Fainting goats

[Puglover480]

That is fucking awesome losers what r u guys so ehhh abut

[MzzK2011]

Sad but funny lol

[forgetfuldays]

0:48 Kaboom!

[kristianhodges1]

:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[leyo00069]

LOL! what the fuck is with all that religious shit on a goat video LOL

[xxxBradTxxx]

"I'm a sheep herder"

"no it's pronounced HOARDER"

[PYROTEKNIKS801]

what about when they fuck do they stiff yup and faint

[RoyalRamirez]

They call this the Chuck Norris effect.

[jamesthegreat16]

i want one :)

[liverpool001]

wena tata

[bigsteven34]

Are you guys really talking about this on the Fainting Goats video?! Really...

[beast54]

(that was for the kkk leader moslemssuck...cant even spell muslim properly)

[EddyYellow]

muslims never talk bad about christians and we always respect, so why the hell christs always try to push muslims under? why would u bother? huh get some life! Peace need to be everywhere but first in your hearts! i love humanity ! i adore humanity! i pray for humanity. be a HUMAN!

[moslemssuck]

Fainting goats are just like the cocksucking moslems. SO fucking stupid like their cunting fuckin' islam, the psychotic cult of everlasting DEATH! SHIT BE TO ALLAH, may muhammad, the goat turd fuck her up her ass.

[shizzlebro7000]

Shut up you chode sucking rapist. Go back to your ignorant little trailer park and get abused by your parents. Its people like you that give others the opinion that the US is ignorant.

[moslemssuck]

Oh go cock your islamic goat, you goat fucking allah sucker. Yes, the US and the west are ignorant since we let you fuckers immigrate here. How fuckin' stupid can 'civilized' countries be? Let ME pass some new laws and none of you fuckwipes would be here for long.

[ambaryoselin]

if you pass some laws here i can bet you will have a country with no economic ability to sustain itself, because the only people living in it would be morons like you and i dont think you people can survive by yourselves

[shizzlebro7000]

HEY DIPSHIT. Go back to your trailer park and get beaten and molested by the creepy priest (nothing against priests). If your so racist, go over to Iraq and commit war crimes like the rest of your family. I hope you are lynched like you deserve. And by the way, no one gives a shit about your life problems, so shut the fuck up about them

[moslemssuck]

shizzle, you moslematic fuckwad. You are nothing but a hemorrhoid on allah's stinking ass. moslems are non humans. You don't even compare to dirt.

[shizzlebro7000]

stupid attention seeking racist fuckwad. your the reason people dont like americans. Your embarrassing the rest of us.

PS

your uncle would be ashamed of you

yeah, i went there

[moslemssuck]

Fuck you, you moslematic racist murdering son of a bitch. You're embarrassing. islam is embarrassing, and my uncle would want to kill islam. Keep sucking Obama's cunt and allah's three cocks, you motherfucking non human sack of shit.

[shizzlebro7000]

I, and the rest of the world, dont give a shit about your fucking uncle. If he felt the way you do towards Islam, then there is no chance St. Peter would let him through. He is probably burning in hell for wanting to kill islam. You're an embarrasment to the rest of the world

[ITSWIN55]

dude u have no reason to hate islam, you just haven't been taught the right education, you need to respect other religions, without them, the world would all be the same. now im swiss, and i think the us is the best, but yeah shizlebro is right, you are one of the assholes who give a bad image to america, how about you give me some reasons to hate islam that are valid?

[moslemssuck]

May shizzleshit's allah crap on your head. Fuck allah, fuck islam, fuck moslems and fuck anyone that sides with the fuckin' moslems.

[ITSWIN55]

fuck you, u have no reason, ur just some hillbilly piece of shit go fuck your sister

[moslemssuck]

Up your ass, you moslem fuck. You've been speared by the cock of muhammad, you motherfucking son of a goat fucker.

[ahmad147258]

listen man you are a racist ass son of a bitch and if someone were to come up to you and ask you what you said about allah you wouldnt have the balls to say what you said muslim suck get the fuck out of here we are the fastest growing religion in the world and theres nothing you and your racist ass fucks can do about it.

[moslemssuck]

Listen, moslem, YOU are the racist son of a bitch. You fuckers killed my uncle with no remorse or thought. I can only wish death upon all of islam. Oh, and why don't you hypocritical 'moderate' motherfuckers go and kill your OWN taliban. Look what they're doing in Pakistan. islam sucks Satan's cock. Yes, I will capitalize 'Satan' before I use capitals on anything 'moslem'.

[ITSWIN55]

Dude, war and crimes exists all over the world, and everyone commits them. chill the fuck out, if some redneck came and killed lets say, the president in Iran, would you think its fair if they got his army to kill you, when u didnt do jack? stop hating

[moslemssuck]

islam is death, it needs to be killed. Whoever would kill that ape-looking cunt in iran would get a medal.

[andygoodyear]

fenomen??? Do you mean phenomenon?

[badcloud84]

the goat in the front is farting muhuhahaha. Whe she said the last name. hahaha

[Ifasmith93]

that woman at 0:28 is rough

[pokemonaddic]

hey freak not all moslems are bad and not all terrorists are moslems

They're humans too so leave them alone you racist freak!!!

note

I'm not a moslem

[moslemssuck]

Funny how goats resemble the fuckin' MOSLEMS! Well, not surprising seeing how many of those filthy islamic islamocytes actually fuck goats when spurned by their burka bitches.

[ambaryoselin]

you disrespectful freak, because of ignorant people like you this world is full of bullshit.

i bet you are far more disgusting than any person who fucks a goat.

ps: i dont fuck goats nor i am a moslem, but you... you are a racist mfr

[moslemssuck]

Oh go shove your head up your allah's stinking vagina ambaryoselin, you goddamned moslem son of a bitch. YOU are the ignorant cunts. muhammad fucks you all up your asses as you bow to your toilet mecca 5 fucking times a day. Eat your own shit and die.

[ambaryoselin]

learn how to read, or cant you even do that. i am not a moslem, i actually a christian. i am a respectful person because my parents taught me how to respect other's people customs, but i guess you missed out on education.

you are ignorant, and disrespectful. people like should disappear from this world.

no matter how much insults you write, that doesnt change anything for you, me or anybody in this world because people like dont matter

[moslemssuck]

You're a blind cunt then. Obviously islam's 9/11 must have been a real treat for you. Well, it killed my uncle, you fuck wad.

[ambaryoselin]

oh really, my family was also victim of 9/11 but im not a fucking ignorant like you. see, i can bet that families whose members were killed by american soldiers with mentalities just like yours who were killing people without any motive, and i dont mean self defense or fortunes of war, I MEAN WAR CRIMES; i bet they dont go hating all americans because of a couple of criminals that liked to kill people.

[moslemssuck]

Oh go fart yourself raw, you lover of islam and all that is unholy.

[ambaryoselin]

unholy... what is holy for you? the bullshit that comes out of you mouth. you know what im not gonna keep answering this comments because they are stupid, racist and ignorant; jut like the person who wrote it.

bye bye i hope that you gain a little bit of knowledge and acceptance in your life. you socially ignorant dumbass

[moslemssuck]

How am I racist when islam, the cock of the earth, or moslems, the non human turds of the earth, aren't a 'race'? muhammad sucks allah's ass (piss be upon him).

[ahmad147258]

OK so it killed your uncle im sorry about that but you need to get over the fact that just because one Muslim killed your uncle not every Muslim killed your uncle so an American killed my uncle in Iraq so should i hate every American no i shouldn't, open your mind man come on you people need to have some common sence

[beast54]

well your uncle fucking deserved it because he was probably a racist sum bitch just like you are..you and the rest of you should of died with him, now your uncle is probably in hell getting fucked in his ass by osama bin laden and suddam hussein screaming their namess out. PRAISE BE TO ALLAH BITCH YIIII HAAAAAA U KKK LOVING BITCH

[moslemssuck]

One day, moslem beast, your goats will fuck you to death. Then you can live forever in each of allah's 72 vaginas, drowning in its mentrual blood.

[seafoodpizzayum]

@beast54 I heard Allah was gay. I read it in some book, I think it was called the Qur'an or something, can't remember for sure. It said something about him having feelings for gay jews or something. I think sausages smothered in some sort of sauce were involved too. Any thoughts on this?

[beast54]

@seafoodpizzayum nah you were probably reading about the devil, and it was probably in those gay teen magazine you have a fetish for, you think this is supposed to offend me lol, youre just a stupid ignorant white homosexual...anyways have fun in hell, i heard theres plenty of gay jews down there that could stick smothered sausages in your ass while you suck the devils dick...any thoughts on this?

[seafoodpizzayum]

@beast54 Oh so the Devil plays a part in the Qur'an? That makes more sense now, almost makes the whole book make sense now, hehe sorry for the confusion. Btw I never mentioned about shoving sausages up peoples ass, it must be some islamic ritual or something, i'm not going to knock it, if it's how you roll, i understand.

[sgtsmokeysmith]

listen for a goat at 2:42 it makes a weird noise

[ryandoe11]

omg, like, this was SOOO like last fk'in year... like wtf geez, watch utube like videos like more often gosh.. Ive watchd like omg like 16,000 vids like wo0w dats like geez omg a tons!!

[AkuzedCycotic]

In otherwords.... you have no life right Ryandoe11?

[ryandoe11]

like wow, omg how rude can like some body be like now im at like about 20,449 vids watchd like dats not to bad, still means like i totally have a socially social like life. so 4 words for you... stfu.

[AkuzedCycotic]

You're also ignorant, immature, and worst of all, is being a degredation upon our society as a valley girl. You might be a boy, but like, oh my god! You're like, such a valley girl!

By the way. STFU is an acronym, thus meaning that you have four letters. Not words. Go back to watching your vids and bragging about how much you watch. In ten years you can morun the fact you lost much of your life bragging about youtube vids.

[exon112]

People can have the same disease, I have it. It doesn't happen quite as often luckily.

[josephus72]

0.49 - reminds me of Sauron blasting the armies of the free peoples at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring.

[nat225]

LAWL SO FUNNY!!

[sprinter2008]

at :49 seconds, watch how the goat tries to jump over the other goat, and it's legs get stiff in the air and he falls over the goat he tried to jump over...LOL

[tampabaydevilrays]

Just so you know it's spelled phenomenon although you probably knew that by now...

Hilarious

[Chelsea2459]

Myotonic goats. I almost feel bad for them LoL

[LadyOfWater]

goats are not more intelligent than dogs! Anyone ever seen a friggin goat? i didnt see alot of intelligence there.

[spacingspade]

This has got to be one of the funniest things nature has ever done......talk about piss poor evolution lmao

[lolinator24]

OMFG, this is hilarious, i gotta c this live

[DutchManticore]

My uncle has them... they've got official names completely impossible to remember.

[srkadz11]

lool so funny!!

[0Enchanted0]

Tipping the cow is old news. Just grab a lawn chair and sit by a field of these little guys. Every now and then yell boo and watch the hilarity.

[americandude9000]

This is a good video, but the presenter asks such stupid questions, (Do they make each other faint?) ''Better than a dog?'' Dumbass

[Gheete88]

americandude9000

how is asking if they make each other faint a dumb question? It's known that they faint when they are excited or at fear, right? During sex, there's alot of excitement! and when males battle with males, theres alot of fear! Are they better than dogs? What? Every pet keeper has a preference and you act as if a goat is "always" better than a dog!

Then again your're a stupid american, thus I don't blame you for being an airhead.

[JGsheppard26]

Hey! americans arent stupid!! just this guy is a retard

[rayleepcc5]

AIRHEADS ARE OUT OF CONTROL

[ninenmoebius]

dont generalize moron

im an american and i can assure i am smarter than you ktx

[cainorox]

hahaha

[KyoXo]

Goat fart 2:44

[kdog5377]

hahaha the umbrella opens and 15 goats fall over LOL

[tannerpetrie]

Who can I get one of these from? how much do they cost? I am a serious inquirer. I guess thats God's way of entertaining Goatkeepers

[78supernova87]

GO goats GO!!!!!! Run you little funy animal RUNNNN!!! :-D

[strahlemaedchen]

ha ha thats funny:D

[imrem90]

WHY?! Do they do that? Is that when they get hunted? Smart move..:S

[PolarBearRug]

hunt animals already in captivity? whatchoo talkin bout

[deccimuslovesit]

im a goat

[YellowMellowJello]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH i like the part when he gets that thing and then one random one falls over!!!! LMFAO!

[3isnotaletter]

why in gods name is this under current affairs in the news show?

[willsing4fun]

:59, i almost died!

[mznikkigrl]

*weeps* at the fartin' fainting goats!

[XxolonixX]

lmao these are so cute...but it also looks sadd :[

[smilymiley619]

haha at 2:43 one of the goats farted!!

Wow!

That's funny!

[KusinGBG]

hahahahahaha

[blazeotron2000]

i didn't notice at first but thanks for pointing it out. thanks for the laugh. p.s. how is this species not extinct?

[TsukiNoRyuu]

LOL, it did fart!!! LOL and blazetron2000, I just don't know, it's like a wolf is chasing one and then it falls over, that wolf just got him a free goat, work-free.

[mznikkigrl]

The fainting is a survival instinct, since most predators will not eat a "dead" animal. Goat faints, gets back up when the danger is gone.

Smart flockin' goats, but still funny as all hell

[MillionSword]

smart? they dont do it on purpose and it only lasts a few seconds. It'll be back up before the predator is gone

[GaaraKilledNaruto]

if there wasnt a reson why they had to do it they wouldnt do it. Not doing somthing on purpose is diferent to doing it instinktevly

we dont breeth on purpose

[MillionSword]

They JUST said it on the video. Its GENETIC

[PolarBearRug]

they do it because it is a congenital condition. there's also a difference between involuntary and instinctual. it's probably because they are bred in captivity by human goatkeepers. much like the problems many other human-directed breeds of many species may have.

[Ratsfiurini]

hahahahahahahahahaha yep its a fart xD LMAO!!!!!!!

[dedebug1]

lmao at 2:43 did that goat fart ?

[liveindespair]

haha pwn

[coolcoolcoolest]

in 2:42 I think that a goats farted or something

[KusinGBG]

you're right! hahhahaha:d

[xwulfd]

hahhahaha

[halutionation]

I want one!

[halutionation]

yes, double the swooning power!

[winonaaah]

unbelievable !!

[dunkiejumper]

@benjaminBattington

There are people with this muscles illnes. I am one of them. It's not funny. It heards. And you can not do anything you want.

[MrJoey132]

rofl, those goats own! ^^

[tatynl]

hahahhaha so funny!

[Etzony]

Get a hungry dog on em, lucky dog...

[xxchaffxx]

haha my mom calls me "the Fainting Goat" because I fainted once.

[Amieakakittycat]

lol i saw this vid on tv it's so funny !!!!!! ROFLMAO

[nigelirwin]

one of the funniest things ive seen

[aldehame]

JAJja X 85 KE MAMADA

[cubbie66]

You moved......your out hahahahahaha

[firstalto12]

I LOVE IT!!! lol. they're so cute too.

[chickenliver06]

haha i have five fainting goats!!! hehe they are so cute. they aren't very intelligent though because they butt everything for no reason. lol. my goats my is isabelle but we call her izzie!!

[sharpshooterx300]

stupid goats

[zomfgh4x]

ROFLMFAO...id love to throw a fire cracker in the heard LMFAO

[brigurl88]

This made me laugh thanks for posting.

[CircaSkater88]

im gonna find a goat farm with an air horn i swear to god this is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my entire life

[tATugirl15]

Did she say "J-Lo"? LMAO!

[LazyJayGoats]

They dont actually faint. They have a Neurological reaction when scared. The tendons on the legs tighten up and they fall over. Often they are used in sheep heards to save the sheep from pretators. Goat falls over, cayote gets goat instead of sheep. cheaper cayote bait than the farmers sheep heard I guess. it is funny to watch though.

[polofreek123]

Wow! My friend showed this to me about 3 years ago on another site and I thought I'd search it and see if it was on here! I was so happy when I saw it was. Thank you, you made my day!

[sosolid2kk]

r0fl @ goat at 1:13 straight onto it's back XD!

[coilgunner2]

imagine if people had this gene! man that would be weird! we would probably all have head injures from landing on are faces and actually faint!

[BenjaminBattington]

LoL Some people do have this condition. The condition is called Myotonia Congenita.

[MoshinOut666]

pause it at 1 20 lol

[jasonkraley]

Thoguh it is seemingly hillarious, I find it fascinating that there is a gene associated with these animals and that have bred into a specific kind of breed in the species of goat. Sounds similar to the awkward species of catfish known as "Upside-Down Catfish" which live their entire lives swimming upside-down. On a sidenote, I can't help but laugh that there is a goat out there named "J-Lo". [smirk]

[gleasonjon]

Funniest thing on YouTube!

[Riceballtohru]

THIS IS SO FUNNY i saw this before and OMGOSH i was almost on the floor laughing so hard

[evosex]

BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH FUNNIEST THING EVER, AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA, "goat lover", "they get stiff, only for a few seconds"

lol

[Adzieboy]

The umbrella! Class :P

[Quintippio]

Allow me to LOL!

[harvardjanitor7]

soooo coool!