Ellen Feiss Switch

[ACluelessKid]

Didn't Ellen say she had allergy problems and the medicine made her act like she was on some sort of illicit drug? ..She must have taken a lot then.

[ganmarayx]

And I was like *_* S2

[Foodfast123]

And I was like: Ngh?

[GnarlyNewEngland]

Right, because Macs are soooooooo good for office stuff

[rian009]

what was going through apple's mind in making this commercial? haha

[Redcrimson88]

Thanks Ellen for proving that Macs are computers for people who know nothing about computers.

[zahnst0cher]

Ellen smokes the best shit on the block.



[Pooky1991]

Thats where that Osaka vid came from8D

[Gunner3210]

So much drugs. pipipipipipi...

[DemonAMVs]

Meth... It will turn you into ellen fiess, beware!

[Manganau12345]

And this is why macs suck.

[bubby963]

Anyone else thinking azumanga daioh?

[MegaFire95]

A Drunk Student ? Dude Get Someone else to abuse Pc Cuz u Macs Suk at that !!!!

[mailedbypostman]

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

[lygerzero189]

Technically wouldn't a Mac be a PC too?

[TheOKTerrificable]

@lygerzero189 Not if you're high.

[DemonAMVs]

@lygerzero189 Bascily mac is a PC but its like one of those phones you buy from a phone company. Its locked to there company only, you cannot install anything they do not want you to install or modify the product you bought. They also like charging ludicrous amounts for there computers that are made in sweatshops.

[kingrob72]

Hot babe.

[Coi1221]

This is just impossible. crApple tells such idiotic lies to force simple-minded bastards to use their "perfect" crap..

[TheOriginalRizk]

@Coi1221

Dude, seriously! If a computer beeps it most likely means the CPU has faulted and the whole computer would crash. And as for the whole "half my paper was gone", that's absolute bull$#!t! No PC on earth will delete just half of written text!

[Coi1221]

@TheOriginalRizk I know, I know..

[gtfonewfag]

People who can't handle Microsoft Word must be fucking stupid...

[DVDluvr123]

Obviously she is high on Macintosh. She's a Machead!

[ZOMbyNE]

Fuck this toshiba keyboard.

[ZOMbyNE]

Control-z your drug fuck.

[Sum1MakinVids]

Thats what an undo arrow is for.

[TamamaCandyLover]

Story of my life. X3

[Fanpires23]

I said this to everybody at school. They were like ".....hmm?...."

[Mithrilluin]

That's why you SAVE frequently, duh! Don't blame Windows for your own idiocy!

[Companioncube12]

79 people were watching this video on the PC, And then they were like "BLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEE­P"

and then like all thier likes weres gone...

And they were like, "Hmm?"

It devoured their likes, They were really good likes

And then whey had to do it again and fast, so they missed

Which is kind of.....

A bummer.....

I'm Companioncube12 and I'm a youtube commenter....

[joshmiles09]

She really doesn't look like she is on something!!!1!

[cyborgtroy]

"And I was like, 'no way, brah'"

[TomSFox]

"Fuck you, I want my words back!"

[RunFasterPussycat]

........this woman couldn't figure out a pc?

your stupidity turns me off from your attractiveness

mac......for people too stupid to figure out DOS

shes a student? school wont help her.....

[mewrox99]

Poor girl. Thanks to the nice guys at apple, everyone knows about her weed habit

[julianbell90]

I think the acid you dropped made you think you were writing a paper

[ColorPrinter42]

I was on a PC, and I could actually do shit.

[z00h]

I was washing my hair, in the tub, and then I heard like bzbzepipipizbzbzbzzzz and then it turned out that I was brainwashed and half of my brain was gone. AND THEN I became an iSheep, BAAAAAAAAAA.

[ishouldplayzelda]

she sounds like she's high

[Phazonaddict]

Why do they hire stoned people for these ads.

[Anon701]

I thought Microsoft Word auto-recovered stuff even if you didn't save it, starting in 2000 or something. Probably before that.

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

@Anon701 Depends on whether or not it autosaved enough of it. It periodically autosaves a backup for if for whatever reason the program is closed before saving and the "Would you like to save DUHHH PAPER(dot)doc?" doesn't pop up (e.g.: computer suddenly is turned off, MS Word stops responding and you need to close it). I'm not sure exactly how periodically, though, as I don't pay attention to that when I'm typing a document and have never been curious enough to look it up.

[sw33tb0y77]

"The PC ate my paper"

That's a new one ...

[JRC3034]

gorgeous girl she's really spacey though! ^_^

[Xaeryx]

Don't tell anyone, but I recently discovered two secret hidden keys that can actually prevent this from being a problem. They're only visible if you're looking from exactly the right angle (like the entrance to Hogwarts), but you've got to believe they're there.

They're called "Ctrl" and "S".

[cobbfilms22]

is she high?

[JHtheKING1]

@cobbfilms22 haha she probably hallucinated that she wrote the other half of the paper. .

[cobbfilms22]

@JHtheKING1 id sure love to fuck the shit out of her :P

[BlanFan2O]

gee, I wonder what she used the paper for.

[JHtheKING1]

@BlanFan2O Rolling joints?

[XxGirntacos]

#LOL #FAIL

[iHateToRegister]

*fap fap fap*

[Vivace66]

Wait, why would that mean you should switch to a mac?

[psychospinny]

i was writing paper [rollin' my joint], and i smoked it [puff-puff]. I then ate the toilet paper because i got the munchies. as soon as i landed again on planet earth i realized that the dog, i mean computer, ate my paper [good excuse].

[whydid666]

It funny the an animation of some anime character with her dub is more famous then her.

[123456789doorwall]

Yeah man I was like Yeah and then shit and Yeah and beep beep beep it was crazy.

[starfox1996]

what are you on?

[MrCoolio42]

ya she is high as fuck

[kurt3000]

lol i think there is all something we can get out of this

-apples crap

-amv hell no matter how hard you try will not escape your mind

[SpartanElite095]

Osaka.

[kurt2rsenjazz]

Come on, Macs and PCs are equally crappy. You pay loads of money, and the crap still fails

[C0rvus]

She's too stupid to learn how to use a computer properly (or even describe the problems she has to tech support; "It went "BLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEP and my work was gone, what do I do?!"), so she switches to a Mac.

[LuciusMartius]

Jesus saves.

Buddha does incremental backups!

[Eekolu]

Jesus saves.

Passes to noah.

He scores!

[live2sk8live2kill]

HIGH!!!

[TeoS69]

USB KEY FOR IMPORTANT THINKS? if not that means that you don't care enough...

[kurt2rsenjazz]

I have a Mac and a PC. Both equally suck

[vika9019]

so true!

[macgyver2210]

you fail it

[Linden047]

I'd give her a bummer...

[LTmattYT]

lawl

[digitalbots]

I have used a PC for years and i have never heard of or experienced this issue ever.

[garfus2]

i like totally had sex with ellen fiess. and then i caught type A herpes. it totally sucks :(

[ItalianoConfuso]

i was having sex with ellen feiss and it was like... pipipipi-pipipipi...

[BigBrightBlueBox]

@ItalianoConfuso That's funny. I lol'd.

[JHtheKING1]

@ItalianoConfuso lmao

[arellia]

Sounds like..................... a bummer.

[Selendomono]

ok please tell me this girl is just an actress reading from a script... cause i dont think anyone can sound that dumb...

[razzledazzle1]

sadly enough she isn't an actress.

[piggykrap]

windows sucks

mac sucks

linux sucks

what's left? BSD BITCHES

[sekyunseung]

You can set Microsoft Word to save your document automatically. In addition, with Windows and DOS, you can recover files pretty easily. Do a search on Hunter Cressel to see how wonderful the Mac is with this sort of thing. Tell me, Ellen, what do they use at the rehab center?

[megamarsvin]

Hell I hate Microsoft as much as I hate Apple but that is bullshit indeed. MS Word, at least versions after 2000, backup every couple of seconds automatically. When you reboot and start Word it asks you "do you want to restore the stuff you lost when we crashed?"

Most you'll lose is a couple of minutes work.

But then advertising has very little to do with facts.

[JamesIsDumbAlot]

Die , Troll.

[Dieseldaballboy]

lol

[S7EW1E]

You should like save, like every now and then. And you'll be like ok, like.

Go to detox or something if you can't quit! Get off the shit, start actually writing something and stop blaming "THE PC" instead of admitting you were too shitfaced to type a single f##king word.

[jaamzw]

was she writing it on notepad?

if she was using Word like everyone would assume then this is stupid. most mac users use office too.

[shrontzy]

Ellen Feiss get the hell off drugs.

[levianthen]

Stupid Apple. Microsoft Word saves your word document like every 30 seconds. Wtf?

[ufgators3x]

to bad this is fucking false...u can recover ure fucking lost work...??

dumb ass retards at apple...wdf never used a pc before?? oh ever used a mac and the power went out and u were typing a paper..oh good look trying to recover that lost work..yah and do that while ure a pc..oh shit...i turn my computer on and wala !!! there is my fuckign work...recovered!!!!! wait when is mac gunna get this idea through their fuckin heads??? dumb shits

[PObserver]

The OP doesn't have the transcript right. She says "on THE PC" not "on a PC".

There are two times where she abruptly smashes grammar and syntax -- "I was writing paper on the PC." and "It was really good paper."

[grandpagohan1]

What the hell is she? On dope? Seriously, I use PCs all the time, hell prefer them actually, and I never once lost a paper because I SAVE THE WORK EVERY F*CKING PARAGRAPH!

[Ishnuvalok]

This, kids, is why you SAVE YOUR WORK.

ctrl+s, It's not that hard to do.

[knofle]

Sounds like one of my excuses when I've written a shit paper.

[chucklestheClock1]

What a stoner

[NeffiStar]

Oh I get it. 'Cause the kids today say "bummer" and can totally relate to having to deal with school work on their hard-to-use computers. I see. That's a clever one. Why didn't I switch to a Mac with all this clever advertising. Clearly they must be superior because I can relate so well to their actors.

[FelisCatusLover]

this is from 2002, they actually did say stuff like that back then.

[Exeklap]

Definitely better with Osaka.

[jaedehunter]

Half her paper disappeared because she used white out on half her screen after she had been sniffing it.

[FelisCatusLover]

LMFAO!

[MandatoryGenocide]

Apple computers: Stoner proof.

[filipkir]

Save your paper you stupid bitch lol

[c0rkn0t]

haha that is quiet ironic.

I go to a school where most people have a lot of money... so they nearly all have macs... you can't imagine how much people complain about loosing all their files or there computer crashing. so really in the end... no matter what you take there is a chance to crash.

it is just that before not that many people had macs...

[eddie2042]

ya so ppl might as well buy pc's cuz it's easier to retrieve files in pcs than macs, but ppl are morons.. let them be...

[FugaziCharon]

The irony of that comment hurts.

[LatterMat]

I agree.

[X4PP3D]

I'd teach her how to use a PC, then we'd get high, have sex, and talk about why Macs suck.

[zeecount]

Smoke weed everyday

[GoldenCottonBall]

Hit Ctrl+S

And then go watch the AMV that has this and Azumanga Daioh mixed together...

Because that was hillarious!

[Arctander]

I've always wondered where they got this audio from. I can't see this clip normally now XD;

[naruto5538]

yeah same here cuz i couldnt spell her last name properly till i googled it :P

[alphaglis]

No it's not! I do it all the time, works great for me and my friends, in my head, course acid and CRTL-S works bad ;)

[jxwhee]

Yeah it's hard to hit CTRL-S and do bong rips at the same time.

[Huntrguy102]

wow I bet the reason she likes the mac is because she's baked all time.

[SupaDude2]

Dumb bitch. She probably fell asleep on the backspace key and deleted all by herself. And when all the characters were gone it made those beeps that woke her up eventually.

That's what you get for doing drugs.

[niedermayr]

rofl

[niedermayr]

rofl

[Stain999]

lol, you're a damn idiot, weed *does not* do that to you

[fahrradteile]

Stupid bitch.

[HappyJack01]

Yes! Osaka did it better! Search Osaka Feiss.

[54spiritedwill54]

I love you ellen!! *kiss the screen*

[GaryNull]

Has this stupid cunt ever heard of the

the word "backup"?

[CowzRppl2]

stoned!

[Hotshotter3000]

Hmmm... last I've seen and heard is that MS office on the PC (As well Open Office) have a restore feature. Every time I was writing something and I suffered a bluescreen or the word processor just crashed (it very rarely happens), when I open the program again, it just gets back my old work. What version of office and windows is she using? 98?

[PersonalComputerHelp]

get a hobby

[KoolguyGT500]

"And I was like Nhmm?"

[Rasmus95dk]

She looks like Ellen Page

[nodvick]

for future reference: ctrl+z

[hobosapian8]

shes like,drunk

[JaeOoO]

she is really beautiful. im prettier tho! G

[swiggydiggy]

Ctrl+S FTW.

[GaryNull]

This bitch needs: Ctrl + STFU

[Ominona001]

My PC does it everytime when I'm high. it also talks to me.

[kitsundesu]

Sometimes you get excited writing because you know you've got something really good and then it diesss. Conversely, if you've got crap, you can walk away for like half a day... and it'll still be there...

[Nitile]

thats why hteres a save button dumbass (cough) u didn't hear that from me

[applerulez67]

Jesus, this ad makes me cry. She is fucking wonderful and his voice is stunning.

I love her.

[hofficalz]

how she can make that "bli bli bli bliliblbi"

[over9000weed]

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

[AdrianBorgnine]

Needs more Osaka

[Boghman22]

What a fucking idiot...Who is this person???

[donofrni]

She's so baked

[KingOfKatamari]

She's only on Benadryl...

[superhypercj]

I want to take some benadryl and be exsausted with her :D

[Karlfalcon]

I dunno about anyone else, but I've never had my computer go "BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP­-BEEP" and spontaneously drop half of what I'm working on.

It's called a SAVE button, bitch.

[superhypercj]

GTFO! she is awesome!

[medicationrequired]

Not that like, I've seen Ellen Feis, I like, doubt the paper was that good to begin with.

[betawicupu]

LOL

[pajson13]

PC is eating paper!

Switch to Mac, it is only eating your power (AC) ;)

[DJFormido]

...very high

[jeveuxlesoleil]

On Benedryl.

[frackle]

So she says.

[DJFormido]

she looks high

[Doppelgangergang]

Maybe that girl is drugged.

[ICATTxProductions]

and shes like, REALLY fucking ugly.

[CRussman]

not really.

[RainbowTammy]

Nah. She's just like, REALLY fucking high.

[ICATTxProductions]

hmm. maybe shes just retarded and hit the backspace key like a fat idiot?

[bruno0876]

Highz0r

[scienceboy]

honestly, do people believe that PCs just randomly delete half of your paper? its a load of BS

i cant believe that these commercials actually worked on some people

[kargos]

its happened to me before...

[JoyGrenade]

stooooooooned

[butcherben82]

it´s seems like she´s stoned

[Snowspot]

Mac, Linux, PC... all have their strengths... everyone stfu.. mac is cool cause stoners endorse it though :D

[jamesgn20]

Yeah, PCs have the advantage of being Cheap and able to swap out any parts you want. Linux has the advantage of being open source. And Mac has the advantage of a higher cost, so you can feel important even though you really aren't.

[lasttimearound]

Haha. She is high as a kite.

[AppleMail]

I love it.

[sebring98]

how gay, people STILL fight about whats better Mac or PC. How about this instead....

WHO'S THE BIGGER F*&KING BILLIONAIRE, BILL GATES OR STEVE JOBS????

LOSERS! Fighting for 2 gazillionaires WHO don't even know you, and wouldn't give a shit about you if they saw you. Look buy whatever contraptions you want, WHO CARES.

[phelly2]

Dear Ellen Fiess. Yea. PC's suck. PS. wanna bone?

[Tut0rialz101]

EVERYONE WHO USES MACS ARE GAY COCKSUCKERS, end of story...

[ZeskoWhirligan]

Anybody who needs a "tutorial" to operate a PC is a worthless cornhole ass-hat with the IQ of a fucking retarded nigger. And that's pretty fucking stupid.

[ZeskoWhirligan]

I'd like for one of you fucking PC gurus to ATTEMPT to explain how your fucked up PC is "better" than a Mac. The Mac was BUILT UP using PC parts. Apple INVENTED the "windows" operating system, it took 10 years for the PC to even catch up to the Mac's appearance, and the PC has never caught up to the Mac's capability. Face it, Apple Computer and the Mac revolutionized the PC world, even for you lonely masturbating PC geeks.

[ZeskoWhirligan]

And this is where the fucktard reject wearing Mr. Spock ears (with cum stains on his keyboard) raises his hand and challenges: "Then why do more people have PCs than Macs? Huh? Huh?" It's because MOST people are ignorant fucktards, and they require the simplest technology available.

[ZeskoWhirligan]

The ultimate test is this: Can a PC-dependent dickhead operate a Mac intuitively? No. PC people are totally fucking LOST on a Mac. Can a Mac-only person operate a PC intuitively? Yes. Do you know why? It's because the Mac DEVELOPS your INTUITION, so you LEARN FASTER. The PC doesn't help you develop ANYTHING except thick wrists from jacking off.

[DodgyDaveGTX]

Someone doesn't like PCs very much.

Accept it. They're different. Different uses.. different tools

[DarkArkFox]

Are you kidding? It's a pain to use a mac. I Have to use one for my graphic design class and Just the lack of a right mouse button is a pain. I see absolutely no reason to buy a mac. A pc doesn't need to be intuitive, the reason it's not as intuitive is due to the fact that there is so much less you can do with a mac. Sorry if I don't wanna take my had off the mouse or scroll down a menu just to copy a picture.