Twisted Metal - The Lost Endings: Pit Viper's Ending

[jesusmurderer01]

recycled footage now thats cheap

[bluephreakr]

lol, He Mozambiqued her.

[DJSIQRIQ]

One million doll hairs

[mjc0961]

You could have asked for...

*camera zoom in, pinky to mouth*

ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS.

[Derinfrekans]

just pause @ 0:37 at the right time and prepare for epic face expression of a noob ASS-ASS-in

[Derinfrekans]

LOL She could wish them to die from the very beginning :)))))))))) !

[BYOSProductions]

aaaand that's why pit viper was never seen again.

[zarien85]

i'ld shoot her in the head to but not with a gun or bullets but she would not like it eather

[Chuckalakala]

Sounded like he jizzed on her or something in the end

[AmAxel35]

What I wonder is why the hell did she leave the passenger side unlocked?

[splintercellz88]

@AmAxel35 yeah she should lock her doors its a bad neighborhood.

[justinsane11]

HAHA bitch is crazy.

[willauren]

in twisted metal on ps1 she kills calypso and takes the money

[dadevi]

Asassin Fail.

[genkia87]

so if calypso killed her with a headshot then why the fuck did he shoot her 3 times

[DGneoseeker1]

@genkia87 Sometimes bullets CAN go through your head without killing you. Also they can follow the line of your skull and not penetrate. He might as well make sure.

More to the point, why can you kill with bullets a guy who has the power to make any wish come true?

[ElArlequin]

@genkia87 because he's a fucking maniac and wanted to leave her head open like Belladonna's ass. :)

[Skyrim4everr]

lol it looked like she was humping the steering wheel

[popowazhere]

I liked pit viper! They should use her again!!

[ZAUBERINSEL]

??????????

in twisted metal she mad it. why is this diffrent?

[101superchao]

BOOM HEADSHOT

[LesEnfantTerribles1]

Why does Pit Viper remind me of WWE Diva "Melina"

[twistedmetalfan100]

when calpso jumps i think of wtf bomb

[MrSomeGamerdude]

clayso thinks he can fly....fly claysp, fly, fly like the lirrle fag/backstaber/wtf happen to your face/[insert better insult here] you are.

[twistedmetalfan100]

if u pause at 0:38 pit viper makes a face that made me lol

[momistal101]

@twistedmetalfan100 o_o

[EricToTheScionti]

@twistedmetalfan100 haha

[goldass96]

Calypso jumps like a fag

[prheadfrankie]

probably murder don't know

[MsPs2master]

Rip Pit Viper

[cheder6]

XD ...

[jizzingtons]

if you wanna be an ASS ASS IN

[sheiksubra]

lol her wish is written on a fruit roll-up XD

[themetalspork]

@sheiksubra

i was just about to say the same thing XD

[victormelodefreitas]

Did he say much better?

[hassantv100]

Seeing Calypso jump was funny as hell.

[Wanderer2266]

Rocky Dennis plays Calypso in these I guess

[kidwon92]

PV: I been paid by the people of LA to take you out Calypso!

*GUN COCKS*

CALYPSO: Now If you really want to be an assassin, you should keep your eyes on your prey HA-HA-HA-HA

*GUN SHOTS*

"CARE-PACKAGE READY FOR DEPLOYMENT, SHOW US WHERE YOU WANT IT!"

[TheCorland]

he looks like corey taylor in a maggot mask lol

[Gore4iPods]

OMFG! SHE IS SO *bleep*ING HOT! Its sad she died. R.I.P Angela Fortin (driver of Pit Viper). Correct me if i spelt her name wrong

[kidwon92]

@Gore4iPods Thumbs down me if you think this is a dumb question

but did she die seriously? in real life?

[TheGeoshark]

@kidwon92 yeah some sickness i believe

[jayson4404]

These endings are terrible but u cant laook away.

[abreil45]

calpyso jump out tthat chair throw the note book and hall ass lol

[jayson4404]

She's fuckin hot Id hump her steering wheel.

[Evansmustard]

If you really want to be an ASS-ASSIN XD

[TheXenomorph1]

Gunshot ending with some of Sweet Tooth's ending scenes re-used.

[matawin2]

its funny that they recicle scenes from other endings

[binary1123]

calypso fag jump fail

[dogkiller07]

Who shot ya? Biggie muthafucking smalls haha

[SquidwardsNose]

Lol, it sounds like Calypso raped her at the end.. "ahhhhh, much better :)"

[grindcore09]

@painlessissuicide Yes. Compared to the 2nd TM, it's quite laughable.

[zeogeox]

@painlessissuicide

I been watching these vids and so this hoe ass post on all of them! YES MUTHA FUCKA HE DOES!!!!!

[mysteryskater48]

The way Calypso jumps out of the way when she open's fire is hilarious.

[Fenrir160202]

He aways screws everyone over lol

[stereotipicmexican11]

in this economy? only 1,000,000

[BigBossInc]

Wait, how much did LA pay her? Because it couldn't have been more than $1,000,000 :\

[xLionBoSS]

@BigBossInc $1,000,001

[SSGv2]

UGH WE BEEN SHOT BUT WERE NOT BLEEDING!

[Zeroperez94]

....just wish for infinite wishes...you always win

[Azf12]

Epic Assassination fail.

[teatreevids]

So, Pit Viper, how's it feel to be the very worst assassin ever? Probably not so good, huh.

[kebubas]

If I was Calypso, I would find it strange that when you can give a person anything he wants, he asks for 1 mil. 10 mil would be a good start, after all - human is a greedy creature ... :D

[poly1pop]

she sould wish for calypso just to die or her to be bullet proof then she will still be living.

[xLionBoSS]

ass ass in

[streetblaze290]

lol i think one shot to her head wouldve done it...dont see the need for those other 2 =/

[michaelbuckers]

I wish they make such endings in every TM game.

[bigbofsdt]

I would have betrayed the people of LA and took another wish lol

[Drsatan9]

LOL

[psycho826]

1 million do-dollars

[brandooooon5]

all these endings suck balls

[DreadRaptor85]

They are for our entertainment.

=D

[Gratefuldead86]

yeah but they are funny as hell

[missAngelofmercy666]

wuz dat pizza face??

[Thrasher9294]

God, I'd have at least asked for more than a Million dollars.

More like in the Quadrillions.

[KennethMoreland]

She wanted to get close enough to Calypso in order to....hump her steering wheel?

[lifeofram]

Hahahaa

[StarCraftDude1234]

@KennethMoreland I am sure you realize this but, she was not humping her steering wheel, she was humping the button that shoots the machine guns on her vehicle.

[coolboy56574]

@KennethMoreland THAT'S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY LoL

[TheUnbeholden]

@KennethMoreland .... The car has a hidden gun that fires from the front.

[uberhaxor69]

@KennethMoreland LOOOOOLLLLLLLL

[xxbiznatch101xx]

no accuracy at all

[vince271121]

what the hell is with his face holy crap he loks like the poopoo face

[yungchoice]

calpyso jups out of his chair lol

[1787dude]

why is calypso such a fucking dick

[princepunisher]

@1787dude What would you do?? I mean hes just wanted to gave her the doe and the crazy bitch starts shooting. Of cours hes blast her face of... :DDD

[thara32]

*pump pump in car*

[Larathen]

ass-ass-in

[UltimoUzi]

y da fuck is calypsos henchmen topless

[zacR110]

i think since Angela died Calypso gave pit viper to Krista and Krista named it grasshopper

i don't really know so don't thumbs down me.

[NefariousDreary]

Calypso didn't even know Krysta was still alive.......

[poopybooyah]

@NefariousDreary maybe krista sparks is calypso's 15 year old daughter on youtube. com/watch? v=uhWm6fZ17aM

[NefariousDreary]

@poopybooyah I already knew this.......

[princepunisher]

@NefariousDreary She isn't...in TM2 that is a robot from the police! Krysta is dead.

[NefariousDreary]

but it was Krysta.......haven't u played TM Head-on?

[diehardpatriotfan]

LOL is he doing her at the end?

[ozzyosbournefan08]

i think the next twisted metal game should bring back pit viper wit hanother driver

[DarkenSlayer]

LOL! [0:41] - Calypso jumps and runs like a schoolgirl xD

[abreil45]

calpyso jump out tthat chair throw the note book and hall ass lol

[Traductus5972]

this is why she isn't in any other twisted metal game

[dennisbergkamp17]

I think the next Twisted Metal game should have Pit Viper in it. In the actual ending that was put in the game, she kills Calypso and takes the million dollars. So after more than 10 years, I think it's time to bring back Pit Viper.

[SATANECRONOMICUS]

The music is Creeepppyy....

[killerVeNoM101]

LOL ... Calypso and his ass leaping off the chiar!

[Loukkn]

i honestly thought she was cute. whoever is playin the role of pit viper...

[Loukkn]

this was one the best lost endin she was swift n smooth...too bad she messed up at the end....

[MFAtlas]

ass-assin

[lespritdamour5]

its weird they did the scene wit the guys getting shot in the sweet tooth ending

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

she should have shot and ice bullet now she's on ice.

[SonOfRevenge2]

Why doesn't Black have a gun?

[MrGuitar98]

Notice that when her headlight breaks becuase of the guys shooting at her, its the same exact movie clip of when sweet tooths headlight got shot out ROFL!

[MIBFreakPack]

actually that's Calypso's junk car lights

[glowyrm]

@MrGuitar98

It's also the same clip of the 2 henchmen guys dying as the one in sweet tooths just like the headlights getting shot, lol.

[Warior79]

@MrGuitar98 I think the same footage was also used for when she shoots down the guards

[leon102]

Hm, I wonder how come in the text ending for her, she actually manages to kill him? Which kind of fucks everything up,lol!

[Prototype1218]

If only she was a real ass ass in.

[krizm]

she got banged by calypso after hehe

[xxej67xx]

Cut the formalities, I want my prize so you pay up, CAH-LIP-SOH.

[Dynamix599]

ass ass in lol

[xxbiznatch101xx]

she dhould have kept a gun in the car like swweth tooth

[princepunisher]

@xxbiznatch101xx Yes but it was also sweet tooth-s end that he had one because he got killed with it ... :D

[xxbiznatch101xx]

@princepunisher yea but wat good r the cars machine guns for an enemy tht is inside the car?

[princepunisher]

@xxbiznatch101xx close the dors corectly and you have no enemy inside :DDD

[xxbiznatch101xx]

@princepunisher nope not even cause with the cars she has all u gott a do is jump thru the window or threw the back the roof u dont even need to enter the car u have a perfect shot from anywear beside the front

[princepunisher]

@xxbiznatch101xx can you tell me where the miror are hangin? totaly bullshit what you just told. :D

[princepunisher]

But no sry im an idiot it's probably hangin in the air..... :DDD

[ozzyosbournefan08]

pit viper needs make another appearance in another twisted metal game

[mastercontrolroom2]

as you can see, she is dead, so not likley to happen

[PitKnight13]

The guards' deaths were totally unrealistic...

Calypso's pronunciation of assassin was a joke...

And why does he need to shoot her in THE HEAD three times? These live action endings only function well humorously :-P.

[lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol]

0:41

Calypso: I'll fly like a butterfly, Weeeee!!

lol

[thejesman]

Lol, love how he pronounces ass-ass-in.

[Mufafah]

although shes hella hot, this was probably the most embarasing vid out of all the lost endings. hammerheads was the best.

[ozzyosbournefan08]

hammerhead is my third favorite twisted metal contestant sweet tooth is my number one

[CrAcKsMoKeR13]

i taped shotguns to my car, but when i humped the steering wheel nothing happened. my little brother went along with it and jumped off the monkey bars like a total retard

[ForbbidenBlade]

LMFAO Calypso saw that they only had one snack cake left ....... so he leat out of his chair ond dove for it

[keith8880]

xD HE JUMPS FOR THE LAST SNACK CAKE

[yankees1313131313]

she waz all like a got u bitch...then she's like ah fuck....EPIC FAIL

[Loukkn]

right, but whyd it have to be her?? why couldnt it be anybody else?!!

[Futonpotatos]

Owned!

[xkazanskyx]

her voice is like spectre in TMB

[juggernaut140]

I love how the guards die lol

[Altter221]

they used the same shot ewery time <,< same with the car breaking apart

[redead80]

Calypso jumps down, like "OH Shit"

[DestinyOfDoom]

LOL Calypso was waving his hands in the air while jumping XD

[iSango5050]

xDDD I died laughing at this ending.

1.Calypso dives from his throne when she starts shooting xDDD

2. he calls her an ASS-ASS-in xDDDD

[Daxter3005]

lmao those parts were best xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[iSango5050]

I know xDDD

[Daxter3005]

also those blood graphics are amazing :P

[toomuchpepsi]

LOL nice tie calypso.

[BlueKnightNight]

It was quite funny how Calypso avoids the bullets by throwing himself.

[Dauragon123ko]

i like how he just bounce after he heard the gun shots lol

[Mufafah]

damn shes hot when shes pissed lol

[thesovietelement]

yes

[spleenitcher]

"If you really want to be an ASS-ASS-in."

Love how he said that.

[Dauragon123ko]

I love how Calypso Bails when gun shots is fired its too funny

[john426hemi1970]

it looked like she was humping the gear shift.

[himookim]

now i no why they didnt put pit viper in any other twisted metal games she got killed

[ozzyosbournefan08]

it wasnt the real angel fortin it was prolly her clone called agent amanda X

[Twiztedgoalie]

in the ending that actually made it into the game she actually kills him.

[DreadRaptor85]

LMAO at the way Calypso jumps from his throne! He's frolicking around!

[amebs2003]

When she started firing was she humping the gear shift?

[DOOMdestroyer360]

wats with those to chicks with guns? is this a porno?

[SupahSonic7734]

0:45 recycled scene.

[MegGriffinX]

She was hot. THere are barely any black girls in video games these days.

[InsurrectionaryAct]

so the fuck what?

[Loukkn]

i kno kinda racist rite??!!

[HipHopJun]

Lol those 2 chicks with the guns.

[K1ngK1tty666]

It's funny how the guys pop out with rifles, making it look like Calypso is a cocaine drug lord

[iceicebabytoocold]

Cut the formalities guy!

[DeeznutsFYC]

CUT THE FORMALITIES CALYPSO!!

[951219bb]

that dumb bitch

[Ogaitnas900]

Man, you had to be a desperate actor to be in one of these

[InsurrectionaryAct]

Lol.

all actors start out desperate, really.

[Arjay9975]

Hey. Gotta start somewhere.