRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT....RR­RTTT....RRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT....­SPLOSH!!!

[FunkyFrank10]

Lawyers first appeared approximately 68 million years ago. While not a formidable as their modern day descendants, these early lawyers are believed to have unusually intelligent and crafty for a Mesozoic mammal, possibly even rivaling the bird-like raptors in cunning. Although they were largely defenseless against the predominate predator of the day, the tyrannosaurus rex, except for the minimally effective act of soiling themselves. Their favored offense, the lawsuit, would come much later

[wiccanmoonman]

Now that was good Lawyer.

[TheJohnnycage19]

Dont you have some obligation to actually I dont know...RUN AWAY...dumbass...

[msinclair1991]

@TheJohnnycage19 In the words of Red Forman from that 70's show "Dumbass". He was definitely one.

[evoldevildogs]

T-REX literally scared the shit out of him

[AltonJB1984]

the one dislike is probably a lawyer

[z7h4q6iv93]

It's a good thing that's the only t rex on the whole island.

[Carnage1235]

When I was little, I actually thought he was trying to make himself look good for the T-Rex or something which was why he slicked back his hair.

Now I know he was just getting the rain out of his eyes, but still, it makes me laugh to think of it that way.

[ISmellLikeP00]

WTF

IS DIS REAL?

[indianabrick]

@ISmellLikeP00 ???

[aznpepo]

@ISmellLikeP00 This was on tumblr lmfao

[natesquared]

@ISmellLikeP00 depends on what universe you live in

[MrZillajr]

@ISmellLikeP00 yes its a real movie

[dt849131]

The best scene in the movie. I laugh my head off every single time I watch it.

[TheUndacovabrotha]

Executive bathroom island!

[JurassicJeremyJames]

Too bad he didn't have time to wipe his ass...

[CBright7831]

This is what the future holds for Casey Anthony's lawyer.

[TheMasterBF]

so thats what happened to Elvis

[BagelBock]

bad idea gennaro, don't go to the restroom near the t-rex cuz you left a smelly trail behind.

[BagelBock]

i wonder if Gennaro wiped.

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Several hilarious comments from this video have been submitted for judgement at commentjudge

[hulkfan97]

Lawyer: ahhhh i feel better.

Trex: knock, knock.

Lawyer: someones in here come back later please. BOOM

Lawyer: holy crap trex.

T-rex: yummy dinner

[EricFaith1]

@sheluvscrocs I did see the movie, and i think I wrote his name is ian (not sure) and i knew he lives Thanx :)

[JTMHollywood]

Back in the summer of 1993, JP is all every kid talked about.

[PresidentWassereimer]

this guy took his pants completely off, but was leaving his underwear on while taking a shit? how unrealistic can a movie be?

[MrArob29]

I remember the first time I saw this as a little kid. Didn't shit right for weeks.

[JTMHollywood]

@MrArob29 LMFAO!

[KaiserKiller]

Holy shit these CGI effects did NOT age well

[edyken77]

@KaiserKiller maybe other scenes in the movie but this scene still looks good. They did a good job on all the rain scenes with the T-Rex IMO.

[RocketHarry865]

@KaiserKiller : Most modern day movie CGI effects are no way as good as the Jurassic Park CGI which were done over 10 years ago.

[CaptainPrad]

Why did it shake him like that instead of just taking him in right away?

[sheluvscrocs]

@Nashhinton hahahahahahahahahahahahaha XD

[sheluvscrocs]

@EricFaith1 and yeah, luckily it was only his leg that got stepped on. But Ian didnt die

[sheluvscrocs]

@EricFaith1 yeah his name is ian, didnt you see jurassic park? His last name is malcom (but thats just in the movie)

[sheluvscrocs]

lmao i luv dis scene xD

[UltimateLASER]

I was laughing so hard when I saw this for the first time.

[evoldevildogs]

DUDE THE GUY WAS TAKING A DUMP BUT THE DINOSAUR ATE HIM BEFORE HE FINISHED SO THE T-REX ATE POO POO....I AM GENIUSES

[Mrpenguinman8]

why did he fix his hair and move around when he should know to stay still.

[EricFaith1]

Did that other guy (I think his name is Ian) at 0:05 get stepped on?!?1

[kane966]

OMG

IS THIS REAL?!?!

[ninjatomaster]

the lawyer is peter molyneux and the rex represent the angry gamers of fable 3.

[thefatpiggytail]

That awkward moment when you are taking a shit and a T-Rex eats you

[Nashhinton]

Wouldn't it be funny if his pants were down, and while the Tex Rex was swinging him around, piss and crap were falling?

[1legomaster]

This is what you call real constipation.

[ph3rtehHDawg]

Lawyer: "Objection!"

T-Rex: "Overruled, mothafuckaa!!" CHOMP

[ikadir18]

That's how a lawyer deserves to die!

[amigoslideshows]

@ikadir18 VERY FUNNY

[MCMandingoLP]

0:16 the Rex sounds like an elephant.

[ExplosionOfCool]

@MCMandingoLP Probably was an elephant noise they used, as they had to mix sounds from other animals to create the right effect, such as roaring or hissing sounds made by the raptors.

[HKISfreak1]

@MCMandingoLP they used elephant, lion, and whale sounds to make the trex roar

[halogodzzillia3]

keep pressing 8

[coopercastille]

keep pressing 8

[KiamarMasterT]

I wished that guy was Justn Bieber lol

[mumugamer2006]

T-Rex sounds like an elephant 0:16

[mariopianist]

This scene was frigging hilarious

Lol

[visionloser]

why does the t-rex make an elephant noise when it bites?

[Theseiralkiller]

Yumummmmmumumumumumumum



[DAGRIT5]

eww the trex should have let hime wipe cause he prolly at some shit lol

[perfectlydark007]

the bets bit is the dinosaur wiggling its little tail before he eats the wanker haha! that'll teach him for doing his job!

[dobbyboy91]

thats what you get for camping in the toilet

[mcintyretj]

@dobbyboy91 omg t rex eat that lawyer you basterd

[kiwalobster]

Man, I used to think this was fucking hilarious when I was a kid

[mugatu5000]

That's tragic. He didn't even get to wipe his ass!

[garzilla3dx]

hey id shit myself too if I saw a dinosaur

[basketBallboy235]

wtf

is dis real

[LegoKing345]

if only this could happen to viacom's lawyer

[1tacoman17]

The trex finally found the lawyer that costed him 50000 dollars...

[TheToxicRadio]

spinal fractures, severe hemorrhaging, i doubt a human would feel anything after that shake, (let alone be alive a minute later) but one things for sure, thas a big ass dinosaur.

[JaffaHearMe]

CONTINUITY ERROR: WHERE ARE HIS PANTS?!?!

[marksandman08]

@JaffaHearMe he wears shorts, not pants lol

[dubs19842009]

Gennaro learned the hard way that it's rude to take a dump, during the T-Rex's performance.

[warlord6272]

lol He desides to fix his "hair" before getting eaten alive, guess if your gonna die you should atleast look good for whatever eats ya

[amigoslideshows]

@warlord6272 LMAO XD

[FreeFragSGS]

Funniest. Death. Scene. Ever.

[TheVoid1221221]

my favorite part of the movie.

[fuzzyboots38]

Lol I'm such a sick person for favoriting this...

[Buhhdabelly123]

t-rex the best laxative on earth

[TheLegoman103]

congradulations donald gennaro, you are the first person to be eaten by a tyrannosaurus rex

[OctopusFuckface]

Damn, they should have gone with the novel and kept him alive. He gets pretty bro as the story goes on.

[LemonAidanLOL]

@OctopusFuckface yeah but.... this death is too awesome to care about that :D

[williamxiji]

i feel bad for that guy

[seirvedcire]

The t-rex just forgot about Malcom. How dumb is she?

[PeeingMyOwnBlood]

OMG

IS DIS REAL?

[snakeater619]

His career certainly went

*puts on sunglasses*

Down the crapper.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HH!!!

[OushGisher]

The sound they used for Rexie's roar was made by combining the vocalisations of a tiger, an alligator, and a baby elephant.

You can hear combinations of the first two on 0:12 - 0:15, and the third on 0:16.

[lyenlion]

WTF

IS DIS REAL?

[soSpecialkay]

@lyenlion what do you mean is this real?

[MichaelVoz]

I like to imagine he's Fred Phelps. XD

[Americathebrave100]

This always gets a laugh.

[cjcool91]

guy1: Your T-rex ate my lawyer!

guy2: Your welcome.

[TheMasterOfTheFrets]

if you listen closely you can hear the bones breaking

[1985browneyedgirl]

You gotta go-you gotta go!

[scopenwex]

Why is it at 0:16 that an elephant is in the area?!

[Dresden1065]

0:12 Gotta look good before I die....lol

[aafsdafggd]

la mejor muerte de la historia del cine

[SuzieIsSleepy]

Not the most dignified death in movie history

[billddaniel]

hope the poor baby didn't get indigestion.. :(

[23house23]

WTF

IS DIS REAL

[ApocDevTeam]

@23house23

Yes this footage is real, Tyrannosaurus Rex still lives in some places on Earth feeding on lawyers to survive.

[23house23]

@ApocDevTeam

trololololololololololo

[ac3b1s]

@ApocDevTeam would this be that bad ? There are enough of them :D