Louis CK is my favorite comic. I think one of his greatest talents is that he's a fantastic storyteller. He takes what was probably a very upsetting incident and makes it hilarious. Tragedy + Time...
The main difference between dogs and humans ingesting lots of chocolate is that dogs cannot effectively process out the theobromine and trace amounts of caffeine quickly like our bodies can, so they are likely to die from a basket of Easter eggs whereas a person will be a fat theobormine and caffeine loaded shit for a while, and then soon after just a fat shit.
Chocolate contains theobromine, a chemical similar to caffeine. It is toxic in dogs 100 and 150 milligrams per kilogram of body weight. Since there is a variance in cacao levels in types of chocolate, certain kinds are more lethal. I.e. : It would take 20 ounces of milk chocolate to kill a 20-pound dog, but only 2 ounces of baker's chocolate or 6 ounces of semisweet chocolate.
That is almost exactly the same amount of toxicity of theobromine for humans, so too much chocolate can kill us both.
Any form of chocolate due to the fact chocolate contains Theobromine. It increases heart rate and urination rate. Humans can metabolize the theobromine, dogs can not. Did I mention Theobromine is almost fatal in large buildups?
Give your dog chocolate and you're giving them a heart attack.
It's interesting seeing Conan and... the other guy whose name escapes me... try to bounce off the 'chocolate in low places' joke and you can just see Louis's face acknowledge the failure, but they just kept trying.
Louis' situation is similar to that of giving people CPR. If done correctly, it's likely going to break ribs, but at least the recipient may live. Just something to keep in mind if anyone thinks his actions were cruel or unethical.
for anyone wondering, dogs can't eat chocolate because their metabolisms can't break it down fast enough. Chocolate would be toxic to us too, but humans have a different metabolism that breaks it down fast and digests it before it can build up toxicity and do us harm. This is probably because dogs didn't eat things like beans (cacao is a bean) while they evolved, and humans did.
Also, Conan laughing hysterically while a guy talks about beating his dog in the face is both terrifying and awesome.
Seriously, why the fuck can't we make "arrow to the knee" jokes anymore? It started just like any other retarded ass meme on the internet, and it's origin was innocent enough. But thanks to a bunch of pretentious assclowns who make like they are the kings of internet dumbfuckery, if you make an "arrow to the knee" joke people go, "That's not funny, you're a fag". You know what, people can't make "X Y is X" jokes like that msliscool cunt anymore because they're too easy and gay. Kiss my dick.
@Brotassium00 You certainly can, but they are not original and almost never funny. They were so overdone recently that, I feel like I can speak for most people here, they just piss me off when you see them. They're more like a desperate plea for worthless up votes since everyone knows the joke but the truth is that they scorned upon now.
@Brotassium00 The memes that last are the ones that you can be creative with. Ending a sentence with "but then I took an arrow to the knee" isn't funny.
@Brotassium00 Remember when The Hangover came out a few years ago and annoying twits quoted it non stop? Its like that. It stop being funny through over saturation.
@easye1973 I know I did. See the thing is most people for whatever think the Hang Over is funny. I'm not going to start another argument in the middle of this one or nothing will ever be accomplished. Get it?
@FrustratedWhiteMale I know what you were trying to say but your lack of specificity failed in making your point. When you said 'it stopped being funny with over saturation" means that you thought at one point it was funny then over hearing it made it no longer funny. I saw the move opening day and first show and it was not funny. And that brings me back to my first question "when was it ever funny"? I will be able to watch this clip in 2 yrs and will be funny as it is now.
@easye1973 I wasn't talking about this clip... Before you reply to another reply be sure you know context. I was talking about arrow to the knee jokes.
@MissDeeCole Its called comedy. It doesn't have to be true, it just has to make people laugh. 99% of the comedians you like are not telling the truth. Sorry to ruin your day.
Hehe, I know so well that kind of situation when you're trying to help somebody and it looks just the opposite. That's why doctors wear doctor uniforms while at work, as a sign "it's not what it looks like!". XD
@blobsnob The simplest systematic name of water is hydrogen oxide. This is analogous to related compounds such as hydrogen peroxide, hydrogen sulfide, and deuterium oxide (heavy water). Another systematic name, oxidane, is accepted by IUPAC as a parent name for the systematic naming of oxygen-based substituent groups,[44]
Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is a rarely used name of water. This term has been used in various hoaxes that call for this "lethal chemical" to be banned
I had to give my dog hydrogen peroxide because I accidentally gave her more pain killer than prescribed for her freshly spayed tummy. (The dose was a FOURTH of a pill. Wtf?)
So my Mom held open her mouth and I poured it into my hand and from my hand onto her tongue. She threw up, all was well.
Turns out that giving her a whole pill wasn't lethal anyway. *facepalm*
Louis' punchline went untold :( (He was going to say "And yeah, so that happened. And then 2 years later she was hit by a bus. True story, true story.")
@perfectmf13 You kinda failed. Because in the same "Hilarious" special, right after the person says " people who don't punch their ponies make me sick." the next line is "You should have your ponies taken away from you!" nice try, but you failed... SITDOWN
@pinks4men Then you're obviously too dense to figure out that just because he said it doesn't mean he's taking two different positions. Also, if you happen to pay closer attention you will notice that it's not his position but rather what internet commentators say. It's comedy. Ya' know comedians don't always mean what they say! Awesome comprehension skills, TWAT! GOHOME!
@pinks4men Then you're obviously too dense to figure out that just because he said it doesn't mean he's taking two different positions. Also, if you happen to pay closer attention you will notice that it's not his position but rather what internet commentators say. It's comedy. Ya' know comedians don't always mean what they say! Awesome comprehension skills, TWAT! GOHOME!
@pinks4men Then you're obviously too dense to figure out that just because he said it doesn't mean he's taking two different positions. Also, if you happen to pay closer attention you will notice that it's not his position but rather what internet commentators say. It's comedy. Ya' know comedians don't always mean what they say! Awesome comprehension skills, TWAT! GOHOME!
@pinks4men Then you're obviously too dense to figure out that just because he said it doesn't mean he's taking two different positions. Also, if you happen to pay closer attention you will notice that it's not his position but rather what internet commentators say. It's comedy. Ya' know comedians don't always mean what they say! Awesome comprehension skills, TWAT! GOHOME!
FYI to new dog owners (I would hope long time owners know this already), you use a 10cc syringe (without the needle) to squirt the hydrogen peroxide down the dog's throat.
@ERoBB1 No we shouldnt have to be fined £1000 because our dogs shit, and cant take then on beaches or parks because baby will put it in there eyes. If you poke your self in the eye with shit you eyes are too good for you
@sirbestnameever okay? if your an infant you dont any better! im betting you still eat cat shit in park sandboxes . go get checked for parasites faggot
Excellent idea! Better yet, make it illegal for the dogs to poop. Every time they do it, they either have to do 30 hours community service or get a cattle prod to their tongues.
Ask your congressman to pass this law in the same letter you ask for chocolate to be labeled a controlled substance. I'm sure they'll lend you crayons to write it at the mental institution.
I had almost the exact same thing happen to me, except it was my wife instead of a dog. And she hadn't eaten chocolate, she just hadn't made me dinner.
I just had to do this. Measuring cup worked well. Quarter cup, and 10 minutes later the shredded toy was regurgitated. This video was just the laugh I needed!
@remotetea i'm not sure if you were trying to be ironic, but i almost chuckled at your hypocrisy. dihydrogen monoxide is only one of the many ways you can name water. hydrogen oxide is one of them.
now if i may, i'm going to ask you to stop trying to make yourself sound smart, you fucking scumbag. cunt.
@PkersWork Let me rephrase since you're getting semantical. It's not even close to water in the sense that it would help your dog absolutely none at all by drinking it after chocolate.
Let me rephrase since you're getting semantical. It's not even close to water in the sense that it would help your dog absolutely none at all by drinking it after chocolate.
My grandma used to put Hydrogen Peroxide in my ears as a preventative attempt to keep pimples out of my inner ear canal. It was torture. It was painful and it was like she put rice crispies in my ear canal and poured milk in and let it pop like evil ear pop rocks. It was terrible. She did that until I was big enough to fight my way off of her lap and out of her kung fu grip...she also was very very strong for a grandma...and she's an Atheist. So....yeah. That's my HP story.
Louis CK is my favorite comic. I think one of his greatest talents is that he's a fantastic storyteller. He takes what was probably a very upsetting incident and makes it hilarious. Tragedy + Time...
yesanded 3 hours ago
Louis is like conan without the hair
lewisholton01 11 hours ago
@lewisholton01 and with funny jokes
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The main difference between dogs and humans ingesting lots of chocolate is that dogs cannot effectively process out the theobromine and trace amounts of caffeine quickly like our bodies can, so they are likely to die from a basket of Easter eggs whereas a person will be a fat theobormine and caffeine loaded shit for a while, and then soon after just a fat shit.
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Chocolate contains theobromine, a chemical similar to caffeine. It is toxic in dogs 100 and 150 milligrams per kilogram of body weight. Since there is a variance in cacao levels in types of chocolate, certain kinds are more lethal. I.e. : It would take 20 ounces of milk chocolate to kill a 20-pound dog, but only 2 ounces of baker's chocolate or 6 ounces of semisweet chocolate.
That is almost exactly the same amount of toxicity of theobromine for humans, so too much chocolate can kill us both.
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TheTerrorUforgot 23 hours ago
He should show this video to the dog
lukaskaetano 1 day ago
What's the moral of the story? When you save your dog's life using hydrogen peroxide, the dog will hate you and have to become someone else's pet.
ChipArgyle 1 day ago
What ever happened to Coked Up Werewolf?
Intesivecarebear 2 days ago
I hope the dog wont hate him forever
muiscnight 2 days ago
1:29 leave the comedy to louis
inavettable 3 days ago
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inavettable 3 days ago
GOOD FOR U I HATE IT WHEN I SEE DOGS INFRONT OF ME DIE!
missmadison2426 3 days ago
Any form of chocolate due to the fact chocolate contains Theobromine. It increases heart rate and urination rate. Humans can metabolize the theobromine, dogs can not. Did I mention Theobromine is almost fatal in large buildups?
Give your dog chocolate and you're giving them a heart attack.
And a weighty dog is a healthy dog.
SuaveButDubiousDevil 4 days ago 2
hhahahaa poor dog... kno wat fuck the dog.. POOR louis!
riccochet88 5 days ago
It's interesting seeing Conan and... the other guy whose name escapes me... try to bounce off the 'chocolate in low places' joke and you can just see Louis's face acknowledge the failure, but they just kept trying.
TrueJalik 6 days ago 3
One of conans best guests IMO always fun to listen to
MikeViLLaZ 1 week ago 2
Louis' situation is similar to that of giving people CPR. If done correctly, it's likely going to break ribs, but at least the recipient may live. Just something to keep in mind if anyone thinks his actions were cruel or unethical.
SuicidalNun 1 week ago
our thing is over!
Tsoep13 1 week ago
I love this gay hes so exciting ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
usmaddog7 1 week ago
one of the most hilarious things i have ever heard :D
Matzes 1 week ago
LMAO... I could put it on this high shelf.. but i think not!
5ilent5am 1 week ago
The best laugh I've had in weeks!!
Thx LCK, you are awesome!
mjlindvall 1 week ago
100's of people: LEAVE HER ALONE!
Louis: SHE'S GONNA DIE! (punchin and kickin her)
He really didnt build a very good case for himself while he was doing that in public lmfao
Narcissist2021 1 week ago 6
This guy is awesome
6464jeremy 1 week ago
3:18 i spit out my water from laughing. currently wiping it off monitor
natazer 1 week ago
"Please sir, stop punching your dog in the face!"
"I can't :("
"Why not?!"
"Because I love him."
"Ooooooh, how cute."
DaveDinnerDude 1 week ago 5
for anyone wondering, dogs can't eat chocolate because their metabolisms can't break it down fast enough. Chocolate would be toxic to us too, but humans have a different metabolism that breaks it down fast and digests it before it can build up toxicity and do us harm. This is probably because dogs didn't eat things like beans (cacao is a bean) while they evolved, and humans did.
Also, Conan laughing hysterically while a guy talks about beating his dog in the face is both terrifying and awesome.
instereovideos 1 week ago 2
louis makes jokes, conan and that other guy chip in...
No.
Ennsey 1 week ago
I laughed so hard
BowlOSugar 2 weeks ago 3
louis looks like he's been working out, arms are looking pretty trim.
thepowerout 2 weeks ago
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shinoda511 2 weeks ago
My owner used to take me on walks, then I took hydrogen peroxide to the snout.
CrazyMitch89 2 weeks ago 52
@CrazyMitch89 *in* the snout.
jackiechanrpm 2 weeks ago
@jackiechanrpm TO THE SNOUT
HDTVGamePlay 1 week ago
@HDTVGamePlay IN THE SNOUT!!
jackiechanrpm 1 week ago
@jackiechanrpm TO THE SNOUT!!!
HDTVGamePlay 1 week ago
@CrazyMitch89 lol you made me like that joke..
misanthropikbunny 1 week ago
@CrazyMitch89 BEST comment ever, laughed my ass off, and I were alone
chrillehagffs 2 days ago
@chrillehagffs (he's not a dog, he's a slave)
Mmmjamm 2 days ago
@CrazyMitch89 can't down vote u enough stfu
gigin1337 2 days ago
Seriously, why the fuck can't we make "arrow to the knee" jokes anymore? It started just like any other retarded ass meme on the internet, and it's origin was innocent enough. But thanks to a bunch of pretentious assclowns who make like they are the kings of internet dumbfuckery, if you make an "arrow to the knee" joke people go, "That's not funny, you're a fag". You know what, people can't make "X Y is X" jokes like that msliscool cunt anymore because they're too easy and gay. Kiss my dick.
Brotassium00 2 weeks ago
@Brotassium00 You actually have...a really good point lol. well said.
100tonlifter 2 weeks ago
@Brotassium00 You certainly can, but they are not original and almost never funny. They were so overdone recently that, I feel like I can speak for most people here, they just piss me off when you see them. They're more like a desperate plea for worthless up votes since everyone knows the joke but the truth is that they scorned upon now.
AutoDidactic26 2 weeks ago
@Brotassium00 I used to go on youtube like you, then I saw arrow in the knee jokes.
klaasdeboer 2 weeks ago
@Brotassium00 i would have read this but i took 2 arrows to the eye. i am using a braille keyboard and braille monitor.
threadysparrow 1 week ago
@Brotassium00 The memes that last are the ones that you can be creative with. Ending a sentence with "but then I took an arrow to the knee" isn't funny.
irsheft 1 week ago
@Brotassium00 Remember when The Hangover came out a few years ago and annoying twits quoted it non stop? Its like that. It stop being funny through over saturation.
FrustratedWhiteMale 1 week ago
@FrustratedWhiteMale when was it ever funny?
easye1973 1 week ago
@easye1973 The Hangover? Pretty much Never. I was trying to make a point. =/
FrustratedWhiteMale 1 week ago
@FrustratedWhiteMale but you said "it stopped being funny" implying that at one point it was funny.
easye1973 5 days ago
@easye1973 I know I did. See the thing is most people for whatever think the Hang Over is funny. I'm not going to start another argument in the middle of this one or nothing will ever be accomplished. Get it?
FrustratedWhiteMale 5 days ago
@FrustratedWhiteMale I know what you were trying to say but your lack of specificity failed in making your point. When you said 'it stopped being funny with over saturation" means that you thought at one point it was funny then over hearing it made it no longer funny. I saw the move opening day and first show and it was not funny. And that brings me back to my first question "when was it ever funny"? I will be able to watch this clip in 2 yrs and will be funny as it is now.
easye1973 4 days ago
@easye1973 I wasn't talking about this clip... Before you reply to another reply be sure you know context. I was talking about arrow to the knee jokes.
FrustratedWhiteMale 4 days ago
@FrustratedWhiteMale you are 100% right I am a stupid cunt who cant read.
easye1973 3 days ago
@easye1973 I forgive you. GO and sin no more!
FrustratedWhiteMale 3 days ago
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"Polish Chocolate"
shut up faggot
ep0nymous 2 weeks ago
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My dog used to play around but then he took an arrow to the knee...
TheTopStriker 2 weeks ago
@TheTopStriker stupid joke is stupid
msliscool 2 weeks ago
@msliscool It was meant to be stupid joke so that people like you reply to it, now do you feel great?
TheTopStriker 2 weeks ago
Man's best friend my ass!!! LMFAO
broalonzo 2 weeks ago
LOL This guy is awesome!
Molnija1994 3 weeks ago
Gotta love Louis. Season 3 of his show coming up!
xCrushingBelialx 3 weeks ago 4
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hes making up a ridiculous story. i dont get the appeal of this guy.
MissDeeCole 3 weeks ago
@MissDeeCole Its called comedy. It doesn't have to be true, it just has to make people laugh. 99% of the comedians you like are not telling the truth. Sorry to ruin your day.
somekindofmonster7 3 weeks ago 62
I almost cried from laughing so hard.
PrinceJoshTheGreat 3 weeks ago 2
Only Louis CK would turn an interview into comedy. GODBLESS
Ur0pinionDoesntCount 3 weeks ago
@Ur0pinionDoesntCount not really
TairyGreen89 3 weeks ago
I have never seen someone understand and represent a dog's thoughts so well.
maktub 3 weeks ago 6
Hehe, I know so well that kind of situation when you're trying to help somebody and it looks just the opposite. That's why doctors wear doctor uniforms while at work, as a sign "it's not what it looks like!". XD
DistantLives 3 weeks ago 2
@DistantLives Specially true of surgeons
mdsatan 3 weeks ago
Animal cruelty has never been so funny.
Ektherion00 3 weeks ago
Did he said "Polish chocolate" ?"
ciawarhater 3 weeks ago 2
Louis ck and conan, two legends. Awesome video. Screw that andy guy though.
1lIIiliIi1iillIiiII1 3 weeks ago
Cool story bro.
p2eas3 3 weeks ago
@blobsnob The simplest systematic name of water is hydrogen oxide. This is analogous to related compounds such as hydrogen peroxide, hydrogen sulfide, and deuterium oxide (heavy water). Another systematic name, oxidane, is accepted by IUPAC as a parent name for the systematic naming of oxygen-based substituent groups,[44]
Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is a rarely used name of water. This term has been used in various hoaxes that call for this "lethal chemical" to be banned
wikipedia bro, good job
asharma78901 4 weeks ago
its true, dogs are fuckin dumb. but so cute and loyal
stopdropandroll 4 weeks ago
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asharma78901 4 weeks ago
I had to give my dog hydrogen peroxide because I accidentally gave her more pain killer than prescribed for her freshly spayed tummy. (The dose was a FOURTH of a pill. Wtf?)
So my Mom held open her mouth and I poured it into my hand and from my hand onto her tongue. She threw up, all was well.
Turns out that giving her a whole pill wasn't lethal anyway. *facepalm*
InuyashaFanatic13 4 weeks ago
@dawkosvk cool man.
bdub22222 1 month ago
he gets fatter and fatter:_.
DUBARTIFY 1 month ago 2
dude makes any situation funny
shinin20024eva 1 month ago 4
Pretty funny.
LinwoodJ 1 month ago
you are not funny..
dawkosvk 1 month ago
fucking love this guy
imthetopstoner 1 month ago 112
Louis' punchline went untold :( (He was going to say "And yeah, so that happened. And then 2 years later she was hit by a bus. True story, true story.")
Odoaker476 1 month ago 7
Holy shit this is funny
sarcasticMFer 1 month ago
I used to like dark chocolate, but then I took a punch to the face.
zhongguohua88 1 month ago 7
"I think it was pretty clear that I didn't like that."
Trevorge3 1 month ago
People who don't punch their dogs in the face make me sick.
corpbrotherhood 1 month ago 316
@corpbrotherhood you should have your dogs taken away from you!
simplystatic 3 weeks ago
@simplystatic Not sure if you're sarcastic or not. If not, that line is from his "Hilarious" special about internet commentators.
perfectmf13 3 weeks ago
@perfectmf13 You kinda failed. Because in the same "Hilarious" special, right after the person says " people who don't punch their ponies make me sick." the next line is "You should have your ponies taken away from you!" nice try, but you failed... SITDOWN
pinks4men 2 weeks ago
@pinks4men Then you're obviously too dense to figure out that just because he said it doesn't mean he's taking two different positions. Also, if you happen to pay closer attention you will notice that it's not his position but rather what internet commentators say. It's comedy. Ya' know comedians don't always mean what they say! Awesome comprehension skills, TWAT! GOHOME!
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@pinks4men Then you're obviously too dense to figure out that just because he said it doesn't mean he's taking two different positions. Also, if you happen to pay closer attention you will notice that it's not his position but rather what internet commentators say. It's comedy. Ya' know comedians don't always mean what they say! Awesome comprehension skills, TWAT! GOHOME!
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@pinks4men Then you're obviously too dense to figure out that just because he said it doesn't mean he's taking two different positions. Also, if you happen to pay closer attention you will notice that it's not his position but rather what internet commentators say. It's comedy. Ya' know comedians don't always mean what they say! Awesome comprehension skills, TWAT! GOHOME!
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@pinks4men Then you're obviously too dense to figure out that just because he said it doesn't mean he's taking two different positions. Also, if you happen to pay closer attention you will notice that it's not his position but rather what internet commentators say. It's comedy. Ya' know comedians don't always mean what they say! Awesome comprehension skills, TWAT! GOHOME!
perfectmf13 1 week ago
@corpbrotherhood Somehow, I saw the word "fuck" in your comment.
redshark618 2 weeks ago
master storyteller
BallsworthBallsbury 1 month ago
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destroyerid 1 month ago
so milk chocolate is good? k
TheHaloChief117 1 month ago
It works if you dilute it with water and put it in their water bowl.
Pale091 1 month ago
My dog also ate a whole bar of Dark, dark 70% chocolate once, nothing ever happened to him.
Can anyone explain this?
VictorRechnageL 1 month ago
@VictorRechnageL
its not a dog?
nygellkagchelland 1 month ago
@nygellkagchelland It is a fucking dog, stupid.
VictorRechnageL 1 month ago
@VictorRechnageL what kind of dog?
somnys 1 month ago
@VictorRechnageL
yeah probably fake american chocolate used with processed cocoa that doesnt have none of the good stuff (for humans) thats bad for dogs
max8987 1 month ago
@VictorRechnageL Do you fuck your dog in the ass?
richig761 1 month ago
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SuicidalNun 1 week ago
True story or not, this literally made my day.. So funny..
peterhh14 1 month ago 2
Funniest comic alive.
SuperBromander 1 month ago
that was absolute great!
hahahaha
dreadbetful 1 month ago
That was HILARIOUS!!!!!
EternalDamnationProd 1 month ago
FYI to new dog owners (I would hope long time owners know this already), you use a 10cc syringe (without the needle) to squirt the hydrogen peroxide down the dog's throat.
tml4873 1 month ago
If you put washing power (for the laundary) into the dogs mouth it will trow up! Saves buying hydrogen shite...
TheZzProject 1 month ago
Think its worth commenting This was on my birthday. Louis is my favorite comedian lol awesome
TissueBoxGaming 1 month ago
this is like the third time I watched this
TheRoIIingStone 1 month ago
come here to see louis CK, but all the related videos are conan related non louis CK
CHILEwile007 1 month ago
YES
YES THIS IS DOG
aydoooo 1 month ago 3
by his logic we should ban steak because babies can't chew it
Josephll64 1 month ago
we have to clean up dog poo incase retards put it in there eyes but we cant ban dark chocolate
sirbestnameever 1 month ago
@sirbestnameever Are you suggesting we should ban a food because an animal shouldnt eat it?
ERoBB1 1 month ago
@ERoBB1 No we shouldnt have to be fined £1000 because our dogs shit, and cant take then on beaches or parks because baby will put it in there eyes. If you poke your self in the eye with shit you eyes are too good for you
sirbestnameever 1 month ago
@sirbestnameever Why do you keep talking about shit in eyes? People don't want dog shit everywhere. If you want a dog, keep it clean.
ERoBB1 1 month ago
@sirbestnameever okay? if your an infant you dont any better! im betting you still eat cat shit in park sandboxes . go get checked for parasites faggot
stalkingcat123 1 month ago
@sirbestnameever "but we cant ban dark chocolate"
Excellent idea! Better yet, make it illegal for the dogs to poop. Every time they do it, they either have to do 30 hours community service or get a cattle prod to their tongues.
Ask your congressman to pass this law in the same letter you ask for chocolate to be labeled a controlled substance. I'm sure they'll lend you crayons to write it at the mental institution.
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I had almost the exact same thing happen to me, except it was my wife instead of a dog. And she hadn't eaten chocolate, she just hadn't made me dinner.
nbachmann 1 month ago 70
@nbachmann: Let me guess: the thing you put up her mouth was...
MarkusHomer 1 month ago
@nbachmann Ya not funnny sorry :(
TheKatyLady1 1 month ago
so not only have you been missing women with your penis but now also with your fists
Stimor 1 month ago
I'm a dog and I find this offensive.
paraquemolestarseenp 1 month ago
love louie
five5oh0 1 month ago
I just had to do this. Measuring cup worked well. Quarter cup, and 10 minutes later the shredded toy was regurgitated. This video was just the laugh I needed!
gibsonrg 1 month ago
hidrogen per-oxide....? like water?
shiranp6 1 month ago
@shiranp6 water is H2O (or hydrogen oxide), hydrogen peroxide is H2O2... and now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
asharma78901 1 month ago 41
@asharma78901 H2O is Dihydrogen Monoxide you fucking scumbag, stop trying to make yourselve sound smart. Cunt.
remotetea 1 month ago
@remotetea Yourself*
remotetea 1 month ago
@remotetea i'm not sure if you were trying to be ironic, but i almost chuckled at your hypocrisy. dihydrogen monoxide is only one of the many ways you can name water. hydrogen oxide is one of them.
now if i may, i'm going to ask you to stop trying to make yourself sound smart, you fucking scumbag. cunt.
clancym1 1 month ago 3
@clancym1 I call water "water".
YcantWeAllGetAbong 1 month ago
@YcantWeAllGetAbong i call it liquid ice
clancym1 1 month ago
@asharma78901 GI JOE!!! ...couldn't resist...
MalkinFan25 1 month ago
@asharma78901 dihydrogen monoxide
MMMAAATTTLLL 1 month ago
@asharma78901 dihyrogen monoxide
iskim86 1 month ago
@asharma78901 H2O is Dihydrogen Monoxide dumbass
demonimpulsive 1 month ago
@demonimpulsive
Hydrogen oxide
Dihydrogen monoxide
Hydrogen monoxide
Dihydrogen oxide
Hydrogen hydroxide
are all names for water, good job bro.
asharma78901 1 month ago
@asharma78901 Hydrogen oxide and hydrogen monoxide aren't, that's for a hydroxide group OH
withthebirdillshare 4 weeks ago
@asharma78901 You're an idiot. haha
Baw123888 5 days ago
@asharma78901 G I JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEE!!
VincentXP 1 month ago
@shiranp6
Are you serious? Hydrogen peroxide is not even close to water.
GodZirraAnim 1 month ago
@GodZirraAnim hydrogen oxide and hydrogen peroxide... Yeah not even close.
PkersWork 1 month ago
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@PkersWork Let me rephrase since you're getting semantical. It's not even close to water in the sense that it would help your dog absolutely none at all by drinking it after chocolate.
GodZirraAnim 1 month ago
@GodZirraAnim yes it is. it just has 1 more oxygen atom than water.
water- H2O
hydrogen peroxide- H2O2
p0wertek 1 month ago
@p0wertek
Let me rephrase since you're getting semantical. It's not even close to water in the sense that it would help your dog absolutely none at all by drinking it after chocolate.
GodZirraAnim 1 month ago
@p0wertek that second bonded oxygen atom makes quite a bit of difference i hope you know.
tpstrat14 1 month ago
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Jemimacakes 1 month ago
IS IT JUST ME. Or is it when its on 1080p when people movie their hands it turns static-y.
o_o
FrenzyPopcorn 1 month ago
LOL did louie ck just pwn that guy with a fat joke? 1:42
Crosby4hyg 2 months ago
@Crosby4hyg HHAHAHAH ya he did. FOR SURE
joelrulesall 1 month ago
lol
JetsGD04 2 months ago
Legend!!!
joban84 2 months ago
29 dogs disliked this video
freexingcold 2 months ago 2
It sucks that the dog never liked him after...
CBoavida 2 months ago
i like the part at 2:57 when the crowd goes awww, then starts laughing again aha
LogisticApples 2 months ago
ahhh I wish there was a CK version of every audiobook ever
ShaolinPete 2 months ago 2
i heard the same story by letterman on the tonight show with johnny carson , the video is on youtube
KingAz86 2 months ago
Hilarious! I love both of you! -3 -3
pinkbabyberry 2 months ago
My grandma used to put Hydrogen Peroxide in my ears as a preventative attempt to keep pimples out of my inner ear canal. It was torture. It was painful and it was like she put rice crispies in my ear canal and poured milk in and let it pop like evil ear pop rocks. It was terrible. She did that until I was big enough to fight my way off of her lap and out of her kung fu grip...she also was very very strong for a grandma...and she's an Atheist. So....yeah. That's my HP story.
JenniferOcious79 2 months ago
@JenniferOcious79 WHAT THE HELL MAN, WHAT IS THAT?? That's like secret Guantamo torture methods...
HittokiriBatosai 2 months ago
@HittokiriBatosai That's my Grammies!
JenniferOcious79 2 months ago