Two headed girls drive a car

[dressedresse]

Hmm.. what happend to "two heads are better than one"?

[Ryxaiin]

That's gotta be some awkward sex.

[Zorinth]

one for the main job and the other for the tickling!

[Bathroom1164]

thats photoshop

[SreyaIsntAmused]

do they each control one half of their bodies?

or are they conscious of the other half too... ?

[rozero1234]

NOOOOOOO!!!! MY EXPERIMENT ON HAVING 4 BOOBS ON ONE GIRL HAVE FAILED ME!!!

[c0uchp0tat0e1]

If they got pulled over, the cop would ask "Who was driving?" If they refused to answer, or said "both of us", they'd get hauled in.

[Camachocake]

What happens when they get pulled over?

[punkurasson]

wow they are gorgeous...i wish to marry them both



[Mindctrlpankak]

uhhhhhhh

[noobbeekeep]

They married yet?

[PsychedelicKilljoy]

do they both have to eat?

[MasoodKabul]

Threesome.

[dnlxl]

full /watch?v=K57IcN9DWXo 

[HaythamBuKhadra]

OK, which head is in control ?

[philipbabb]

The reactions people have when they first see her must be hillarious. So how much control does each head have over the body? Is her pet dog Cerberus? What happens it the two of them get into a fight?

[winnerofwiner]

do you go on a date with them it would be akward

[epicmanperson]

are they berathing or do they have 4 lungs or one isn't breathing and the other one is?

[epicmanperson]

What happens when they do #2

[fsmdidit]

Wow

[jportertracy]

She can lick my hole and suck my dik at the same time

[jonoony]

Guys u must every one thanks god for give u healthy body

Alhamd le allah for give me healthy body

[kodred996]

I think they'd be beautiful if their heart could pump enough blood for the both of them

[pepino562]

she can give head to two ppl at the same time.

[cymrutube3]

America is fucked up . they let two-headed 16 year old sluts drive

[hydrolito]

@cymrutube3 No indication they are sluts why are you so rude?

[DiamondTeardrop6]

So many questions. If ones brain sends a message to move a foot to the left, and the others brain sends a message to move the foot to the right, which way does it move? If one eats to much and needs to throw up, out of which mouth will it come? How would the whole marriage thing work? >.< Dah so confusing.

[Junit7676]

so if they get married with different guys if one twin has sex with her husband is the other twin cheating on her husband or not

[Junit7676]

wait so who controls the body

[hydrolito]

@hydrolito I heard in one video they were one system below the waist so one head controls both legs. So walking would be pretty much normal. They easily learned to ride a bike also. However one controls right arm and the other the left arm.

[israbiu]

so if they get married, would it be polygamy

[TruBeauty15]

vsauce sent me ;D

[YellowSSS]

... It should be illegal for them to drive a car. Each will act differently in emergency suituations. So, one might slam on the brakes and the other the gas. Same with the steering wheel, one might steer left or right. One might see a better way to avoid a sitution but the other doesn't see it. It should be illegal, sorry.

[DORUKOZKAN]

imagine the blowjobs WOOOOOW

[hangimate]

damn this is sick

[6547bilberry]

Wow! They can keep their eyes on the road while performing shoulder checks!

[MachaPoelski]

1 gets sick...2.heads...1 stomach

[13PureAwesomeness]

VSAUCE

[vcpankouken]

Travelling: Airlines can only charge them for 1 seat, but extra for 2 meals. Are they allowed to fly at all given they can't fit the standard swimvests ?

Voting. 2 votes I guess.

Interesting years ahead.

[vcpankouken]

Driving a car ? Mh, what if... Critical situation, another car is moving towards them, head on, how do they divert ? To the left or right. 2 minds, 1 body...

If you employ them, do you have to pay 2 wages, even if on typing by 10 fingers the other one is kind of inefficiently hanging around ? Or can she yak to a customer on the phone ?

If one develops Alzheimer's how does it affect the other ?

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[NotsoNutso]

They are NOT "2-headed" girls. They are identical twin girls who just happened to be born conjoined because the fertilized egg did not complete the "split." Get a clue.

[DaVeeKo]

I personally think these girls are blessed, they might not have the average human bodily functions, but they will never be alone, they will always be able to rest on eachother's shoulders when the other one is feeling blue, unlike some of us who live day by day in a state of loneliness, and in some cases emptiness.

[6u6u7o]

@DaVeeKo oh sure thay are blessed....

You figure one won't die first than the other... right?

[DaVeeKo]

@6u6u7o I have no Idea man, I don't think that really matter's right now though, it would be tragic though, then again any death can be tragic.

[hydrolito]

@DaVeeKo I don't live day by day in loneliness and I like some time to myself I have a sister and 5 brothers so privacy is something I often enjoy.

[AsplundhFamily]

what if the one on the left is right handed?

[DTrandoms]

@AsplundhFamily THEY ARE DUMB ASS WATCH THE VIDEO

[AsplundhFamily]

@DTrandoms 1. I dislike internet arguments bro.

2. Don't attack a random person just because he asks a question.

3. NEVER USE CAPS LOCK. HOLDING SHIFT COUNTS AS CAPS LOCK.

[hydrolito]

@AsplundhFamily The one on the left is left handed because the one on the right controls the right side of the body.

[Monkor001]

so... do they get two licences or just one?

[psychoticNoiz]

That would suk if one was gay n she had to take it anyway cuz of the other one

[ROOSTER13101]

i got a very serious question.... when they take a shit who wipes her...their...its...them...the ass???

[MrJac3cc]

@ROOSTER13101 the brother, duhh

[AzureEdges]

Will this still count as a threesome?

[NotStoopid0228]

They both have control over their arms? "This way." "NO, this way!"

[Theowest]

OMG. creepy

[nakona123]

how do they take test's O_O

[AGATHA270100]

what about those stupid comments... grow up you idiots

[makemebad35awsome4]

dun care but they´ll have to get 2 cocks to feel pleasure Oo

[luzifrzchld]

What happens when only one head gets high/drunk??

[DaVeeKo]

@luzifrzchld I'm guessing if 1 get's high/drunk it would affect them both because it's still going through the blood flow of the body they share

[BuskerxD]

@luzifrzchld They share the same blood so the other one will get drunk/high to. It's common sense to know that...

[hanWest1]

Ive seen these girls at a vollyball game

[jmm1714]

what happens when they fuck ?

[natevines]

So if each of them is sucking a dick is it like a 3 sum or 4 sum?

[silent13379]

its awesome because now after i take my cock out of one of their mouths i barely have to move it all all before i shove it in another mouth.

[TheDumplingQueen]

@readytohell You asshole! D:<

[Dominub]

bitch be like a hydra 'n shit. dayum nature! you scareh!

[DTrandoms]

@Dominub LOL

[jbond629]

haha oh man, if i was one of them the best prank would be to wait til the other went to sleep then just slam a handful shots and get the other one hammered without knowing it haha

[TheRandomYTAccount]

So wait, who controls the body?!?

[NeoLibsSuck]

do they get one or two licenses?

[arachlyco]

@NeoLibsSuck 2

[infamousNfamous]

@NeoLibsSuck They had to get 2 licenses. Since they're 2 different people lol

[Icu282]

@infamousNfamous but the'yre using the same arms, and couldn't they cheat without anyone even knowing?

[infamousNfamous]

@Icu282 But they're still 2 different people, with 2 different thoughts. They can't cheat without communicating.

[Archy506]

HOLY SHIT

[DTrandoms]

@Archy506 I KNOW WHAT HOLY SHIT LOOKS LIKE!

[greenday123guy]

okay how do they move? who controls the movements? cuz dont they have two brains? someone please give me an answer.

[musiclover1995v]

@greenday123guy 1 controls the left part of the body and 1 controls the right part

you should see the whole video: /watch?v=BkKWApOAG2g

[greenday123guy]

@musiclover1995v but what about the things in the middle? like who controls when they go to the bathroom and things like that

[infamousNfamous]

@greenday123guy A lot of coordination with each other, one gets left side one gets right side. And a lot of good unspoken communication that twins (conjoined or not) are know for.

[pajdara1]

Is it wrong this gave me a boner?

[JacobyJenkins]

@pajdara1 is it wrong that your a funnyjunk member? nope. it isnt.

[adamcowan1]

do they each have different personalities?

man thats fucked

[mackdaddy1322]

what happens if one of them dies?

[chicagoo17]

@mackdaddy1322 less awesome blowjobs

[nickpotter87]

@chicagoo17 you"re a dickhead

[TheRubenchitito]

@mackdaddy1322 the other one will have to leave on with her sister's dead head hanging lol

[hydrolito]

@TheRubenchitito If one head died they could be surgerically seperated a hospital in Saudi Arabia has reportedly had a 100% success rate at seperating conjoined twins.

[Dimeinurear]

@mackdaddy1322

In an anatomical answer: they have 4 lungs, 2 hearts, 2 gall bladders, 2 stomachs, 3 kidneys, and 1 of everything else.

Basically, they're immortal.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@Dimeinurear You're an idiot.

[hydrolito]

@Dimeinurear They might live out a normal life expectance although conjoined twin life expectancey is generally shorter than that of average person, they are nowhere near immortal.

[Toreno88]

Lamebook sent me

[Shaftsus]

That's enough youtoobing for the day, I'm starting to watch some really weird shit.

[silent13379]

@Shaftsus HAHHAHA SAME

[hydrolito]

@Shaftsus Did you see the twins who are cojoined at the top of their heads and otherwise have two bodies?

[hydrolito]

@hydrolito Actually I saw two different cases on youtube joined at the top of the head one case they are both facing forward so can walk more normal the other reversed so if one walks forward the other walks backwards.

[DanTheMan9867]

How many boobs do they have???

[irHaddy]

@DanTheMan9867 three tits...thats awesome

[JazzyUte]

THREEWAY!



[COMEtheFUCKatMEbro]

Did I mention two heads is better than one?

[trufuknplaya]

why does this give me a stiffy?

[feeltheillinois]

@trufuknplaya lamebook much?

[LilyWhiteRiot]

I actually saw these two walking along the street. Most bizarre moment of my life.

[VikkiToria1026]

so wait, is it one girl with two heads or two girls with one body?

[anchorman87]

@VikkiToria1026 they're 2 girls who are fused down the middle pretty much

[Bettinaa69]

i know this is a very morbid question but im just so curious what happens when one dies?? do they both die? does that mean one has a dead body attatched to them for the rest of her life?

[jrigglem]

@Bettinaa69 Seeing as they share all their internal organs, chances are, if one dies then so does the other.

[hydrolito]

@jrigglem If one died such as heart failure they could get a heart transplant for that side, they haven't done brain transplants so if brain of one died they would have to be surgerically seperated.

[Y0UTUBEFACULTY]

@Bettinaa69 Its fucking 2011, it can be removed... Refuck.

[Bettinaa69]

@Y0UTUBEFACULTY but they share some organs how could it be removed

[Y0UTUBEFACULTY]

@Bettinaa69 She'd just have an uber deformed body :(

[infamousNfamous]

@Bettinaa69 The other would die from having the, for lack of a better word, "dead stuff" going through her body. They share a circulatory system and a lot of organs.

[MsAnnora]

@Bettinaa69 both of them die they have the same heart rate even tough its 2 hearts

[magicskyfairy69]

holy crap

[IightDragon]

im confused so who controls the body?

[NikoSaltnes96]

I dont get it, can both move their arms or only 1 head?

[pokeysmith1]

I agree, that comment should be removed



[HectorL360]

milf :P

[xerox445]

Getting head from this beast would be epic.

[31loretto]

DONT LEAVE BAD COMMENTS THEY HAVE A HARD LIFE

[homedeveloper99]

To the people who leave mean comments and jokes: you're making these two girls lives harder when they already probably have quite a tough life.

[HRH787]

they must give good blowjobs

[gillsminnow]

If they're driving a car at least they can check left and right at the same time.

[KrazieWin]

Guys stop feeling sorry for them in my opinoin thats the best life ever youll never be alone sure walking and texting would be hard because its not one mind but that would be my dream life!!!!! You guys are awesome!!!!!

[Praveen501]

OH MY GOD.... ITS DIFFICULT TO KEEP THEM SEPARATED DURING A SCHOOL EXAM!!!

[treasured3]

God bless them

[musclegutlion]

I wish them the best life.

[TheHammyChannel1]

when they drive they will defenetly not crash

[northaunt]

they re kinda hot

[mahender6969]

i wounder how the parking ticket works out.

[v2vroth]

wow man imagine the 2 part vocal harmonies!

[keldrisound]

do they get two speeding tickets? multi driver insurance discount? car pool lane? who's to blame?

[CiscoCheeko]

Two tongues wrappin around my penis. Like a pole-dancer.

[Nazreth7]

They would be so good at giving blowjobs....

[EVILAKUMA]

@Nazreth7 no not really , unless u had 2 diks

[Candycorn562]

Watt if one wants to have sex?

[Candycorn562]

What happens if one of them needs to go to the bathroom?

[JFshallows]

What happens when one of them dies?

[Eddyisrich403]

@JFshallows well it would have to be an effect in the head otherwise the otherone would die too

[peaceluvpiggies]

how do they WALK? do they each have one leg and switch off?

[shanehulick]

Igorrrr...

[abcdefg1234629]

how do they eat....do they take turns????

[homie11789]

typing with one hand...

[FinalFantasy11Man1]

i thinks its coo that each head has its own personality and that technically means sex is considered a threesome

[missprisss]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH

[VasilisaDragomir1]

All those perverted comments... That's sick.

[DarkenedPsycho]

@VasilisaDragomir1 Welcome to the internet.

[PhantomLyric]

@VasilisaDragomir1 you know what though... It's funny, before reading the comments I was going to make a joke. I was going to say, "Is masturbation for them considered Incest?" --- I mean, without being a pervert about it, any sexually healthy adult would wonder what their love life could or possibly be like. That's how it started out for me... I initially thought, "would it be considered polygamy to marry 1 and carry on a relationship with both?" Then I thought, sex would be weird. and so on...

[REPTILEMAN561]

i bet they give way good blowjobs.......

[XANAjesse]

@REPTILEMAN561  u asshole i bet ur a virgin troll

[chicken4247]

@XANAjesse This REPTILEMAN is one dickless faggot all he does is talk shit on youtube

[XANAjesse]

@chicken4247 ur the dickless faggot tlkin bout people who r handicapped

[chicken4247]

@XANAjesse i dident even talk about the handicapped people read what i wrote again i wrote about REPTILEMAN561 u illiterate fool

[chicken4247]

@REPTILEMAN561 I bet you give good blowjobs too you dickless anal fag

[gforce4all]

You could please two women at the same time!

[shelbyrox15vc1]

i gue3s wen they masturbate they wait for the other to go to sleep....i winder wat its like to go o the bathroom then be like...WELL R U GANNAWITH MY VIGINA OR WAT>?????NO I THAUGHT U WERE GANNA DO IT!!!!FINE!!!!lol!!! wait........wen thier on theri period.......who it the one really on the period????lol maybe worth 2 months:(

[MainStreetMech]

Hell, one can watch the front of the road and the other can watch for cops. :D

[josemania81]

Can They Drive Carpool?

[badgirlsclubhoe]

Not to sound like a jerk or anything ,but if one girl get shot in the head what the heck would happened?,and what would happen if they got layed? ,can they get layed ,JUST CURIOUS

[AudreylynneR]

its a horrible thought..but what if they get in an accident and one is brain dead....what will the other girl do:/?

[THISNAMEOWNS]

@AudreylynneR contact ACME, naturally. 

[QuirkyGengar]

Taking a test must be horrible without trying to look at your sisters paper. My question is, if they happen to be speeding down a road and cop gives them a ticket who is going to pay? No joke intended with this question.

[kc20us]

Bless them, I get mad when people make fun of me for wearing glasses or being short, life is strange and beautiful.

[macvatu]

Some of the comments here are really deplorable. No sense of decency whatsoever.

[metalmassacre84]

..and thats fukn teamwork!!  :]

[TheCTh19]

how does they work out school? what if they need to take a test? do they take separate tests? i guess you could stick a folder in between them to stop them from cheating....

[flyingbertman]

What if they disagree on which way to turn?

[lSd3d]

I wonder how you claim taxes on a two-headed daughter..?

also

here's something you might hear a two-headed driver say during rush hour:

"Stop sideneck driving. I know where I'm going!"

[ThoseHotChicksAreHot]

soooo 1 vagina or two?

[DirectTech]

Beautiful little girls. Wanna pick on someone, try me !!

[ClydeBread]

wouldn't this be cheating in tests @ school?