Ask A Ninja - Question 32 "Ninja Dates"

[Shadowbangg]

Janinjuary, I enjoy that month, but honestly it's been raining alot, people gotta close their mouths more often.

[WingedDragonFiend]

Janinjuary is my birth month! hoary!

[aubreevevo]

When you were clapping I was zoned out lol

[yellowandpinkgirl]

Janinjauary is the best month ever!

[pariahus]

who are the 140 ppl who dont like this and why has the ninja not killed

them

[jeninren]

"The more you drool, the more it rains in Janinjuary." Classic.

[Firrerre]

wait...wait wait... YOU have had a moment of silence?!?!

[navvir]

Dr.Footfistheadknocker. HE INVENTED KICKING!!

[tuffblade1331]

what if he wasnt even talking in all these videos....he could be holding someone hostage to narrate the shows for him because ninjas are silent

[BlakesMind510]

I almost cried watching this episode.

[Glaikery]

CARROT! SNEAKERS!

[Glaikery]

I love how he completely twists the questions XD.

[epiczelitezZz]

co za asi...

[onlinegamer76]

Press 7 or 9 for hi-ya

[jjk252525]

Everyone gathers by themselves. that seems difficult.

[NinjaPWNED]

My birthday's in janinjuary :D

[austin23cook]

@disposableteenager its "dismember" as in dismembering someone.

[edfreak9001]

i will space out more often then.

[theRileyman00]

cutting a eyehole really helped lol

[Jefstito]

1:10 - 1:13

hahahahhahahahahahahahahaahah

[GatameOne]

0:17 Bad dates. lol i got that joke

[ZebraZim]

If you slobber your a goner.

I wish it rymed but

[disposableteenager]

I liked des-member... :( But Ja-ninjuary works too I suppose.

[EVLlegendIphone]

When did ninja get sooo annoying?!

[Sarah12rox]

i was spaced out through this whole thing :\

[disposableteenager]

CARROT! SNEAKERS!

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[SkyFlame2]

lol

[Wookie1234567]

Ahhhhh! The video and the advert played at the same time D:

[daemonsparta]

I love how he mistook the question XD

[619elmexicano]

help me with my problemo porvavor

[Nilyentaraka]

Carrot! Sneakers!

[RaptorsXCman]

lol the pirate wars

[Littlemoon23]

i visit janinjuary like very single day mostly in math class...

[69Wolf04]

@Littlemoon23

Really? I visit that month in science. The Ninja already disproved everything about physics anyway. Just because it's fake doesn't mean I'm bad at it though...

[rockstarajw]

Billie Mays mustave been Ninja's father. *BILLY MAYS HERE" "ASK-A-NIN-JA" There are very remarkable similarities.

[slifer8910]

DIE CARROT!!!SNEAKERS!!!!

[Dag0nauta]

each time you said problemo, un ninja mata un gatito....

[darroth42]

i don't think thats quite what he meant when he said dates...

[6436andrew]

ninja vs phantom, from college humor.

[Marttyyri1]

Wait... he was talking about some calendar.. and then i got a chat message on facebook.. and suddently he was talking about some dr. footfist O_o

[TJTerry101]

@Marttyyri1 He's awesome like that.

[papercranesify]

Sounds like Ninja's don't go on dates very much! Dude like you a lot but you need to get out more!

[jayhawk2424]

I like how gets completley off subject. He hardly ever talks about Ninja Dating. Hahaha

[servandot]

This guy is like the extreme version of the shit your granpa sez whenever he starts chit-chatting

[setalaka]

bad. dates. ouw

[2Dement3D]

Thank you Dr. Foot-fist-headknocker.

[Eragasith]

what the fuck??! this is the first one i've ever seen and i like it, i really do, but i have absolutly no fucking clue what the fuck he just finished saying. i had to watch it three times to understand it.

[jaylaville]

carrot .. sneakers lol

[hillbillyjo]

"okay go" on treadmills......... i get it now :D

[emz33]

@hillbillyjo Lol its a vid on youtube too. Just search Ok go treadmill

[prestocatronium]

why dont we have school off during janinjuary???

[ducktapelover1]

jeninjuari got alot longer sinse i was born :D

[noob123dude]

"CARROT, SNEAKERS!"

[Vevic16]

Thumbs up if you would like to spend a day with this guy... Even if that may mean dieing o_O

[terrenwraith]

If u slober , ur a goner xD

[tijuanamarisol666]

lol jeninjuary

[FlonieXD]

CARROTS!!!

SNEAKERS!!!!!

EPIC!!!!!!

[tmariesinger]

ASK A NINJA DVD APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR BRAIN!!

[axelgarcia1]

that explains why i fade away in thought sometimes :/

[XXhampstXX]

I was actually spaced out and he snapped me out of it. xD

[MegaDeadwalker]

i realy realy wanna know what ninjas smoke lol i wanna get some XD

[MellofeverKrazy]

I haven't laughted this hard in a while...I love you ask a ninja

[kitkat356]

go go go go go, o-kay, go!

[kitkat356]

go go go go go, o-kay, go!

[branko1717]

He's gonna snap you back, permanently. lol

[Ziek2006]

We were just going Carrot! Sneakers!

[AquaQueen27]

I look forward to going on you soon

[biggestROHfan6391]

He was also the one who came up with the idea of cutting an eyehole, that helped a lot

lmfao

[XFreeStyleZX]

How does Dr. Footfist Headnocker relate to Ninja Dates? xDDDD

[jnarbaiz]

Carrot!!!  Sneakers!!!!

[guenhwyvarmyshadow]

Gogogo!

Okay!

OkayGo!

[DanSeWe]

u owe him a thank u

[Drunkenprophet23]

The ninja just came and stole all of the video's that were recommended for me right off my youtube homepage... seriously they're gone... they were just there... but now they're gone. I am not lying.

[toatahu96]

i was actually in janinjuary the whoile video then i had to watch it over again lolz youre welcome ninjas

[LonelyPandaz]

"CARROT!" "SNEAKERS!"

[andorm]

gogoog ninja spining in chair

[Twitboy3000]

What's with pirates and ninjas?

[DrBreakfastMachine]

Janinjuary is mostly made up of my time in Geometry class.

[themabin]

i contribute to janinjuary alot

[slayerslash5]

hahaha i love all his episodes :D

[elliephant3]

i went into janinjuary watching this:)

[JulioAngelChavez]

...Like when u space out seeing 2 girls kissing... That's janinjuary lol!!!!!

[LegendaryPinkCards]

LOL!

i look forward to "Going" on your soon!

xD lmao wow

[projectscythe7]

When did they change the attack noise from carrot to hiyah....and WHY WASNT I TOLD?! lol

[TheBananian]

Dr.Footfistheadknocker, he invented kicking, lol wtf. how do u invent kicking. wow.

[IzzyLovesRock]

@TheBananian he's a ninja

[BloodBukkake]

evrybody gather by themselfs

[ateat2]

Ask a ninja DVD Apply directly to the brain

Ask a ninja DVD Apply directly to the brain

Ask a ninja DVD Apply directly to the brain

[aseremo]

BABY NINJAS SAVED!!!

[12Youknowit]

easily the funniest man alive

[Ukraineianduck]

@12Youknowit Of course he is. He killed anyone funnier.

[enti101]

@12Youknowit hes not a man hes a ninja

[miesrah12]

@12Youknowit but the Nostal-

*slice*

thud

[crazygurl10210]

that is freakin hilarious

[blondifyyy]

1:54 =)

[buddychance9]

great vid

[Shantysailor]

"That just seemed like adding moments of contrived sexual tension to Grey's Anatomy. It's just the norm - it's just regular."

[kittykittyvonshnouzr]

Carrot sneakers!

LOLOOLOL

[XmidnightXparties237]

i love....how i was gone for literally fifteen seconds and when i came back nothing mad sense anymore (x NOTHING

[coltFILMinc]

hahahahaha. 3:42 is hilarious

[PanzeR900411]

Cut a hole for the eyes, that helped a lot !!! =))

[Alvaris]

I'm just a Nonja so I end up making a second of loud noise for the foreninjas.

Social faupax I know.

[ilia4kata]

he shoulda called it ninjuly

[Alvaris]

BAD DATES *smacks himself with the nunchuck* ow...

[thatsit07]

stupid kent

[jamayriggles]

I like how if you miss 5 seconds you have no idea what he's talking about

[DrPilotRedC]

@jamayriggles TRUE, i JUST TRIED IT

[TJTerry101]

@jamayriggles I tried liking this status more than once.

But it didn't work. : (

[malice1337]

@jamayriggles imagine if he was already taking ritalin

[Iamatheist1234]

@jamayriggles i missed 5 sec reading your comment XD

[SSJinchuuriki]

@jamayriggles so fucking true haha

[dagon940]

@jamayriggles I haven't missed a second and I have no idea what he's talking about.. XD

[3DGwolf]

@dagon940 lolz

[ayyypeopl]

@jamayriggles xD so true i was thinking bout sumthing while hes talking boom i was like wtf he talking bout

[DJJimCowley]

@jamayriggles

ha ha too true !!

[otakux5]

apply directly to the brain...

[PandoraThePlatypus]

lol Hiya! it used to be just random! Carrots! Sneakers! LOL

[p00ned0wned]

i like how he gets carried away so quick lol

[risetotheheavens]

Jininjuary!!! lol

[LucaEVILmonkey]

wow theres an ask a ninja dvd im defenetly buying it

[Sistersforever1]

This doesnt have anything to do with Ninja Dates! LOL!! LMFAO

[iamrathercool12121]

it does

dates on the ninja calendar

awesome video!

[blllaaaaaaaa]

I look forward to going on you soon!

lmao

[SephirothBurger]

I EAT POWDERED BABIES

[Atriox1]

CARROTT, SNEAKER!

[Kishikume]

big problemo hehe

[PumpkinMozie]

0:18 hahahahahahahahahahaha

my favorite part

[wasygirl]

i love the go go go ok! go part

[KDomingo253]

Lol! I know, it was funny as heck xD

[Slinter47]

3:42 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[tidus150]

Ask a ninja DVD aply directly to your brain

Ask a ninja DVD aply directly to your brain

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[RyuChief]

Wahaha, he wanders off of the subject very fast. XD

[ShurikenFilms]

CARROT SNEAKERS lol

[JerryLynnDavis]

go go go ok!

[soiledwarrior1]

CArrot Sneakers

[quadlark]

loved how he made fun of head on at the end

[roboraptor10]

Bad. Dates. *smack* Ow.

I lol'd so hard.

[aimeebaines]

Oh my God this made me laugh towards the end XD

[xInD3p3Nd3Nc3x]

CARROT! SNEAKERS!!! ROFL

[minomane]

bad dates..ow i loled

[jemraider]

this is probably my favorite one

[OurFinalHour]

If he could stay on topic, it wouldn't be half as funny

[Spiderfreakinman]

ha!

[TensaZangetsu103]

Karate kid wouldn't even have an ending without him!!!

[AgentAmazing1]

I lost it at "CARROT!  SNEAKERS!".

[gorrilazrock]

did he even answer the question? lol xD

[arcadio1930]

what was the question?

[gorrilazrock]

The question was what kind of dates do Ninjas go on.

[ShakalakaProductions]

bad dates...ow. LOL

[tomkaulitzloverliz]

Bad dates..... OW

[walpy77]

I think this Ninja is on cocaine

[Zralf]

it's called beeing energetic, having a sense of humor and an imagination.

[arfanxxx]

HAHAHAHAHA

[toohstiurf]

tut-tut

[MinmumWageUser]

HAHAHA. she smuggled baby's during the pirate war. we put her face on an invisible coin! XDDD

[Corailie]

Bad dates {pap} Ow.

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APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR BRAIN!!

[zeekyzoid]

janinjuary...what an interesting month. so. interesting. it's...scary.

(apply directly to your brain!)

((watch whole vid))

[1garymichael]

lol i was totaly spaced untill he claped his hands haha

[mavness]

CARROT!SNEAKERS! haha youre the man, this is my favorite ask a ninja yet.

[zodiark111]

0:32 roflmao

[CZMproductions]

CARROT!!!!!!!!

[ComyHacker]

lol the ninja is awesome!

[DontMockTheCheese]

lawlz

[denielle4eva]

Did anyone notice that he didn't even answer the question x) ?

[productionsofSRS]

he did answer the question just the way he answered it was diferent

[denielle4eva]

This is my favorite damn one, apart from all of them <3

[XiaoNoodles]

we even have her on a coin. which is invisible. and we don't use it much. since its.. hard to carry around.. HAHAHAHA

[genie88888888]

rofl, go go go go go.. go go go go go, lol

[trueferrit]

Big fan of jininjuary

[claydude333]

Karate kid wouldn't even have an ending without him!!!

4:00

hidefest! everyone really gets into it!

...I think.

[slake2k7]

Thought Ninja Apply Drts Drctly to the forehead

[supimbob12]

LMFAO!

apply a ninja DVD! apply directly to your brain!

[katieBUG12300]

do ninjas eat chocolate?